oh whatsa matter? lil looney troon havin a little baby rage? 🙂 hard times create strong men. strong men create good times. good times create weak men. and, weak men create hard times.
you should see most of this persons other comics. most of them are like "hello pikachu! why are you smiling pikachu? you did pay your taxes, right pikachu? pikachu get back here, the IRS is on the phone!". they're all moronic.
exact thing happened to me with that game Immortals fenix rising >see it on sale for $5 >heard it was good >skeptical because it’s an Ubislop game >didn’t read the fine print >pop up to make an account at main menu >can not even start a single player game without an account >refund and uninstall >look up videos later and it was just another open world, travel to the beacons, Ubislop game with a different coat of paint
Last time I ever gave them a chance
i like the occasional ubislop, and fenyx was about as good ubislop as you can find. i got a used physical copy for like $3 on console tho and it didn't require any account creation.
This but me trying to play GTA4. Can't bypass without a second login (already launched through steam) and god help you if the Schlockstar servers aren't cooperating
This is literally the original joke already, you just removed any subtlety from it and turned it from generic to hyper specific and tied to this one moment in pop culture.
"The" denotes that it's a specific one. There's only one dog, cat, tree, house, and door around, so they get the "the". He has many other shirts and pants and garbage cans around so they don't get that "the".
Source: It came to me in a dream
Dick Cheney got a heroes welcome to the Capitol and a serenade from the cast of "Hamilton"
Everybody just sort of forgot he stole a trillion dollars and killed a million people or whatever
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Kinda funny how Dubya is now the affable face of the "moderate, non-radical" right.
We truly entered the wrong timeline in the 2010s
I'm in my 30s and it really disturbed me when Democrats started accusing anyone who didn't support bombing other countries of being a Russian agent who wants terrorists to win
Reminds me a lot of the 50's, when cons accused everyone of being communists. Or in the 80's when cons accused everyone of being satanists. Or modern day cons when they accuse everyone of being communist satanist homosexuals. Some people just have worms for brains and can't understand people aren't the same as them.
He didn't say any of those things were bad he just said they were right in their assessment
Be the communist satanic homosexual your grandpa always wanted you to be
Too bad we didn't actually point out and ostracize communists. Much better world in general without disgusting israelites reaching their tendrils in academia.
>We truly entered the wrong timeline in the 2010s
more like, the bad globohomosexual timeline we've been in ever since kennedy was allowed to be assassinated by the CIA is finally starting to correct itself.
It's really the French Revolution being the cause, though you could say that was only enabled by the Protestant Reformation which was the cause of the fractures in Europe and its eventual downfall. Stop that and European dominance over the world would've continued indefinitely.
3 months ago
Anonymous
You can easily take it back further all the way to the Agricultural Revolution. Domesticating plants was a huge mistake.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Nah it was pic related going outside of his wheelhouse
3 months ago
Anonymous
if those homos in Rome could've kept things a little less corrupt then Luther wouldn't have done what he did
The Great Schism was the start of the end anyways
3 months ago
Anonymous
That's just the thing, Luther wasn't at fault for calling out Rome, he was at fault for rewriting dogma based on his own whims. Had he not done that, the split would've been healed once Rome got its shit back in line, instead he caused a fracture that split into millions of different branches and made reconciliation impossible. All these little groups have their own beliefs that they throw away for whatever the modern world tells them to because they have no roots.
A unified Europe would've been infinitely better than what we have no matter how draconian it would've become.
3 months ago
Anonymous
When did Rome ever get it's shit back in line?
3 months ago
Anonymous
No. The less power to prisons and pyres the better.
"Only 40% of those surveyed say that the situation in Iraq is better than it was under the former regime, compared to 59% who say it is worse."
https://www.washingtoninstitute.org/policy-analysis/how-iraqis-view-life-after-fall-saddam-twenty-years-ago-and-today
I’m conflicted honestly, I’d like him dead but I also want him to live to see the collapse his regime started AND I want him to name names. I was talking to a dude I work with about Trump, I just told him “I wish we’d arrest bush for lying us into a war as the first president to be punished for their crimes, rather than concocting problems about loans that were fully paid” and he just said “the president isn’t really in charge so he shouldn’t be arrested” the guy also defends Biden so I shouldn’t expect much, but that threw me for a loop.
Fricking this holy shit I'm so tired of literally everything wanting an account. I hate even getting out my credit card. I simply don't trust these companies to protect my information and I get enough spam calls as it is.
If you want my money, accept XMR. That's LITERALLY as far as I'm willing to go with this digital shit.
I'm guessing their point was that MAYBE it's possible that a girl you had a crush on back then grew up to "become" a man so they'd be trans, but you just know that their point is that one of your female classmates in 4th grade actually had a penis. this man does advocate for trans surgery for children, after all.
>transphobic
I don't get why people use homophobic and transphobic unironically. If it's supposed to be the modern day version of the word "moron" then it makes it even worse because the tern moron derives from a spectrum of people of mental disorders.
Phobia describes fear or at least extreme fear which is true but when you take into account on why the word homophobia and transphobia is generally used in terms of therapy it's because majority of them are rape victims.
There are different phobias sure but it isn't a spectrum type like moron where one word can generally describe a group of people vs the different fears that people have.
So in short people who use the words "homophobia" or "transphobia" are really undermining rape victims
>Phobia describes fear or at least extreme fear which is true but when you take into account on why the word homophobia and transphobia is generally used in terms of therapy it's because majority of them are rape victims.
We're also supposed to use drug therapy and surgery as an absolute, everything else was tried and didn't work, last resort in therapy and psychiatric treatment. But I guess GDD was declassified in the DSM so that makes it okay now.
Because it's a holdover from the 80s where a lot of homophobes were literally afraid of gays due to AIDS, like quite literally shitting themselves if they thought there was the slightest possibility a gay person may have touched them briefly. People at the time weren't entirely sure how AIDS spread only that gay people had it in high numbers and that it was basically a death sentence.
There hasn't really ever been a different term for hatred of gays because homophobia already existed as a term and people understood the meaning well enough even if there was no actual fear involved anymore, as for transphobia there was never a real fear of trans people it was just lazily copying the term homophobia.
thats even worse, you fall in love with someone who is deceiving you and will never be able to live a normal life with no matter how much the two parties try. Surprise! No kids and a mangled body!
ultimately my biological attraction is to veganas, not to the surrounding traits to make my conscious self attracted to veganas
you might be able to fake the surrounding traits to trick my conscious self (although in practice most attempts fail horribly), but in the end you still don't have a real working vegana
Jews believe that if you make a special ritual with chicken and sacrifice it. All the sins you commited are transferred to that chicken and chicken's soul goes to hell.
So yeah, israeli hell is full of chickens.
so its not an ocarina of time chicken joke?
Frick your non-vidya shit then
This isn't so weird, actually. Barbaric and archaic yes, but not evil or some weird israeli "we tricked God" thing. Christians just find the concept alien because Jesus, being the outstanding guy he was, used himself as a sacrifice for our sins. Since Jesus has two natures, one as a whole man and another as a whole god, his sacrifice has infinite value. This is why Catholics literally consume his flesh and drink his blood during Mass, it's a never ending sacrifice and atonement of our sins. Past and future. Doesn't mean forgiveness and pardon rituals aren't necessary, forever, but it's through his sacrifice that such rituals are permitted.
Yeah but some other stuff in the religion points to israelites really believing that god is really stupid.
>Clearly states "You can't labor on the sabbath" >Oh? But if we put a white string around our house and every store and our jobs, then the whole world is our house and we can do anything we want on Sunday! Checkmate God!
Heh, yeah. Some of the loopholes are pretty funny. israelites aren't exactly known to be pious people, just very stubborn and mindlessly following tradition.
I think you're confusing "man sacrifices himself" with "man tortures unwilling animal in order to deceive the god they worship".
Jews are deceiving THEIR OWN FRICKING GOD.
That's not unusual for atonement rituals.
I never said it was weird. And eating bread and drinking wine is a far cry from torturing animals to death to exploit some perceived loophole in the rules you've been lawyering nonstop for thousands of years.
>eating bread and drinking wine
It is literally his flesh and blood to Catholics. >exploits
Religions are full of them. Jesus's sacrifice is an exploit. Odin sacrificed himself to himself to gain more power. It's all fricky.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Crawl back to the rape tunnels from whence you came, demon.
3 months ago
Anonymous
ah i see that that 21 cents per post are dinally paying off. you just forgot the part where the flesh and blood are given willingly and still a far cry from torturing animals
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Religions are full of them
You really have no idea how Judaism works. israelites cheat God directly. Jesus is an 'exploit' because of divine will. israeli exploits are 100% man made and recent. That's why it's a ridiculous God cheating cult, not because the notion of sacrifice exists.
t. literal israeli from tel aviv
One of my favorite ones is apparently the israelites for some reason can't operate electricity on the sabboth or something along those lines. So to get around it, they invented this wieneramany contraption that "might" "randomly" "just happen" to complete a circuit that "just happens" to power the lights when you push a button on it. It's called the KosherSwitch.
Jews just can't help but argue, even against their creator.
3 months ago
Anonymous
nonono
You see the light switch hits a switch inside the switch that completes the circuit without the israelite ever interacting with the light switch, just the light switch-switch
3 months ago
Anonymous
It's even dumber than that.
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3 months ago
Anonymous
I know it's literally just a fable developed because fire scares predators while you sleep but I don't see why they don't just use a dimmer knob switch at this point and dim the lights without shutting it off completely, no different than leaving a fire to burn out on it's own and give off less light.
3 months ago
Anonymous
I don't know too much about israeli lore, but I know a lot of things in Catholicism/Christianity only work under the idea that "God either wrote the bible or directly told someone who wrote into it the rules verbatim." So if any part of that writing fails, or even just changes, then the entire book comes into question. That could be one reason why they insist on following it.
3 months ago
Anonymous
TL;DR 3 parts:
1) Everyone comes from Adam (who came from God), but his specific bloodline that let to Abraham gets a certain parcel of land in the middle east and everyone has to respect that bloodline (lots of bs like Moses and Abraham living nearly 1000 years old each to prove divinity and God's favor and fables about Abraham's bloodline getting divine protection to prove divine right to everything). The order of authority is Abraham's lineage > other israelites > non-jews.
