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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wtf, how could you crop out Elon Musk's famous response of "wow"?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Libcuck

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't understand you, please speak English.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      !

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        M Y P U S S Y I N B I O

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it seemed like a joke nobody was taking seriously

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hmm, it's almost as if they should have never scorned their core fans by moving away from turn-based combat. Atlus picked up where SE left off.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FF has like 2 games ever that were turn based.

      how about you stop outing yourself as someone who hasn't even played these games.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're a god damn moron.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ok, "command based combat" then. Stop being pedantic because you have no real counterargument

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >ackchually
        have a nice day

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        anons will hate this post because you spoke the truth.

        You're a god damn moron.

        ok, "command based combat" then. Stop being pedantic because you have no real counterargument

        subhuman intellect

        the games arent bad because they are or aren't turn based. (atb is not true turn based its arpg-lite) the games are bad because squeenix is beyond stupid with their game direction and since the beginning has done nothing to retain talent. these fricks have been running off everyone who makes them bank since the 80s. this comedy of errors and falling up has finally began to show itself. let square enix die. other games will fill the gaps just fine.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          anon. I've been waiting for a turn based FF since FFX in 2001. I'm still waiting. If this remake was fully turn based I'd buy it in a heartbeat just like I did DQ11. But it's not, so I won't. It is actually that simple.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >active battle time doesn't count as turn based. Why? uh....IT JUST DOESN'T OK!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >They had timers on the turns therefore not turn based!
        Wow gee I guess competitive chess isn't turn based either then.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        FF
        FFII
        FFIII
        Wow, I can already stop counting, you are already a homosexual

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're only outing yourself as an autist who thinks Atb doesn't fall under the turn based combat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Atlus picked up where SE left off.
      shatlus games sell like shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        PS5 copy needs to drop in price and ill pick it up. never played 3

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's great

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Larry already seething

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you spend more time in FF threads than you do playing your shitty menu simulators lol

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What's next gonna pull out the archive pic again

            good thing shatlus puts all their shovelware on gamepass or else they would be bankrupt

            Larry, you need your meds. Your obsession is going to give you a stroke.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >he says while he's in a SE thread
              have a nice day. your company is poor as shit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          kek we're up to Larry now when is Garry going to get here?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's on gamepass, moron. It already made it's money

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          good thing shatlus puts all their shovelware on gamepass or else they would be bankrupt

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Same way Dead Space did, right xister?
          Oh wait

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tried to get this deal but it sold out in like 2 seconds.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >published by Sega
        >goes on sale for $5 after 1 month
        many such cases

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But they make way more money than SE games
        Hmmmm

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          post their profit numbers.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why are you deflecting to Arcades when it isn't even a part of the conversation Larry?
            Persona/LaD is the topic in question. And all you need to know is that Persona costs less than 1/4 to make than a modern FF, so 2 million sales is a veritable mountain of cash.
            Reload is also largely an asset flip with HD models, and they spent virtually nothing on the Royal port. Sega made so much god damn money in the past 3 years it's not even funny, and this isn't even mentioning Yakuza.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >so 2 million sales is a veritable mountain of cash.
              too bad they couldn't even hit that while launching on 5 platforms.
              >Sega made so much god damn money in the past 3 years
              off the miku gacha. you realize they spent hundreds of milions on marketing their garbage right? And they could barely do 1 million sales accross PS4 and fricking PC

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >people finally getting sick of personahomosexualry
        the world is healing

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >cultists still seething this hard
          Final Fantasy will be dead in your lifetime

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          P5T also sold like complete dogshit. It's almost like the company is poor as shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is fake and im mad I cant get it at this price.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't recall Yuna ever being happy like that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Action combat is fine but spamming 1 button for the entire game isn't fine

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you be mashing 1 button in Rebirth? Are you thinking of 15 and 16?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >action combat is fine even though the source material was turn based
        FRICKING have a nice day Black person ITS NOT F I N E ITS FRICKING GAY

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Name one Action RPG that isn't spamming 1 button for the entire game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the game was literally not made for fans of the og. it ditched the og plot in favor of fujo autism, turn based combat, split it into 3 because they're incompetent and greedy. anyone willing to buy the third instalment ought to commit sudoku

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The OG is a boring game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        original game was garbage, the remakes at least make them playable and not be eye and ear vomit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          t. born after 2003

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Born in 1997 and agree with him aside from the graphics. FF7 has the worst combat system I've ever experienced.

            Hmm, it's almost as if they should have never scorned their core fans by moving away from turn-based combat. Atlus picked up where SE left off.

            It would have sold far worse with turd-based combat.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >original game was garbage
          Then no need to make another one.
          Fricktard.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The issue isn't the gameplay but everything else. The more realistic style, the Marvel tier writing, the fujoshit pandering the censorship and other woke shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hate troonys, gays, black people and israelites - and yet I liked rebirth. They seem to be expertly playing a balancing game that is even satisfying for a chud like me.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I hate troonys, gays, black people and israelites - and yet I liked rebirth.
          Yeah, sure you do.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You really need to work on your falseflagging, unless that's ironic shitposting. It's hard to tell nowadays.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you miss the part where they're working on XVI-2?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is a fake tweet dumbfrick. Googled XVI-2 and nothing came up. Literal fake news mouthbreathing moron. Square also already said they're fast tracking R3 for 2027.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nice cope

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Post the source then.

            source:

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Three-make was promised to investors so they have to make it now. Like how they had to make Forspoken DLC even though fewer people played it than IPs in this thread.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            So OP's tweet is fake and gay as frick. That's for confirming.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick are you talking about. Maybe they shouldn't have stretched a single game into three. It never works and never will.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      should've made a faithful remake including turn based battles

      Are people really pretending Remake and most especially Rebirth's combat isn't 100x better in every single way than the OG's combat?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        moment to moment combat maybe, but i think the overall progression of skills and materia are better in the original.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Are people really pretending Remake and most especially Rebirth's combat isn't 100x better in every single way than the OG's combat?

