How's that any different from having plating or whatever put into you to fix a fracture?
6 months ago
Anonymous
Because not only are they paying for it to be healed, they are paying them to break their legs for them in the first place. Seriously speaking I have no idea,
6 months ago
Anonymous
Imagine having the muscles in your legs stretched
Also makes your arms disproportionally short
6 months ago
Anonymous
muscles grow pretty quick. I would be more concerned about the ligaments though
6 months ago
Anonymous
Normally your bones develop over your lifetime from before you're even born and are actually made of ossified muscle essentially, so growing them wholesale (actually stretching them and letting the microfractures heal) makes brittle shitty weak bone that then has to rejoin.
In theory, you break a bone it grows back stronger (sometimes)
In practice, you frick around with this troony-adjacent type of bullshit with a bone this large and this much skew, you permanently frick bone density as a result, also you frick up your muscles because, in case you forgot which you did because you're moronic, they have to stretch/splice those b***hes over those several inches of post-pubertal growth too.
muscles grow pretty quick. I would be more concerned about the ligaments though
You know how neck and foot binding are actually fricking terrible for the backwards tribes that still do them? That's still done mostly in childhood and still ends up that bad.
6 months ago
Anonymous
Can't you just drink lots of milk to counteract it?
6 months ago
Anonymous
Not really.
6 months ago
Anonymous
Yes, but don't tell everyone or the milk prices will go up and make this procedure cost-prohibitive to lower-income manlets.
6 months ago
Anonymous
Yeah, milk regenerates broken bones always.
6 months ago
Anonymous
That logic is the same as defying a 100 meter fall by jumping up at the end
6 months ago
Anonymous
isn't that how you survive an elevator plummeting though?
6 months ago
Anonymous
basically, just duck and roll solves most problems
6 months ago
Anonymous
oh yeah i remember that move from parkour videos. you duck and roll right before hitting the ground after a long fall to break it so you dont get hurt
6 months ago
Anonymous
Only if you fill your lungs and mouth with oxygen to compensate before jumping
Why do I feel like this is horrible for your body?
If you get more than 1-2 inches it strains ligaments and muscles, which requires significant time invested in rehabilitation/training. When you get past 5-6 inches it can cause problems with movement and make injuries more common, but I don't know the specifics of what injuries happen more often.
People wouldn't do the procedure if it just turned them into a wheelchair bound cripple, so you can put what the other guy is saying directly into the trash
Also unless you have $70k+ USD you aren't getting this procedure done anyway
When you are older your joints are going to hurt like a b***h constantly. Also your legs will be even more fragile than before. Someone kicking your shin or accidentally slamming it into the side of something will instantly drop you.
How is this any different from the body naturally repairing a clean break/muscle tear? I don't see why physical therapy for a year and exercise to strengthen the legs couldn't negate these problems.
Asian and South American manlets gradually lowering the US' average height by shifting out kids faster says otherwise
6 months ago
Anonymous
*shitting
6 months ago
Anonymous
>natural selection dude
no it's all about money
you sound like a moron spewing nonsense about muh aryans master race
I never understand why you moron keep spamming "natural selection", tall people don't even have more kid than shorter people so this doesn't even work.
Also I'm 5.8, I will have a kid pretty soon and there is nothing you can do about it.
uh oh looks like i pissed off the freak show LMFAOOOO
6 months ago
Anonymous
bro you probably have an IQ of 80, don't talk about freaks.
I never understand why you moron keep spamming "natural selection", tall people don't even have more kid than shorter people so this doesn't even work.
Also I'm 5.8, I will have a kid pretty soon and there is nothing you can do about it.
