LOOK GUYS A UNBEATABLE BOSS INITIAL BOSS
THIS IS FUNNY HAHAHAHA
FROMSOFTWARE IS THE BEST
GIT GUD HAHAHAH
IT'S FUNNY AHAHHAHA
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LOOK GUYS A UNBEATABLE BOSS INITIAL BOSS. THIS IS FUNNY HAHAHAHA. FROMSOFTWARE IS THE BEST. GIT GUD HAHAHAH
Deep breath. Take a break. Try again when you're calm.
I FRICKING HATE THIS GAME I FRICKING HATE FROM SOFTWARE
I hate soulsshit but this is a skill issue. If I can beat it, so can you
you're using summons too
skill issue
OOF
How will he ever recover
oh no no no no
DAYUM
Saved
DS2troony will never recover.
DS3troony will never recover
Yes, and a mentally ill, dickripped DS2troony is doing them. Multiple, every day.
Been doing them for years.
got 'em
Nooooooooooooooo
Put me in the heckin screencaparino
I don't even know why it has so many (You)s, I've made this exact joke before and it wasn't even funny then
Obvious staged thread is obvious
Yes.
>muh staged
>same joke
first time on Ganker?
Hehj
have u tried pressing circle?
that isn't grafted scion moron
>unbeatable
fromsoft does not make alot of unbeatable bosses
they definitely make bullshit bosses just look at the bloodborne dlc
You have no health
No magic
No stamina
NO FRICKING RESOURCES TO BREATHE MY homie.
>LOOK GUYS A UNBEATABLE BOSS INITIAL BOSS
that would be the Grafted Scion, even if you beat him you still have to die in order to progress
I beat it and didn't complain once, you need to get good
>Ordovis' Sword
>pyromancy
nope, you didn't beat the game.
I mostly used the spear too, which is about 10x more broken
All the other spells are beast spells, just had extra slots
>Crucible Knight
>Giants flames
6/10 RP try harder
kino build anon
Your character looks cool.
>leveled health
>used great runes
you didn't by any measure of the term beat the game
>used great runes
I didn't realize how that system worked until after I beat the game, so I just equipped them thinking that they were passively doing something and figured it was related to PvP like DS3 covenants.
I never realized rune arcs were the humanity of this game so I just kept saving them for use in a hard fight and never did
>INITIAL BOSS
>unbeatable
this is clearly satire made to make fun of the critics of dark slops
I killed him on my first try
Just parry him
so instead of getting good and exploring the world, you are shitposting here? nice.
If you weren't a low IQ troony piece of shit, you'd know not to simply go to the boss, and instead explore the entire area before the castle, and the piss easy southern area, which would make you at a pretty good level to beat this boss without much hassle.
But of course, you probably just followed what they point you to, looked up a build on wiki or from some shitty youtuber. So of course, you deserve to die a million times and get angry.
>needing to level up to beat a fricking boss
Are you serious?
>uses Summons
>Uses Roger
>Essentially a 3v1 (5v1 if you're using the dogos)
>Still uses
imagine having this many crutches and you STILL lose.
Like at least if you're gonna be a giga scrub find the chest that teleports you to Caelid, find the meteor staff in the swamp ad use that. That and your beginner Estoc should be all you need for the earlygame as a Prisoner until you find the Memeveil.
That and getting good, of course.
After 5 hours I beat this guy as my first major boss. You can do it OP!
your cowardice is just making things worse, summoning that little moron is making the boss have more total hp, and he's not gonna make up the difference by being there, either beat it on your own or just quit, it's not for you
put your sword back in your main hand and you'll win
>unbeatable
I have never died to Morgott once. Not fricking once, in any of his fights. You know why? Because he's basically just a level gate. If you actually do all the content before each of his fights, he's a complete pushover because his stats just aren't very high.
I find this hard to believe unless you play very passively, because he chains things together in a way that kills you in a couple hits unless you really are serious about doing ALL content before him
Passively is exactly how you do it. Also, Rogier + a summon distract him most of the time anyway so you get in a bunch of free hits. If you do all the content before each of his fights you'll do plenty of damage to him per hit unless you're one of those weirdos that only levels damage stats AFTER pumping VIG to 60 or something I guess. You'd either have to not use summons or frick up a lot to die to him unless you're underlevelled. Pic related is from my latest character - unlike my very first character, I didn't even overlevel by going into Caelid first. The levels you get from Limgrave are absolutely enough.
