Because it's a separate game from the mobage that allows them to 'sell' the game to consoles? They can pump out DLC that adds in all the new features and characters from the later patches and feature a cross promotion where if you buy the game, you get an exclusive item in the mobage. It's free money.
I mean Azur Lane got that decentish game on consoles and Shadowverse got that game to promote both the main mobile version and the anime but as others said at best it's a side project that intends to drag you into the mobile game
kmr accidentally retweeted e-girl hentai art on his official cygames twitter account like six years ago you fricking moron, there's nothing "recent" about it.
I played the old mobile game. Base builder with invasions, stopped playing it after a few weeks because it was just whales raiding everyone's shit and normal players getting rekt. Noah was cute though
Honestly having a better control scheme would do that game wonders given the amount of coordination it requires for some raids
No clue why they didn't do it
Personally, I'm somewhat worried if this is the fate of EoS mobage. I'm not sure if I would be angry or excited if a mobage that got cancelled, would be turned into an actual game and sold it on the Switch (+PC) instead. Dragalia Lost would make a fine stand-alone game with multiplayer elements but it's still a game you've played for free on a phone before.
So after all the time people had complain that they hate the f2p method and willing to pay a one time fee to access everything and play it as a normal game, it's actually happening? Did I wake up in bizzaro Ganker or something?
It's not the same game as that mobile trash, it literally takes a 2s look at each video to come to this conclusion, stop acting moronic.
It's a remake/reboot/spinoff/sequel/whatever the frick, but it's not the same game/a port.
damn i remember this one >be me 12 or smth >pick up this game >you can enter names of items and they will spawn >think i'm totally cheeky inputing "behemoth" and am super smart for my age >game actually had a behemoth >full animation and sounds and shit >mfw
Is it some MTX real-life money draining shit game, or is it actually a fun offline single player adventure that just some gacha rolling using in-game resources?
The latter sounds like it could have potential. The former sounds terrible beyond belief.
>Steam specs: 7GB required >This rar: less than 1GB
Am I stupid or does this seem maybe a bit too small for an archive of a 7GB game, assuming Steam is accurate for once
bought it on PS5 because I like the art, it's cheap and it's pretty fun for a roguelike. in game it looks like Bravely but it's a platformer brawler.
the combat is almost mobile game tier, 1 combo, 2 big attacks, a dash, a worthless ranged attack that used yourself as the arrow, but it sucks since it needs to be charged and you are not invincible during it, and a screen clearer henshin attack. I'd trade the arrow attack for a shield in a heartbeat.
the difficulty comes in getting attacks that combo into each other naturally during each run before you get to the boss room
No English VA, and there's a lot of voice overs that's not translated correctly or at all
and there's no variety in the environments, you are told you are in a ruin or an airship but everything looks like boring generic grasslands.
the Story is generic and the VO and text are saying two different things
It's a dead game they shut down years ago.
wtf dickybros???
>adult chick
>dicky
???????????????
chibi pussy is automatically dicky regardless of age
Doesn't look chibi to me apart from the 3d model. Her 2D CG is woman-like.
she is 12 you sick frick
It's okay I like them older
>huge cowbreasts
>12
You made up the age, moronic cuck.
Old gameplay
That does not appear to even be the same game
Whats with the gay accent? Also how come this reminds me of Bravely Default 3DS
Same artist.
Because the MC is literally Edea
Wait so is this like an old gacha getting released as a complete game?
So a stand alone Uma musume game for switch is actually possible?
They couldn't even pump out Relink in time and it has been in development since 2016.
Technically, yes. In practice, no, why the frick would they do that and lose money?
Because it's a separate game from the mobage that allows them to 'sell' the game to consoles? They can pump out DLC that adds in all the new features and characters from the later patches and feature a cross promotion where if you buy the game, you get an exclusive item in the mobage. It's free money.
I mean Azur Lane got that decentish game on consoles and Shadowverse got that game to promote both the main mobile version and the anime but as others said at best it's a side project that intends to drag you into the mobile game
We’re getting a dragalia lost complete edition eventually, aren’t we?
Dragalia is Nintendo's IP. They need their permission if they wanted to revive the flop.
Huh. That's actually cool.
souless default
uoh?
sex?
sexooo???
dicky???????
uoohh?!!??!?!??!!??!?!?!
cygames got dickypilled recently
>Undershirts under swimsuits
Oh no...they're cowards...
yeah, that looks so fricking stupid.
It's a double layer bikini or whatever it's called. Japs like to do it for whatever reason. Hell this was last year's.
It does look dumb though, yeah.
>recently
Andira is from 2016
>recently
They've always been dickypilled though?
>recently
lmao, Granblue has a entire race just for dicky.
And bless 'em for it.
New to this, where do I get porn of these creatures what do I look up?