People who are tall don't just have longer legs, you fricking idiot. Their body is proportional to their overall height. A taller person is also going to have a longer torso and longer arms.
ok you became a lil bit taller
now what? you life suddenly has obtained meaning? now you are not some moronic vain wageslave living his shitstain life for nothing?
this shit's always funny to me, if you think you have to change yourself in order to be loved you will always be fixated on changing something
quit being a gay, women will ignore you no matter who you are
>gaming new about a decade old game
also I knew a fricking autist that emulated jensen and might have been involved in some frickup when the internet went down nationwide big time a few years ago.
moronic, you can make characters 1km tall in games
scale dosnt exist in games, its always some form of abstract units with what ever accuracy you can afford
>LMAO MANLETS BTFO AND DEUS EX FANS ON SUICIDE WATCH
you keep posting this picture, but the dude would look fine if he got a better haircut and changed his entire bone structure
holy cope!
What a shame
Surgerylets BTFO. Take note, anons. This is your only way out of failure.
Why do I feel like this is horrible for your body?
Because it is, you will never be able to sprint or do barbell squats or any other athletic shit with your legs ever again.
why? they screw your knees into place or something?
I'm pretty sure the concern is with your legs snapping anon
They break your bones and stretch them out and them put braces on you to hold em in place.
How's that any different from having plating or whatever put into you to fix a fracture?
Because not only are they paying for it to be healed, they are paying them to break their legs for them in the first place. Seriously speaking I have no idea,
Imagine having the muscles in your legs stretched
Also makes your arms disproportionally short
muscles grow pretty quick. I would be more concerned about the ligaments though
Normally your bones develop over your lifetime from before you're even born and are actually made of ossified muscle essentially, so growing them wholesale (actually stretching them and letting the microfractures heal) makes brittle shitty weak bone that then has to rejoin.
In theory, you break a bone it grows back stronger (sometimes)
In practice, you frick around with this troony-adjacent type of bullshit with a bone this large and this much skew, you permanently frick bone density as a result, also you frick up your muscles because, in case you forgot which you did because you're moronic, they have to stretch/splice those b***hes over those several inches of post-pubertal growth too.
You know how neck and foot binding are actually fricking terrible for the backwards tribes that still do them? That's still done mostly in childhood and still ends up that bad.
Can't you just drink lots of milk to counteract it?
Not really.
Yes, but don't tell everyone or the milk prices will go up and make this procedure cost-prohibitive to lower-income manlets.
Yeah, milk regenerates broken bones always.
That logic is the same as defying a 100 meter fall by jumping up at the end
isn't that how you survive an elevator plummeting though?
basically, just duck and roll solves most problems
oh yeah i remember that move from parkour videos. you duck and roll right before hitting the ground after a long fall to break it so you dont get hurt
Only if you fill your lungs and mouth with oxygen to compensate before jumping
very disingenuous
If you get more than 1-2 inches it strains ligaments and muscles, which requires significant time invested in rehabilitation/training. When you get past 5-6 inches it can cause problems with movement and make injuries more common, but I don't know the specifics of what injuries happen more often.
People wouldn't do the procedure if it just turned them into a wheelchair bound cripple, so you can put what the other guy is saying directly into the trash
Also unless you have $70k+ USD you aren't getting this procedure done anyway
i dont do that shit anyway.
>the virgin looksmaxxer vs the chad manlet surgeon
doctor not doing this shit to himself is all you need to know about this "surgery"
I'm pretty sure he did actually
He did, but after the patient woke up and saw the doctor was still taller than him he ordered another one.
He did do it but he only did like 2 inches, he was 5’7 now he’s 5’9.
i think it would be pretty hard to operate on yourself anon especially if the surgery requires general anaesthetic
What long-term affects would this have on the body?
When you are older your joints are going to hurt like a b***h constantly. Also your legs will be even more fragile than before. Someone kicking your shin or accidentally slamming it into the side of something will instantly drop you.
How is this any different from the body naturally repairing a clean break/muscle tear? I don't see why physical therapy for a year and exercise to strengthen the legs couldn't negate these problems.
