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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Glaceon obviously.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those are cats you fricking moron

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dog
      these are fricking cats

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not a single word about Nausica & the valley of the wind
        ?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          After certain point, Game Freak interviews are all about trying to mystify their work, as if it's something deep and original and not the video game equivalent of Sanrio.

          I remember there was an old interview where Ken Sugimori said Gen 3 designs were sloppy because they focused more on developing everything else but you can no longer find it nor will he get caught dead saying Pokémon designs are anything less than excellent these days.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Really? I thought they said the opposite

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              No. It is at least well known that Game Freak did a big overhaul to the Pokémon engine for Gen 3.

              During one of the interviews that mentioned how much effort they put on that, Ken Sugimori remarked that even the visual aspects took a backseat during development, including pokémon sprites. This is why Brendan looks like a snowboarder, as his design was for a snowy region but didn't get revised until Emerald, and why overworld sprites differ so much from battle scene sprites. Heck, even the official artwork has mistakes (note how Mightyena has a black nose).

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                interesting, didn't know that
                there are definitely some lame mons from gen 3 but i wouldn't say it's worse than any other imo

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        CatDog, CatDog...
        nothin' in the world like a little CatDog

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          a fox you fricking moron

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's the regular eevee
        nobody is going to call espeon a dog or a fox

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Glaceon, by a wide margin. It's not even a contest.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares?
    Which has the tightest cookie?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sylveon is the tightest by default, but Espeon can tighten hers as much as she wants with telekinesis.
      Vaporeon's is the wettest.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cookie
      At least 2 of these are unquestionably cats.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Asking the important questions

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Flareon
      bigger muscles

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        wrong pic

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Eevee is the tightest, but that’s cheating. That being said, she’s eager to please and can accommodate surprisingly large partners, and is generally okay with being used as an onahole.
      >Flareon is the closest to Eevee, and is approximately as tight. She is warm and soft but her internal body temperature runs hot enough when she’s excited to cause first degree burns if you aren’t careful.
      >Jolteon is mostly unremarkable as far as pokecookie goes, but she is energetic and has great stamina, and precise control of her muscles. Expect intense e-stim.
      >Vaporeon needs no introduction. Her pussy is incredibly wet, even for a water-type, and her desire for human wiener is nearly insatiable. She is not quite as tight as you’d expect, but her wetness and enthusiasm make her top tier.
      >Umbreon is comparable to Vaporeon in the sense that she can take a real pounding. Her deliciously dark cookie isn’t as wet and needs ample foreplay, but the grip is intense and she is liable to suck you dry.
      >Espeon is rather unremarkable, like Jolteon, with a fairly standard cookie, not much different from other similar Pokemon. The main draw of Espeon is how freaky she is. Expect telekinetic prostate milking.
      >Leafeon is unfortunately quite basic, and not very tight. However, her aromatic bodily fluids are an intense aphrodisiac, and her plantlike textures reduce sensitivity, allowing her partner to last longer.
      >Glaceon is known for having one of the most aesthetically and tactilely pleasing cookies among all cookie havers, comparable to Vaporeon but not nearly as wet. However, her very low body temperature is uncomfortable for most, even after being warmed up.
      >Sylveon is, surprisingly, quite average across the board, with the exception of sublimely velvety smoothness. The main draw is Sylveon’s almost fanatical desire to please, she will let you do nearly anything to her if it makes you happy.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jolteon's stamina is not big. Jolteon has a base HP of 65.

        You should know about competitive if you want to know the stamina of a pokemon. Let's have a look at damage calcs. A dick slapping inside a vegana counts as physical move.

        >0 Atk Ababo Giga Impact vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Umbreon: 45-54 (13.5 - 16.3%) -- possible 7HKO
        >0 Atk Ababo Giga Impact vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Vaporeon: 73-87 (18.2 - 21.6%) -- possible 5HKO
        > Atk Ababo Giga Impact vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Sylveon: 69-82 (20.8 - 24.7%) -- guaranteed 5HKO

        The top 3 of stamina.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't check Leafeon tbh. And of course you can use 252 Def EVs or some bullshit. Just wanted to objectively prove by numbers and calcs why Jolteon has not a great stamina.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stamina is not synonymous with HP, anon.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Umbreon on both counts, never underestimate the power of darkness.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        That one vid where she just keeps going is nice

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he chose Niggeon
        Cringe

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          No escape from the BBC
          Big Blacky Cookie

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pokemon don't behave or talk like that
            also have a nice day for jacking off to off-model shit

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's not off-model just because it doesn't appeal to your bestiality fetish.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              I never go down below steps 4,5,6 on the meme podium image

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >meme podium image
                ?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                How new are you?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >not only a furry but a pedo too
                ew

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >if I throw insults they will totally forget about me being ignorant
                No. And you are also stupid now.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                The missing step №6 is an actual fox if you must know.
                But don't worry though, I preffer my porn to not feature any humans, even fictional ones.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gamefreak used this to make Braixen?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. Braixen is 3 and Fennekin is 1

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                For me it's 4

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                5>Power gap>4>Power gap>3>2>1

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                would. all of them.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                2>1>4>5>3

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                In general for me
                4 > 5 = 3 = 2 > 1
                This character specifically
                4 > 5 > super duper omega gap > 3 > 2 > large gap > 1

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nice

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe, maybe...

