You now remember Dobson loved Other M despite that entire game having a fetish with showing Samus in her skin tight zero suit at every chance and at every angle
Also it portrayed her as a weak b***h who basically plays no significant part in the plot and constantly needs men to rescue her. Hell, she can't even use her suit's abilities unless Adam gives her explicit permission to do so which makes his complaints about Princess Peach hypocritical.
Dobson hated Metroid Prime because it was FPS, and in his mind FPS = game for dudebros, AKA the people who bullied him through all his life. So when Metroid abandoned first person with Other M he saw it as a "win" against his bullies and had to defend it at all costs.
The looks aren't important its what you do with him. Koizumi elevated Link higher than Miyamoto could ever dream of and that is what makes him seethe. Its why he left Aonuma in charge since he knew that failure would never make anything that could surpass him.
I can only imagine him trying to force a smile while internally seething. That or trying to explain that that thing was actually not a good thing. Either way he has gone out of his way to make sure that won't happen again.
Why can't you guys ever shut up about this asshat? There haven't been any more lols to milk for years and yet he still gets consistent threads, far more than even lolcows that are still relevant.
Dobby hits different and people miss him for that. He also would come to his own defense every now and then and had to be chased away with carnival masks. Besides we still have daily Chibi threads so its not like its only dobson we care about.
have somehow missed whoever Chibi is, so I can't comment on that, but the rest is just like any random who happens to have a weird take and vehemently defend it, which is a common occurrence on Ganker.
It's occasionally funny, but it gets old after years and years with no new material.
It’s kind of an excuse to talk about new vs old and funny localization differences
Also inflation
I'm in doubt that people need an excuse to talk about either of those things.
Dobson made up his mind that the American DiC cartoons were the real Nintendo canon, and he never forgave the nips for not acknowledging it in the games.
How old is this comic? Did Dobson draw femboy link first? I fricking doubt it but you begin to wonder sometimes like CWC having arguably the first Let's Play.
Literally everything he claims happened here is nonsensical in some way. >Mario can be from Brooklyn and also Italian >Peach literally never “fought with Mario” >I don’t even know where to begin with the Link stuff when he was at his most masculine in Twilight Princess which I’m guessing came out by the time this was made >Samus wears the armor in every game for like 99% of them
Does Dobson actually play video games? This reminds me of when my family found a video about Mario and Luigi hurting their heads by jumping into blocks when people who actually played the games know that they’re punching them, weird pseudo knowledge shit.
The fact that he loves lady in the water is so fricking funny. The villain in that movie is literally a professional critic, which is defeated my m night shamalans self insert
No. Also
>effeminine
>Mario is from Brooklyn
>Peach is a girlboss
>Wonder canonized inflation
Dobson fricking won.
Damn
>Wonder canonized inflation
Wut?
>Oh God, it hurts!
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Has been a thing since World
It goes back to world but it was only Mario and Luigi that could inflate in that game
There is a stage that you inflate like a balloon to gather a wonder seed.
Mario can also inflate in 3D in SM64DS.
Yoshi could do it too in some of the Wii games too now that I think about it.
>Wonder canonized inflation
P-Balloons (Magic Balloons) were a thing since SMW dumb zoomer.
No you see, SMW wasn't canon. That's the difference. Miyamoto said so.
calm thine breasts
No
Kek! Though this was Brian Peppers from the thumbnail.
Shit
real?
Dobson was too stupid to understand palette limitations.
if you think this is effeminate you're fricking gay
but twilight princess though
Twilight princess link is muscular and wrestles rock monsters
He’s wearing a skirt…
I think you mean “effeminine”
You now remember Dobson loved Other M despite that entire game having a fetish with showing Samus in her skin tight zero suit at every chance and at every angle
Dobson just likes being a contrarian so he can seem interesting.
so, like Ganker?
zero suit samus was other m's only redeeming value
That is exactly why he liked it.
Guy has a pretty blatant lesbian fetish.
Dobson loved Other M because he was the only Wii console warrior on the planet
Also it portrayed her as a weak b***h who basically plays no significant part in the plot and constantly needs men to rescue her. Hell, she can't even use her suit's abilities unless Adam gives her explicit permission to do so which makes his complaints about Princess Peach hypocritical.
What a weird fetish
Dobson hated Metroid Prime because it was FPS, and in his mind FPS = game for dudebros, AKA the people who bullied him through all his life. So when Metroid abandoned first person with Other M he saw it as a "win" against his bullies and had to defend it at all costs.
Yet he played Skyrim, a first person game, at 12FPS on his mac.
Dobson is a massive hypocrite.
>anime artstyle
>claims to hate anime
>compares "bad" PCs to McDonald's
>used to go to McDonald's every Friday
>claims to be a big brain sports hating nerd
>can't do math or understand RPG
>Implying Miyamoto Link looks more threatening than Koizumi Link
Will Miyamoto ever stop seething that his big nosed moron hobbit got replaced?
