M3TW

>it's the year 2028
>creative assembly is resurrected from the dead to develop M3 due to high demand
>pre rendered hype announcement trailer looks incredible
>could it be?
2029
>M3 drops
>same old engine
>single unit generals (with superpowers)
>richard the lionheart turns into an actual lion
>limited to 3 buildings per city
>no more infrastructure, farms, ports, economy tab, too complicated
>3 factions on launch, England, France, HRE plus 1 pre order faction and snail armor reskin for french knights and they/them-at-arms
>faction units are the same just reskins
>pay $160 piecemeal to get the rest of the game
>still doesn't have half the factions in M2
>map doesn't extend east past jerusalem
>america is cut
>africa is cut
>your danish axemen are still black for some reason
>DLC blood
>no more navies
>diplomacy somehow worse
>islam has buffs, catholicism has debuffs
>two agents types, imams and warriorkween assassins

Be careful what you wish for. What you'll get (if you ever get a historical title again) will probably be even worse than what I've described.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Medieval II Remastered soon...
    Come home, white gamer...

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Medieval II Remastered soon...
      sorry little bro CA nots going to give them the chance to work on it

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Medieval 2 works fine to this day, so why bother...

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Faction and region number limits

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Modders need SOME restrictions in order to deliver good mods. Otherwise you end up like that Rome Remasterd mod with the 1000 province map. Pure bloat and the game wasn't designed for that many provinces.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Otherwise you end up like that Rome Remasterd mod with the 1000 province map.
            yea and its extremely based

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Frick off homosexual

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            So true

            >Otherwise you end up like that Rome Remasterd mod with the 1000 province map.
            yea and its extremely based

            Frick off homosexual

            You need to be extremely autistic to think that TW style game is fit for having so many provinces
            Sometimes less is more

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >You need to be extremely autistic
              who do you think these mods are made for? back to one province france you go.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              The only people who think having a massive map is a problem are spergs who feel compelled to WC every single campaign

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Sometimes less is more

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                less is more
                he is not wrong

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                he is wrong

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                you are wrong

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                you are both wrong

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I like that pic because it shows that the average Gankerermin is just a 00-10 era scum of the earth console kiddie slop shitter (yes, god of war is more of a kids game than 99% of cutesy platformers just via its target audiance of mctenddies chomping burgeroid youths that swipe theit parents credit cards). Boo hoo, your dogshit busy-box tier slop now caters to girls as well as boys. Cry me a river - its just as shit now as when you licked it up.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Remoooooooved platforming from [game]
                Good.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no announcements about medieval 2 remaster anywhere
      don't bait us like this, damn you!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll buy it if they finally fix the fricking siege AI and unit cohesion. Unit cohesion is worse than Rome 2, and the siege AI might be the worst in the entire series.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Camera not fixed
      >pathfinding not fixed
      >diplomacy and chivalry not fixed
      >after battle random crashes
      >garbage procedural generated maps when fighing near mountains

      >remove nazi imaginery in the holy roman empire
      >reskin of all basic units to be at least 50% black
      >remove offensive traits
      >remove all generals prebattle banter

      No thanks.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >remove nazi imaginery in the holy roman empire
        ???

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          He means how gays think the Iron Cross and other historical Germanic symbols that were still in use in the 1930's-40's are routinely declared National Socialist symbols and imagery to the point the HRE heraldic eagle that is a derivative of Rome is usually censored or flat removed.

          Deaths Head Hussar's for example are Nazi because it shares similarities with the SS one - according to illiterate, university educated social science majors.
          It will happen and already has with the Imperial Cross absent from most of the Empire factions in Warhammer.

          CA has been sucking diversity wiener for 10+ years for gibs and clearly reached critical mass ala acting like gays and ending up in gay company who thought they were among friends.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          There are is a good handful of Prussian and German iconography that the Nazi used extensively. Mainly the Iron Cross.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            He means how gays think the Iron Cross and other historical Germanic symbols that were still in use in the 1930's-40's are routinely declared National Socialist symbols and imagery to the point the HRE heraldic eagle that is a derivative of Rome is usually censored or flat removed.

            Deaths Head Hussar's for example are Nazi because it shares similarities with the SS one - according to illiterate, university educated social science majors.
            It will happen and already has with the Imperial Cross absent from most of the Empire factions in Warhammer.

            CA has been sucking diversity wiener for 10+ years for gibs and clearly reached critical mass ala acting like gays and ending up in gay company who thought they were among friends.

            They even complain about the Zapfenstreich and they have an aneurysm everytime they realise that Japan still uses the rising sun flag.

            these homosexuals betetr not touch med 2
            they fricked rome remaster and i can't still believe how they could do it without doing it on purpose
            don't try to fix things that work you feral homosexuals

            Maybe they will fix pikes.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            He means how gays think the Iron Cross and other historical Germanic symbols that were still in use in the 1930's-40's are routinely declared National Socialist symbols and imagery to the point the HRE heraldic eagle that is a derivative of Rome is usually censored or flat removed.

            Deaths Head Hussar's for example are Nazi because it shares similarities with the SS one - according to illiterate, university educated social science majors.
            It will happen and already has with the Imperial Cross absent from most of the Empire factions in Warhammer.