2) Fables about how to not die (survival guides), morality and the law.
3) Fables about world origin and end.
Different religious groups put varying importance on different parts or add their own fables to it (Christ's followers probably stole a lot of Chrysippus's clout and legends while Muhammad's followers probably stole a lot of Alexander the Great's clout and legends for their own offshoots)
I never said it was weird. And eating bread and drinking wine is a far cry from torturing animals to death to exploit some perceived loophole in the rules you've been lawyering nonstop for thousands of years.
It is a "we tricked God" thing. That's what they do. Look up the Manhattan eruv.
Also stop using "literally" like a fricking moron. Catholics *symbolically consume Jesus' flesh and blood.
The Talmud is a 2000 year old israelite-exclusive Ganker thread where rabbis argue semantics to find loopholes in God's law.
There's one story where a council of rabbis is arguing about if an oven is technically "enclosed" if you leave out the walls and put sand there instead (they can't use enclosed ovens on the Sabbath or something) and this argument culminates in one rabbi invoking miracles to prove his side but the head rabbi refuses to acknowledge it. God Himself then addresses the council and asks why they're ignoring the miracles. The head rabbi tells God "You gave your final word on Sinai and you said it was immutable so you have no authority here" and God was forced to concede. Then He laughs about how clever they were to beat Him like that.
The entire religion is about cheating God's word.
No. You're fricking moronic and misinterpret the most basic aspect of Christianity. Christ died for our sins so that through repentance we may rejoice in His kingdom. God isn't going to forgive you for your sins for drinking his son's blood or eating his body, nor will he forgive you for sacrifice. Christ died so that nobody will ever need to sacrifice ever again.
Jews believe that if you make a special ritual with chicken and sacrifice it. All the sins you commited are transferred to that chicken and chicken's soul goes to hell.
Things that happened very recently aren't going to be in a history book written today. Historians look at the past. Go see if the Holocaust was written about in current-events books from 1950, I bet it was.
The how and the who is just scenery for the public. Oswald, Ruby, Cuba, The Mafia, keeps 'em guessing like some kind of parlor game, prevents 'em from asking the most important question: why? Why was Kennedy Killed? Who benefited? Who has the power to cover it up?
Because the natural populations of Europe have been pacified into accepting the death of their cultures by their governments. Its why the webm is showing someone yelling at a literal monster responsible for the deaths of millions rather than killing him, those in charge aren’t afraid of us at this point, and will continue to import people to guarantee that their will be no united working class
immigration is good for the rich and the influential people to keep them at the top. as long as democracies are controlled by such people, they will ignore to tackle the core issues and will proceed to implement what is more beneficial to them.
people really overestimated how fast technology and society would progress
it’s fast don’t get me wrong, but people really thought that 50 years is all it would take to have everything plated in chrome
my country went from majority white to minority white in all its major cities and majority non-white births in even more areas, and from casette tapes to smartphones and learning machines in only a few decades.
that’s what I meant by things still going fast, but since you didn’t understand I’ll spell it out. There are people out there who sincerely hoped that whatever science fiction story of their choice would have come true at this point, but sadly (for those people) the present is a lot less “sexier” than expected
I know what you meant, and the everything is chrome thing was dumb of course, im trying to highlight how radically a society can change in a few decades. It wasnt out of the question that society would adopt the futurist aesthetics and planning in the near future. Instead we got shitty modernist stuff but still, both are a big departure from the traditional and conventional ways we understood cities to look and function.
technology still advances faster than how society can adapt to it
look at all the parents raising children without any idea about tiktok and all new things so the kids are just exposed to all these without good guidance
Gatekeeping was abolished where it ought to have stayed, like academia for example. Now any two bit homosexual can submit a paper expanding sophisms, pay for citations, and never actually be productive. Just a total drain on society. This can be seen in every hobby, or industry. We have had to expand safety regulations to the point where citizen scientific research is borderline impossible when it used to be a major driver in innovation. Lawyers got to write themselves into an ultimate position of power and have poisoned the legal landscape for more than a century now. Its a lot of things anon.
Black folk and israelites. This is the only right answer. The moment TND and TKD is enacted, the entire human race will be plunged in a freefall toward the heavens.
when I was young I bought ragnorok online off the shelf without knowing it was an MMO (I was moronic). when I realized it, I didn't touch it. I haven't played any MMO or multiplayer (in general) till date.
I like how it went from "Use my name!" to "Use my pronouns!", now there are serious cases of people changing races.
https://abc3340.com/news/nation-world/chicago-cop-sues-city-to-change-race-on-records-claims-others-can-alter-gender-identity-mohammad-yusuf-chicago-police-department-illinois-lawsuit
>Probably transpecies bullshit or something.
I 100% hope it's this, because there's going to be a small frame of time where you can magdump one of this clowns and not break human rights because they don't self-identify as a human being
I’m honestly amazed every day that goes by and have been for the last fifteen years that veterans or relatives of veterans haven’t killed Dubya and Tony Blair for their part in instigating the Iraq war.
like that loser who set himself on fire, Imagine how much more of an impact your message would have if you took someone out, better than just burning to death
following money. literally all it is. rightwingers are rich, so he does crazy right wing shilling for a while, until israelites go under fire, which right wingers and left wingers hate right now (for different reasons) so he's doing left wing anti-isreal now
He was a leftist that was crazy indoctrinated that men and women were completely different from one another, then the trans movement attacked and he had his Joker moment from all the obvious AGP's and cloth-less emperors running about people are pretending to be blind to because "it's the right thing to do".
The "Dog of Wisdom" guy is having a similar thing happen because of the Palestine conflict being a reverse of the Ukraine conflict yet everyone's acting like Israel is in the right.
3 months ago
Anonymous
It's the other way around, supporting Palestine is the media sexy thing now
The Harvard principals got fired solely because they said that the holocaust didn't exist and even if it did it should
3 months ago
Anonymous
Actually it's pretending to support Palestine to get dissident vote while actually supporting Israel (that's where all the money is).
3 months ago
Anonymous
>He actually uploaded 30 of these schizo videos
Shit lol, hope he's alright
3 months ago
Anonymous
I'm pretty sure the Fauci Ouchi fallout made him snap because he's been making non-stop schizo posts since 2 years ago, he used to have some hitters.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Eh? What happened? Fallout?
3 months ago
Anonymous
>the Palestine conflict being a reverse of the Ukraine conflict yet everyone's acting like Israel is in the right.
Yeah man, I remember when a bunch of Ukranian's hopped the border to Russia and slaughtered a thousand civilians in their homes and cars.
I remember those videos of Ukranian's dancing and celebrating as they paraded raped and mutilated bodies of their captives through the streets.
3 months ago
Anonymous
israelite wiener sucker
I just saw a little kid throw a pebble at your house, shouldn't you be out shooting him?
3 months ago
Anonymous
I will continue to donate Ukranians to kill you and your kind, Ivan. Your Palestinian friends lost, and so will you.
3 months ago
Anonymous
It's also whataboutism, nothing they did is equal to what is being done to the civilians in Gaza. Video games.
3 months ago
Anonymous
It's not about paying back in kind, anon. It's about Hamas demonstrating that Israel can no longer allow them to exist, Israel agreeing and then Hamas hiding behind civilians.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>Yeah man, I remember when a bunch of Ukranian's hopped the border to Russia and slaughtered a thousand civilians in their homes and cars
They didn't have to hop any borders but yeah, that's what Ukrainians did to Russo-Ukrainians.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Ofc you don't remember that you only know things told to you on tv
3 months ago
Anonymous
Supporting Israel seems much less popular to me.
3 months ago
Anonymous
In official capacities, in media they will simply quietly continue to fund Israel but vocally support Palestine. Its interesting watching them contort themselves.
At first, he was a horny teenager/young male who made a relatively successful comic about jokes and horny things.
Then he entered his schizo phase and started preaching on how sex is wrong and how everything objectifies women. At the time he was seeing a feminist chick. This phase lasted long until...
He realized he wasn't any pussy being an ally. He took the redpill and now he's preaching how being a feminist simp is a terrible thing.
Past a certain age, a man without a family, can be a bad thing.
I wish he'd flip back to how he was in 2002 or so and make good comics that were solely about a coomer who couldn't stop thinking with his dick, again.
[...] >you killed millions including my best friends! >p-please apologize
kwab
This shows why we're fricked. With passion like that you would think he would storm in with a small army, armed, demanding they dismantle everything since his administration like the Patriot Act, be barred from being in politics again, or else they would shoot them and their families, and declare war on the government until their demands were met.
But instead he just demands for a verbal apology. Not seeking justice and reform. Not even seeking revenge.
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I’m conflicted honestly, I’d like him dead but I also want him to live to see the collapse his regime started AND I want him to name names. I was talking to a dude I work with about Trump, I just told him “I wish we’d arrest bush for lying us into a war as the first president to be punished for their crimes, rather than concocting problems about loans that were fully paid” and he just said “the president isn’t really in charge so he shouldn’t be arrested” the guy also defends Biden so I shouldn’t expect much, but that threw me for a loop.
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like that loser who set himself on fire, Imagine how much more of an impact your message would have if you took someone out, better than just burning to death
[...]
I’m conflicted honestly, I’d like him dead but I also want him to live to see the collapse his regime started AND I want him to name names. I was talking to a dude I work with about Trump, I just told him “I wish we’d arrest bush for lying us into a war as the first president to be punished for their crimes, rather than concocting problems about loans that were fully paid” and he just said “the president isn’t really in charge so he shouldn’t be arrested” the guy also defends Biden so I shouldn’t expect much, but that threw me for a loop.
and I denounce the Talmud, it is an evil book and its followers are some of the worst this planet has to offer.
He's always been a cuck yo whatever girl he was dating at the time (this was readable back when he also had a blog on his site). A couple of years back he started dating a TERF, who purged the whole forum, you basicly had to promise you were a TERF to even be allowed to make an account and the forums went from very active to almost abandoned.
