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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look at that knee

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    qrd on this guy?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      king of the sea

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hear he's got a big dick and likes to use it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/yAe4ALt.jpg

      Look at this nep

      Can't land on it in starfield so I landed on Triton and just looked up at it from there. Was kino. But my character was freezing his balls off cause Triton was at like -120 degrees (don't know what unit the game uses) I was going to take a screenshot of it but was worried the game would crash

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can't even land on all the planets in the solar system Wtf???

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can't land on gas giants irl.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >can't let me fly into Neptune because it isn't realistic
            Then how come there's so many black people in the game if it's supposed to be realistic.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              You're right. Everyone would be homogenized by that point. Everyone should be some variated of light brown.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                exactly
                Starfield is a joke

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gravity 1.15g
        Never knew Neptune was that weak of a gas giant. Meanwhile, Jupiter absolutely mogs the other planets and kicks rogue asteroids out of the system.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ur anus has even less gravity than earth

          And the sun only exerts 0,00593m/s gravity on Earth. What a little b***h.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          jupiter and saturn are failed stars

          if saturn never existed it's very possible our system could have had a binary star

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not even the combination of Saturn's and Jupiter's gases would be enough to make a brown dwarf, let alone a star.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Jupiter would need 80 times its mass just to become a mere brown dwarf.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      shitty submarine level, just do center path or sector x to skip it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      his brother owns nintendo

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      he comes after uranus

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Super cool dude

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's feeling a little blue

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        YO LISTEN UP

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          HERE'S A STORY
          ABOUT A LITTLE GUY WHO LIVES IN A BLUE PLANET

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Hasn't uploaded a video in over a year
        Owari da...

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          They made a stream about half a year ago, of some satellite flying to some meteorite that looked like a skull.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It had a new video 3 months ago

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >guy
      Nep is a girl though.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    God I want to have consensual sexual relations with this nep

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is a wound

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Neptune sucks. True patrician agree that Uranus is the best Ice Giant.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >uranus
      >ur anus
      lmao

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reminder that it's the only planet with the Greek name and not the Roman one just to make this pun
        Also it has a lot of methane in the atmosphere so it smells like farts
        It's 100% deliberate

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not, it's made of amonia and hydrogen sulfide, so it should smell like badly rotten eggs.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            So like particularly nasty farts

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >so it should smell like badly rotten eggs.
            so basically ass

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It should be spelled Ouranos

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh! ur anus!

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >earth
          >pluto

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >not a Roman name
            >not a planet

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Like Planet Eris instead Discordia?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        WOWIE HOW DID THE SIMPSONS GET AWAY WITH THIS ONE?????

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you try probing uranus in mass effect the whatever AI is called will get mad at you.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          EDI just says "Seriously, commander?" in an amused tone. If you do it again she then says "Probing Uranus." dryly.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        xD

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        ITS PRONOUNCED UR-N-S

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lesbian planet
      Ew

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >muh ice
      Uranus is overrated.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        good pic

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It is supposed to be spelt

      >uranus
      >ur anus
      lmao

      Ouronos

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any game where you can crash straight into a gas giant? I was hoping you'd be able to do that in Starfield but you can't.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can in space engine
      I got stuck for 10 minutes without knowing what is up or down. I didn't bother to learn the control shortcuts though, so that might have been my fault. and it's not really a game

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can't crash, you'd just keep going down until the pressure crushes you.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That looks cool, is that what it would actually look like on the outer surface of Saturn?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          No, that's Jupiter.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            i had a dream like this when i was young and it was the coolest dream i ever had

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That looks cool, is that what it would actually look like on the outer surface of Saturn?

        No, that's Jupiter.

        If it was accurate the sky would be blue, but dimmer than Earth's.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        space is so fricking cool

        we need more space games and movies with interesting visuals like this, and the different kinds of weird planets that might exist across the universe. I guess the water planet in Interstellar was pretty cool, but we need 100x more.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        there's theoretical solid cores, simply due to the extreme pressure, but like hell if you'd survive long enough to make it there

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The further you go down, the more pressurized the gas becomes to where it is pretty much like water and you can crash. But your ship will be turned into a crushed pop can by the time you get there.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        SPACE IS SO HECKIN BADASS AND COOL
        *makes a nasapunk with nothing cool about space*
        I LOVE SCIENCE

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Space is the domain of the nazis, those numales are homosexuals who go
          >OH MY HECKING GOD WE CAN'T LAUNCH ROCKETS BECAUSE MUH CLIMATE CHANGE, WE CAN'T COLONIZE OTHER PLANETS BECAUSE CAPITALISM IS EVIL
          Frick them, the entire galaxy belongs to humanity.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Did someone crash a satellite into Jupiter and it kept sending data a lot longer than they thought? There is so much shit we don't know.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, the Galileo spacecraft, it dropped a probe with a heatshield into Jupiter.
          Signal lasted until it was about 200km beneath the cloud tops.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            how far below the cloud tops would you need to be until something like the hindenburg would be buoyant?

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              A blimp like that wouldn't work, since regular blimps work by filling them with gas lighter than the gases of the atmosphere surrounding them. Problem is Jupiter is mostly hydrogen, and there's nothing lighter than that.
              NASA did some papers and found that maybe you could make it work if you filled the blimp with Jupiter's own gases and try to make it work like a hot air balloon, make it so the Sun's light heats up the blimp during the day, and during the night when it goes down it uses the planet's own infrared energy to not go down too much.
              You could kinda make a blimp work that way for a few months, going up and down as the day and night comes.