This boss is only hard if your greedy and try getting in extra hits, or your under leveled, I tried beating him under leveled and was surprised I still had trouble with him. Avoid geting hit for the first half then he'd end up catching me with his horizonal hammer swing if I get to confident
Using a summon probably causes you to not focus on not getting hit first, and hitting him second, but damn you really need to get better at this or just play something else
I had completely the opposite experience. It was crucial to get in a hit at between every roll to get him to stagger faster. Extending the fight just gives you more opportunities to get hit if you don't have some kind of poke to chip him with.
That’s what throwing knives are for.
Eventually fan daggers the best answer since there are extremely likely to hit even dodging targets due to the spread. But basic knives that Kale sells are just as good for most things.
OMG DUDE I KEEP FALLING INTO THE HOLES LITERALLY UNBEATABLE THIS ISN'T FAIR
could only ever beat this Black person by firebomb cheese or savescum. Only boss I need to cheese after like 10 years sheesh
>be fromsoft
>try to design open world
>it's worse that the worst asscreed slop
>so much copy pasted slop players will easily become overleveled
>what do
>lets make their first two encounters in the game unbeatable bosses with 3x the HP of our past games with sekiro input reading
>one of the bosses is literally a reskin of the first sekiro boss
>okay that will show them that there's no reason to play our game normally
>but mr mitsubishi dono, if you don't want them to paly the game normally then they will have to play out dogshit open world content
>"exacry!" exclaims the emperor of japan
And still sold like hotcakes. Clearly they are doing something right. It's not for me, but you gotta give it to them.
Monster hunter world paved the way, what's funny is the frickers won an award for best RPG. Game awards are such a fricking joke.
Game is awesome, seethe harder.
Mountaintops and Snowfield being ass isn't enough to ruin the game.
None of that is true. You are suffering from severe asshurt because you suck at games.
these are bait threads right?
cause i find it hard to believe that anyone had so much trouble with margit that they complain about it online like a b***h
Shitters refuse to stop bumrushing to Stormveil at level 5.
>i find it hard to believe that anyone had so much trouble with margit that they complain about it online like a b***h
You must not have been here on the week of release, it was non-stop and definitely not bait. Radahn was even worse.
Memes aside I do think Margit is a poorly designed fight.
Feels like they overtuned him to push players to go explore instead of rushing. Which isn't a bad design goal but it was executed clumsily. They just gave him a bunch of cheap moves to trick people. Oh you thought I was finished with my long combo and are attacking me, whoops turned out it's not over! It definitely feels like a last-minute change. The other story bosses are a lot more fair, even if they're still more challenging in other ways. Though there are some optional bosses that are dumb.
Margit is poorly designed from the perspective of a no hit run, but fine once you realize that From has never designed their games with the expectation that the player avoid taking damage at all costs. Once you level up a bit and upgrade your weapon, taking a sneaky swipe from his piss blade does frick all to actually affect the game state.
It was always bullshit the way he would hold his attacks midswing and then continue afterwards, hitting you for full damage. Or how when there's an opening to hit him, his dagger flashes out instantly in an attack that is nearly too quick to take advantage of.
Not only does it not make sense physically, but it punishes you for trying to intuit the bosses' attacks from his bodily movements (ie using your learned instincts) and tells you that you should instead simply be memorizing him. It's not hard when you get used to it, but it is disappointing for an early, important boss to be like that. His brother was a much better fight despite his own stupid gimmick.
Anon, where's your Jellybro? You seem like someone who needs him.
Gitgud
fun fact
for my first play through i skipped the castle and beat renalla first. bypassed the whole castle because i was curious where this other road went and thought it was a back entrance and saw the lake and said, oh that looks nicer than this area.
i did this too but then thought to myself "if there's this much shit hidden in the game I must have missed so much content"
boy was I wrong
I beat the horse Black person out of the crypt as a level 1 wretch with no clothes and the shitty one handed club.
This game is kind of a joke.
My guess is:
You're playing with the shitty fps lock
You're playing with vsync
You're playing with a shitty high latency controller
I bet if you fix all of the above you will find the game is incredibly easy and it's only hard because software is shitty latency riddled dog shit.
>Put these foolish ambitions to rest
>pick samurai
>kill dragon
>kill nights cavalry
>kill rotted tree avatar
you can now beat the game easy
I don't understand how you're losing on this boss? I beat it on my first try with little difficulty. I don't know man, if you can't even beat this boss then there's no point in playing the rest of the game.
Just summon the fricking jellyfish.
He's kinda hard without Rogier. With him, it's a piece of cake. God you are so pathetic.
To be fair, he's really tough if you go straight to him after leaving the tutorial crypt. Get few weapon levels and he's easy as shit.
>a year to the dlc
it's literally owari da