The pandemic further radicalised her and thus him, and also increased the anti-trans stuff. The criticism comes from a feminist antipatriarchy viewpoint, but allows strong criticism of all the child grooming and trans stuff.
Of course back when he first started dating her, it started the whole SJW direction, which got a lot of criticism on the forum. Then when it became more TERF radfem, it got criticism again for criticising modern woke stuff. There have been a lot of funny fights on their forums over the years.
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I’m conflicted honestly, I’d like him dead but I also want him to live to see the collapse his regime started AND I want him to name names. I was talking to a dude I work with about Trump, I just told him “I wish we’d arrest bush for lying us into a war as the first president to be punished for their crimes, rather than concocting problems about loans that were fully paid” and he just said “the president isn’t really in charge so he shouldn’t be arrested” the guy also defends Biden so I shouldn’t expect much, but that threw me for a loop.
I like how it went from "Use my name!" to "Use my pronouns!", now there are serious cases of people changing races.
https://abc3340.com/news/nation-world/chicago-cop-sues-city-to-change-race-on-records-claims-others-can-alter-gender-identity-mohammad-yusuf-chicago-police-department-illinois-lawsuit
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This shows why we're fricked. With passion like that you would think he would storm in with a small army, armed, demanding they dismantle everything since his administration like the Patriot Act, be barred from being in politics again, or else they would shoot them and their families, and declare war on the government until their demands were met.
But instead he just demands for a verbal apology. Not seeking justice and reform. Not even seeking revenge.
All of our futures are doomed. We might as well just give up and either join the winning team or die.
Everything is a cycle. We were just unlucky to be on the tail end of a long term cycle. It likely won't get good again in our life times. But there are still things to live for. I still enjoy the things I have and thankful I still have the time and health to enjoy them. Currently we still live much better than nobles in the medieval ages in areas such as easy access to food, comforts, knowledge. It's scary that may not be the case sometime soon but that is just more reason to enjoy while we can.
Prepare for the worst and hope for the best.
>All our years of fighting the establishment was all for nothing.
Playing a part of their system be it protesting, voting, etc. was not 'fighting.' >When the dystopia starts suicide will be our only option.
And THAT is when the fighting will actually start. When the average person has nothing to lose that they don't value their own life anymore. I think shit will get real around the time they try a gun seizure or a draft. There has been record gun sales and trust in government and media are at all time lows. When the idiot cuckservatves stop thanking the military and police for their service, which is starting, that is when you know shit is finally going to get real. That said, we shouldn't wish for it to happen ASAP. I know "the sooner it starts the sooner we can heal" and all that but it would probably be the end of any modern comfort and fun for the rest of the lives of all adults currently alive. But hit the gym, homosexual, it could happen as far as 20 years from now or as early as tomorrow. It isn't much, but I am still doing what I can.
https://theanarchistlibrary.org/library/ted-kaczynski-the-system-s-neatest-trick
Honestly that is what smart people have done for centuries, they don't even need to give a wink and a nod to communicate they just look where the money is and follow and train their kids on it.
The most common handshake since WW2 is to convert to Judaism (even In Name Only) to let others know you also want to exploit the poor morons around you and will protect one another if everyone uses underhanded tactics to do so (it lets you get tarded Christian socialism bucks, easier access to scholarships and lets you deflect all actions against you as Antisemitism regardless of your race or origin). You can even claim your grandfather was a holocaust survivor so long as you "truly" believed it, there's nothing illegal about unintentionally lying and is a common tactic in court cases ("I don't recall" is the most common court defense for someone "in the know").
>Honestly that is what smart people have done for centuries, they don't even need to give a wink and a nod to communicate they just look where the money is and follow and train their kids on it.
This is the path we should all take. The path of freedom was always doomed from the start. Siding with the enemy team is the only non-moronic solution besides becoming an hero.
All principles of pro-freedom and anti-censorship have always been moronic. It is in our best interest to abandon them and embrace our new dystopian overlords for the rest of our lives. Leave the resistance to the cowards who cannot accept this universal truth.
No wonder many on our side started turning towards SJWism. It will be the only ideology the masses will ever have anymore. We should start joining them too. Certainly would improve our quality of lives now that the deterioration of our mental health from the dystopia would no longer be a thing.
"Debunking it" requires understanding Spengler which Ganker isn't equipped to do, also not terribly relevant since this system probably won't collapse for another hundred and fifty years so people can enjoy the material fruits of homosexualry. However, the stage of Second Religiousness has already started and you're going to see people mindlessly flock to the most traditional form of Christianity there is (Eastern Orthodoxy) as a rejection of clown world and academia. The prediction is by the year 2100 most of the west will become Orthodox. Assuming muslims don't overrun us.
No wonder many on our side started turning towards SJWism. It will be the only ideology the masses will ever have anymore. We should start joining them too. Certainly would improve our quality of lives now that the deterioration of our mental health from the dystopia would no longer be a thing.
There is a reason Democrats have way more millionaires and billionaires then Republicans, you will never win because literally your plan is to convince their moronS to join you in your cause to take on their smart people. You want to convert people who honestly believe that >Donald Trump rented a hotel room to hire hookers to pee on the bed with him because Barack Obama supposedly rented the room once before and supposedly that would make Barack Obama feel bad, therefore Trump is a bad person
to join your cause against literally tens of thousands of people who made over a million dollars into their bank accounts from US taxpayer revenue and their literal hundreds of millions of their followers who follow them in addition to the literal tens of thousands of their followers who at this point in time have actually committed legal and illegal murders, and not only do you want those first moronS to join your cause against them but actually physically contribute to the effort beyond shitposting on twitter, it's just not going to work.
Never have I seen a more based truth. Screencapping this for future related threads to remind people that joining the winning team was always the only option.
>dude just stick to your principles lmao, freedom ftw!!!!!
The dystopia will happen and when it does we will stand benefitting from it and you will die because of your stupid pRiNcIpLeS
This is especially important. As you can't really join them, you have to be born into it. They may gracefully allow you to live for awhile, especially if you're useful, but you will be discarded as soon as you aren't needed.
3 months ago
Anonymous
I call them fall golems, the people involved in the Trump-Russia collusion dossier are in jail right now lol.
3 months ago
Anonymous
AFAIK they usually pay them and their families a decade or sheer luxury before the damnation. That seemed awfully fast!
Take heed, anons. If the grand event actually happens in out time, it will be better to die than to submit.
>I am a machine, left out in the cold.... >A nuclear winter FUELS MY SOUL
>Honestly that is what smart people have done for centuries, they don't even need to give a wink and a nod to communicate they just look where the money is and follow and train their kids on it.
This is the path we should all take. The path of freedom was always doomed from the start. Siding with the enemy team is the only non-moronic solution besides becoming an hero.
All principles of pro-freedom and anti-censorship have always been moronic. It is in our best interest to abandon them and embrace our new dystopian overlords for the rest of our lives. Leave the resistance to the cowards who cannot accept this universal truth.
No wonder many on our side started turning towards SJWism. It will be the only ideology the masses will ever have anymore. We should start joining them too. Certainly would improve our quality of lives now that the deterioration of our mental health from the dystopia would no longer be a thing.
The fact that none of the anti-SJW side is debating this is telling.
>died as a homosexual anyway
No fricking half measures, if you're going to stir shit up go all the way through. This Black person almost accomplished something truly remarkable in his life and pulled out right as he was about to do it.
Frick this gay comic. This is for morons that think Fight Club is holy gospel. All these flabby, overweight, balding office workers really are stupid enough to believe being constantly half-starved, infested with parasites, and dying at 30 due to an infected scrap is better than living like a civilized man with some minor annoyance instead of acting like a Black person
your ignorance is on display, Black person. hunter gatherers were much better fed than early agriculturalists, the average age was brought down by child deaths, meaning if you lived past 20 you'd probably make it past 60. Hunter gatherers had more free time and were generally competing very well with agricultural societies. Remember Rome got sacked by the semi-nomadic Gauls.
Chronic infection and problems with parasites were a problem well up into the early modern era. You bought into victorian revisionism if you think the previous chapters of human life were humans in a constant state of suffering and chronic illness
the gauls were not semi nomadic, they were a developed farming society on the same level as rome but with more wood and less stone so there are fewer ruins.
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Caesar literally encountered a tribe mid-migration
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many groups were completely sedentary and the other ones "migrated" when they got their asses beaten by other gauls or germanics. they weren't like indians following the buffalo, before and after any migration they were sedentary farmers/warriors.
I say semi-nomadic because some of them moved around a good deal and others were more sedentary. It's a large area with a lot of tribes
certainly but they were by no means "primitive" in the way that you implied by mentioning them in the same vein as hunter-gatherers.
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>certainly but they were by no means "primitive" in the way that you implied by mentioning them in the same vein as hunter-gatherers.
when you're not an agriculturalist, youre either a pastoralist or hunter-gatherer, they outcompeted a lot of early agriculturalist societies so to consider them primitive is just buying into this kind of historic revisionist view I mentioned. Various nomadic tribes were very innovative and had a technological edge on the agriculturalists they conquered. The idea that agriculture was the way forward wasnt set in stone at all early on
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but they WERE agriculturists
the gauls DID farm. all of them.
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I say semi-nomadic because some of them moved around a good deal and others were more sedentary. It's a large area with a lot of tribes
Since this is a pill thread most charities are scams.
Charities "need" to use charity money to feed workers, house workers, travel workers, insure workers, and educate workers: more often than not these "workers" are the charity owner's own family (especially true of college education grants); in some places where family isn't allowed these benefits of using charity money what charity owners do is literal "family swaps" to run each others' charity while maintaining the same benefits between them akin to the nobles of old swapping kids for a time to enrich their experiences.
There literally is a massive racket of poor morons giving their hard earned cash to rich people so rich people can have free food, housing, healthcare, transport, and education in order to give part of that money back to other poor morons (often times instead giving it to rich friends who want their kids to have free college as a gift).
