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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we want the India audience

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >starfield is such dogshit that it retroactively makes fallout 3 feel okay
    cursed game

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      C'mon... nothing can make FO3 feel OK

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >[Science] You will never be a woman...

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          we were so close to having a thread that went more than 30 posts without someone crying about trannies unprompted
          you let us down, anon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you need to die...
        What's the point of the ellipses here? Did the lone wanderer get distracted, or is he suppose to be struck by the gravity of what he just said, or did he run out of breath?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think its to indicate that you're pulling out your gun and springing into action as soon as the dialogue window closes.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >pulling out your gun
            There are no enemies in that room. Have you not actually played it?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're right, I realize I wasn't very clear in what I was trying to say, I apologize.
              I meant that as an example of why you would use an ellipses at the end of dialogue selection like that rather than the specific reason its in that specific example. I played fallout 3, when it launched, and played the shit out of it until new vegas launched, and then played the shit out of that. After skyrim I was pretty tired of the bethesda formula, and the trajectory of their games, and nothing I saw about 4 excited me, and nothing I've heard about it since makes me regret not picking it up (even if the idea of base building sounds good in theory).

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        "hmm. okay."

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >[Speech] YOU NEED TO DESTROY YOURSELF NOW!

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that just a flavour text, where class traits do not change anything?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, Emil still doesn't understand the point of dialogue choices.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        so what, it should just be free xp like in NV?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          NV skill checks did more than give xp, but yes, Starfield should be more like New Vegas

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >free
          You had to invest skill points in order to succeed skill checks and get xp though?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like they hired a Sweet Baby Inc type consulting firm to handle writing.
        Now we know where the anti White sentiment came from

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I love this mod showing that those vague choices were literally all the same thing.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]

          these can't be real

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            They are. The whole reason for obscuring the actual text behind vague one word options was to hide the fact that there literally is no option most of the time

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              it's been a few years since i've played that game. are you saying those are the four choices you see? then what does the vague one word options refer to?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Those are the actual lines your character will say for each of the four options. This is a mod that shows the actual texts you don't see in the vanilla game

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                The original game always presents you with 1-4 options that are summarized in a single word. The mod instead swaps them out for what the characters actually says when you press it. This reveals most of them are just the same fricking things summarized differently.
                Basically all F4 dialogue ends with
                >Agree
                >Agree (Upset)
                >Agree (Sarcastic)
                >Agree (Marvel-tier Joke)

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That isn't even a horrible idea in practice, but you have to do it right.
                VTMB gives different builds different ways to navigate conversations, and maybe they all end up at the same destination, you feel like you're at least doing it in character.
                If you're a sleazy sexy vampire you can cooze your way through most dialogue, or you could be intimidating and threatening, or use mind frickery, or just be so crazy and weird people give you what you want to get you away.
                Hell even bioware games did it better with the dialogue wheel, and even if they own the patent on the dialogue wheel itself, there's no reason you can't adapt the exact same thing that's different enough like every other game with dialogue wheels.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you get to choose which companion dies or is it determined by some relationship mechanic?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the companion with most affinity dies

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's based on which two you have the highest affinity with, and you choose who dies by either staying at the Lodge or going to The Eye. You can save everyone in NG+

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >[Science] You are mainframe has been haxx0red sir... do the needful to provide payment for microsoft™ antivirus® protection with google playstore cards sir...
    Cinema.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >[Medicine] Your vitals are...No...No no no no

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are these options generated by AI? They're atrociously terrible.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, EmilGPT

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The next Elder Scrolls is on the same engine isn't it?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're all on the same engine, anon.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking hell. There was no hope for the writing but even the gameplay is gonna be shit.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    itt: trolls that get ignored in the current thing topics of helldivers

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no option along the lines of "Good, one less mouth to feed"
    I hate it when RPGs assume I care about these characters

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would MC not care about the companion with the most affinity?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone has the least affinity and it's a tie

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please explain how they had time to put a huge strawberry jam pool on the floor, but not on the character model.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's too advanced for the Creation Engine: Starfield™ Edition

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does the game even has blood on character models? I know there is absolutely no gore for some reason.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      obviously she slipped in the spilled jam and hit her head on the way down

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no no no vitalsbros???