          No escape from the BBC
          Big Blacky Cookie

          Need it.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    eevees are all trash

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    100% Glaceon, no doubt about it. I'd rim her ass for hours

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      87% male

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        13% chance my tongue will be on that ass

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he gets it.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ok, well which one has the biggest dick?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Eevee

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Flareon, according to research

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Leafeon is the grower
          Sylveon is the shower

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    flareon's very beautiful

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's facing the wrong way

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        he a little confused

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    its Glaceon

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy damn it’s Glaceon

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Everyone is saying Glaceon
    >Even though Espeon obviously has the perkiest ass.
    I guess if you are brown then Glaceon would have the best ass.
    The white mans choice is Espeon however.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dog
    these are fricking cats

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop sexualizing Pokémon.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Glaceon

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fappy to vappy

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eevee was a mistake

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The same could be said for the entire concept of Pokemon. Monsters should be slain, not befriended.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Monsters should be slain with the sword between your legs, not the one in your fist.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    from that angle I want to say Glaceon

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    the answer is glaceon btw

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lots of glaceon/sylveon chads here. What makes you like the frosted ribbons so much?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      biggest butts and cutest faces

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are the ones whose butts I want to sniff the most

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only one choice for me

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    culo?

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Glaceon > Leafeon > Sylveon > Eevee > Espeon = Umbreon > Flareon > Jolteon

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Frick yeah I got the most sexo Eeveelution

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Erectile dysfunction on Glaceon because you replied to your own post.
      It is Sylveon now since your last post ended with a 1 and he's disappointed there's nothing to suck from your dick.

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think jolteon is cute

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    i thought they supposed to be foxes?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      a fox you fricking moron

      See

      [...]

      .

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    All of them

  27. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh

  28. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man they nuked the frick out of this thread, lmao

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      But why!? Who cares about this thread anyway

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        "roll for x" threads are usually pruned by default. They usually end up being a bunch of anons bumping the thread to roll, not actually discussing anything.
        It wasn't a thread this time, so the jannies nuked the post that started it and any posts that are linked to it.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          "roll for x" threads are frickin stupid. now we can actually discuss about which dog/cat/fox/thing has the best ass.

          ..and we all know the answer is Flareon.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >..and we all know the answer is Flareon.
            Explain.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            >which dog/cat/fox/thing has the best ass.
            all eeveelutions should take turns sitting on my face

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              even lame old jolteon?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                mean

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                ESPECIALLY jolteon

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >old
                You calling Jolteon a hag?

  29. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Leafeon.

  30. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    glaceon obviously

  31. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    fidough got cake

  32. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    everyone's saying glaceon, and i sort of agree, but i gotta go with espeon
    look at this art. look at how it juts out. it's tantalizing.

  33. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Inkune is browsing the thread...

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jehovah wouldn't tolerate that

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        unironically based

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I found this one better.

          isnt this the guy who draws nothing but horny ass shots but doesnt think its horny because they arent mid shit like the other art theyve done

          Yes

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            What's the reference this time?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              His ex-cubgay brother bullied him into being a Jehovah witness

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Now that's a bit strange.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you want to see Felyn's old pedoshit porn, it's still on the ATFbooru - no way dickychads will ever listen to his takedown request

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                They'll listen to DMCAs when necessary.
                Permabooru is what you need to keep everything on the web.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Is the original version of this still around? I don't care about the fuss around it I just want meowscarada completely unedited and deleting the israelite.org behind the hands will ruin the pixels

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              The original was about deleting 4chins cause Pannei gets triggered by truth like an average troony cuck does, this one is way much better

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't want that. It's low resolution...

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >and deleting the israelite.org behind the hands will ruin the pixels
              It's a PNG, and that's a white background. You won't ruin the pixels to the extent that anyone will notice or care.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        isnt this the guy who draws nothing but horny ass shots but doesnt think its horny because they arent mid shit like the other art theyve done

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ganker bullied them with brap jokes and they now have a mental disease

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            They had mental illness long before they built a following for art, porn, and shit.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. He thinks Ganker is worse than X despite the fact that people use that platform to stalk others, groom kids and get people fired from their jobs because they don't like something that person said 10 years ago.

