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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soul

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Noodle arm Tifa

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >This time I'll impale you from behind Cloud.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      zesty

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't like how those two are looking at each other

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I do.

          Even though sephiroth is actually looking at Zack there.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cloud and Sephy should have been women

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Cloud is fine as is.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its a subtle nod to gay content SFM creators

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fujoshi pandering while censoring females.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        the new phone game has better graphics

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >breasts are the only part of the model thats completely different to the rest of it
    it looks like those fake breasts for cosplay

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, even without OPs photoshop

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Another game that makes schizos spam 20 threads a day about it.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that they buttoned up Yuffie's pants is a war crime. The charm of them was that they always looked like they were about to fall off.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you wanted them unbuttoned you should have kept your mouth shut. They just read social media and when they see men having a little too much fun they ruin it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, I think the real issue is that we don't murder people when they censor games.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have too much to lose to declare jihad.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          That what I thought too but it seems most people not interested to protest and LGBT gays complain and are louder.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fun fact alert. Remake comes free with Rebirth on PSN.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >REMAKE SOLD 10M COPIES ʷʰᵉn ᵇᵘnᵈˡᵉᵈ ʷᶦᵗʰ ʳᵉᵇᶦʳᵗʰ ᵒn ᵖˢn

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It sold 7 on PS4/5/PC. Rebirth is PS5 only for now.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      huh remake intergrade is £30 for boxed copy, that makes rebirth £40 with that deal.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Censored Yuffie. Can shove the game up Kitas's ass.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alright you might not understand this because you jerk offd so much your brain cells left your dick a a long time ago but, she's a sixteen year old, know what that means? She's underaged, she can't consent, she is a child. She literally cannot have sex safety's without dying and would die from childbirth because her hips are underdeveloped and her periods barely started so her eggs will lead to a stillborn child. What the hell is it with you to think that she should be sexy? Do you not think what you're saying? What the frick is wrong with you?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        So she is legal?
        ?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        But I'm in Europe. Our adult age is different here.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          What the frick, Europe?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            More like what the frick Turkey? I knew america was a third world but I expected better from them

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Secularism mental illness they wanted to do opposite of what muslims did since muslims marry young so they put it high and killed their birth rate.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Brainwashed moron. Even younger than that is normal if not for feminsim propaganda and birth rate killing laws.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >13 if penetration is not involved
            Yeah, I think I can work with that.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >TFW I fricked a 16yo girl(with her consent of course) as a 39yo greek male this year and got away with it
            Sometimes you do be living your myth in Greece

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >16
              too old. Many go to asia to frick young girls.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              sounds fake. women only want chad not incels

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Ukraine has no AoC
            Trve saviors of the white race indeed.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Boring bait and not funny. Unless you think what you wrote is real then i'm sad for you.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's a video game character, no matter how old she is she can never consent, have a nice day now

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >She's underaged, she can't consent, she is a child
        The age of consent in the majority of the US is 16. Age of majority and age of consent are two legally distinct things.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        This anon was chemically castrated by the government

        • 8 months ago
          sage

          good morning saar

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            you peepee no work

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    When ff7 remake part 6: originix exodus will release it might make a profit, square is genius.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    How many threads will you spam daily?

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Giving away your previous game for free with your new game should be a more common thing. At least as a pre order bonus like this. I'm sure it will get more people to pre order Rebirth now as they are getting a "free game" with it.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this a real image or is there a two foot penor on each of the women cropped out

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      the picture is edited to give Tifa bigger boobs

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Yuffie's arm so long?
    >another $200M Square Enix flop
    I wish but homosexuals will buy it and call it the best FF of all time again. NuFFfans gobble up every shit be it XVI, VIIR, XIV even XV and XIII have more defenders than haters nowadays. It's disgusting.

    I hope to see a day Squeenix dies and they do another merger but only after Enix splits off again without all the ESG and business unit shit. Then what's left merges with insert pozzed Western company or insert Tencent owned company. And the new name is just a square icon with tthe other companies name. No one will even remember that this is Square. Enix will thrive and Squeenix will be forgotten. Then Sakaguchi comes in and

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Her breasts look great here
    >it's photoshop
    modders will fix it

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's bad enough that Yuffie's shorts are buttoned, but the belt adds insult to injury. There better be a good in universe explanation for this.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unbuttoned version only for Ever Crisis.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It'll unironically be good. Not lifechanging, but good. Will probably outsell XVI.
    Squeenix learned with XVI that their marketing department has finally figured out the the Gen Z/Millenial serotonin buttons with "Come To Me, Ifrit," type soundbyte shortform advertising and they'll probably push the shit out of some Sephiroth voice line.
    PS5's in the last couple of months have started selling for sub 400 with peripherals on secondhand markets so the "Lol $700 Gaem" argument is dead.
    They're releasing two months behind the anticipated December date which just allows for greater post-holiday recovery spending on non-essential goods.

    And all that aside, the game looks Fun.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to coom buckets up in Yuffie's baby oven. ;x0x; (crying emoji)

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