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hated this b***h so much that I refused to do any of her missions when I played this shitfest

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    god what a shitty soulless game. it's over bethestards

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >b***h lying in a pool of what looks like more blood than would fit inside a human body
    >"Can you move? Can you talk?"
    No... No no no no...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hey snap out of your blood loss! We need to keep moving!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      she just spilled her pomegranate juice

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when it was marketed as "le based trad christian game"?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Never let bethdrones forget

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like another Kirkbride that needs a tard wrangler to keep him on check.
        Time to send him packing to write fanfics on Reddit.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >White people gloating on Twitter
        >Hehe, check it out! We've got Black people, brown people, trans people, old people, disabled people! We're so strong, diversity is strength!

        >Black people gloating on twitter
        >Hell yeah me and my friends got this job and we're going to keep pushing our people down your throats until you either die or love the taste

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Those aren't white people, they're israelites

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's the point of these dialog choices, they all boil down to the same thing.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      because without the flavour of the writing and how it's connected with how you decide to shape your character, then all you're really doing is just pressing a plastic button until you reach the credits.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        But there isn't any flavor to the writing. Besides arguably the medicine one, all the choices are just different versions of "I'm moronic and don't realize you're dead yet." It's no different than FO4 dialog where every choice boiled down to 3 slightly different versions of "Yes, I will do it" and "No, I'll do it later"

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >But there isn't any flavor to the writing
          there's a medicine option for scientific or healer type players.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Besides arguably the medicine one

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            The medicine option is shit, or do you think scientific/healer type players would be satisfied with:
            >you are dying and, oh no no no, there's nothing I can do about it

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Be a not doctor character
            >"Oh no, you're dying!"
            >Be a doctor character
            >[Medicine] "Your vitails, oh no no no no..."
            Limiting the player's roleplaying to flavor text is lazy and pointless. You either allow the player's talents to change the course of quests and interactions or you don't add a sloppy half-job into it. The entire point of building a doctor character is being capable of helping somebody and saving their lives when they otherwise wouldn't in another playthrough

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >[Medicine] It appears that your abstanial lower-middle clavicalus interruptelis bone has been administered too much ferrus interceptalis while your waning flaptrap gizzle has been ruptured. Sarah... no, no no no no...

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does she have a blender model yet?

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was praying for Starfield to be good just because ive been waiting for Elder Scrolls 6 for a long time and its not looking good

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >[Medicine] YO!!! AY YO!!! DIS b***h SHOT BY SOME homie!!! EY!!! CALL AMBOOLANCE!!! EY!!!! CALL AMBOOLANCE S- ... SOMEBODY CALL AMBoolance right now

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >[Medicine] Sarah, I think you've been shot

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >[Persuasion] Sarah show bobs and vegana, the matter is urgent

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >[Guns] That looks like a gunshot wound. Sarah, have you been shot?

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean you might as well play no man's sky really, neither game has much of a story but at least one isn't getting abandoned for the most part

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >LOOK AT THIS DUDE; LOOK AT HER VITALS... OH NO NO NO NO

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bravo, Todd.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I keep seeing this and still don't understand what's going on. Did she loss the will to live? What a lazy hoe.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some days when I’m dreamin’
    I think of how far I have come

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looking at that scene on youtube and it looks so anticlimactic it almost felt parodic. The player character just casually find the corpse while walking down a corridor

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      can you just keep walking?

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    SARAH GOOD MORNING SARAH ITS ME SARAH b***h BASTARD

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its honestly Incredible that Emil is so ass at writing that everyone including normies took notice with the launch of this game.
    So much so that he even decided to fight people on Twitter over it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      hes such a moron

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        read the thread anon

        Yes. Never let bethdrones forget

        or better yet stop posting twitter screen shots like a troony

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How do anons still defend bethesdashit?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Advanced contrarianism

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What a homosexual

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know what's funnier, the dialogue choices, or the fact that there isn't a single drop of blood on her actual body.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Small indie studio, new to the industry. Please understand.

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

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