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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buy an ad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      buy a hooker incel

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KEEP

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SAYING

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Black person

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SHILLING

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      being jealous

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ignore the others and don't actually keep saying it OP. Just go back to lurking, it's not big news

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Dunkey
    I still don't know who this is. Why are you so obsessed with some guy?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's some complete fricking idiot fat white guy who talks in this janky Black person voice and he's an idiot. He has nothing to say. People who watch him are kind of extra moronic

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he really spent a million to deflect from the keep saying it allegations that are always posted whenever his name is mentioned

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, he is terrified of nobodies and teenagers on Ganker

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he really spent a million
      nice job just making shit up

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        keep saying it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      qrd?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shut the frick up you homosexual shill b***h

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i felt like the rando in the counter strike video was trying to gaslit him with it. wonder why he kept it in or is dunkey just oblivious to it

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who?

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anyone here play it tho

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ganker
      >playing games
      you even have to ask?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Keep saying it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny because that dude probably wants to frick Donkey and not his gf

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thats literally why he stopped hanging out with sky williams, he wouldnt stop trying to frick him and leah had enough

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care how good reviews indie shit gets I'm not playing it
    Just like I didn't play undertale or hades or celeste or gone home or any other fotm gay shit pushed by troony journos

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Brags about not playing indie games in the modern era
      This isn't the flex you think it is.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        99% of AA and AAA games are slop.
        100% of indie games are slop.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What

      >Brags about not playing indie games in the modern era
      This isn't the flex you think it is.

      said but also
      Undertale was unironically pretty good at the time, great music and pretty unique spin on things if you go in blind it was pretty memorable.
      Hades is overrated normalgay slop and like, a 3/10 roguelike all things considered, celeb VA and good art is enough to get it 10/10 normalgay attention I guess, boring as frick in reality, curse of the dead gods is a better hades than hades and even thats a 6/10.
      Celeste is overrated too, would much rather play the messenger.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not reading all that

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >uh oh, I cant read more than 18 words before my mind drifts to ADHD town
          Huh, figures.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hades' story progression as a roguelike element was unique.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the game definitely would have been forgotten if not for Dunkey gays based on the reviews, which given its mediocrity and how derivative it is of every other pixel puzzle platformer that's ever existed doesn't surprise me

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i've been here 24/7 for well over a decade and there has never been anti-dunkey sentiment on this board you spamming fricking Black person

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >make a highly unoriginal and derivative game that'd be forgotten under normal circumstances
    >sell yourself out to a popular youtuber publishing company to be successful anyways

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >popular youtuber publishing company
      which one?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bigmode, Video game Dunkey's company.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >make product
      >find company that markets it
      NOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST DO THAT BECAUSE.... .YOU JUST CANT, OKAY????

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >WAO GYEZ CRITTICK REEVOOS ARE NAO GUUD
    Since when do we ever, even once, care what journalists say?
    They said deathloop was a 10/10 must play masterpiece, btw.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel bad for the dev. All the praise is going to some e-celeb homosexual and not him.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally just thinking the same fricking thing. Keep seeing people talk about "dunkeys game", it's sad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because the game itself is unoriginal and mediocre and if it wasn't published by Bigmode nobody would care or play it. That's not to say Dunkey is a good creator but he's popular and nearly all the reviews are parroting him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes but think of this way, right now it has like 1000+ reviews on steam and if Dunkey hadn't been shilling it there'd probably be like 50 or something. Games like that don't stand out these days, even if they're good, unless there's some kind of extra thing about them to let people know they exist. Dunkey's fans are so fricking stupid you see people reviewing the game saying they don't like it and still giving it a thumbs up.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        at least he's not summoning thousands of barely coherent third worlders to shill the game like power liches at capcom

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We know what Leah is thankful of, but what is Dunkey thankful of?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I forgot this game even existed until you reminded me, anon, but good for him.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have to lead the ghost cat around the map and activate the statue at the end
    how were you supposed to figure this out? the statue wanted an item you never actually get.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      zoomers couldnt figure it out....