          >Nobody reply to my shitty bait
          >I-i-il-i-i'll samegay! T-th-that will work!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >skills and materia
          Outside of the broken combos being absent, its the same. They even thought about stuff in Remake and added shit like Auto-Unique Ability, Auto-Weapon ability, Item Economizer just to remember a few that took issues of Remake and fixed them via Materia system. I'd say the only hurdle for part 3 to tackle is maybe some new equipment slot or materia that wouldn't take a slot cause some of them are mandatory to make the AI do shit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >overall progression of skills and materia are better in the original
          In what way? Because I don't see it. Both the actual combat and materia system are superior in Remake. In the OG everyone basically played the same but now each character have their own style and strategy. Remake overall combat system is leagues much more advanced and tactical than the original in literally every way. Especially on Hard mode the game pushes you to make builds you didn't even thought it could be possible.... Of-course you could beat any hard fight now using that shitty method people found by spamming Brumal Form if you want to ruin the experience.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        better combat than any other game out there tbhu.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fatlus's brain overheats when they have to do things in real time

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fatlus's brain overheats when they have to do things in real time

        Your game is dead, shills.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Part 3 is already in development, tendie.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        FF7 had a huge problem where the game was filled with generic enemy encounters that were obviously no threat to the player but took the better part of a minute to clear due to slow attack rates with overly flashy animations against enemies with too much health.

        Rebirth "solved" that problem and made it "better" in that 'the better part of a minute' is now 'five minutes'

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The combat isn't the hang up, you fricking moron. It's the fan fiction Marvel tier story, split into three games, the absolute disgust the devs have the original, and fricking up basic story telling elements to top it all off.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >IT'S THE MARVEL TIER STORY
        >NORMIES HATE MARVEL AND IT'S MONEY HOLE FRANCHISE

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          People wanted Final Fantasy VII, not The Avengers

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >He thinks capeshit is still popular
          Typical FF7 boomer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The combat is very ass though you must admit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It was very bad in FF7R1.

          They actually improved the dodging, mobility, air combat, added a timed guard ect.
          Now enemy attacks have actual thought and design behind them and you can avoid taking damage just like KH2.

          The combat still isn't good though. You hit a boss 3 times and then a cutscene plays.
          They are really apposed to letting you actually play a video game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Square Enix has made plenty of JRPGs with turn based combat. Buy them and play them or watch the streamers who play them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Also recommend some good jrpgs instead of gatekeeping them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Action replacing turn-based wouldn't be bad if it were good action design, also I see far more b***hing about the AU fanfic story, gay-teasing and third-world asset outsourcing than anything else.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There was no outsourcing.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      core fans arent enough to make games profitable now

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just want to let you know that modern twitter pays people for making posts that reach the highest amount of people as possible which is why you see constant misinformation and cumstains like OP blindly believing slop like this so you'll loo it up and see if it's real by checking the actual tweet, just getting those morons paid

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You cropped out the part where he commited sudoku right at the meeting.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope OP emulates him just to see how it played out.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "It just doesn't work"

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    real

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    schizos working overtime

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But in this case they are going to just not give you the ending for time janitor adventures. Just like they did with 15 because it flopped.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even have any skin in the game, haven't played since like ff8 and I can tell this is a huge cope

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i could believe the first half but you made it too obvious

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why would they make it PS5 exclusive who the frick is buying a ps5 for this shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      theres no reason you should have a PS5 right now. every new gen you go with the winner of the previous gen's console just to have it asap, and that means owning a PS5.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They think their game moves consoles like in the PS2 or ps1 era

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >remake of game 7 part 2 was bad
    >let's make game 16 part 2 instead
    what did he mean by this?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Means not enough people bouth the new FF7 game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        or we aren't morons buying a game cut in 3 parts

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >final fantasy 16-2
    lmao this company is such a joke holy shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its fake you fricking absolute moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >FF7 fanboys in charge of knowing how to read
      no wonder why you think rebirth is kino

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is what happens when you israelite your game across multiple installments
    Pretty sure it cratered's SC2's popularity too until they made the online F2P so far into the protoss part

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We like XVI now? This board is filled with bipolar homosexuals.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      reddit hates FFXIV so we must do the opposite

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >reddit hates FFXIV so we must do the opposite
        I thought Reddit loved FFXIV?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you are just getting baited moron.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its exclusive to only one shitty locked down PC instead of all PCs. It deserves to die.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Atluschads, we can't stop winning!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      even yakuza slop outsold your demake

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >AC6 outsold Elden Ring in Japan

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Impressive, very nice.
        Now let’s see Nintendo’s stats

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://www.gamesindustry.biz/final-fantasy-7-rebirth-leads-surge-of-new-hits-japan-monthly-charts
          >However, Square Enix beat Nintendo when it came to revenue, generating ¥3.1 billion ($20.1 million) at retail in March compared to the Switch firm's ¥2.9 billion ($18.8 million). Square Enix accounted for exactly 25% of the month's retail revenues, meaning ¥1 out of every ¥4 was spent on its games, and ended Nintendo's eight-month streak at the top.
          if you insist

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        slea only matter if you recoup the cost if you make 10 million but spent 9 million its not worth the effort you stupid frick

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Japs actually bought hogwarts legacy
        Never expected them of all countries to like harry potter

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >go woke make ba-ACK
    You love to see it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how the frick did final fantasy go woke?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          is adding Black folk really going woke?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              and some more Black folk too

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She's really cute, man they do black's well.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I wish Barret wife was white instead just to get some more Ganker seethe.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >dry Black folk and niggresses in the same screen with Beltan Zipper gays
              even if I wasn't racist I'd hate the clashing aesthetics

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kind of, but adding a recurring gay couple as background npcs is definitely going woke.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why are you discussing with morons who didn't even play the original. 7 always had blacks in it

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >7 always had blacks in it
              Barrett was more than enough
              And he looked kinda cool
              Plus, no Black person women in OG 7

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Theres a difference between characters that just so happens to be black and then theres adding Black folk to fill an agenda.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Adding black people to a village is Le woke but satisfying your BBC fetish is “normal”? Youre gonna sneed to explain this.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The difference is whatever the glavset drones tell me. I am very docile and moronic.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, they but a lot of Black folk as quest giver.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          AYO CLOUD

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes

          LMAOOOOOO this moron just couldn't wait to dump her folder. keep fighting the good fight sis you got this 🙂

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Even more Black folk in FF

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            take your meds schizo

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          AYO CLOUD
          *LIPS SMACKING*

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Of course, I will reply in English.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Sure, please provide the post you'd like me to respond to.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >AYO YOOO CRACKA YO GOT ON THEM MATERIA?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Looks better than most moms of Gankertards

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I’d rather see this laydeh than the reddit spouter

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        is adding Black folk really going woke?