It's similar to a lotto: at any time poor morons could collectivize and give their money to one person or build a community similar to what Mennonites or Amish do; instead, they play The National Lottery where the government gets a 40% cut at least or worse still play at the Casino and give the Casino at least 40% cut in addition to the government taking another 40% cut on the remainder; in both the Lotto and Casino cases there too is an aspect of foul play, where those behind the scenes secretly reward their friends making the actual payout to the poor morons themselves closer to 5% what they contributed in the first place whereas the true winners were decided beforehand by those willing to join the government, Lotto, and Casino, and also importantly the oversight committees to make sure things went in their favor.
I'm not a Christcuck, but I hate how most Christians denominations in America just skip the whole repent and seeking amends part. Feels like a cope out to just have Christ in your heart and be guaranteed to go to heaven no matter how shit you are in life.
I'm not a Christcuck, but I hate how most Christians denominations in America just skip the whole repent and seeking amends part. Feels like a cope out to just have Christ in your heart and be guaranteed to go to heaven no matter how shit you are in life.
The thinking is that if you have Christ in your heart, good works will come from you regardless. Good works do not necessarily mean you are acting because you have Christ in your heart, therefore, if good works will come from you regardless, we can only say that it is only through faith in the Lord that you will have salvation, as doing good works can come from other motivations besides god (such as in sociopathic manner deciding that it will boost your image among people).
Also, Ganker is far more based politically speaking than most other places.
He will spam the same pictures every single thread and janny will do absolutely nothing about it because being a gay also defines 99% of janny's personality
You couldn't guess from his stick figures just looking like Problem Sleuth characters? I've always liked the schizo theory that he's actually literally Hussie
as far as I understand its the eye color indicating the reason for suicide. >First girl looks depressed
orange eyes >second dude office building, suit. Probably about money
green eyes >Woman crazy from looking after shitty kids
brown eyes
Redguy with green eyes at the table implies guy will suicide because of money.
Also the skin tone of everyone who dies is the same. Wife and kid are brighter. don't know if that means anything.
The office guy could also be a reference to Chung Mong-hun, the sign says "Hyund" likley Hyundai: >Chung Mong-hun was the 5th son of the founder of the South Korean Hyundai conglomerate >In June 2003, Chung was indicted for his role in the "cash-for-summit scandal" on charges of doctoring company books to hide the secret money transfers of millions of dollars by the Kim Dae-jung administration to North Korea to set up the 2000 inter-Korean summit. Facing up to three years in prison after he was forced to testify in court about the money transfer days earlier, he committed suicide on August 4, 2003, by leaping from his 12th floor office.
>look up for something online >find forum >PLEASE LOGIN OR REGISTER TO VIEW DOWNLOAD LINKS >make a shitty throwaway account in under a minute with a disposable email >download anyway
genuinely what's the fricking point? it's just asking to get your database filled with shitty ass spam accounts with 0 posts.
I got GTAV for free on release and still haven't played it because every time I started it, it asked me to make a Rockstar account and I'd play something else and forget it does that.
It's sad to see those greedy tertiaries morons who never played games trying to enter the "us gamer" market to become millionaires like Penny arcade and only delivering batshit moronic fake "feels" like this every day
because this tertiary doesn't play games, none of the experiences are genuine, it's just some genery wojack faced losers who spend his days on twitch and repeat what paid actors tells him about "gaming". Probably buys a new game every friday to follow the "flavour of the week end" campain and that's it.
This is what sony does when you already have an account.
It logs you out, and requires a password change. Unless you submitted your actual date of birth when you set up your account you're locked out forever.
>the edits are funny
No they are not, they are on the exact same level as those stonetoss edits.
Only the last one could be considered decent and not just seething about the original comic.
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they're really, really bad. there's no focus, might as well throw a pepe and an ifunny sig in there.
extra icy is funny because its nonsense. making the guy a giant habenero is also funny
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the lowest form of comedy is bringing props and expecting a laugh.
This is the only one that depicts reality. "White people can't handle spicy food" - no, that's israelites. White people are the only ones who found the hottest peppers in the world, said this shit ain't hot enough and then played god to genetically engineer even hotter peppers.
The first game this ever happened to me with was fricking Spore. In order to activate it had to go online. My dad was pissed. I think I downloaded a crack from gamecopyworld. Another weird thing, I had that key for Spore on my origin account for over a decade and when they transitioned to EA desktop it disappeared from my library. Support was no fricking help whatsoever.
>get For Honor for free on ps4 >spend hours downloading (because slow internet at the time) >done >neat, time to play >"press X to start" >ok- *log in* >I am logged in, that's how I could get the game in the first place >*no but, like, log in on your ubisoft account* >but this is sony, sony owns playstation, I'm on playstation, when ubisoft get thier own console (which I wont buy) I'll log into your thing, but now I'm on sony's thing, I AM logged in already >go back >"press X to start" >X >*please log in* >delete game >open phone: google >"where can I purchase ammonium nitrate?"
why is he an alligator though?
He sings and dances
OMG! You can't just go around asking why people are gators!
oh whatsa matter? lil looney troon havin a little baby rage? 🙂 hard times create strong men. strong men create good times. good times create weak men. and, weak men create hard times.
>reddit tourist drivel
Man, the leftoid "satire squad" really aren't sending their best today.
Now that I think about it you guys never do. It's pretty hard to "own the chuds" when you guys are painfully unfunny and have zero wit.
whys there a giant dragon dildo on his table, more importantly
that's a lamp anon
go touch grass
Dilate, you revolting troon
He's not the one who saw lamp as a dildo
you are a robot at this point anon. just end it all
That's a fairly average sized dragon dildo for one person I'd say.
Why aren't you an alligator
He's an investi-gator. One of Amelia Watson's fans.
I thought they were called Teamates
So he's a cuck? Poor guy
you should see most of this persons other comics. most of them are like "hello pikachu! why are you smiling pikachu? you did pay your taxes, right pikachu? pikachu get back here, the IRS is on the phone!". they're all moronic.
I wani hug that gator!
Damn, you said it before I could
us gamergators
>racist posts outside of /b/ will not be tolerated
Because its cute? Why dont people draw more alligators?
frick artists who draw things only to appeal to people who feel cute
frick you
>though
because you'll see him later
Alligators are far cooler than cats.
He is cute though
so the comic creator doesn't have to choose between portraying a white person (racist) or literally any other skin color (woke)
Should he not be?
>why is he an alligator though?
bit racist
>not being an alligator
shiggydiggy
That's clearly a Cayman
exact thing happened to me with that game Immortals fenix rising
>see it on sale for $5
>heard it was good
>skeptical because it’s an Ubislop game
>didn’t read the fine print
>pop up to make an account at main menu
>can not even start a single player game without an account
>refund and uninstall
>look up videos later and it was just another open world, travel to the beacons, Ubislop game with a different coat of paint
Last time I ever gave them a chance
i like the occasional ubislop, and fenyx was about as good ubislop as you can find. i got a used physical copy for like $3 on console tho and it didn't require any account creation.
This but me trying to play GTA4. Can't bypass without a second login (already launched through steam) and god help you if the Schlockstar servers aren't cooperating
lmao
Critically underrated post.
This is literally the original joke already, you just removed any subtlety from it and turned it from generic to hyper specific and tied to this one moment in pop culture.
Joyless homosexual
Holy schizo
What is that weird transparent thing on the house?
>THE tree
>THE house
>THE door
>THE dog
>THE cat
>garbage can
>shirt
>pants
clothesgays got fricking destroyed, nudechads win again
Garbage cans count as articles of clothing?
it's the only other one on that list you can wear as is
>inb4 standing inside a house is wearing it
"The" denotes that it's a specific one. There's only one dog, cat, tree, house, and door around, so they get the "the". He has many other shirts and pants and garbage cans around so they don't get that "the".
Source: It came to me in a dream
Hey, that reminds me.
cow tools
Hah
legit made me giggle
kek
DUDE
>doesn't enjoy le weed comics
newbie detected
WEED
leetspeak digits
d00d
Me with Minecraft and any EA game.
Kinda funny how Dubya is now the affable face of the "moderate, non-radical" right.
We truly entered the wrong timeline in the 2010s
Dick Cheney got a heroes welcome to the Capitol and a serenade from the cast of "Hamilton"
Everybody just sort of forgot he stole a trillion dollars and killed a million people or whatever
I'm in my 30s and it really disturbed me when Democrats started accusing anyone who didn't support bombing other countries of being a Russian agent who wants terrorists to win
They'll follow whatever the israeli media machine tells them too, I wouldn't overthink it.
Reminds me a lot of the 50's, when cons accused everyone of being communists. Or in the 80's when cons accused everyone of being satanists. Or modern day cons when they accuse everyone of being communist satanist homosexuals. Some people just have worms for brains and can't understand people aren't the same as them.
That's just standard american politica debates in 2024
Correct on all three though
another brain worm host
He didn't say any of those things were bad he just said they were right in their assessment
Be the communist satanic homosexual your grandpa always wanted you to be
Too bad we didn't actually point out and ostracize communists. Much better world in general without disgusting israelites reaching their tendrils in academia.
>started
It's always been lile that.
>We truly entered the wrong timeline in the 2010s
more like, the bad globohomosexual timeline we've been in ever since kennedy was allowed to be assassinated by the CIA is finally starting to correct itself.
We’ve “been in the wrong timeline” for literally 80 years.
>We’ve “been in the wrong timeline” for literally 106 years.
FTFY
End of WW I or the Russian revolution?
I meant the former but it could be both, really.
It's really the French Revolution being the cause, though you could say that was only enabled by the Protestant Reformation which was the cause of the fractures in Europe and its eventual downfall. Stop that and European dominance over the world would've continued indefinitely.
You can easily take it back further all the way to the Agricultural Revolution. Domesticating plants was a huge mistake.
Nah it was pic related going outside of his wheelhouse
if those homos in Rome could've kept things a little less corrupt then Luther wouldn't have done what he did
The Great Schism was the start of the end anyways
That's just the thing, Luther wasn't at fault for calling out Rome, he was at fault for rewriting dogma based on his own whims. Had he not done that, the split would've been healed once Rome got its shit back in line, instead he caused a fracture that split into millions of different branches and made reconciliation impossible. All these little groups have their own beliefs that they throw away for whatever the modern world tells them to because they have no roots.