Granblue Fantasy. Don't actually play it though since it's garbage.
https://nhentai.net/g/192089/
https://nhentai.net/g/198718/
>>>>
kmr accidentally retweeted e-girl hentai art on his official cygames twitter account like six years ago you fricking moron, there's nothing "recent" about it.
prostitutes
Soulless weebshit
Kys tranime gays
i will kiss my sister thank you very much, hope you have somebody to kiss too
>sister
how old
>tranime
Go back tourist plebbitor
Is it Roguelike?
Looks like Sakuna-style action gameplay in randomly generated dungeons.
I played the old mobile game. Base builder with invasions, stopped playing it after a few weeks because it was just whales raiding everyone's shit and normal players getting rekt. Noah was cute though
>Cygames
The devs who made Cy Girls on the ps2? That game was dope
>cute alch girl with an eyepatch
>monster collecting
looks fun
Dragalia.......LOST
No, clearly that means it can also get a port to Switch, you just have to believe...
this girl is so cute?! where is she from? is the game good?
Is it this game?
She's from Dragalia Lost, which is another mobile game from the same devs. It's shutting down soon.
Honestly having a better control scheme would do that game wonders given the amount of coordination it requires for some raids
No clue why they didn't do it
Personally, I'm somewhat worried if this is the fate of EoS mobage. I'm not sure if I would be angry or excited if a mobage that got cancelled, would be turned into an actual game and sold it on the Switch (+PC) instead. Dragalia Lost would make a fine stand-alone game with multiplayer elements but it's still a game you've played for free on a phone before.
ToT Little Noah ToT
Is a physical copy available?
Neat. Looks fun and I do love the actual BD art style.
Says download only on the Nintendo page.
Would be great if it was. Was looking forward to it as a game before it turned out to be gachatrash.
This gave me maplestory vibes. Is the gameplay anything like maple?
No but MapleMS launches this Friday and looks like it won't be complete shit.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1883260/Little_Noah_Scion_of_Paradise/
Why is this game so cheap? It's $5 in my country, wtf?
port of a mobile game
Oh. That's good to know. My interest immediately vanished.
its not a mobile game it just looks like one, but the devs are gacha devs
No, it's not. It's a spin-off thing.
what? literally how?
What the frick it's 17.50 cad.
Also on Steam, probably gonna get it since it looks funny and cute and only 15$
>scion of paradise
do you study chaos?
YOU'RE DUST!
Its Bravely Default artist?
Yes, it's Akihiko Yoshida.
>we want the Ganker audience
Frickers couldn't help it.
my wife pecorine
Lilliput is the monsters you collect right? Damn put them in dlc is a dick move, first smt v and now this.
bump
LITTLE OUUUUUUHHHA
Dragalia Re:lost...lost...
Reminds me of Dragalia lost
This and Harvestella stood out to me in the direct. Will wait a week before getting it though
the artist from Bravely Default really loves little girls with small hands/feet and thick thighs, doesn't he?
He doesn't necessarily gravitate to e-girls, but he does always draw meaty thighs
>turn based
hard pass grandpa. about time you arrive at the future
e-girls are lame. little onahole fricktoys are just that, a toy.
So after all the time people had complain that they hate the f2p method and willing to pay a one time fee to access everything and play it as a normal game, it's actually happening? Did I wake up in bizzaro Ganker or something?
i mean I doubt this will be super successful or anything lol
Cygames is just moronic
Well the mobile game and the new game don't have the same gameplay.
Just saying, seems like f2p game are being turned into actual games here. I'm not sure what to think it.
Is this how the Genshin game is going to get ported to the Switch then? It's an actual paid game with unlockable characters instead of gacha?
>REQUIRES A CONTROLLER IN ORDER TO PLAY.
Yo WTF?
damn kobe is dead
It's not the same game as that mobile trash, it literally takes a 2s look at each video to come to this conclusion, stop acting moronic.
It's a remake/reboot/spinoff/sequel/whatever the frick, but it's not the same game/a port.
yo wait, is that shit out already?
Yes, already up on Steam.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1883260/Little_Noah_Scion_of_Paradise/
I WILL BUY dicky GAME
I NEED dicky
I DESIRE IT
dicky
CHILD
UOH
ToT
That's not a dicky game.
what?
Look at the fricking game lmao.
i see little
i see girl
i uooohh
I see adult woman here
she's dicky, the artist is just a moron with thicc thighs oppai e-girl fetish
The official design says she's an adult woman.
>dicky
>CHILD
Frick off falseflag
This, Harvestella, and the sequel to Fishing Spirits are the most interesting new games shown on that direct.
what about rpg: the legend of wright?
It's full of soul
Reminds me of Drawn to life
damn i remember this one
>be me 12 or smth
>pick up this game
>you can enter names of items and they will spawn
>think i'm totally cheeky inputing "behemoth" and am super smart for my age
>game actually had a behemoth
>full animation and sounds and shit
>mfw
You're thinking of scribblenauts
Is it some MTX real-life money draining shit game, or is it actually a fun offline single player adventure that just some gacha rolling using in-game resources?