        Least disingenuous shill wienerbawd

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    source:

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a good source

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      source?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you mind if I explore this source further? I'd like to take my time with it and dig deep.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        princess garnett from ff9

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      soft

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hips could be a bit wider

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not too big, not too soft. Just right

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not even remotely believable

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit I can't believe Square would cancel part 3 of their baby

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a concerning amount of braindead morons ITT

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >16-2
    I heard it will be 13-4

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was 14-88?

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No matter what the figures were Ganker would call it a flop. But me and my allies, some of whom are in this very thread, would call it a success no matter what. So I guess it balances out.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I need to know the numbers so that I can tell if it was financially successful or not. If it is then I get to gloat and pretend I liked the game but if bad I will get to dogpile and laugh at their failure.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    barry fricking won

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MPBP

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just like the original FF7!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What powers these cellular towers?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          uhhh the uhhhhhh mako lifestream cetra magic i aint gotta explain shit

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    After such a muddled ending they need to hope people are still hyped and interested for the conclusion four fricking years from now.

    Wonder what zoomers think of the series? What did they think of Sephiroth? Remake starts sucking his dick, parading him around right out the gate assuming you'll be impressed. Wonder if it made any impression on people who never played the original.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What did they think of Sephiroth?
      I once read a zoomer comment that Sephiroth is "sans undertale for boomers"

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wtf I played on an easy difficulty and the game was justb utton mashing!
    Great argument to design games like fromsoft does: no difficulty select, instead make the game harder/easier depending on your build. So gays who just wanna button mash will play a mage and be happy, and gays who want more will play something else for the challenge. If you put a difficulty select on people will pussy out and select a difficulty too low for them

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SE is fricking doomed

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nomura is frickng finished

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I already got the platinum. Now I'm watching Aerith play the game.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >BLM
    >StopAsianHate
    troll account

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Braves finna BTFO the Cheatstros.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >6-1
        How will Houston ever recover?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm not here to fit in this world
      >Whole personality is whatever is being pushed by MSM
      Lol, lmao even

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If Rebirth had sold well, no one would take this fake tweet seriously and it wouldn't have been made in the first place.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >doomposters are now literal schizos
    Grim

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In a few weeks SE will have its annual shareholder meeting and this fake image will become a reality mostly

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > this fake image will become a reality mostly
      Is that what Snuffles the stuffed bear on your imaginary teaparty squad told you?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You just can't *not* make part 3. I can't think of a single other well known IP that got cancelled 2/3rds of the way through. (Half Life 3 but it doesn't count)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It won't become a reality because there's zero chance they cancel part 3. It would unironically destroy any good will Squeenix still has.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >there's zero chance they cancel part 3

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          FF7 Afterbirth is the Takanashi Kiara of vidya

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yikes. Those are harsh words anon.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The truth is the truth

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Baesed

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Back to /wsg/ troon

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >cancel ff7 part 3
    good that this shit got canned
    >focus on sequel to even worse selling ff16
    wtf is wrong with SE

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're still moronic just slightly less moronic than before0.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      16 sold more than Rebirth

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No shit after it is a PS5 temporary exclusive and after the disaster that was 16. Who was buying PS5s going "I can't wait for more FF content?" Only the mentally ill. This just gives Microsoft more leverage to buy SE.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As someone born in 99 and as someone who only played flash games until 20, final fantasy 7 was always the big bro game that I knew I had to play one day.
    You would think that the remakes would be made for someone like me, a new and improved version to play the old games for newcomers, but not only do they look boring to me, they actively make me loss interest in trying out the original too.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Square Enix really shot themselves in the foot...

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You love to see it, hopefully Nomura gets fired too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he didn't direct rebirth
      >inb4 "b-b-but he's a project co-director"
      he didn't direct rebirth, troon. firing anyone for the remake project would mean laying off the entire senior final fantasy staff members still at the company, you moron.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Remake part 3 is still cancelled chuddy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Posts game where Nomura designed the main villain.
      Xenoblade 2 fans simply cannot stop being the most moronic people in the world.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The villain designs in 2 suck anyway

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not buying a dictionary to read this shit, speak in human next time.

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's based that their cancelling Demake 3, but why the frick would you make a sequel to shitsteen? You want money SE? Finish XV's DLC.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is Ganker so fricking low iq as a board

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the/misc/ of blue boards

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, that's Ganker

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ganker are nobel prize winners compared to Gankerajeets

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ah shit this homie pulled out the chart from 2010

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yes it's only gotten worse

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      still better miles better than /lgbt/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seeing this thread has made me realize just how lacking in mental acuity the salessissies and doomposters are.

      Its affirming, really.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WE KNOW ITS FAKE moron WE JUST LIKE TO SHIT ON YOU'RE FAILURE OF A GAME

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >on you are failure

          Yup, real affirming.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >WE [SCHIZOBABBLE]
          concession accepted

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker consistently falls for fake articles. If a fake article is powerful enough ragebait, sometimes it takes over 100 posts before someone points out that the article doesn't exist.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mostly Hispanic userbase. Please understand.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fake quote
    This mentally ill shizo doomposter is getting desperate. kek

    Enjoy your GOTY, Jimbo. 🙂

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >still lost

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Persona is carried by its brand. Normies play Persona simply because it's cool to like it. Notice how other turd-based JRPGs by Atlus like SMTV and SH2 sell worse than FFXVI without the Persona bonus. If somebody made a dating sim jrpg with school escapism and j-action combat it would bury Persona 5.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Persona is carried by its brand
          And Final Fricking Fantasy, the most overrated IP in the history of gaming, isn't carried by the brand?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's next gonna pull out the archive pic again

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >userscore
          No one gives a shit

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You clearly give a shit about choking on journo dick

            [...]
            [...]
            Larry, you need your meds. Your obsession is going to give you a stroke.

            Any good rapes lately you little gay ?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You are the one posting Metacritic scores first. Fricking schizoid I swear.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe try following the reply chain next time homosexual.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nathan why are you so desperately trying to frame your boogeyman for your own rape threats?

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    good!

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Take a game beloved for its story and turn based gameplay
    >Change the story and gameplay to update it for Modern Audiences (multiverse meta deconstruction bullshit)
    >Wonder why it doesn’t sell
    All they had to do was give the core game a graphical overhaul.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FFXVI was a better game than Rebirth honestly

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    MAybe they should have just made one game and they wouldn't have had to cancel anything?

