>LOL hey, so I've been playing Baldur's Ga-
SHUT UP. Just shut. The frick. Up. Holy FRICK this is a board of brainwashed NPCs. Never in my life have I seen such a transparent astroturfing attempt. You think you're special or unique? You're a fricking sheep.
FACT: The general populace are morons. There has literally never been anything that has been popular on a widespread scale that has been of genuine quality. Why do you think gatekeeping exists? If people had taste and didn't ruin franchises with their preferences, there'd be no GATE TO KEEP.
Have some respect for yourselves! You're no better than normies and their FOMO; "oh, my feed is full of this game, better play it so I can be part of the newest trend!" You vapid, vapid c**ts.
Everywhere I turn it's Shitdur's Gate this, Baldumb's Gay that. Who even the frick is Baldur anyway? Nobody gave a crap the first two times his gate opened. I feel like this is a gigantic psyop.
It's like the shitty Barbie movie which nobody was actually interested in but a combination of pandering and social media saturation created a social obligation to go and see it. I still haven't actually spoken to anyone in real life who's seen it, and I expect this game will be the same.
So stop fricking posting about it. 10-20 threads on every sodding platform I use. Evidently purchased.
Shall I be playing? I think not. I'll be sticking to my backlog of actual good games, thanks (I.e. things I've cultivated an interest for myself and not things the internet has told me to like.)
Grow a spine, you twats. Just say no.
tldr. youre as gay as astarion
astarion is canonically not homosexual though
lawl your super gay to!
i've never seen astarion say "i have a husband waiting for me" or "i had sex with my husband once uwu"
Near the end of his quest line you find a man named Sebastian that Astarion talks about being his first love. But every character is just canonically bisexual anyway.
The real issue is for some reason chuds think being bisexual is the same as being gay.
they really went far to hide the canonical homosexualry in the game huh
subversive c**ts
>his first love
You mean the first target he was sent out to bring back to be food (ritual fodder), he remembers him because he was his 'first kill' as it were.
Also, Astrarion has had both the homosexual or hetero fricked out of him long ago, 200 years as a slave will do shit to a Black person.
> The real issue is for some reason chuds think being bisexual is the same as being gay.
Do yourself a favor and never be the only bi in a room full of gays, they’ll hate you too
shut the frick up you colossal homosexual loser
>Waaahhh there are too many Baldur's Gate threads, why aren't people talking about anything else
>Makes Baldur's Gate thread instead of talking about anything else
Comfy Baldurs Gate thread?
Where are you guys at right now in the game? I'm working my way through the Underdark. Favorite area in the game so far by a long shot. Having a ton of fun.
Im in shadowlands, i like it, dont do gountlet aka mosoleum anons, dont go near it even.
House of healing issa oke, but if u go to musoleum thingy lot of npc die and side quests will be nuked.
I need infernal metal for best girl !!!!
The guy said he would tell us where he thinks some is
But he didn't tell us anything !!!!
I'm 12h into the game and my only companions are Gale and Shadowchud.
Gale said he wanted to show me magic so I said "Oh cool" and then he made it gay as frick so I killed him.
Shadowchud is a completely histrionic c**t and she's ugly as sin.
Gay vampire? Dead immediately, didn't even let him speak.
Lanky She-Hulk? Kept talking down to me, she's still stuck in a cage. Say please next time, moron. (c**t is not a personality)
I hired an Orc Paladin from Withers and my homie wears shiny red lipstick and eyeliner, but at least he doesn't try to suck my dick every time I talk to him.
This game is fricked and moronic.
I can't have a single personal interaction with any companion without it turning sexual. I just wanted to see Gale's cool magic tricks, but my only options in this super deep RPG are Sex or No sex.
I cannot get to know these characters without ending up with my dick in someone's ass.
Queergays are a fricking blight, everything has to be sex to them.
I also never feel like I can express myself, every time there's something political I'm forced to either say the leftist line or say nothing. What if I agree with the Druids kicking the Thieflings out? I have to go about it in some convoluted manner with no payoff dialogue. I wanted the head druid back in the grove and the thieflings out, I couldn't do that and have the game respond to it. inb4 muh pol boogeyman, imagine the grove was Wakanda and the thieflings were white new yorkers taking advantage of their hospitality to squat with no intention of ever leaving.
So glad I didn't pay for this, I would've been so mad.
> I wanted the head druid back in the grove and the thieflings out
You can literally do that you moron
You were 12h into the game a week ago. Are you really struggling that much?
I mean if I hated the game I wouldn't be in a hurry to play more either
>be me
>play Baldur's Gate 3
>think it's the best RPG I ever played
>go on Ganker to talk about it with fellow anons
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I AM A AAA DEV AND YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT IT! THERE IS NO HYPE! IT'S ALL ASTROTURFING! IT'S ALL FAKE! STOP THE COUNT! REEEEEEEEEEEEEE! IT'S ROCKSTAR LEVEL BULLSHIT! YOU CAN'T HAVE SUCH HIGH STANDARDS! IT'S UNFAIR THAT BALDUR'S GATE 3 IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN ANY AAA GAME WITHOUT ANY SCAM MONETARY EXTORTION! REEEEEEEEEEE
shut up AAA dev
Yeah but you only think it's the best because it's the only one you've fricking played moron, you have no crpg street cred get off the turf.