Because there is shit inside his legs that has been inserted for a purpose other than improving function
You lose ability to jump.
this shit is not worth it, just be happy with your height, don't let some Americans judge how you look
>just be confident bro
yeah just be confident
Americans are the sole reason why this earth is corrupted
natural selection working as intended by terminating your defective genes from the genepool is why everyone recoils in disgust when they see you
Asian and South American manlets gradually lowering the US' average height by shifting out kids faster says otherwise
*shitting
uh oh looks like i pissed off the freak show LMFAOOOO
bro you probably have an IQ of 80, don't talk about freaks.
>natural selection dude
no it's all about money
you sound like a moron spewing nonsense about muh aryans master race
I never understand why you moron keep spamming "natural selection", tall people don't even have more kid than shorter people so this doesn't even work.
Also I'm 5.8, I will have a kid pretty soon and there is nothing you can do about it.
i hate to break it to you, but its not just the americans that are laughing at you for being an ugly midget IRL
Trading 4 DEX and 4 CON for 2 CHA is a terrible deal anon
>just scoop the marrow out of your bones and replace it with a steel rod mate
>nothing bad is going to happen
These frickers always look weird and disproportionate because they're just stretching their legs but the rest of their body is the same as before.
the frick you think height is? imagine having all your height in your frickin torso
Tall people don't just have longer legs, on average almost everything is proportionately larger
People who are tall don't just have longer legs, you fricking idiot. Their body is proportional to their overall height. A taller person is also going to have a longer torso and longer arms.
ok you became a lil bit taller
now what? you life suddenly has obtained meaning? now you are not some moronic vain wageslave living his shitstain life for nothing?
women will love me
this shit's always funny to me, if you think you have to change yourself in order to be loved you will always be fixated on changing something
quit being a gay, women will ignore you no matter who you are
his wiener definitely got larger as well, what a chad
>manlet upgrade
>become armlet
it's joever
Why do I feel as though some magical height increasing pill is gonna be made before magical sausage enlargement pills
>gaming new about a decade old game
also I knew a fricking autist that emulated jensen and might have been involved in some frickup when the internet went down nationwide big time a few years ago.
laughed my ass off
oof
Why are some of you acting like this is something new? It's the same reason given as to why they replaced TC Carson as Kratos' voice
Adam "The Augmented Kekold" Jensen isn't related to Deus Ex
adam jensen is still most memorable character we got in this goyslop era of video games
>jensen is a manlet
OH
HE JUST LIKE ME
HE JUST LIKE ME FR
5'6 btw
>apparently, it was a lot of work to stretch me a couple inches.
humorchads always win in the end
Chuds are all under 5,4 confirmed
>expect actual bad news
>it's just fricking nothing
Well then. Next game is still probably going to be shit.
He makes fun of the situation tho, chad move
5'9 gang
meanwhile...
Imagine the smell
Even with his fat that guy could still probably lift a man and throw him like a ball. Don't diss stoutness.
>Landfill 2, twice the man Landfill 1 was
Unless the woman is pretty tall ,the guy isn't even that tall.
The average woman is 5.4 so the guy is probably 5.10 or 5.11.
Wait, he's 5'85
>6'7"
>Live in Japan
>Hate that I can't buy any weeb fashion
manlets don't know how good they got it
shell out for a tailor it's worth it
this, buy smaller clothes and add them together to make bigger clothes
Tailors can't fix clothing that is designed for manlet masses.
I do have 2 tailored suites however.
I'm only 6 ft 3, I should really look into this surgery as a super manlet.
brittle bone debuff is not worth it
Can't you just adjust the exported model to be taller? It's not like it matters right?
>random deus ex news in 2023
What gives
so they can post manlet rage bait, looks like it works
moronic, you can make characters 1km tall in games
scale dosnt exist in games, its always some form of abstract units with what ever accuracy you can afford
It's pretty bad for circulation too because your heart now has to pump blood slightly further than it has been over the entire lifespan.
5'7" 34 year old khv
It's never been so over
>see rare DEHR/MD thread
>get excited
>...
>
The day of the Manlet will be upon us soon. Tallgays will hang.