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sony and EGS paid for the full development and marketing budgets of the remake trilogy

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be OP
    >find funny bait on twitter
    >crop it so it looks more legit and less like twitter
    >people keep saying you're the guy who wrote
    >can't stop laughing at all the bait taken

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Another idiot joining the community

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >mfw I 100% FF7 Rebirth
        >mfw I think it's a fantastic game
        >mfw I still think it's hilarious to trigger the ff7gays

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Probably the first smart decision SE has made in years.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >introduce an overabundance of Blacks into your anime big-tiddy/blond-twink frick-fantasy """RPG""" for autistic young men and """women"""
    >sales drop
    >series ruined

    What does it mean?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cloud becoming a gay kpop twink was just as bad as everything else.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm pretty sure Cloud is secretly bi. Even in the original game he clearly had a man crush on Zack and Sephiroth.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://streamable.com/d7u1xc

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so we wont get to know how the game ends?

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine paying for this shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >At least based Japan is safe from ESG diversity characters

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      first time ive seen this image in particular

      the gays keep invading, smite them God

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >even the japanese are making fun of your ugly models

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      right. Because the original FF7 moogles weren't totally ugly and weird too.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Then release it on Xbox you sperg, the extra sales would fund it, oh your a stooge and trying to sell Playstations not games oh well

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/JeffGrubb/status/1779970875741045129

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What was Pik4’s budget, 1/10’s of Rebirth? This is why Nintendo is the richest company in Japan and Sony is dying.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nomura said in an interview that for Rebirth's theme he specifically wanted English lyrics.

    So it was made specifically for dumb westerners.

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has Max Dood killed himself yet?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nah he said it was his favorite game ever made, literally. It is pretty good, ngl

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder how much he got payed to spout that shit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >payed

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker is so much more unhinged nowadays

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i believe you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hey man

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just make a movie for part 3. They've already shown that they're not going to do anything interesting gameplay wise for the last one. I'd rather just save my time than slog through 60 hours of ubisoft tier slop.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That would be the funniest downgrade in history. Worse than TV shows that get cancelled and have their stories finish as a graphic novel. Dump the movie straight to Crackle or some other Z tier streamer while they’re at it.

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >alienate the core fans that asked for a remake for 20 years for the phantom NEW AUDIENCE'

    Idiots run Square, remember when they nearly killed the company making a movie.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember when Sakaguchi did that, yes.

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this another thread for all the haters to circlejerk

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes Jimbo and all 20 of his personalities

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fake nonsense
    You have some pretty serious mental issues.

    Get lost, you bozo.

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good. Frick post 2000 final fantasy, theyre ALL shit after that year.

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://twitter.com/JeffGrubb/status/1779970875741045129

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >console exclusive
    >selling like shit
    How is this newsworthy?

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Xbox cucks going thermonuclear because Rebirth clearly did well
    kek

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >obviously fake
    >some people still pretending its real and having actual conversations
    this place feels like a sanitarium sometimes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is just Jimbo and all 20 of his personalities shitposting from their hut in India.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're running out of material, Jimbo.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I always enjoy when he goes "n-no, that BING BING WAHOO meltdown wasn't me, it was a falseflag!" and then trots out the exact same images he used 4 years ago.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker is 90% illiterates and bots

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >genuine morons will believe anything they see immediately
    I'm not surprised

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is the same crowd that saw 2.2million daily active users and equated that with total sales

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder from where they even get the data? Because think about it, if it had 2 million active players the game must have sold bonkers. Either that or the data is fake. And we know for fact the game didn't sell well because Square are quiet about it. Steam had 2 million active players only once in its lifetime with Palworld and that game sold like 20 millions.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Number includes demo.

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    should've made a faithful remake including turn based battles

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      post your octopath progress

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You guys are idiots.
    Reason part 2 sold so little is because:
    1. People are waiting for the Complete edition, all three games together
    2. PS exclusive for now. No one plays on consoles in 2024, especially PS and Xbox.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ah yes gamers and their famous self control waiting 10 years for a trilogy to finish to buy it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Real gamers have huge backlogs. We're in no rush.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but I am in fact doing that. Why would I buy a video game that ends with shitty cliffhangers that mean I have to replay it before the next one comes out?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This, I don't watch movies or read books with cliffhangers either until the sequels come out because I'm a fricking moron

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >NOOOO YOU HAVE TO PLAY THE 200 HOUR JRPG ONCE EVERY 4 YEARS
            No, I will play it once when the story is completed and part 3 releases. You are the moron, and my equipment and gear will transfer over, and a soulful PLEASE INSERT DISC 2 will pop up on the screen.
            Stay mad.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Sure bro. Your virtue signaling ass ain't doing shit lol

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Game flops
    >Focus on making sequel to game that flopped harder

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you know it sounds crazy but it's what modern Square would do

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Remake flopped
      Keep on telling yourself that, Jimbo. Remake must be nearing 8 million by now.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek the 7 million unit flop
        that's quite the feat

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why the urge to see this game fail?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it triggers the XV schizo, see how mentally unhinged he gets like

      You clearly give a shit about choking on journo dick

      [...]
      Any good rapes lately you little gay ?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah Barry saw that black NPCs existed in the game made by pajeet devs and he has been melting down for 2 months straight over it
        meanwhile he is as melinated as they are and completely filled with hate for his own genetics

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Why the urge to see this game fail?
      So spags like this one

      it triggers the XV schizo, see how mentally unhinged he gets like [...]

      get to samegay all day, everyday.

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ryu ga Gotoku midboss lookin' motherfricker

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe try putting it on a platform where people will actually buy it instead of making it exclusive for a console only owned by NPCs who need to buy the newest consoles just to play Fortnite and normalgay sport shit.

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the absolute butt annihilation this would cause. Please mister chang, do it.

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Final Fantasy was okay when it was doing "4 homies in a row" better than anyone else at the time which was a very brief window. The story isn't compelling, the characters aren't interesting and it didn't really do anything innovative. The remakes are no different.
    The only reason anybody gives a frick about these games is nostalgia.

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who was the genius that thought 3 whole fricking games was smart? The story isn't even the same as the original. Jesus fricking christ.

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Asian Dwight Schrute

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >canceling a flop to focus on another flop
    sensacional

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Final Fantacuck fans

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      can't wait for metaflop to bomb

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Metaphor out of nowhere
        Meds, Larry

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what are you doing here? you have 2 shill threads to bump for your garbage

          [...]