A unified Europe would've been infinitely better than what we have no matter how draconian it would've become.
When did Rome ever get it's shit back in line?
No. The less power to prisons and pyres the better.
i find it very hard to believe that a "man" with a nose like, that and so weak he gets overpowered by women, ever voluntarily joined the military.
Why did he say he was so excited to make an account, and what made him not want to play?
Iraq has liberal democracy now though, that man should not be upset
"Only 40% of those surveyed say that the situation in Iraq is better than it was under the former regime, compared to 59% who say it is worse."
https://www.washingtoninstitute.org/policy-analysis/how-iraqis-view-life-after-fall-saddam-twenty-years-ago-and-today
20 years ago these people would have been shot for saying anything negative so this is still an improvement
>it's an improvement when I say it is
come on anon, be better
also frick ubisoft
everyone of their games is like comic
I never played a single game that forced me to create an account to be able to play, just goes to show that the problem is playing garbage
I must have done something wrong then because I never made an account for Minecraft
>what is piracy
>you killed millions including my best friends!
>p-please apologize
kwab
lol
wow how is it always this easy to tell a troony drew a comic
Isn't that guy from the commie game? lol I remember him being a homosexual, guess that's part of the irony.
Harry isn't gay, but he isn't a role model either
He's an alcoholic, drug addicted loose cop who has been going on an everlasting bender because he can't get over his ex girlfriend
He ain't a role model, but damn if he ain't just like me
moron
He cute.
i dont think you can change genders and that the whole concept is stupid as frick
but its kinda hot
I don't get it
the dumb teen already looks like a girl. how is taking estrogen meant to make her look more like a twink (male)?
My homophobia does include twinks
role model protagonist
Cracks me up every time
Where's the joke? Where's the pun? The irony? What's up with all those bad Kelly imitations who just don't get it?
>missing the zinger
Skill issue
>Harry
>Role Model
Heh.
You're goddamn right Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau is a role model
Hey, that's kinda hot!
I’m conflicted honestly, I’d like him dead but I also want him to live to see the collapse his regime started AND I want him to name names. I was talking to a dude I work with about Trump, I just told him “I wish we’d arrest bush for lying us into a war as the first president to be punished for their crimes, rather than concocting problems about loans that were fully paid” and he just said “the president isn’t really in charge so he shouldn’t be arrested” the guy also defends Biden so I shouldn’t expect much, but that threw me for a loop.
Fricking this holy shit I'm so tired of literally everything wanting an account. I hate even getting out my credit card. I simply don't trust these companies to protect my information and I get enough spam calls as it is.
If you want my money, accept XMR. That's LITERALLY as far as I'm willing to go with this digital shit.
literally me
Well Ganker?
why are the teeth pink?
frick you bigot
mouth guard
because he's trans
Doesn't this person trace over people's baby photos for drawings?
He traces over baby photos for fetish porn drawings.
99.9% of male to female trannies look like dudes in a dress. You can always tell.
trannies didnt exist when I was a child and had crushes on people.
I'm guessing their point was that MAYBE it's possible that a girl you had a crush on back then grew up to "become" a man so they'd be trans, but you just know that their point is that one of your female classmates in 4th grade actually had a penis. this man does advocate for trans surgery for children, after all.
They did
Prophetic
I'm gonna jerk off to the titty fairy
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homosexual here, this simply isn't the case.
Go on chaturbate and there is only ever like a single feminine looking guy in the trans category.
And usually that's just really good makeup and a twink build like Vetansenda or Melissa Ober/Sweet_Eaton
She is skating backwards
>was a teenager in the 2000s
>no trannies in sight
>all my crushes had XX chromosomes
Whst now, troons?
>transphobic
I don't get why people use homophobic and transphobic unironically. If it's supposed to be the modern day version of the word "moron" then it makes it even worse because the tern moron derives from a spectrum of people of mental disorders.
Phobia describes fear or at least extreme fear which is true but when you take into account on why the word homophobia and transphobia is generally used in terms of therapy it's because majority of them are rape victims.
There are different phobias sure but it isn't a spectrum type like moron where one word can generally describe a group of people vs the different fears that people have.
So in short people who use the words "homophobia" or "transphobia" are really undermining rape victims
>Phobia describes fear or at least extreme fear which is true but when you take into account on why the word homophobia and transphobia is generally used in terms of therapy it's because majority of them are rape victims.
We're also supposed to use drug therapy and surgery as an absolute, everything else was tried and didn't work, last resort in therapy and psychiatric treatment. But I guess GDD was declassified in the DSM so that makes it okay now.
Because it's a holdover from the 80s where a lot of homophobes were literally afraid of gays due to AIDS, like quite literally shitting themselves if they thought there was the slightest possibility a gay person may have touched them briefly. People at the time weren't entirely sure how AIDS spread only that gay people had it in high numbers and that it was basically a death sentence.
There hasn't really ever been a different term for hatred of gays because homophobia already existed as a term and people understood the meaning well enough even if there was no actual fear involved anymore, as for transphobia there was never a real fear of trans people it was just lazily copying the term homophobia.
Ackchually phobia also means aversion rather than outright fear
thats even worse, you fall in love with someone who is deceiving you and will never be able to live a normal life with no matter how much the two parties try. Surprise! No kids and a mangled body!
Nah Bailey Jay spam over the past decade has trained me well. Once you notice the slightly strained voice, its a pretty easy tell.
ultimately my biological attraction is to veganas, not to the surrounding traits to make my conscious self attracted to veganas
you might be able to fake the surrounding traits to trick my conscious self (although in practice most attempts fail horribly), but in the end you still don't have a real working vegana
hue
i don't get it
Jews sacrifice chickens to pass their sins over so when they die they dont go to hell and the chicken goes instead
Jews don't even believe in heaven and hell thoughbeit
so its not an ocarina of time chicken joke?
Frick your non-vidya shit then
This isn't so weird, actually. Barbaric and archaic yes, but not evil or some weird israeli "we tricked God" thing. Christians just find the concept alien because Jesus, being the outstanding guy he was, used himself as a sacrifice for our sins. Since Jesus has two natures, one as a whole man and another as a whole god, his sacrifice has infinite value. This is why Catholics literally consume his flesh and drink his blood during Mass, it's a never ending sacrifice and atonement of our sins. Past and future. Doesn't mean forgiveness and pardon rituals aren't necessary, forever, but it's through his sacrifice that such rituals are permitted.
Yeah but some other stuff in the religion points to israelites really believing that god is really stupid.
>Clearly states "You can't labor on the sabbath"
>Oh? But if we put a white string around our house and every store and our jobs, then the whole world is our house and we can do anything we want on Sunday! Checkmate God!
Heh, yeah. Some of the loopholes are pretty funny. israelites aren't exactly known to be pious people, just very stubborn and mindlessly following tradition.
That's not unusual for atonement rituals.
>eating bread and drinking wine
It is literally his flesh and blood to Catholics.
>exploits
Religions are full of them. Jesus's sacrifice is an exploit. Odin sacrificed himself to himself to gain more power. It's all fricky.
Crawl back to the rape tunnels from whence you came, demon.
ah i see that that 21 cents per post are dinally paying off. you just forgot the part where the flesh and blood are given willingly and still a far cry from torturing animals
>Religions are full of them
You really have no idea how Judaism works. israelites cheat God directly. Jesus is an 'exploit' because of divine will. israeli exploits are 100% man made and recent. That's why it's a ridiculous God cheating cult, not because the notion of sacrifice exists.
t. literal israeli from tel aviv
One of my favorite ones is apparently the israelites for some reason can't operate electricity on the sabboth or something along those lines. So to get around it, they invented this wieneramany contraption that "might" "randomly" "just happen" to complete a circuit that "just happens" to power the lights when you push a button on it. It's called the KosherSwitch.
Jews just can't help but argue, even against their creator.
nonono
You see the light switch hits a switch inside the switch that completes the circuit without the israelite ever interacting with the light switch, just the light switch-switch
It's even dumber than that.
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I know it's literally just a fable developed because fire scares predators while you sleep but I don't see why they don't just use a dimmer knob switch at this point and dim the lights without shutting it off completely, no different than leaving a fire to burn out on it's own and give off less light.
I don't know too much about israeli lore, but I know a lot of things in Catholicism/Christianity only work under the idea that "God either wrote the bible or directly told someone who wrote into it the rules verbatim." So if any part of that writing fails, or even just changes, then the entire book comes into question. That could be one reason why they insist on following it.
TL;DR 3 parts:
1) Everyone comes from Adam (who came from God), but his specific bloodline that let to Abraham gets a certain parcel of land in the middle east and everyone has to respect that bloodline (lots of bs like Moses and Abraham living nearly 1000 years old each to prove divinity and God's favor and fables about Abraham's bloodline getting divine protection to prove divine right to everything). The order of authority is Abraham's lineage > other israelites > non-jews.
2) Fables about how to not die (survival guides), morality and the law.
3) Fables about world origin and end.
Different religious groups put varying importance on different parts or add their own fables to it (Christ's followers probably stole a lot of Chrysippus's clout and legends while Muhammad's followers probably stole a lot of Alexander the Great's clout and legends for their own offshoots)
I think you're confusing "man sacrifices himself" with "man tortures unwilling animal in order to deceive the god they worship".
Jews are deceiving THEIR OWN FRICKING GOD.
I never said it was weird. And eating bread and drinking wine is a far cry from torturing animals to death to exploit some perceived loophole in the rules you've been lawyering nonstop for thousands of years.
Oy vey rabbi, thanks for explaining how normal we are to the cattl- I mean, goyi- I mean, fellow white people.
It is a "we tricked God" thing. That's what they do. Look up the Manhattan eruv.
Also stop using "literally" like a fricking moron. Catholics *symbolically consume Jesus' flesh and blood.
>Catholics *symbolically consume Jesus' flesh and blood.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transubstantiation
Sexual squid
>the blood ritual used to ignore being virtuous is not evil actually because Christians also have a metaphorical one
Frick off David, you're evil
Modern israelites aren't even related to ancient Israelites.