The latter sounds like it could have potential. The former sounds terrible beyond belief.
It was a dead clash of clan clone repurposed into a single player rougelite action platformer.
that game also had a bd collab
And TB had a Collab with them.
It's a roguelite platformer with a cute and funny protag ( shortstack ).
I buy every game with the word "Little" in the title that also stars a little girl protagonist.
I have not been let down yet.
>little girl protagonist
*e-girl
right, a little girl
is it good? the screenshot reminds me of sakuna and ghosts n goblinos
I thought this seemed mildly interesting but didn't notice the developer, now i'm feeling how I felt about empire of sin all over again
>Cygames
can we get Relink first?
She reminds me of Edea. Did Bravely Default's artist work on this?
Akihiko Yoshida works for CyDesignation and he worked on BD, so probably.
Switch or pc?
Its runs at 60fps on switch? I like the idea of comfy bed times with this
It's only 15 USD. Might as well just buy both.
PC requires gamepad.
And? Who the frick uses keyboard for anything but shooters?
was watching some jap streamer and it seems to be 30 fps on switch
>30
Pc it is then
Noah is a dude's name.
No, it's both. Though normally you'd drop the h for female it really doesn't matter when it sounds the same.
>No, it's both.
No, it's masculine, you troony.
i've never seen a girl named Noah though. I got a college friend called Noah. On principle i can't jerk off to her now.
Anyone got a download link?
why are they obsessed with whites?
>another game where you collect a bunch of monsters and has them fight for you.
I love this direct.
Do you want an FPS on switch?
I’m honestly love this direct my dude, not sarcasm. This and dragon quest treasure are what I’m looking forward to.
UUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Kani
So, it's dicky-like, that much is clear. But is it good?
grrr...damn brat making me buy her game...
its out now?
Yeah.
Yes, on Switch and Steam
SNOY...
It might be too, but I don't care about Sony so I didn't check
If Nintendy censored the Bravo Bikini theres no way in hell Snoy would allow these problematic thighs
Sony doesnt censor games anymore
That Nintendo is dead, they don't censor games anymore.
False
Xenoblade 3
https://steamcommunity.com/app/1883260/reviews/?browsefilter=toprated&snr=1_5_100010_
Reviews are good so far.
is it fun? I'm not really an action roguelite fan
IT'S OUT
>aHR0cHM6Ly9waXhlbGRyYWluLmNvbS91L1BGREVNcHM1
Base 64, decode
It's like $15 bucks...
>giving cygames money
KMR needs another yacht, anon.
It's roughly only 1gb? sus...
Does this have Japanese language options? This is important I'm don't know how to read English.
Can change to Japanese in the ingame menu.
yes, Japanese, French, German, Spanish, Korean, 2 types of Chinese and English are all supported.
>Steam specs: 7GB required
>This rar: less than 1GB
Am I stupid or does this seem maybe a bit too small for an archive of a 7GB game, assuming Steam is accurate for once
bros...
>some mad scientist reanimated Edea's corpse using technology
based
hot
Here's uma musume in English.
>Ctrl+F
>Edea
I'm surprised Cygames didn't make this an Epic exclusive to get quick money from an uncertain and unshilled product that came out of the blue.
wow! Looks great! Thanks for the shilling anon, will wishlist
So how is it? Worth the 15 bucks?
Reviews seem positive so far.
And it costs like 7 bucks in my country.
So this is what they were doing while leaving Relink to die. Very cool Cyjews!
bought it on PS5 because I like the art, it's cheap and it's pretty fun for a roguelike. in game it looks like Bravely but it's a platformer brawler.
the combat is almost mobile game tier, 1 combo, 2 big attacks, a dash, a worthless ranged attack that used yourself as the arrow, but it sucks since it needs to be charged and you are not invincible during it, and a screen clearer henshin attack. I'd trade the arrow attack for a shield in a heartbeat.
the difficulty comes in getting attacks that combo into each other naturally during each run before you get to the boss room
No English VA, and there's a lot of voice overs that's not translated correctly or at all
and there's no variety in the environments, you are told you are in a ruin or an airship but everything looks like boring generic grasslands.
the Story is generic and the VO and text are saying two different things
Bummer, it looks cute but my backlog is too big to be adding games based on costumes alone
has anyone played it? I really want to buy but I don't need to add more games to my backlog.
>another Akihiko Yoshida style game
ill pass
Why isn't this one Epic exclusive? Not worth Timmy's money?
It doesn't look so bad. Maybe i will buy it
I expected her to go mgrgrgr
It's the sound she makes after orgasm.
>rogueli-
Why are dicky threads the best threads
Little b***h Noah
She's not a b***h...
So we need to fix that.
b***h b***h b***h bloody basterd must do needful correction
Every room is the same fricking shit, combat is ok but good lord this level design is just abysmal
Where are the porn?