          [...]

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Larrytroony, you lost and got raped 😉

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Your meltdown won't change this game success. Enjoy when your shitty demake loses all awards.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >won't change this game success.
              it's only success is that they put the garbage on gamepass day one. It will sell less than unicorn overlord

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Remake one game into three parts
    >Sell for £69.99 each
    >£209.97 for a bloated rehash of one game
    How is this not self inflicted

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >rebirth sets sales records
    >beats unicorn overlord
    >square beats nintendo in revenue
    >barryposters seethe and create bait OPs
    I love it
    please continue seething 😉

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >rebirth sets sales records
      when did this happen

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >rebirth sets sales record
      LMAO, THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF DELUSIONAL FINAL FANTASY FANBOYS

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish they would do pt 3 just to twist the knife a bit, ya know? Really teach them how badly they fricked up what should've been a no brainer
    The moment they decided to deviate from a 1:1, they doomed themselves for failure
    S
    Rip in poverty

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      doing CPR wrong.
      you're meant to have a defib set up and on stand by and you're meant to remove any clothing from the chest area.

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will orgasm ceaselessly for 7 years if FF7-3 gets cancelled
    Holy shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same. More realistically I'll laugh and shitpost at snoys and squeenix for a few hours then go back to fapping.

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't believe this shit. you know the their going to have to use nintendo as a last minute ditch effort with the Switch successor.

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >”we’re considering not making shit to make shit-2”
    DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT IS RIGHT IN FRICKING FRONT OF YOU YA STUPID CHINK asiatic homosexual

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    while fake, part1 should have ended on the boat fight with jenova, and no sephiroth fights. (take out filler)
    and part2 should have had rocket town, bone village, part of wutai at the minimum, and maybe ppl woulda been more excited.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fake
      The cancellation is confirmed real, the 16 sequel is fake.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i have a feeling intergrade 2 will have rocket town and bone valley. part iii will have wutai and north crater, return to midgar and submarine fights.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Intergrade 2 isn't happening. The whole party is together, so no reason to make a mini-DLC when its time to focus on the main shit. Also lines up with them wanting this out in 3 years.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          then what

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They realize super ambitious 3 parter remakes are fricking stupid and make safe games forever onwards?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Maybe they should take people needing to eat into account instead of charging $210 total for a remake?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yikes brokie spotted

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                if they could, the entire industry would be charging $210 per game

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think Midgar being stretched to legit 40 hours burned too many people willing to ignore it being a 3 parter. If you didn't like Remake you probably skipped Rebirth. If you hear the praise Rebirth gets, you also hear you are required to play Remake so they don't play either.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        -Rocket town
        -Wutai (which honestly feels like its going to be 2 parts in itself)
        -Bone Village
        -Actually exploring Forgotten capital.
        -Fort Condor
        -Icicle Inn
        -Midel

        Not to mention the underwater of the ocean. theres a LOT to cover, and I doubt we're going to get it all. bone/capital are mostly likely just not going to be explorable.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >and submarine fights.
        Those are 100% not coming back

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, Part 1 should have ended at Aerith's death, and it should have only been a 2 part game.

      Either that, or Rebirth should have ended after Cloud gave Sephiroth the Black Materia at the Northern Crater, and had the party start off at their lowest point come part 3

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        of course id want it to go that far, but at that point, id rather they had it as a single game

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I mean ideally, but since Square obviously needs the money after all their flopped western projects, and some of their mediocre japanese ones id assume they would have pushed for multiple games no matter what. At leastm ake it not paced like fricking dog piss

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would have been believable except for the "lets focus on the game that flopped harder instead" kek

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >why don't people like our reimagining of our most beloved game with moronic Kingdom Hearts shit shoehorned into it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's really not Kingdom Hearts though. It's cerebral but easy enough to follow. Kingdom Hearts is just pants on head moronic. If there's any other game to compare Rebirth to it's Chrono Cross. The main conceit is almost ripped off of that wholesale.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dog, it has literal alternate realities and mako reality bullshit, that intersect in moronic nonsensical ways. All they have to do is make a spinoff set in someone's dream and it'll be practically 1:1.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bro the zack segments already take place within a dream

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > It's cerebral

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nostalgiaslop vs real game with an actual story
    gee, i wonder which one will be more appealing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      funny because every franchise still getting games nowdays are shit and only sells more because of brand name even if they are shit

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sell a game in parts
    >don't finish it
    shit publishers expectations are always
    >most sold game ever
    to every new game

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    holy shit, look all those morons.
    good job OP

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *look at all that samegayging

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bros turn on the tv it doesn't matter what cchannel
    israel just announced the earth's oxygen supply will be depleted in 20 minutes

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If the homies be not in a row, no interest will I show.

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SE finally making some good business decisions

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any real source besides twitter ?

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol they wouldn't do that because people would burn down their fricking office

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so it'll never happen of course, but if FF as an IP got sold, who would you want to buy it? fromsoft?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no one. Rebirth is the best game of all time. Hamagodchi will save gaming as we know it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the last thing the world needs is more fromslop i-frame spam garbage

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alicesoft

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ubisoft, so they can run it into the ground.

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey
    Basically I'm just not gonna buy a PS5
    I know.... UGH I know ..... I'm sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    It's just that I'm not gonna buy one is all
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it only sold 230 billion copies
    >our expectation was that it would sell 400 trillion
    Outside of ff14 is Square ever happy with sales figures?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure the AAA game industry operates on Hollywood accounting these days where basically nothing ever makes a profit on paper.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That would explain why a shit ton of developers are making lay offs left and right for the last year.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          current business meta is buying out studios, firing all staff, liquidating assets, giving yourself a raise, and retiring

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Must feel great wrecking a company and getting a golden parachute out of it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No because Square Enix cannot manage a budget for larger projects. Instead of releasing FFXV as a stand alone game, they made it into a very shit multi media project. Im sure a game like FFXV would have at least been a bit more profitable, still shit, but profitable, if they didnt feel the need to release dumb movies and shit

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's real
    OH NO NO NO NO, WHAT WILL AFTERBIRTHSISTERS DO NOW

  109. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >finish your critically acclaimed trilogy
    or
    >a sequel to the game no one likes
    >choose to make the shitty sequel to your critically panned new game
    Actual mental moronation.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's fake you moron.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how can idiots be so moronic

  110. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Now I will never know if my wife is dead or just traveling the multiverse...
    That bastard b***h Jimbo is behind this. I just know it.

