Look how they massacred my boy

Look how they massacred my boy

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what a manlet, no wonder Peach lets herself get kidnapped so much by bowser.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does she?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Getting that BKC

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Midge

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    SMASHED and SLAMMED

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    mario if he SMASHED and SLAMMED

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Small Mario.
    Just like the old games.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Small Mario didn't look like this in the classic 2D games and Super Mario RPG didn't have "Small Mario", the art style was just different in that game and everybody kinda looked like Muppets including Peach which gave it a unique grungy style

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where did he go?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a big jar.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        do you know what they did to him in the jar?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"Perfect" Mario: Soulless
      >Smol Mario: Soul

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off you c**t
        The Remake Downsized Model looks nothing like this SOULFUL 90s CG Render

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >SOULFUL
          Please fricking die homosexual. Everyone in your life hates you and knows you have failed them

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t. "Perfect" Mario
          You have been replaced paisano.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            the cutest thing ive ever seen

            mario if he malnourished during early life

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      where did he come from

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mario bro

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The right just needs a mushroom

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i’d buy merch of him

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    mmidge

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    mario if he chiquito

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I did
    And he still crafted a diamond at the box office

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the cutest thing ive ever seen

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did toyotaro designed the nu mario or something?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >TOYOTOYOTOYOTOYOTOYOTOYOTOYOTOYOTOYOTOYOTOYOTOYOTOYOTOYOTOYOTOYOTOYOTOYOTOYOTOYOTOYOTOYOTOYOTOYOTOYO
      Your skin? Brown. Mine? White as snow.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    mario if he imperfect

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont mind short mario but this just doesnt feel like nintendo.

    They didn't stylise or add any personality to it like paper mario, superstarsaga, even strikers.
    They just squished him up and called it a day.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dunno what are you talking about. Lil mario has midget ferocity. I bet he has Napoleon complex.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's Mario. Who you're thinking of is SUPER Mario. That is not Super Mario.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      we must go further

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mrio

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is small Mario the true Mario or viceversa?
    Is the mushroom truly a powerup or just a way to go back to his normal form?
    If tall Mario is a powerup and not his original form, does Mario hate his own body and constantly feeds on mushrooms to not go back to his usual self?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      In DK94' (GB remake of DK arcade) Mario is given a super mushroom at the end before departing to the mushroom kingdom. Therefore tiny mario is true mario

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