Modern israelites are edomite/cannite mutts.
The Talmud is a 2000 year old israelite-exclusive Ganker thread where rabbis argue semantics to find loopholes in God's law.
There's one story where a council of rabbis is arguing about if an oven is technically "enclosed" if you leave out the walls and put sand there instead (they can't use enclosed ovens on the Sabbath or something) and this argument culminates in one rabbi invoking miracles to prove his side but the head rabbi refuses to acknowledge it. God Himself then addresses the council and asks why they're ignoring the miracles. The head rabbi tells God "You gave your final word on Sinai and you said it was immutable so you have no authority here" and God was forced to concede. Then He laughs about how clever they were to beat Him like that.
The entire religion is about cheating God's word.
No. You're fricking moronic and misinterpret the most basic aspect of Christianity. Christ died for our sins so that through repentance we may rejoice in His kingdom. God isn't going to forgive you for your sins for drinking his son's blood or eating his body, nor will he forgive you for sacrifice. Christ died so that nobody will ever need to sacrifice ever again.
>avatargays are israelites
It all makes sense now.
This kind of thing is why Jesus excoriated Rabbis for following the letter of the law but not the spirit.
so why can't they just eat pork then beat the chicken to resolve those sins?
Jews believe that if you make a special ritual with chicken and sacrifice it. All the sins you commited are transferred to that chicken and chicken's soul goes to hell.
So yeah, israeli hell is full of chickens.
Damn. Haven’t we don’t enough to the poor chicken?
HE'S A CHICKEN I TELL YA! I GIANT CHICKEN!!!!
>just bake me into a fricking pie already
>laughing at degeneracy
Degenerate.
>Was first mentioned in 1946
That's a lie, I got a translation from 1930 and the OT definitely condemns two men laying together.
i dont get it
What is the y-axis supposed to be?
frequency of occurrence in publications in the google books/news/magazine archive I figure
Things that happened very recently aren't going to be in a history book written today. Historians look at the past. Go see if the Holocaust was written about in current-events books from 1950, I bet it was.
when kennedy lied they shot him in the face
when bush lied? lol lmao
>when kennedy lied they shot him in the face
Other way around. They shot him 'cause he was too honest and was about to shut down their racket.
no no
x-files told me the smoking man shot kennedy because he caused the bay of the pigs invasion
The how and the who is just scenery for the public. Oswald, Ruby, Cuba, The Mafia, keeps 'em guessing like some kind of parlor game, prevents 'em from asking the most important question: why? Why was Kennedy Killed? Who benefited? Who has the power to cover it up?
probably the same reason they killed marthin luther king, which is "OH NO NO NO STOP HIM"
why is the future not anywhere near as awesome as it should be
Because the natural populations of Europe have been pacified into accepting the death of their cultures by their governments. Its why the webm is showing someone yelling at a literal monster responsible for the deaths of millions rather than killing him, those in charge aren’t afraid of us at this point, and will continue to import people to guarantee that their will be no united working class
immigration is good for the rich and the influential people to keep them at the top. as long as democracies are controlled by such people, they will ignore to tackle the core issues and will proceed to implement what is more beneficial to them.
Instead of smart people becoming scientists and engineers we got morons and trannies becoming "scientists" and "engineers"
good things can only happen in the mind
people really overestimated how fast technology and society would progress
it’s fast don’t get me wrong, but people really thought that 50 years is all it would take to have everything plated in chrome
my country went from majority white to minority white in all its major cities and majority non-white births in even more areas, and from casette tapes to smartphones and learning machines in only a few decades.
that’s what I meant by things still going fast, but since you didn’t understand I’ll spell it out. There are people out there who sincerely hoped that whatever science fiction story of their choice would have come true at this point, but sadly (for those people) the present is a lot less “sexier” than expected
I know what you meant, and the everything is chrome thing was dumb of course, im trying to highlight how radically a society can change in a few decades. It wasnt out of the question that society would adopt the futurist aesthetics and planning in the near future. Instead we got shitty modernist stuff but still, both are a big departure from the traditional and conventional ways we understood cities to look and function.
technology still advances faster than how society can adapt to it
look at all the parents raising children without any idea about tiktok and all new things so the kids are just exposed to all these without good guidance
Gatekeeping was abolished where it ought to have stayed, like academia for example. Now any two bit homosexual can submit a paper expanding sophisms, pay for citations, and never actually be productive. Just a total drain on society. This can be seen in every hobby, or industry. We have had to expand safety regulations to the point where citizen scientific research is borderline impossible when it used to be a major driver in innovation. Lawyers got to write themselves into an ultimate position of power and have poisoned the legal landscape for more than a century now. Its a lot of things anon.
the stoner (john williams) pill
Wasn't familiar with Williams. Looks like an interesting read. Thanks anon.
internet and smartphones happened
Black folk and israelites. This is the only right answer. The moment TND and TKD is enacted, the entire human race will be plunged in a freefall toward the heavens.
Bush didn't lie lmao, he had Colin Powell lie for him
Pick up a freakin book, sheeeeeesh!
when I was young I bought ragnorok online off the shelf without knowing it was an MMO (I was moronic). when I realized it, I didn't touch it. I haven't played any MMO or multiplayer (in general) till date.
haha
I don't get it
funny percentages
Funny
I like how it went from "Use my name!" to "Use my pronouns!", now there are serious cases of people changing races.
https://abc3340.com/news/nation-world/chicago-cop-sues-city-to-change-race-on-records-claims-others-can-alter-gender-identity-mohammad-yusuf-chicago-police-department-illinois-lawsuit
There will be no end. I'm sure the next social movement after that will somehow be even worse. Probably transpecies bullshit or something.
>Probably transpecies bullshit or something.
I 100% hope it's this, because there's going to be a small frame of time where you can magdump one of this clowns and not break human rights because they don't self-identify as a human being
>call people Black folk
>they can't do shit against me because i am trans-black
>serious case
>guy says it's a stunt to make fun of people being able to change their gender
>Switch
I'm gonna take a wild guess here and say it was that Mario and Rabbids game. Frick you Ubisoft, I ain't dealing with Uplay again.
Underrated
I’m honestly amazed every day that goes by and have been for the last fifteen years that veterans or relatives of veterans haven’t killed Dubya and Tony Blair for their part in instigating the Iraq war.
Why? It was the right thing to do.
SUS
Where's the joke? This is leftist meme level.
When did stonetoss become a reddit Black person?
I have no idea which size he's making fun of this time, pretty clever of him, honestly.
The joke is that dying for another nation, be it as a soldier for through self immolaton, is gay and moronic. Which is true.
like that loser who set himself on fire, Imagine how much more of an impact your message would have if you took someone out, better than just burning to death
I just can't take this guy seriously with the absolutely ground shattering flip flopping he did
I still don't know what this fricking guy is about
He was a feminazi sympathizer back then, now he became a gigachud anti woke nazi
So we can like him now?
hell no, he's a plastic bag in the wind who just goes with whatever is popular
isn't that the majority of Ganker?
Ganker goes to the opposite of what's popular
whats the tldr
who's the israelitess on the left?
I think it's supposed to be Ben Shapiro's sister, Abigail Shapiro.
I'd kneel before kazaar milkers 2bh
see
This TQ?
following money. literally all it is. rightwingers are rich, so he does crazy right wing shilling for a while, until israelites go under fire, which right wingers and left wingers hate right now (for different reasons) so he's doing left wing anti-isreal now
People who unquestioningly ascribe to political extremes are easy marks for scam artists and grifters.
He was a leftist that was crazy indoctrinated that men and women were completely different from one another, then the trans movement attacked and he had his Joker moment from all the obvious AGP's and cloth-less emperors running about people are pretending to be blind to because "it's the right thing to do".
The "Dog of Wisdom" guy is having a similar thing happen because of the Palestine conflict being a reverse of the Ukraine conflict yet everyone's acting like Israel is in the right.
It's the other way around, supporting Palestine is the media sexy thing now
The Harvard principals got fired solely because they said that the holocaust didn't exist and even if it did it should
Actually it's pretending to support Palestine to get dissident vote while actually supporting Israel (that's where all the money is).
>He actually uploaded 30 of these schizo videos
Shit lol, hope he's alright
I'm pretty sure the Fauci Ouchi fallout made him snap because he's been making non-stop schizo posts since 2 years ago, he used to have some hitters.
Eh? What happened? Fallout?
>the Palestine conflict being a reverse of the Ukraine conflict yet everyone's acting like Israel is in the right.
Yeah man, I remember when a bunch of Ukranian's hopped the border to Russia and slaughtered a thousand civilians in their homes and cars.
I remember those videos of Ukranian's dancing and celebrating as they paraded raped and mutilated bodies of their captives through the streets.
israelite wiener sucker
I just saw a little kid throw a pebble at your house, shouldn't you be out shooting him?
I will continue to donate Ukranians to kill you and your kind, Ivan. Your Palestinian friends lost, and so will you.
It's also whataboutism, nothing they did is equal to what is being done to the civilians in Gaza. Video games.
It's not about paying back in kind, anon. It's about Hamas demonstrating that Israel can no longer allow them to exist, Israel agreeing and then Hamas hiding behind civilians.
>Yeah man, I remember when a bunch of Ukranian's hopped the border to Russia and slaughtered a thousand civilians in their homes and cars
They didn't have to hop any borders but yeah, that's what Ukrainians did to Russo-Ukrainians.
Ofc you don't remember that you only know things told to you on tv
Supporting Israel seems much less popular to me.
In official capacities, in media they will simply quietly continue to fund Israel but vocally support Palestine. Its interesting watching them contort themselves.
mental illness, simple as
seems like it was the TQ that radicalized him
What the hell does this guy even believe in?
I wonder if this tard secretly draws porn somewhere
If he just stuck to that he'd be pretty cool, he draws some cute girls
those two drawings that describe reality sure make you mad and angry.
At first, he was a horny teenager/young male who made a relatively successful comic about jokes and horny things.
Then he entered his schizo phase and started preaching on how sex is wrong and how everything objectifies women. At the time he was seeing a feminist chick. This phase lasted long until...