What's funny is if it was Rockstar level we would have an online mode with micro-transactions. Kind of glad it isn't the same thing and that AAA devs are moronic.
You already posted this
It's pasta, ignore it
Seething
It's just video games, moron. Go back on your meds
By the way, i'm playing Baldur's Gate 3 and it's fricking great. OP seems like he's having an aneurism.
Whoa thanks for the wake up call. I'm voting trump 2032
>You're nothing!
>You have no talent!
Hey Tav! Wanna see a magic trick?
Accurate.
Holy reddit spacing.
Also, sucks to be so miserable and not enjoy a quality game.
I wanna talk about the game im playing
some moron: 'You cant do that, this game cant have a good score because it has bear sex reeeeeee'. Shut the frick up. You are a dumb gorilla Black person. Do not visit bg3 threads. Go elsewhere. Stop trying to bring people down. Stop trying to have company while being misersble. Im going to astroturf your mom with my dick
Yeah we should be talking about shit games like elden meme!
I agree wholeheartedly with you and feel like you're British which adds an element of class to your statements. The consequences of this game and have been catastrophic for this board.
>brainwashed NPC
Just paid shills
>popular game is popular
>"WAAAAA I'M BIG homosexual OP! GIVE ME ATTENTION!!!"
MFW
>good game comes out
>people talk about it
>OMG WTF STOP TALKING ABOUT IT
great thread
>popular game comes out
>on a board that historically enjoys older cRPG style games
>lots of discussion around the first huge cRPG release in a long time
>SHILL!!!! MARKETING THREADS!!!! ITS ALL INORGANIC!!! SURE SEEMS ODD TO TALK ABOUT A GAME THIS MUCH, HUH?!?!
Didn't think it was possible to make something more overrated than The Witcher 3, a main line Zelda game, a Rockstar game or new big budget Fromsoft game but here we are.
Didn't read plus you're a homosexual
>if a lot of people like something, it's objectively bad!!!
moron
This is usually true. McDonald's, fidget spinners, TikTok.
Nice pasta. What better rpg released in the last 5 years?
I think one of the most braindead but amusing copes is "this thing is popular, therefore it's bad!"
Like, the irony is so transparent that you genuinely have to stop and think that YOU are the one missing something because nobody can be that stupid to contradict themselves to this degree.
You are criticising people for buying a game because it's popular, while in the same breath claiming that the game (which you haven't played) is bad because it's popular. You somehow missed the irony in this.
You let others dictate your opinions on something you haven't played, in the same way normies let others dictate their opinions (but at least they end up playing it to make up their own mind). You are in fact a worse version of that which you criticise.
kek
FOMO in a nutshell.
WHAT ARE THOSE GREAT RPGS THAT I SHOULD PLAY INSTEAD?
You're not wrong, OP. A LOT of anons went into this fully knowing it was made by an anti-White dev, and they're trying to be edgy by posting about it.
>anti-White dev
So in your opinion are Todd three times more anti-White?
BEAR BROKEN
Monk of magic fist
Holy shit, dude. That is some top-tier copium-huffing.
STOP LIKING BG3 israelite troony
It's pretty good, I can understand this being posted in something like a Diablo or blizz slop thread but not this.
>some no name wrpg
Of course Ganker would latch onto it
>SHUT UP. Just shut. The frick. Up. Holy FRICK this is a board of brainwashed NPCs. Never in my life have I seen such a transparent astroturfing attempt. You think you're special or unique? You're a fricking sheep. FACT: The general populace are morons. There has literally never been anything that has been popular on a widespread scale that has been of genuine quality. Why do you think gatekeeping exists? If people had taste and didn't ruin franchises with their preferences, there'd be no GATE TO KEEP. Have some respect for yourselves! You're no better than normies and their FOMO; "oh, my feed is full of this game, better play it so I can be part of the newest trend!" You vapid, vapid c**ts. Everywhere I turn it's Shitdur's Gate this, Baldumb's Gay that. Who even the frick is Baldur anyway? Nobody gave a crap the first two times his gate opened. I feel like this is a gigantic psyop. It's like the shitty Barbie movie which nobody was actually interested in but a combination of pandering and social media saturation created a social obligation to go and see it. I still haven't actually spoken to anyone in real life who's seen it, and I expect this game will be the same. So stop fricking posting about it. 10-20 threads on every sodding platform I use. Evidently purchased. Shall I be playing? I think not. I'll be sticking to my backlog of actual good games, thanks (I.e. things I've cultivated an interest for myself and not things the internet has told me to like.) Grow a spine, you twats. Just say no.