  111. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Pretty sure its just poor wording. They probably meant 2 million people launched and played the game launch day, not all at the same time

  112. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What amazes me is that it’s not just one side that’s completely braindead. Both the pro Remake anons and the anti Remake anons are pants-on-head moronic. It’s probably because Ganker is 99% third worlders t b h.

  113. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Turn ATB onto wait which is the default option half the fricking time anyway
    WOW LOOK ITS TURN BASED
    fricking moron

  114. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >larry melty kino
    turnbased persona 4 has a 93 (rebirth has a 92) metascore btw.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Persona 4 is the last good game that shit company has made.

  115. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Means the next one is going to sell even worse, which means they aren't going to put in much effort, which means the thirds is already DOA

  116. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fake tweet thread
    >344 replies
    Ganker is actually the most moronic place on the internet like holy frick you Black folk all pretend to be so smart and think OP is real, i'm fricking done with this moron infested shithole see you all tomorrow

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek theres no real rebirth thread so ive been shitposting over here

  117. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is there an obvious samegay so desperate to debunk this news? It's already known that Rebirth flopped, this isn't that much of stretch.

  118. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *Reddened Eyes
    *Pained Facial Expression*
    Why is there an obvious samegay so desperate to debunk this news? It's already known that Rebirth flopped, this isn't that much of stretch.

  119. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The amount of seethe squeenix produces merely by existing is glorious

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go back to your roleplay in Limsa, demented fanboy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Case in point

  120. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be not turnbased xvi
    Flop
    >be not turnbased: rebirth
    Flop harder
    >be not turnbased xvi-2
    Finally die

  121. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Fake screen cap with no source and 352 responses
    Are you all moronic? Did you not think it strange there was no link to an article or any reference in the picture?
    Have collective I.Q. scores dropped over the last ten years to that of a slug?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we are not here for serious reasons

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's basically true in every way except literally

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      everybody knows the score with doomsissy threads, let them have their baby playtime

  122. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There was never any doubt.
    The 10/10 FFXVI produced extremely strong sales results for SE that attracted young players to the Final Fantasy series.
    As expected of Yoshi-P and CBU3.

  123. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    real?

  124. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fake image. You made it too obvious, 16-2 hasn't even been hinted.

  125. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how is everyone still doom posting this game? i got bored with it after famitsu 3. it's not even fighting back anymore.
    it just feels mean spirited at this point.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm just here for Larry/Eric vs Jimbo/Barry.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there's 4?
        how many fricking boogiemen have you skitzo morons created at this point?

        only one of those definitely exists and posts here but 99% of the time he's mentioned it's not even him, it's just some random anon criticising Square.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Okay Larry/Jimbo. Typing in all lowercase can't fool me.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Found Larry lmao

            If you're not taking the piss, you homies are beyond help, you know that.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Fatlus's brain overheats when they have to do things in real time

              >1+ minute
              Larry, stop it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Found Larry lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Same tbh
        There's no kino like Ganker FF schizo shitposter kino

  126. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If it's not real, why won't Square Enix debunk it with an official sales update? They were incredibly proud of 3 million sales of FFXVI.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They were incredibly proud of 3 million sales of FFXVI.
      And what did that get them?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Posting a picture from a clickbait Californian who reads Kotaku as his source
        Jesus anon, just admit you eat shit next time it'd be a lot quicker to read.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not sure what kind of thread you think you're in, but shit is the main course.

  127. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *bulging eyes*
    *stained clothes*
    If it's not real, why won't Square Enix debunk it with an official sales update? They were incredibly proud of 3 million sales of FFXVI.

  128. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sells millions
    >still not enough
    greedy fricks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's not how profits work anon. They needed at least 5 million in sales to make back what they spent on development. I don't know if you noticed from the Bahamut fight but the game was very expensive to make.

  129. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The fact everyone shits on the remake for the most petty, incorrect reasons makes me think you gays deserve this shit.
    The real reason it's bad is the AAA standard game dev practices like QTEs, MASSIVE file size for a pathetic amount of content, tone-deaf writing, obliteration of the original plot and misunderstanding of why people liked it, and to top it all off, they split ONE game into THREE volumes to make you pay THREE TIMES THE PRICE.

    But no, make up stupid bullshit like "it's bad because it's not turn based" or "it's bad because it's not anime enough."
    Frick you, you deserve this trash heap of a franchise.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Pathetic amount of content
      It's a 200 game you schizo weeb

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We should have listened.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why did he break down in tears?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rebirth has virtually no QTEs outside of the rhythm games, in which case what the frick else were you expecting?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >press triangle to watch long boring animation of cloud doing house chores.
        is not a QTE technically but it is complete fricking garbage designed to waste the players time.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Rebirth has virtually no QTEs
        except in all emotional cutscenes, completely shitting on the tone such as the flashback or saving Aerith you lying homosexual.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lmfao okay you got me there, I forgot the 2 times in the 130 hours that the game asks you to hold down L2 for Snoystaton's mandated haptics gameplay. My mistake.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            take a long walk off a short pier

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Rebirth has virtually no QTEs

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What exactly is QUICK or TIMED about this? It doesn't even change anything.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Actually you ended up being even more moronic than those you are callling out

  130. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just needed to do fancy graphics and tifa's breasts should have remained huge. Everything else should have stayed the same or you could even saved aerith. And who wins in the end? the shills? They do it for it. Cucksand OMG BAZINGAs will still buy the game as it did sell some copies but like any over the top major franchise, it's record or bust.
    People got a taste of the shitshow from the first one. Second one didn't do as well. Not surprised.
    Woke is leads to broke and what it doesn't broke it heavily damages sales and reputation.

  131. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rebirth was great

  132. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HAHAHAHAHAHA YES FRICK YOUR DEMAKES, FRICK BIG SUITS, FRICK YOUR MODERN GOYSLOP, FRICK YOUR SOULESS MODELS AND STERILE REALISTIC CHARACTER DESIGN FRICK YOU FRICK YOU FRICK YOU I HOPE ANAL FANTASY DIES IN A FIRE

  133. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jimbo should go back to posting Cado edits. That thread was the hardest I laughed in a while.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If I knew what you were talking about I would post it, but my alter ego must have been running amok while I was asleep.
      Hopefully the local Jimbo historian can fill me in on what I've been up to while I was asleep.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        omg hi jimbo hiiiiiiii

  134. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used to be mad about the remake/rebirth not being 1:1, but then I started treating it as an AU/fleshing out of the FF7 world, and I had a frickton more fun with it. Not mad anymore, genuinely enjoyable.