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        figure what out?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >figure what out
          Zoomers cant read either I guess

          >have to lead the ghost cat around the map and activate the statue at the end
          how were you supposed to figure this out? the statue wanted an item you never actually get.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            boomers can act like they know

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why would a 60 year old care about a "puzzle" in some random indie game?
              The frick are you on about. Its no ones fault other than your own that you cant read or pay attention to a game, it was pretty simple to figure out and even if you missed all the clues, people whove played enough games would just assume, hence why only zoom zooms would struggle with such a monumental task.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >WAHH WAHH SPOONFEED ME
          No

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait I actually made it there with that thing following me and then died was I on the right track then?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So how is he going to change the gaming industry by just publishing another metroidvania? I was expecting something a little more innovative when he made such a bold claim.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    play Animal Well!

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Continue vocalizing it

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was proven years ago that the cuck videos weren’t him

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Post Gamergate
    >Across the board "perfect" scores
    Am I supposed to be impressed?

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What if we made a metroidvania without the combat but put in some cute animals to appease kids and girl gamers.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cope and seethe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah Sheepo’s pretty good.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Played it for a while (didn't buy, thanks to anon for dumping it on mediafire, lol). It's really boring - it has some atmosphere, cool looking rooms etc. but you just now that it's just "collect 50 eggs, then collect 20 EXTRA HIDDEN OBJECTS" and then "wow, did you notice that if you go inside the room 10 times and jump 100 times on some platform, the secret door opens? Wooooow".
    The dev saying "the game has le multiple layers and le puzzles which would take YEARS to solve" absolutely ruins any mystery the game could have had (like Fez and The Witness having more to them that what's on the surface, but the devs didn't spell it out explicitly).
    Absolutely pointless game which will be forgotten in a month.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >losing to solitaire
    Shameful! This is what people are trying to hype up? Get some numbers first

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Here's another indie game that released one day earlier for reference

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't trust 10/10 games ever since Celeste

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not really my type of game but I saw it only occupies about 35MB. These days that's a performance. It's mentioned that he used (obviously) a custom engine. Does anyone know any info about what language he wrote it in?

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't mind being Leah's bull, she's cute in a nerdy girl kinda way and would probably say lewd things in a cute girl voice.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      go back to sucking dicks on reddit

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't Ganker stop thinking about cuckshit and black wieners?
    Is this an American thing?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Americans are asleep, it's SEA primetime now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most of these 'people ' are literal ESL subhumans or actual bots.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I already know that this is a shill thread, but I just want to point out to shills this little tip: change the way you shill and talk about different games. I can read a single line of a comment and instantly know whether you're a shill or not. The way you talk about this game us how you talked about Alan Wake 2, HZD and many other different games. You guys really need to step up your game, though I doubt you get paid enough to do so. Then again AI will soon take over your jobs instead. Also Dunkey, you're an insufferable cuck with no taste who no one outside of your cult likes. Go buy an ad. Your wife is ugly too.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't know who you are talking about.
    Is the game in the image good?
    > Dude, the review scores are right there
    We both know that the opinions of 'professional' reviewers is worth less than nothing. Give me your personal, unfiltered dogshit opinion.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >omg it's so deep yet quirky I crie
    All the shilling for this game is as organic as a loaf of plastic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lmfao did this homie really cry because of this game

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's the gameplay like anyways, metroidvania or a puzzle game?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's Halo 2 meets Halo 3

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a Tuniclike. The game is figuring out where to go and what the frick the items you find can do. They all have an obvious use and usually at least one less obvious interaction.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >metroidvania or a puzzle game?
      Hybrid of both, you have the same metroidvania exploration but instead of just using a power in the obvious way you have to solve a puzzle.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker was in a war with dunkey?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We just keep up appearances for marketing purposes.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >walking simulator
    :/
    >walking simulator, side scrolling
    😀

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Beat it. It's short but fun enough. Still getting all the eggs and secrets. Not a bad pick dunkey. Metroidvanias are safe bets.

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