He realized he wasn't any pussy being an ally. He took the redpill and now he's preaching how being a feminist simp is a terrible thing.
Past a certain age, a man without a family, can be a bad thing.
he changed girlfriends. his entire life is defined by women
Money my dude
If I ever made a 180° ideology flip I would just stop drawing comics all together
but I gotta admire what drives this guy to keep going
I wish he'd flip back to how he was in 2002 or so and make good comics that were solely about a coomer who couldn't stop thinking with his dick, again.
How did Bush get away with it? Is it because he's a shabbos goy?
This shows why we're fricked. With passion like that you would think he would storm in with a small army, armed, demanding they dismantle everything since his administration like the Patriot Act, be barred from being in politics again, or else they would shoot them and their families, and declare war on the government until their demands were met.
But instead he just demands for a verbal apology. Not seeking justice and reform. Not even seeking revenge.
More of this guy’s stuff. It never gets posted.
These posts are glowing
I’m
and I denounce the Talmud, it is an evil book and its followers are some of the worst this planet has to offer.
Isn't it like buisness 101 to put as few steps as possible between the consumer and the product?
>that molestro poster in the last frame
heh
>not The Diddler
one job, tetsuya
>perverse flash
frick, that's actually pretty clever
What happened to sinfest? Last I read it he went full sjw feminist.
He's always been a cuck yo whatever girl he was dating at the time (this was readable back when he also had a blog on his site). A couple of years back he started dating a TERF, who purged the whole forum, you basicly had to promise you were a TERF to even be allowed to make an account and the forums went from very active to almost abandoned.
The pandemic further radicalised her and thus him, and also increased the anti-trans stuff. The criticism comes from a feminist antipatriarchy viewpoint, but allows strong criticism of all the child grooming and trans stuff.
Of course back when he first started dating her, it started the whole SJW direction, which got a lot of criticism on the forum. Then when it became more TERF radfem, it got criticism again for criticising modern woke stuff. There have been a lot of funny fights on their forums over the years.
>25 years of "Surely this'll get better again"
Jesus, this person needed an intervention some time ago.
All of our futures are doomed. We might as well just give up and either join the winning team or die.
Everything is a cycle. We were just unlucky to be on the tail end of a long term cycle. It likely won't get good again in our life times. But there are still things to live for. I still enjoy the things I have and thankful I still have the time and health to enjoy them. Currently we still live much better than nobles in the medieval ages in areas such as easy access to food, comforts, knowledge. It's scary that may not be the case sometime soon but that is just more reason to enjoy while we can.
Prepare for the worst and hope for the best.
>But there are still things to live for.
For now. When the dystopia starts suicide will be our only option.
We're never, ever gonna make it. We were foolish to think we could. All our years of fighting the establishment was all for nothing.
>All our years of fighting the establishment was all for nothing.
Playing a part of their system be it protesting, voting, etc. was not 'fighting.'
>When the dystopia starts suicide will be our only option.
And THAT is when the fighting will actually start. When the average person has nothing to lose that they don't value their own life anymore.
I think shit will get real around the time they try a gun seizure or a draft. There has been record gun sales and trust in government and media are at all time lows. When the idiot cuckservatves stop thanking the military and police for their service, which is starting, that is when you know shit is finally going to get real.
That said, we shouldn't wish for it to happen ASAP. I know "the sooner it starts the sooner we can heal" and all that but it would probably be the end of any modern comfort and fun for the rest of the lives of all adults currently alive. But hit the gym, homosexual, it could happen as far as 20 years from now or as early as tomorrow. It isn't much, but I am still doing what I can.
https://theanarchistlibrary.org/library/ted-kaczynski-the-system-s-neatest-trick
>https://theanarchistlibrary.org/library/ted-kaczynski-the-system-s-neatest-trick
I've never actually read this before, interesting stuff.
Honestly that is what smart people have done for centuries, they don't even need to give a wink and a nod to communicate they just look where the money is and follow and train their kids on it.
The most common handshake since WW2 is to convert to Judaism (even In Name Only) to let others know you also want to exploit the poor morons around you and will protect one another if everyone uses underhanded tactics to do so (it lets you get tarded Christian socialism bucks, easier access to scholarships and lets you deflect all actions against you as Antisemitism regardless of your race or origin). You can even claim your grandfather was a holocaust survivor so long as you "truly" believed it, there's nothing illegal about unintentionally lying and is a common tactic in court cases ("I don't recall" is the most common court defense for someone "in the know").
>Honestly that is what smart people have done for centuries, they don't even need to give a wink and a nod to communicate they just look where the money is and follow and train their kids on it.
This is the path we should all take. The path of freedom was always doomed from the start. Siding with the enemy team is the only non-moronic solution besides becoming an hero.
All principles of pro-freedom and anti-censorship have always been moronic. It is in our best interest to abandon them and embrace our new dystopian overlords for the rest of our lives. Leave the resistance to the cowards who cannot accept this universal truth.
No wonder many on our side started turning towards SJWism. It will be the only ideology the masses will ever have anymore. We should start joining them too. Certainly would improve our quality of lives now that the deterioration of our mental health from the dystopia would no longer be a thing.
The fact that none of the anti-SJW side is debating this is telling.
"Debunking it" requires understanding Spengler which Ganker isn't equipped to do, also not terribly relevant since this system probably won't collapse for another hundred and fifty years so people can enjoy the material fruits of homosexualry. However, the stage of Second Religiousness has already started and you're going to see people mindlessly flock to the most traditional form of Christianity there is (Eastern Orthodoxy) as a rejection of clown world and academia. The prediction is by the year 2100 most of the west will become Orthodox. Assuming muslims don't overrun us.
There is a reason Democrats have way more millionaires and billionaires then Republicans, you will never win because literally your plan is to convince their moronS to join you in your cause to take on their smart people. You want to convert people who honestly believe that
>Donald Trump rented a hotel room to hire hookers to pee on the bed with him because Barack Obama supposedly rented the room once before and supposedly that would make Barack Obama feel bad, therefore Trump is a bad person
to join your cause against literally tens of thousands of people who made over a million dollars into their bank accounts from US taxpayer revenue and their literal hundreds of millions of their followers who follow them in addition to the literal tens of thousands of their followers who at this point in time have actually committed legal and illegal murders, and not only do you want those first moronS to join your cause against them but actually physically contribute to the effort beyond shitposting on twitter, it's just not going to work.
The "winning side" of israelites is going to collapse society as we know it, how is that winning?
Never have I seen a more based truth. Screencapping this for future related threads to remind people that joining the winning team was always the only option.
Why do I get the feeling that every response to this is the same guy?
>dude just stick to your principles lmao, freedom ftw!!!!!
The dystopia will happen and when it does we will stand benefitting from it and you will die because of your stupid pRiNcIpLeS
You’re dead already gay, you’re just justifying why you deserve to live at the bottom.
Remember kids, always kill a traitor before an enemy!
>always kill a traitor before an enemy
This is especially important. As you can't really join them, you have to be born into it. They may gracefully allow you to live for awhile, especially if you're useful, but you will be discarded as soon as you aren't needed.
I call them fall golems, the people involved in the Trump-Russia collusion dossier are in jail right now lol.
AFAIK they usually pay them and their families a decade or sheer luxury before the damnation. That seemed awfully fast!
Take heed, anons. If the grand event actually happens in out time, it will be better to die than to submit.
>I am a machine, left out in the cold....
>A nuclear winter FUELS MY SOUL
because it is
>House Black folk
God turned everyone in Sodom and Gomorrah into ash, which is why you have Mennonites moving into the jungles of Peru instead of saving Gomorrah.
>died as a homosexual anyway
No fricking half measures, if you're going to stir shit up go all the way through. This Black person almost accomplished something truly remarkable in his life and pulled out right as he was about to do it.
the winning team isn't the one you think it is.
LOL
KONNICHIWA DUDE
colonial man sounds kino. i'd watch it with my asian gf.
Konnichiwa dude
>black armbands and kneesocks
A true gamerq
the real indicator that he's a gay is that he plays riolu in PMD
Oh he's a riolu/cariogay? That explains a lot.
I really feel this. I love golf games but it's been years since a new golf game released that was actually worth playing.
i liked pga tour
The last good golf game was Links 2004 for the original Xbox, everyone knows this.
Sometime last year I played an indie horror game based around golf mechanics. It wasn't bad at all.
just play Hot Shots 2 or Elf Bowling Hawaiian Vacation
The state of playlists with shooters. The cool gamemodes disappear and you get stuck with dogshit maps.
This one speaks to me
Nothing is stopping you from giving all your shit away and living out in the woods, moron.
>living out in the woods
Illegal almost everywhere.
Frick this gay comic. This is for morons that think Fight Club is holy gospel. All these flabby, overweight, balding office workers really are stupid enough to believe being constantly half-starved, infested with parasites, and dying at 30 due to an infected scrap is better than living like a civilized man with some minor annoyance instead of acting like a Black person
read a book moron
Are you clinically moronic? Why even bother replying if you’re only capable of brainlessly spewing the most braindead drivel?
your ignorance is on display, Black person. hunter gatherers were much better fed than early agriculturalists, the average age was brought down by child deaths, meaning if you lived past 20 you'd probably make it past 60. Hunter gatherers had more free time and were generally competing very well with agricultural societies. Remember Rome got sacked by the semi-nomadic Gauls.
Chronic infection and problems with parasites were a problem well up into the early modern era. You bought into victorian revisionism if you think the previous chapters of human life were humans in a constant state of suffering and chronic illness
the gauls were not semi nomadic, they were a developed farming society on the same level as rome but with more wood and less stone so there are fewer ruins.
Caesar literally encountered a tribe mid-migration
many groups were completely sedentary and the other ones "migrated" when they got their asses beaten by other gauls or germanics. they weren't like indians following the buffalo, before and after any migration they were sedentary farmers/warriors.
certainly but they were by no means "primitive" in the way that you implied by mentioning them in the same vein as hunter-gatherers.