              The problem is that any kind of wind current could just obliterate the blimp, so you'd need to somehow find some place where the wind is never strong.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                how about a rigid shell instead of a baloon and "fill" it with vacuum? Past a certain scale the material of the baloon being a little heavier wouldn't matter anymore.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not a physicist, but you'd probably need magic materials for that. I'd think any vacuum large enough to provide lift for anything of substance would also create some mighty negative pressure even in low atmosphere

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not sure you could make an airship that is both light enough to float and strong enough to not be crushed by the complete lack of outward inner pressure.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ywn live in gas giant cloud city
        >ywn commute to your job via balloon
        >ywn take the blimp to visit your parents in the next city over
        why even live

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        WOAAAH JUST LIKE STARFIELD

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      no man's sky?
      that other starfield type game?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol, no meme sky is just 1 planet, when you "travel" to other planets you see a glorified loading screen "going very fast".
        If you ever try to fly from the planet to other planets or the sun, the floating point numbers start running out of precision and shit get wonky.
        This is a video from another game with an explanation on that

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          But I've flown from planet to planet in noma'amsky bro

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      shores of hazeron let you do that
      when my friend and I played, our homeworld started right next to a gas giant
      IIRC if you flew into one, you'd find nothing but deep ocean, or frozen ocean at the core
      not sure how accurate that is but flying into them to harvest resources made me unreasonably uncomfortable

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not sure how accurate that is
        It's not.
        At some point the gasses would behave like liquids due to pressure, but the only physical thing you could find in a gas giant is the core.
        A gas giant is just a rocky planet that got so massive it started attracting all gasses in it's path.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kerbal Space Program, I guess

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Outer Wilds

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mating press

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will never figure out what manga this was taken from.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker - Video Games

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    JUPITER GIVES US STRENGTH

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's supposed to be boring! It's nasapunk please understand and learn astronomy!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >future
      Luna as Venus’s moon

      Pluto as Terra’s moon

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >in 300 years
        right

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the smell.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow look at all the content on that asteroid!

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’M WAKING UP
    TO ASH AND DUST

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's pluto

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      pluto will never be a real planet

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        meanie

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >so weak the barycenter of Pluto and it's moon's gravity isnt within Pluto, making it do tiny cuck circles around nothing instead of just rotating like a real planet
      KWAB

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    that I just found

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      WHEN I SAY GO,

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the most boring planet and why is it Mercury?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's literally just the Moon but on it's own.
      And it's so fast that space agencies don't even bother sending anything there.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        why is jupiter so fricking fat

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          She got the booba

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's protecting us from asteroids give him a break

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          He ate all the gas that didn't go to the Sun or Saturn.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Could be fatter

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        idk the moon going really fast and being blasted by the sun all day sounds pretty cool

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          But there's just nothing to find.
          In fact, there's even less than on the Moon, since at least the Moon has water.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >But there's just nothing to find.
            t. Mercury Man

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >most boring
      Mars, of course.

      Sorry red sailor fan.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        We drawed a dick there, it's already the second most interesting planet in the Solar system.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based. The only planet in the Solar System that doesn't smell like utter shit

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what do they eat?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They live off our suffering.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can go there!

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine lighting a match in Neptune

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That would be fire

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't, there's no oxygen.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        brb, looking up hydrogen bombs
        trust the plan

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        imagine the smell

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't do anything.
      Meteors hit Jupiter all the time, and those reach temperatures far higher than any match when they are entering Jupiter.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    we can't add anymore planets because... BECAUSE WE JUST CAN'T OKAY?!?!?!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      see

      >so weak the barycenter of Pluto and it's moon's gravity isnt within Pluto, making it do tiny cuck circles around nothing instead of just rotating like a real planet
      KWAB

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      wtf is going on with Haumea?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spins very quickly so it's been turned into an ellipse over time. Also it has a ring for some reason.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Also it has a ring for some reason.
          How/when did they find this out? We can't even tell for sure if there's an actual 'planet 9' but this can be determined?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's orbit swings closer to the outer solar system at times and it's actually supposedly kinda bright. Look at it go.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              H-hayai!

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Difference is we actually found Haumea, and most of these are found by pure chance.
            The problem with this supposed planet 9 is that if it exists it's going to be so far away from the rest of the Solar system and so poorly lit that it might be impossible to spot it, at least with current tech.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            They got lucky and it passed in front of a star, so they could watch as the star dimmed a little bit earlier and a little bit later than it should have.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's orbit swings closer to the outer solar system at times and it's actually supposedly kinda bright. Look at it go.

        Why oval shape? Gas planet or dwarf star gravity did.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >MK2

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gonggong
      >Makemake
      why do we use non-western names for this shit? it's not like the chinese actually call saturn "saturn" or anything, so why should we incorporate their words into our language?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's plenty of laws regarding naming, all related to the object's features.
        Makemake is called that because they wanted a deity related to Easter, since Makemake's nickname before the official name was "Easter Bunny".
        Gonggong was chosen after a public poll which also included Holle and Vili, since objects with Gonggong's specific type of orbit are all named after deities related to creation.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw people in 18 century saw jupiter without his cool red circle

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    neptune is an ice giant you fricking morons
    it has a mantle of liquid water, ammonia and ices beneath this atmosphere
    kyselves

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the human body gradually gets fricked up in low-gravity
    >God makes the nearest planet have Earth-like gravity
    >it's an insanely hot pressure cooker with literal acid in the air and no magnetosphere

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we will never have venus as a cool jungle planet filled with lizard people
      frick this gay earth

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Listen to this nep

    %3D

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe neptune mutated

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice asspull

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ah yes, my favorite videogame topic.

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