>live in a small house
>cant find an opening to empty my piss bottles
bros when the frick do we empty our piss bottles when no ones looking at home? i cant find an opening, its been a few days and im sick of hoarding these piss bottles in my room. i would do it now but what if somebody comes out/walks by? how do i explain taking 3 smelly water bottles to the bathroom with me?
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just piss out the window like a normal person you freak
Oh thank god i thought i was the only one
oh the woes of the average BG3 fan
OP is trans btw not sure if that matters
>pour into toilet
>water from toilet splashes anyways
Might as well use the toilet. I rather just pour it outside.
>not sinkpissing
literally ngmi
>getting piss in the sink
Frick off subhuman.
Once you pour them in the toilet it's gonna stink up the entire house anyway.
Just drink them
Just pee in the sink moron
How the frick do you even piss in bottles
I literally tried doing it when my toilet broke but the bottleneck is way too fricking small so when I'm pissing it just comes blasting out even if I pull my foreskin back, I have to pee extremely carefully for it to not leak and who the frick wants to piss like that
this
you can't even press your wiener up against the bottle because as it fills up, the room for air in the bottle shrinks
Bros you gotta squeeze the air out of the bottle first, then, afix the tip of your wiener to the bottle nozzle and let go- the slight suction will keep your piss spout aligned and you won’t have air displacement problems. Ez!
You just know someone's going to read this then attempt do to it and is going to end up having his dick stuck in a plastic bottle lol
Use these
I use a pringles can because it's the only thing that will fit my monster wiener
Do piss bottles seriously only work if you're small dick? Hole too small on regular PETs and it's a fricking hassle.
Use a fricking bathroom you subhuman
Hell,just piss in the sink
you guys need a man-sized piss JUG. I have to empty mine once every 2 days and I can comfortably do it in the dead of night.
I can't just go out and buy a piss jug, that's too fatalistic.
The problem is you see it as disgusting when really it's liberating. The slave pisses where society tells him to; the free man pisses wherever the frick he pleases.
then you are as much a slave for pissing in a bottle, you have been conditioned to thinking you cant just piss your pants or piss on the floor or piss under your desk while youre still gaming
liberate yourself
piss yourself
free yourself
shit yourself while you're at it
WAKE UP
Sure you can soil your clothes like an animal if you want, that's what it means to be free. There is no difference in hygiene between pissing in a toilet and pissing in a jug though.
I haven't bought one specifically. I just empty gallon or 3 quart jug from milk or juice after drinking it. I use it for a week or so then throw it away.
Just go at night or early morning when everyone else is asleep why are you overthinking it.
I use glass jars instead they're much easier to use.
What is up with subhumans like you that can't be bothered to just walk to the bathroom?
Once you start using them you can't stop. It's just too convenient.
It's not.
I did it once and i don't have a microdick so it's annoying as shit anyway
Get ready to experience the most putrid, wretched smell in your life
Stop pissing in bottles. Use the bathroom.
Mail them to the government. Each bottle in its own separate package.
Go to the bathroom you disgusting monster
Not yet
You throw them out of the window. It's the way of the road.
Can I have one
skill issue
the BEST bottles for pissing in
what's another example of where trying to be lazy is more annoying and troublesome than just doing the proper thing in the first place?
Like 95% of lazy things and why you're told not to be lazy as a kid, youre just making it harder for yourself. Tried cooking in a kitchen without cleaning up after yourself? It's a fricking nightmare.
Take one at a time and go to toilet in a jacket or something, so that you can hide it underneath it.
If anyone's asking, why jacket indoors just say you're feeling cold
Urine is not that gross to drink, I once had some fly in my mouth by accident and I kinda liked the taste.
I'm a fat NEET and I just don't understand the point of piss bottles, how far away are you from the toilet? Don't you need to get up and stretch anyway? I literally can't sit still for longer than like 1-2 hours at a time and walk around anyway. Is it a competitive gaming thing? Just sounds like a solution looking for a problem to me.
Some people seem oblivious to how harmful not moving is, I drink lots of water just to force myself to get up and take a piss or I'll melt into the chair and end up in total pain later
it's actually an alcoholic thing. you dont want to be walking through the bathroom for the 5th time in one hour letting everyone know youre getting trashed. i didnt understand the piss bottles at first either, now it makes so much sense
Don't worry, they already know about your piss bottles