>literature good enough for some authors to win nobel prizes
>made the most popular telenovela in the world
>zero good video games
What’s stopping colombia from taking over the game industry?
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the same could be said about germany x10 and what they delivered in 2023 is such contemporary classics like The Settlers New Allies or Gollum.
Atlas Fallen is aiming for a sub 75 rating
>Gabriel met his future wife on the dance floor when she was only 13 years old.
>The young Marquez said this to her, “I just found out that all the verses I’ve written were dedicated to you. Be my wife”. Mercedes replied, “I agree. But, if you allow me, I will finish school first”.
>Their wedding took place 13 years later. Gabriel remembers they were not engaged or anything, they just waited patiently one for another without longing.
ToT
Marquezs books all feature pedophilia in some way. There’s one where the mc falls in love with a 14 year old prostitute (which is supposed to be a downgrade from regular aged prostitutes)
Great writer either way
>13 and 14
>pedophilia
nice twitter nu-speak, troon.
Fine hebephilia or whatever but what was the deal with the guy in 100 years of solitude who turned down the teenage girls for the 10 year old and they let him marry her only after her first period? Even in the book the other characters were confused by that
Aureliano, and the Buendia in general, isn't the most virtuous character.
t. Republican
~~*nobel prizes*~~
i follow this one colombian tiktoker and she starts every video by calmly lifting her dress and shaking her ass before launching into whatever she's actually talking about. i like to think she's representative of the nation.
Got a webm?
https://www.tiktok.com/@pixyphooo
they're long-ish videos, i just like listening to girls speak languages i don't understand
Así son las viejas de todo el mundo parce
bio shock infinite was pretty good
>right-wing death squads and mercenaries
that's why
>Santa Fé de Bogotá
Holy shit dude update your map.
El municipio aun se llama así mi pez, el distrito (la capital es la que es Bogotá DC.
>zero good video games
I made one but I won't tell you which one because I don't want to get doxxed
does your game has physics?
He said good games, the shit you did while snorting coke wasn't good anon
you already live in south america, how much worse could a little doxxing make your situation?
What went wrong?
>El país se disolvió a finales de la década de 1820 e inicios de los años 1830, por las diferencias políticas que existían entre partidarios del federalismo y el centralismo, así como por las tensiones regionales entre los pueblos que integraban la república.
As always, Political shit, later on a complete shithead moron named José Manuel Marroquín basically gave away Panamá to the US for the economic rights to build the canal, which lead to the country claiming independence in 1903.
Independence wars were a mistake, should have only been wars to overthrow the king or establish a constitutional monarchy instead while mantaining unity.
All independence has brought us is balkanization, loss of territory to the US and UK, and extreme economic dependency to the British Empire and now to Yankeeland.
Too busy making money with coffee and shit to care about childrens games.
No one making money would turn down making more money especially now that video games gross more money than movies and films
I went to medellin for 3 months this year, its so damn full of gringos and euros looking to frick hot latinas and sex tourism there is wild.
other than that i was quite surprised at how self-suficient colombia is. it made me think if the planet goes on a nuclear war/gets flooded that place would do pretty well for itself.
We have so much water it's kind of a problem here
>Inb4 7.8
>too much water in the internal parts of the countries
>not enough water on the coasts of all places
We never win.
Every young Colombian worth a shit moved/is planning to move to either the US or Chile since the country has been overrun by ex-FARC and Venezuelans running from the shitwit socialist government they voted in themselves.
>Every young Colombian worth a shit moved/is planning to move to either the US or Chile
Enjoy getting deported, homosexual, work on improving your country rather than leaving like an absolute coward, you're not any different from the Venecos that started invading our country like a fricking pest.
>Muh poverty!
How do you even have an internet connection then, privilegued gomelo?
Those trying to
>escape from LatAm
are just extremely deluded by romantic perceptions of other countries, not realizing those too are shitholes on their own regards, and if you're going to move there make no mistake, you are going to eat shit. I know this because I know many who tried, failed miserably, and returned in a hurry with a bitter taste in their mouths.
Sure, we have plenty of problems over here, but you're gonna find more trouble than you bargained for by leaving all this behind.
It's a huge meme and I hate people believe it.
Basado
I agree to be honest, and I hate the "Saquenme de Latinoamerica" meme with a passion.
mfw grandfather was Italian so i got EU citizenship and fricked off to Spain last September
see ya later putos
My grandfather was also Italian, from the northeast, and I have my Italian citizenship but I'd rather stay in my country, Argentina, and help the situation the most I can. But Spain isn't doing great either sadly.
You forgot the best part
>the hottest shemales in the world
Colombians are lazy and rather find inventive ways to scam people or be criminals. The guy who won the Nobel prize was a pederast commie hack and all his books suck. All media and art from Colombia is garbage. Lived there for 2 years. Never going back. Not even for the cheap prostitutes.
>The guy who won the Nobel prize was a pederast commie hack and all his books suck
>t. No ha leído un libro en su vida.
Colombia is a corrupted shithole, but there's real talent here, homosexual.
Iliterate homosexual
I really dont understand south america. It seems to a paradise in certain regions with nice people, beautiful landscapes and good food, but then on the other hand you got corruption, poverty and a lot of violence.
>I really dont understand south america
you don't give 2 fricks about a continent filled with mutts
>lands colonized by empires that saw them as a way to make money
which lead to
>revolutions lead by people that wanted to make money themselves
which lead to
>civil wars lead by people that wanted to make money
which then caused
>families of politicians hogging public spots for decades bleeding money out of the country
that paired with the post war red scare that made the CIA destabilize any country with as much as a speck of communism and the whole coke network to create untraceable money for their black ops created the beast that is modern drug cartels
It's the balkans of the americas.
I hate ColombiANOs
CrisTales was decent at least.
too busy fighting guerrillas, mexinarcos, pmcs, and corrupt politicians that are supported by the guerrillas, mexinarcos, pmcs or beer chugging 60iq "people".
maybe in 20 years.