The looks aren't important its what you do with him. Koizumi elevated Link higher than Miyamoto could ever dream of and that is what makes him seethe. Its why he left Aonuma in charge since he knew that failure would never make anything that could surpass him.
I wonder how many times Miyamoto has been in a conversation that went
>Wow, you created Zelda?? I love [thing that Koizumi added]!
Miyamoto seems like a guy who, when the camera isn't pointed at him, would be a fricking butthole
That's the impression I got from the Iwata Asks interviews. A lot of guests would make light heart comments about how he shoots down ideas (laughter).
I can only imagine him trying to force a smile while internally seething. That or trying to explain that that thing was actually not a good thing. Either way he has gone out of his way to make sure that won't happen again.
Wait until he hears about Dinosaur Planet.
Miyamoto boogeyman gays are still at it huh
>Aonuma in charge since he knew that failure would never make anything that could surpass him
He did, many times
You don't even play the games
As much as it sucks zoomers and the subsequent generations are going to call BotW the high point of the franchise for decades to come.
Why can't you guys ever shut up about this asshat? There haven't been any more lols to milk for years and yet he still gets consistent threads, far more than even lolcows that are still relevant.
Dobby hits different and people miss him for that. He also would come to his own defense every now and then and had to be chased away with carnival masks. Besides we still have daily Chibi threads so its not like its only dobson we care about.
have somehow missed whoever Chibi is, so I can't comment on that, but the rest is just like any random who happens to have a weird take and vehemently defend it, which is a common occurrence on Ganker.
It's occasionally funny, but it gets old after years and years with no new material.
I'm in doubt that people need an excuse to talk about either of those things.
It’s kind of an excuse to talk about new vs old and funny localization differences
Also inflation
I assumed that it was dobson making these threads.
I miss him to be honest. I hope he is doing well, wherever he is
whatever happened to ol' dob anyway
He never really blew up.
He certainly nailed Link.
mario is from brooklyn again and princess peach is fighting alongside him
>he doesn't know his Mario lore
When was Mario supposed to be from Brooklyn is he talking about the movie?
Dobson made up his mind that the American DiC cartoons were the real Nintendo canon, and he never forgave the nips for not acknowledging it in the games.
How old is this comic? Did Dobson draw femboy link first? I fricking doubt it but you begin to wonder sometimes like CWC having arguably the first Let's Play.
2010
Oh, then definitely not.
First Let's Play was a train game played on national TV by a japanese man forced to enter catalogue sweepstakes to survive.
The first Lets Play was Let’s Play Pokemon Emerald on the Games subforum of SA in like 2005
CWC released his Animal Crossing video over a year before those homosexuals ever had the idea to make a LP.
The first Let’s Play was one filmed by Chris Chan of the original Animal Crossing that he sent in to Nintendo Power in 2003
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Only about Link
No.
Literally everything he claims happened here is nonsensical in some way.
>Mario can be from Brooklyn and also Italian
>Peach literally never “fought with Mario”
>I don’t even know where to begin with the Link stuff when he was at his most masculine in Twilight Princess which I’m guessing came out by the time this was made
>Samus wears the armor in every game for like 99% of them
Does Dobson actually play video games? This reminds me of when my family found a video about Mario and Luigi hurting their heads by jumping into blocks when people who actually played the games know that they’re punching them, weird pseudo knowledge shit.
nah he just watched the dic Mario and Zelda cartoons
>no
>Mario 2 and I guess her own videogame
>He's girly now
>true
He was wrong then but he got most things right by now
WOULD
Looking back, were (you) right?
I miss Dobby.
Dobby was always gemmy and correctness
No. Never.
>need a Thesasus to understand Final fantasy VII
The fact that he loves lady in the water is so fricking funny. The villain in that movie is literally a professional critic, which is defeated my m night shamalans self insert
wtf dobson
wtf I love dobson now
I almost feel bad for Dobson. Being incapable of taking criticism or avoiding bait can really ruin you (unless you're a sexy woman)
He's unironically right about most of these stuff
>Zelda: tv show
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>associating Bugs Bunny with furries
I will always be mad
her name was always peach tho
Lol, lmao even
The sad thing with this one is that the concept and artstyle are actually nice, it’s just that Dobson can’t let his autism go.
>Marios not from Brooklyn anymore?
Why is he obsessed with that? Was that ever in the games?
dobby thinks the DiC cartoons are the main canon for Mario and Zelda
That one isn't a canon Dobson comic. He only did the art, it was written by Brentalfloss.
It mentions Link's blond hair two (2) times. I find it hard to believe that Dobson had no input.
Dobson has literally never been right about anything which is why he was forced to quit the internet.
>aigay post this with no shame when it's worse than Dobson's own artwork
computers will never be able to surpass Dobson's geniality
>that police officer
literally BUILT for BBP
I miss Dobson a lot
How entertaining was that moron
No.
It amazes me that every mention of Miyamoto brings the usual morons, even on unrelated threads like these. What a bunch of gays.
>Dobson thread on day one
I see Ganker is starting off the new year correctly.