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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Faster!

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    my wife

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your wife is my husband.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is she so autistic?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >be stuck in hell for 10 years
        >get out of hell

        I'd be happy too

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because she was a teenager when she was kidnapped and forced to fight in literal hell for a decade. Her development was stunted and she has a lot of behavioural coping mechanisms that make her come across as weird and annoying.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Weird how an entirely different species to humans behave the exact same way humans do.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tieflings aren't an entirely different species. They're humans who have been touched by the Hells in some way and have demonic blood.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              tieflings are just succubus and cambion spawn

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Tieflings are whatever you want them to be in your own setting, but in the 'official' lore that's bullshit. You're thinking of how cambions are the offspring of succubi/incubi and humans.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Tieflings are whatever you want them to be
                have a nice day you Critical Role moron.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I said they're whatever you want them to be in your own setting because homebrew is a thing. You'd know this if you weren't a nogames moron.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Homebrew
                >Implying I homebrew

                No. I'll actually enjoy myself within the confines of the setting and rules instead of turning it into some homogenized, dull slop where I might as well attribute everything as a gray, featureless blob of no importance. Why have settings when you can just do whatever you want?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Complains about homogenized, dull slop
                >Plays modern official D&D settings

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            In 5e it's just people whose ancestors had buisness with hellspawn
            >Conjured an imp? Your grand kids will look like cambions, minus the wings.

            Is it stupid? Yes it is.
            Originally they didn't look like that, if I recall.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        She was written by a redditor

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's fun to have around if you're a bard. I like to think she dances to my songs.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Karlach is the *holds up spork* character of bg3

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does she feel so out of place compared to the other partymembers? Is it because of her poor writing? Any time she talks I get the feeling she was written by-and-for people who are terminally online on twitter and obsessed with quirky nonsense.

    She feels so hollow and fake.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She feels out of place because she's the only one of the companions who isn't sulking, hiding a super secret dark secret? She essentially has the mind of a teenager and her personality is a defense mechanism to hide all her trauma and fear of dying.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's a dumb barbarian.
      Either you get these types of barbarians or the even more cringe types who just screams about blood and fighting.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's because she knows she's in a videogame, there's a cutscene about it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >quirky
      There's nothing "quirky" about her, bro. She's just a sweet innocent girl, sometimes naive to the point of stupidity. She has an uncomplicated relationship with violence: she can engage in it freely, as long as it serves her clear-cut black and white morality. There's a lot of paladin about her, except she's more on the neutral or even chaotic side.

      Karlach is not a complicated character, but she's a good one. Your portrayal is unfair and based on nothing except a priori judgement of her based on internet hearsay

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Talking in a weirdly anachronistic manner and being the mouth-piece for some writer who thinks trauma is the basis of ones whole personality is not good writing.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          1. Explain what is "anachronistic" in a fantasy setting
          2. Her whole personality is being unaffected by trauma, ignoring it, putting it to the side and enjoying life again.

          Honestly seems like you either didn't play the game, or have a very superficial take on characters in it.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            People talking in a very modern way of speech is anachronistic. Stop giving me the fricking 'fantasy setting' deflection because if you don't ground your setting then who the frick cares? You're literally implying there should be a BMW i8 at the battle of Minas Tirith because "it's fantasy lol who cares".

            Her whole personality is that she's sad about being a slave and now she's hiding that by pretending she came out of a Marvel movie with the way she talks and acts.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're the one trying to foist some sort of church lady speech code on fantasy. Just because Tolkien never wrote "frick" doesn't mean the rest of us can't do it. Let me use an example: in Deadwood the swearing is highly anachronistic (in the actual meaning of the word). Do we care? Nope, because it works. It's the same in BG3.

              >she's hiding
              Hiding implies a conscious decision not to show it. Karlach is returning to her teenage years to relive her stolen youth quite subconsciously

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's a literal chav/bogan in a fantasy setting. How do you think she's supposed to talk?

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    FREESTYLER

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    another day of a false flag astroturfing the reddit woke queen

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope she has fun doing that all day in camp while me, Froggy, Gale and Shadowcute are out on adventures together.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      ya she's just chillin banging russian rebel mommy with her massive demon futa wiener it's aight
      probs pegs astarion too

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    if tumblr made a character

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's 19, right?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's about 30

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      youngest 26, realistically to how she and others tell her story, mid 30s. The only follower that is canonically under 30 is Lae'zel and in irony she might be a full teenager still.

      how does she wipe?

      For as hot as her body ran the last 10 years I imagine it burned up after exiting.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Millennial, so 30+.

      Zoomers don't swear like that.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    how does she wipe?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      is that a

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      create water bidet

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'm your freestyle dance teacher

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