          I'll forgive him though because he does draw fantastic butts.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Top middle is my face when my Glaceon flashes her butthole at me

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          He did literal shit-munching scat porn in the past as Pannei. . .

          Ganker bullied them with brap jokes and they now have a mental disease

          I still think that JW indoctrination (and getting groomed by Felyn into cubshit & diaperhomosexualry - who is on fact his brother and not just a Discord e-pal of thieirs) is the true source of his severe derangement…

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Does he still sperg out when you mention it?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Of course

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes.
              He cites the Bible on Twitter even

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                LOVE THE EMPEROR, FOR HE IS THE SALVATION OF MANKIND
                FROM THE CURSE OF THE MUTANT, OUR EMPEROR DELIVER US
                FROM THE BLASPHEMY OF THE FALLEN, OUR EMPEROR DELIVER US
                FROM THE BEGETTING OF DAEMONS, OUR EMPEROR DELIVER US
                BLESSED EMPEROR, WARD MY SPIRIT, DELIVER MY SOUL
                BY THE THRONE, AND THE ROD, AND THE WAY.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes. He thinks Ganker is worse than X despite the fact that people use that platform to stalk others, groom kids and get people fired from their jobs because they don't like something that person said 10 years ago.

            I'll forgive him though because he does draw fantastic butts.

            >he deleted those pics just because I posted them here
            HOLY FRICKING SHIT, STINKUNE YOU FRICKING IMBECILLE! ! !
            DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW MUCH POWER YOU JUST GIVEN ME FOR NO REASON, SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU FOLD LIKE A WET HOUSE OF PAPER CARDS WHENEVER ANYBODY CONFRONTS YOU ABOUT YOUR PAST, JUST LIKE ANY BLATANT HYPOCRITE FUNDIE FRICKTARD THAT YOU UNDENIABLY ARE?!?
            I don't even need to have a Twatter app to destroy you and your pedo brother Felyn - have fun cranking your skull open once again in vain hopes to exorcise the shit-munching fetish daemons out of your sick depraved mind 😉
            PuppyChan did nothing wrong, you two-faced childfrickers turned her into a pederast groomer because you JWs are worse than Scilons and trannies combined.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Are you okay Senpai?
              Should we start praying to Jehovah in hopes of you acquiring a non-shit taste, so that you'll stop posting diapergayetry?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wait really? lol. Why are artists like this. They spend multiple hours on an artpiece, but throw it all away because a few people they don't like posting them.
              At least when fic authors nuke their work, it's because of a more understandable reason like believing their work is complete trash and not worth anyone's time, that it's just an embarrassment. Outside of that they're usually glad more people are reading their shit, whether they hate the people or not.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >At least when fic authors nuke their work, it's because of a more understandable reason like believing their work is complete trash and not worth anyone's time
                Tell that to the guy who runs PokeFarmQ, his lemons were quite awesome - and deleting them just because he got caught coaxing random forum users to participate in his ERP sessions for admin privilleges was totally uncalled for.
                Niet you fricktard, I know that you still posted here up to 2019 - just bring them back to FF.net already please

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Inkune is truely a menace

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you think so?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Live2D is black magic

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Somebody posted his gay Sylveon rimjob pic on /trash/ yesterday, I had no idea he used to be based enough to draw hyper animal wieners in the past…

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        You mean this?

        >please understand stinkune, JWs like you need to be eradicated from teh internetz for somehow being worse people than Scilons who actually killed people to preserve their cult's secrets

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >asslicking & dogenis homosexualry
          This sinful imagery upsets our Lord Jehovah greatly, therefore you must be punished. . .

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tell him that catfox legs don't bend this way

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        all i care about is that fat ass

  34. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Leafeon/Espeon tie leaning Espeon

  35. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >which dog has the best ass

  36. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      funny?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
  37. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    that's not a glaceon

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks like one to me champ

  38. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lift their tail for human boys
    THEY SHOW THIS TO CHILDREN?!????

  39. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    all inferior to Ivysaur's ass

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      ugly troonysaur

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        explain how it's ugly

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Braixen is better

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Braixen has flat ass

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Frig off, Sybb.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            sorry, she doesn't even have an ass because her legs are merged with that skirt-like shape

  40. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    *licks all of them*

  41. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I psychologically visualize inkune as a really old Japanese guy in some group home for whatever reason.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's either a Burgerstani or Gorean - the being Japanese part is an elaborate larp

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The mental image of some weird old creep in a mental home making Pokémon hentai still remains.

  42. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Espeon.

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