Lord of the rings: the third age

Unironically better than FFX.

Discuss.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That sounds pretty ironic to me.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've played the GBA version which is the completely different from the console version. The GBA plays like a tacitcal strategy RPG. It's pretty interesting.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One of the most genuinely average games I've ever played. Nothing great, nothing awful. It is a game that exists.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its still the cream of the crop on LOTR games

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It really isnt. Why anyone would want to play as not aragorn and not gimili as opposed to the original cast is beyond me. The only cool parts of the third age is when you get to team up with the fellowship which is few and far in between.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are any of the Lord of the Rings games worth playing?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Two Towers and Return of the King and 3rd Age all for the GBA are pretty good. Two Towers and King are diablo like clones which is pretty neet for the GBA

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The frick are you talking about? TT and ROTK are closer to Dynasty Warriors than fricking Diablo.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's talking about the GBA versions specifically, not the console versions.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      PS2
      >two towers
      >rotk
      >third age
      PC
      >Shadow of Mordor
      >Shadow of War
      >BFME 1&2
      >LOTRO

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >PS2
        Wouldn't the GameCube and Xbox versions be better?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shadow of Mordor is good. The sequel is full of cultural enrichment and garbage aimed at selling microtransactions.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They gave awaay the microtrannies

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >cultural enrichment
        rent free

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      on PC
      BFME
      LOTRO

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      War In The North
      Shadow Of Mordor
      Shadow Of War

      only these 3 are worth playing the rest are garbage for nostalgia blinded homosexuals (especially Battle Of Middle Earth the janky slop)

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >War In The North worth playing
        kek

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you didn't play it and no one e-celeb every shilled it so ofc you will assume it's bad

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >War in the North
        Completely forgot about this game. I stopped playing it for some reason, I think it was performance issues. Also, it felt a bit repetitive.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      War of the Ring

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The one that mogged Twilight Princess' unoriginal ass.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This game and it's sequel were awesome, the graphics blew my mind back in the day an it still holds up really well.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing I remember about this game is the totally absurd final boss. They threw all the lore-friendliness out of the window at the very last moment.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Explain right now okay?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The final boss is the fricking Eye of Sauron. Seriously. The whole game is about catching up or assisting the Community in their journey and you suddenly are up there fighting the eye.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like games where I can exp max and be super strong.

    With the third age; when you get to the chapter at helm's deep, when you're up on the wall and the orks are climbing the ladder; as long as you don't break the ladders, the orcs will keep coming indefinitely. While a bit time consuming; it only has to be done once. Afterwards, can feel like a true hero of middle earth with most skills and magics unlocked. Really enjoyed this game; would play again.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based game...loved all the debuffs and turn order shenanigans you could do.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not, but I still like it. Wish we had more FFX-likes.
    Playing through it right now. Just beat the balrog. Animations take too long in battle, most of them don't come close to actually connecting which is annoying every time I see it, and on hard mode enemies have just a bit too much health and that adds to the overall length of battles.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    more like bored of the rings, amirite?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wish. That was back when mainstream humor was still legitimately funny.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw no silmarillion games
    they'd probably just make up some haradrim woman anyways who mysteriously knows magic and is also the greatest swordsman ever and make her the savior of middle earth...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >who mysteriously knows magic and is also the greatest swordsman ever
      Uhhh, because she went to the future and learned from Gandalf? Also she's the daughter of a Blue Wizard and a Pink Wizard (who are just like the Blue Wizards but more powerful and also they're GIRLS!) and has 1 blue eye and 1 yellow eye but they turn green and red when she's casting magic or is angry! She also made friends with a good balrog and a good dragon and they beat up Sauron (that's why he hates girls)! Her only weakness is giant spiders, she can still beat them up but she doesn't like them because they're gross ugyuu~!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I will now play your game.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Difficult to imagine what it'd look like. A RTS with factions and a campaign covers different segments?
      Failing that, there's that one roguelikes that references it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Difficult to imagine what it'd look like
        dating simulator

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Discuss.
    No I will not discuss your low-quality bait. I will sage your thread so it stays buried at the bottom of the catalog.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've only played The Two Towers for the Gamecube (pretty good) and Shadow of War (It was for free on PS4) which was OK.
    Shadow of War was funny because they turn Shelob into a sexy lady who looks like a bawdy Liv Tyler for some reason.
    I'm reading The Hobbit right now and it would make an excellent adventure game. Isn't there one of those?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's a Hobbit adventure game that's pretty average but incredibly soulful. Probably my favorite Tolkien game.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tolkien would vomit at the sight of that

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tolkien would vomit at literally all aspects of what his writing has become in the 21st century.

          Pic is him being unable to get through a single page of a potential LotR script that was about a million times more accurate than than the Peter Jackson movies.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Do you have more of these? I find this stuff fascinating

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I wish but not really. I'm sure you know the guy wrote all day every day for like 80 years and people have spent their lives publishing and analyzing it but he had very little interest in pop culture or adaptations

              His letter to the Nazis when they asked him to prove his German ancestry so they could translate LotR to German is solid.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that's fake, anon

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's not. It's right there in the Letters of Tolkien book July 1938. I'll wait for you to respond.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm sick and tired of autists pretending like Tolkien was the best fantasy writer that ever was. He had his lore down pat, but that's about it. In terms of characterization, plot, and his burning hatred of metaphor making his fantasy less poetic as a result (no, those drunken shitty pub songs he threw in are not good either) makes his work feel particularly derivative.

            Sure, you can make the most realistic, the most well articulated, the most structured and organized fantasy story in the history of human kind, but if it isn't fun and entertaining, why even fricking bother? It's still all made-up nonsense in the end.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had this game as a teen and I hated it
    Being a knock off version of the fellowship following their footsteps but doing nothing of import was so stupid. The whole game is pointless.
    If it had a strong original story it could have been good.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its not pointless what the frick is your problem?
      You want to sit there and claim its pointless?
      You get in my face with that Ill beat your goddamn ass you son of a b***h.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick did you just fricking say about me, you little b***h? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Tolkien studies and have been involved in numerous secret raids on Electronic Arts forums.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This shit was impossible

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think it might just be an awful game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://cml-a.com/content/2021/04/06/lord-of-the-rings-snes-bugfix/

      It's also on Romhacking as a patch.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Really fun, but a bit of a slog in the overworld.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's for younger ages, but it was still fun to play.

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