  135. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker literally believes anything you post here these days

  136. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Christ I new this c**t would be useless. He looks like a slimey sort of chink

  137. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >FF16-2
    Booooo. Let Yoko Taro and Igarashi make FF17. Fire everyone else.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Yoko Taro
      stick to gacha shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Igarashi make FF17
      I would love to see what he could do with the FF IP.

  138. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rebirth haters are doing a good job at acting like schizo tards

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >inb4 they start seething at this post like schizo tards

  139. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kiryu making the correct call. SE is in good hands.

  140. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It simply is over.

  141. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Grim. It seems the CEO fundamentally misunderstands what the fans actually want.

  142. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FF7 Rebirth isn't perfect but it's one of my favorite games I ever played.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Play more game
      Have higher standards

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      PRESS L2 AND R2 TO STOP SEPHIROTH!!!!!!

  143. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hold O to win
    It's like XV!
    Barry will be pleased for sure.

  144. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm trying to get into FF after playing Jacks game, but I'm having a hard time with 8
    It's way too slow and cumbersome, the battles are too easy and take forever.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FF8 is known to be easily breakable. If you drawgay too much or abuse the junction system you can literally make yourself unkillable pretty early.
      You can either limit yourself or level up more.

  145. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    be honest, do you guys think FF will ever regain the same prestige and relevance it used to enjoy?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sure, but SE needs to actually go back to that time and analyze what they did right then and what they're doing wrong now.
      Rebirth proves what other Anons have said a million times: it was over by 10.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. It's gone too far into cringe territory to ever come back.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not until Kawazu returns.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it will legitimately not happen within the lifetimes of the old fricks in squeenix atm.
      they're hilariously removed from the cultural pulse; and it shows how the marginal successes they have are all banked on nostalgiabaiting and superfan pandering (true for remake and rebirth and for 16 marketing to 14gays hard)
      What's funny is it's not like SE is completely devoid of auteur and avantgarde talent, it's just that they're incredibly risk averse and end up never doing anything ambitious to speak of.
      It's pretty embarrassing that Yoko Taro's nier sequel sold more and retained more cultural significance than anything the "mainline" SE studios have put out.
      2B is still iconic, and noone actively remembers Clive and Jill or the boys from 15 anymore.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        2b troons are never getting another game

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've never actually even played it, it's just my observation.
          2B and her game are still relevant in the general discussion of vidya, that much isn't able to be said for ff15 and ff16, and ff14 was basically just used to critique popular mmos by the mainstream

  146. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit imagine if it gets the Megaman ZX/Legends Treatment

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That would be way too embarrassing. They'll release something, even if it is rushed and lackluster.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. It'll be heavily downscaled, but FF7moron have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that they'll cheer and applaud anything.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cloud sitting in a wheelchair narrating events.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i will never forgive Crapcum for killing MML3 and hope every game they make fails (except for Dragons Dogma, Itsuno is based)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based even Sega does what Capcan’t with giving Sonic fans something to look forward to, also Keanu Reeves is voicing Shadow in movie 3, get hype!

  147. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how did so many morons take this terrible bait? are people really that stupid or is OP (a homosexual and possibly Barry) just samegayging again?

  148. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    threadly reminder that a zelinkschizo and tendies are responsible for 99.9999999% of all rebirth doomposting.

  149. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >start playing XII
    >it's the most wonderful creation i have ever had the pleasure to witness
    Are the other games as good?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some are.
      If you like XII you might like Tactics, Revenant Wings, XI, V or even II.
      Gameplay gimmicks and tone vary between games but not everything has to be FF VII. There's a lot of variety in the FF franchise as a whole.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Zoomers discover "old" game that plays itself and loves it
      I am not surprised.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where to begin with a post this terrible

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can start by sucking my dick, homosexual.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah man, I love Final Fantasy I-X.

  150. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kek. DD2chads may be bruised up, but we did win in the end.

  151. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even have to check. Fake as shit and you should have you limbs torn from your body via donkeys. 16-2? Yeah fricking right. Seriously have a nice day. You are a pox upon not only honest discussion but the world in general.

  152. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Part 3 cancelled
    Barry won
    Jimbo won

    >FF16-2
    Barry lost
    Jimbo won

    Jimbo wins 2-1. The era of Jimbo is now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Help me out with the lore; Who is it that liked XV as well as XVI? Is that Larry?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        16 is Jimbo
        15 is Barry
        7R is Larry

        Someone who can reach namegay status by defending 15 and 16 is a level of autism this board is not ready for.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >defending 15
          I mean don't even the fans of that game agree that it has issues

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What this guy said

          >defending 15
          I mean don't even the fans of that game agree that it has issues

          I'd say every FF has major issues, but I still enjoyed playing most all of them. What baffled me the most is that I actually disliked Remake the most and have yet to finish it. I will eventually, because I want to see what Rebirth is like.
          Why do ya'll homies act like this franchise in general or any singular iteration is the second coming of Christ? They're just the medium's equivalent to books that are a light read.

  153. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What I don't get is why they didn't just do a proper remake without all the weird ghost shit changing the story

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"I have also had experiences where a game that I loved and had a lot of fun with in the past was remade, and I bought it and played it out of the overwhelming nostalgia. It is enjoyable for a while, but the fun from that nostalgia only really lasts through the first sections. I realised this halfway through and didn't carry on playing.

      >"Because of this, I decided that Final Fantasy 7 Remake would not just appeal to nostalgia, but would include a new story as well to feel both nostalgic and fresh at the same time."