>certainly but they were by no means "primitive" in the way that you implied by mentioning them in the same vein as hunter-gatherers.
when you're not an agriculturalist, youre either a pastoralist or hunter-gatherer, they outcompeted a lot of early agriculturalist societies so to consider them primitive is just buying into this kind of historic revisionist view I mentioned. Various nomadic tribes were very innovative and had a technological edge on the agriculturalists they conquered. The idea that agriculture was the way forward wasnt set in stone at all early on
but they WERE agriculturists
the gauls DID farm. all of them.
I say semi-nomadic because some of them moved around a good deal and others were more sedentary. It's a large area with a lot of tribes
the nerve you have to calle people ignorant, you drooling piece of shit
>read a book moron
I did both as a child. Grown men chase money and pussy
nerve status: struck
holy projection
heh
hah
LOL
I’ve lost count of the number of games I’ve dropped because it took more than 10 minutes of the gameplay to start
I also liked this part of the movie.
Otherwise I agree with that comic.
I wanna frick her hairy snatch
Movie was great. Must suck to be so obsessed with your fetish that it's the only thing you can get out of it.
>Movie was great
>surely my 500 followers youtuber that invented "girlboss peach" will read my post and make me a millionaire now
Can someone explain this beyond the artist’s terrible fetish?
whenever you uninstall pso2 they ask you why you stopped playing. pso2 was awesome and then they made pso2 2 which is a wet fart of a game.
R-A-R-E-D-R-O-P KOI KOI
>sitting on the floor
do amerimutts really?
Maybe islam had a point in throwing these people off roofs
>implying you'll ever do anything
Fix'd
Fixed
Hehe that dinosaur is literally me
I'm also a dinosaur
I'm gonna rex your ass till you're dino-sore
iirc there was a way to skip that phase
Since this is a pill thread most charities are scams.
Charities "need" to use charity money to feed workers, house workers, travel workers, insure workers, and educate workers: more often than not these "workers" are the charity owner's own family (especially true of college education grants); in some places where family isn't allowed these benefits of using charity money what charity owners do is literal "family swaps" to run each others' charity while maintaining the same benefits between them akin to the nobles of old swapping kids for a time to enrich their experiences.
There literally is a massive racket of poor morons giving their hard earned cash to rich people so rich people can have free food, housing, healthcare, transport, and education in order to give part of that money back to other poor morons (often times instead giving it to rich friends who want their kids to have free college as a gift).
It's similar to a lotto: at any time poor morons could collectivize and give their money to one person or build a community similar to what Mennonites or Amish do; instead, they play The National Lottery where the government gets a 40% cut at least or worse still play at the Casino and give the Casino at least 40% cut in addition to the government taking another 40% cut on the remainder; in both the Lotto and Casino cases there too is an aspect of foul play, where those behind the scenes secretly reward their friends making the actual payout to the poor morons themselves closer to 5% what they contributed in the first place whereas the true winners were decided beforehand by those willing to join the government, Lotto, and Casino, and also importantly the oversight committees to make sure things went in their favor.
>I MASS REPLY TO ALL THESE POSTS TO BE SUPAH CONTRARIAN AM I COOL YET GUYS XD
Wish he would at least post his fricking vore pics instead of being a pussy about it
he won't because he's an limp dicked zoomer pretending it's not sexual
they better be fricking
>Ganker - Religion and Politics
To be fair, Ganker has historically been the best place to discuss Christianity on this website. Not so great when it comes to politics, though.
I'm not a Christcuck, but I hate how most Christians denominations in America just skip the whole repent and seeking amends part. Feels like a cope out to just have Christ in your heart and be guaranteed to go to heaven no matter how shit you are in life.
The thinking is that if you have Christ in your heart, good works will come from you regardless. Good works do not necessarily mean you are acting because you have Christ in your heart, therefore, if good works will come from you regardless, we can only say that it is only through faith in the Lord that you will have salvation, as doing good works can come from other motivations besides god (such as in sociopathic manner deciding that it will boost your image among people).
Also, Ganker is far more based politically speaking than most other places.
He will spam the same pictures every single thread and janny will do absolutely nothing about it because being a gay also defines 99% of janny's personality
god I wish that was me
So true
I feel like there’s more vomit added everytime I see this image, at some point it’s just gonna be the vomit shaped like him spiting out little guys
Oh, he's a h*mestuckgay
That explains so much.
You couldn't guess from his stick figures just looking like Problem Sleuth characters?
I've always liked the schizo theory that he's actually literally Hussie
lole
thats wrong they're clearly in an anime
teehee
what is "pizza tiem large"?
Wow he's just like me!
>my real life hasn't started yet
this is real tho in the afterlife i'll get to be a superhero and get into cool fights and suplex a moon and stuff
L-LOL?
When the frick is Katy gonna go back to the Koopa Dry Bones comic
it mustve been 15 years now and i still dont get this one
as far as I understand its the eye color indicating the reason for suicide.
>First girl looks depressed
orange eyes
>second dude office building, suit. Probably about money
green eyes
>Woman crazy from looking after shitty kids
brown eyes
Redguy with green eyes at the table implies guy will suicide because of money.
Also the skin tone of everyone who dies is the same. Wife and kid are brighter. don't know if that means anything.
The office guy could also be a reference to Chung Mong-hun, the sign says "Hyund" likley Hyundai:
>Chung Mong-hun was the 5th son of the founder of the South Korean Hyundai conglomerate
>In June 2003, Chung was indicted for his role in the "cash-for-summit scandal" on charges of doctoring company books to hide the secret money transfers of millions of dollars by the Kim Dae-jung administration to North Korea to set up the 2000 inter-Korean summit. Facing up to three years in prison after he was forced to testify in court about the money transfer days earlier, he committed suicide on August 4, 2003, by leaping from his 12th floor office.
three years in prison, wow. how will a fully grown man ever survive that?
Nobody survives prison. They all lose their soul. It's better to fie then go to one.
jesus christ thats a lot of dark lore for a comic, especially since (in my memory) most of the other comics were pretty light hearted.
That awkward question.
I miss when Narse was good.
does he have an account anywhere or an archive?
he posted in a STP thread once that he has accounts but he doesn't post any of his comics to them
BUBBLE BOBBLE?????
Where should I post my oc web comics
>look up for something online
>find forum
>PLEASE LOGIN OR REGISTER TO VIEW DOWNLOAD LINKS
>make a shitty throwaway account in under a minute with a disposable email
>download anyway
genuinely what's the fricking point? it's just asking to get your database filled with shitty ass spam accounts with 0 posts.
>bought an Asscreed game for the first time in 10+ years
>Make an Ubisoft account to play!
>file for a refund
What gave it away, the latex gloves and boots he draws his stick man with?
sometimes you just know
They look like they're pushing 70, why do they have a kid?
Literally me.
I got GTAV for free on release and still haven't played it because every time I started it, it asked me to make a Rockstar account and I'd play something else and forget it does that.
This guys best comic is the one with the artist who kills himself
Isn't that something like half of his comics?
Was this the first example of tranimenoid comics?
lol
you already posted this
, it's still not funny
two people found it funny
Tropico 4
It's sad to see those greedy tertiaries morons who never played games trying to enter the "us gamer" market to become millionaires like Penny arcade and only delivering batshit moronic fake "feels" like this every day
why is every single comic from this artist completely unfunny reddit shit?
because this tertiary doesn't play games, none of the experiences are genuine, it's just some genery wojack faced losers who spend his days on twitch and repeat what paid actors tells him about "gaming". Probably buys a new game every friday to follow the "flavour of the week end" campain and that's it.
>switch game
>creating extra account
What kusoge is he referencing?
>Being forced to make a Steam account and use their DRM service
GOOD
>other companies do the same
BAD
This is what sony does when you already have an account.
It logs you out, and requires a password change. Unless you submitted your actual date of birth when you set up your account you're locked out forever.
How are these any different from all those leftists stonetoss edits?
the edits are funny
the original comic is followed by a page of a white girl eating his hot sauce and calling it weak as shit
they're really, really bad. there's no focus, might as well throw a pepe and an ifunny sig in there.
>the edits are funny
No they are not, they are on the exact same level as those stonetoss edits.
Only the last one could be considered decent and not just seething about the original comic.
extra icy is funny because its nonsense. making the guy a giant habenero is also funny
the lowest form of comedy is bringing props and expecting a laugh.
No, the lowest form of comedy is musical parody.
For me it's observational humor.
At least one of those is completely nonsensical
These were created to bring joy.
This is the only one that depicts reality. "White people can't handle spicy food" - no, that's israelites. White people are the only ones who found the hottest peppers in the world, said this shit ain't hot enough and then played god to genetically engineer even hotter peppers.
god, the mishmash of fonts gets me every time
these edits are trash.
someone post the one where he actually gets hot sauce and he enjoys it and everyone is happy
I have immediately uninstalled multiple "free" games from Steam/Origin/Epic for this reason.
I miss mspaint comics
The first game this ever happened to me with was fricking Spore. In order to activate it had to go online. My dad was pissed. I think I downloaded a crack from gamecopyworld. Another weird thing, I had that key for Spore on my origin account for over a decade and when they transitioned to EA desktop it disappeared from my library. Support was no fricking help whatsoever.
Get well soon Zygarde!
not gonna lie this fricked me up for a second switching back to this thread after closing my /mlp/ tab.
Oh God
Shadow's going to jail now, isn't he?
it's ok, cream can keep a secret.
literally rape
so disgusting
I am literally shaken I can't even
Get rid of panel 2 and 3 and it's perfect.
I love making accounts, makes me feel like I'm doing something with my life
can an artfren draw a concept picture of what his mom or older adult sister would look like?
>get For Honor for free on ps4
>spend hours downloading (because slow internet at the time)
>done
>neat, time to play
>"press X to start"
>ok- *log in*
>I am logged in, that's how I could get the game in the first place
>*no but, like, log in on your ubisoft account*
>but this is sony, sony owns playstation, I'm on playstation, when ubisoft get thier own console (which I wont buy) I'll log into your thing, but now I'm on sony's thing, I AM logged in already
>go back
>"press X to start"
>X
>*please log in*
>delete game
>open phone: google
>"where can I purchase ammonium nitrate?"
Schnappi Das Kleine Krokodil has fallen