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What about the people that have never played 7, I guess they can go frick themselves

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There is nothing stopping them from playing the original. So yeah, they can go frick themselves. If you can't download an emulator and iso you are not an intelligent being.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Then don't call it a 7 remake, call it 7 alternative or something, or better yet, remake one of the older games like V with fancy new graphics and combat.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don't, moron. Don't be mad you got Nomura'd. Everyone here was expecting some sort of subversion. Sorry you are a fricking idiot.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >can't explain why they didn't remake an older game with fancy graphics
                Would've sold immensely well

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I can explain it. Nomura. That's literally all I have to say. You fell for his naming autism. This is the guy that names bits of Kingdom Hearts releases to add up to a particular sum. You didn't pay any fricking attention to any news about it and got salty it wasn't a 1:1 remake. Not that I blame you. I would have preferred a 1:1 but it is fricking Nomura. You did zero research. Normally I could say well maybe you were afraid of spoilers but you expected the game to be the same as the one you already played.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But I've never played 7 and I'm a newbie to FF, I've been playing XII and it kicks ass.
                >512
                It don't matter

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Then shut the frick up why do you even care about VII, homosexual? You just want to be outraged? Look into how Nomura structured Kingdom Hearts. If you were not a zoomer who actually knew who Nomura was you'd have seen this coming a billion miles away. Your ignorance is not a defence. You're just ignorant.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >oomerposter
                >absolutely seething over nothing
                Oomerposters are genuinely insane

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Somebody mad over VII's subtitle
                >Well if you knew Nomura you should expect this shit, not that it's a good thing
                >Lol ur seething
                ???

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I agree with the reasoning Kitase gives.
        I don't actually respect him all that much but he did already make the same game twice. There was no point in giving it a third run.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My question is that if you are going to make so many changes to the original then what's the point of the remake? Over making a brand new game? This is the sad reality, the 13 years spent on the FF7 remakes could be spent making FF17 and FF18 instead. Would have been a better financial decision and a better decision for the FF brand. Would have also lead to better games as you are building a modern RPG from ground up rather than jamming in the corpse of an old game.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's what they did with FF16. If flopped. What you're saying would've flopped as well, just like Rebirth.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      turn based combat peaked with Trigger. It's only been downhill since then.

      Turn-Based combat peaked with the various different international varieties of chess back in like the 14th century or some shit. Trigger is fricking embarrassing, albeit less so than Final Fantasy. If for no other reason because of Frog.

  154. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    turn based combat peaked with Trigger. It's only been downhill since then.

  155. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >squaresoft
    God tier
    >enix
    God tier
    >square enix
    The most mixed bag in history
    How did this happen?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ignorance is a hell of a drug.
      Square and Enix were both shitstains who accidentally published a handful of decent games made by third parties or by short-lived in-house teams that were long gone before the merger.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But then where did all those talented people go?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They got on with their lives? Back in those first couple of decaces, designing and programming vidya wasn't an actual career, it was just an offshoot of general technical work throwing ideas around and taking influence from the books they read in high school. I.E. they didn't have stupid ass "Game Design" degrees from Phoenix University hanging on their wall. They probably realized that despite the popularity of (some of) the games within the medium, ultimately the sales weren't reaching the creators and their teams, not to mention the general disrespect the medium had at the time (and still has) in communities. So they got different jobs, and all who remained were people with zero self-awareness in their own lack of mechanical and/or creative talent who couldn't let go. So they kept going, if for no other reason because it was easy, and they have no responsibilities. Much like their presumed audience.

  156. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fake article screen cap
    >500 posts
    Welcome to Ganker, ragebait and porn central, where brainpower is not a requirement.

  157. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Let's give up on this underprefoarming critical darling for this underpreforming game everyone forgot about months ago

    SE is in top form as ever

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Falling for a fake that obvious
      I understand better why a lot of people end up falling so easioy for conspiracies and other nonsense on the internet.

  158. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Trilogy
    >Each new entry, despite being made with the same tools and planned in advance, makes each previous entry irrelevant
    I'm willing to bet Part Three is going to be Cloud & Co. time traveling a speedrun of Remake and Rebirth's story for the first half or so, repairing the timeline. Effectively making this "trilogy" a scam and being one (1) game that costs $210 that took over 12 years to release from its original announcement.

  159. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BECAUSE YOU moronS PUT IT ON THE PS5 AS AN EXCLUSIVE.
    I WOULD HAVE BOUGHT IT IF YOU PUT IT ON STEAM.

  160. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    16-2 ?/?/?/?/?/?/?
    Why AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  161. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i only wanted them to do the scene with seto right and they couldn't even give me that so no i will not reward them with money, i dont like sephiroth i never thought sephiroth was cool he was never a good antagonist and he doesnt warrant an appearance in every cutscene in the game and the original scenes dont need to be changed to hamfist sephiroth appearances. all my favorite parts of the original are rushed to fit more fricking gay sephiroth shit in or gay shit for people who miss being teenagers

  162. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Lock exclusive content behind a new system and you have to replay Part 1 all over again when you finally get the new system
    >Go 90s/00s Capcom-style by shitting out a bunch of spinoffs to the point no one can keep anymore and get bored
    GEE I WONDER HOW THEY DID POORLY

  163. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Being ESL makes it hard to discern whether or not people are being serious, so I checked and Twitter and want everyone else to know that it's fake.
    I can't believe everyone in this thread sincerely fell for it.

  164. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe FF 16 would be talked about more if it wasn't frickin PS5 exclusive

  165. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, it's almost like the decided to remake one of the most holy-ground nostalgia sanctums in history and flat out fricking lied to players about it remaining true to the thing they loved. And during a period of severe uncertainty and societal unrest that left people desperately hungry for that slice-of-home nostalgia.

    Oh and they included a plot point how those people are evilbadwrong and now the characters they remember so fondly have to kill them as the final boss of the first part.

    Jesus fricking Christ I swear these people spend so much time with computers they forget how humans work. I genuinely didn't think they could actually frick the remake up so bad from a conceptual standpoint that the biggest problems can't even be found in the gameplay, but here come Square Enix to prove they can suck themselves off so hard they ruined the most sure thing that's ever been printed to disk.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Wow, it's almost like the decided to remake one of the most holy-ground nostalgia sanctums in history
      Realistically speaking, is VII notable or remembered for anything other than its two major female leads?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It had some of the best atmosphere and consistent but slow-burn worldbuilding of any JRPG up to that point. It's one of the few times I'll actually invoke SOVL, and a large part of why I didn't find VIII or IX appealing is because they lacked something in that department. Man as a kid I wanted to live in Kalm.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lmfao

  166. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KILL ALL LUFENIANS OR LUFFGGERS AS I CALL THEM

  167. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can someone please tell me, is op true? I hate remake and if they cancel part 3 I'll be very happy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It very obviously isn't and you're a moron. Have a nice day.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        frick I suspected as much tbh it sounded too good to be true.

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