            CA has been sucking diversity wiener for 10+ years for gibs and clearly reached critical mass ala acting like gays and ending up in gay company who thought they were among friends.

            Bundeswehr still uses the Iron Cross though? Sure, no more Balkenkreuz for them but that one does not date back to M2 timeframe.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              You really think that'll stop the cancelloids? These people are masters at stretching definitions to cover anything they don't like.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              The Iron Cross is from the Napoleonic era so it doesn't date back to the M2 timeframe either

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      these homosexuals betetr not touch med 2
      they fricked rome remaster and i can't still believe how they could do it without doing it on purpose
      don't try to fix things that work you feral homosexuals

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rome Remastered is the best thing to happen to Total War in the last 10 years you brainless frick. It's by far the superior way to play RTW.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I won’t play your mod.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        What's wrong with Rome Remastered?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          ugly UI which is a pretty useless complaint. the real issue is that for better or worse, its just the same rome, so AI is still dogshit pathfinding still bad diplomacy useless.
          maybe there might be a very very very slight improvement but its not really noticeable as say the newer titles.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            what game after rome has better pathfinding?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Medieval 3

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're working on something else though.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is utterly ridiculous. Why do you invent such obviously over-exaggerated scenarios in their head? Obviously the 3 factions at the start of the game are going to be the HRE, The Byzantine Empire and the Ottoman Empire.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >3 factions at the start of the game on launch that look and play completely different from one another

      Never gonna happen. It's going to be 2 cookie-cutter countries with copy-pasted units, and then that one odd-ball country that nobody likes.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The real sin would be game being a reskin of Rome2, just like every post Rome2 game.
    HP bars, floaty units with no weight, no collisions, armies only with generals etc

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kek, amazing post OP, entirely agree + based + funny

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >warriorkween assassin kills imam. game canceled

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    do people really want this? Imagine the bloat, 100gb installation size (Rome went from 3.5gb to 45) garbage unoptimized framrate and load times, meanwhile i can play M2TW on my potato PC max settings and very huge unit size.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you are just talking out of your ass, the bloat is from upgraded unit skins and textures which is unavoidable if you want an old game to look halfway decent, how the frick would you even type in gigabytes of code?

      why should anybody make games for potato pcs anyway? as charity?

      which means that medieval being a clone of Rome 1 won't be 100gb but around 50 like RTWR and every other fricking game with the same level of graphic detail.

      and of course some things will not be fixed because it's a remaster of an old game with a limited budget, what we expect from it is that they break the limits of the engine like they did in Rome 1 and open the steam workshop so the modders have an easier time modding.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        even if it happens it will be same story as Rome, lazy port of mobile Med2

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the bloat is from upgraded unit skins and textures which is unavoidable if you want an old game to look halfway decent,
        40gb of extra models just to make the game look 10% better at best, and far worse at worst?
        >how the frick would you even type in gigabytes of code?
        The problem is optimization. These morons would just jam 300+ mb horse models into the game.
        >why should anybody make games for potato pcs anyway? as charity?
        To have people play their games?
        What a fricking stupid question, you hear that people want to buy and play your game and you go out of your way to make it especially unoptimized so they fricking can't? I guess there's no problem if you're making games as a hobby, but you're not. You're making them as a product, one that has to sell at least X amount to recoup losses.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      but RR has good optimization. i can play the mods on the workshop with 70+ factions and the end turn times are faster than rome 2. stop playing on a potato pc.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The post is a satire you fricking moron, of course people don't want that.
      M2: Remastered on the other hand is literally the only positive thing the Total War franchise has left in it.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    All of this would cause chuds suffering and would therefore be welcome. If they are the definition of evil, and they are, then all pain inflicted on them is by default good.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you fricking Total War tards really need 5 threads talking about this garbage? Half of your spam threads are just Ganker shitposting.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      As if the Paradrone threads weren't the same shit

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >buh buh but what about
        Every fricking time. Hey, I heard a paradoxgay jumped off a cliff, you better go do it too!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ain't wishing for shit.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fault shitty Valve recent in-acts for this one-
      Ops sorry, you all still sucking Gaben´s tiny wiener, nevermind

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >clean it up janny shitposts finally reached normalgay social spaces
      >they piss off normalgays even harder than Ganker jannies that do it for free
      hilarious

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, the only thing I'm remotely interested in from CA (actually Feral) is the M2TW remaster. Total War is in terminal condition

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        CA is dying they don't have any money left and I doubt SEGA is willing to fund a remaster after the Rome 1 one failed to sell as well as they hoped.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          2 more weeks now and sega and CA will be bankrupt for good
          eat shit you miserable c**t

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            are you the guy that designed galaxia in hyenas?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              >are you the guy that designed galaxia in hyenas?
              no, im just tired of jaded doom posters that hate video games
              CA fricked up, they fricked up before and will continue to do so, but saying total war is terminal or whatever when it's bringing in money (despite that money being wasted on shit like hyenas) is moronic
              total war will be around for a long time, and CA wont go bankrupt from one controversy

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Total War is in terminal condition
        have a nice day already you miserable c**t

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean yeah, if they are going to pull that shit then they might as well not bother, I will stick with Stainless Steel then.

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>same old engine
    Assuming you mean the current build of TWE3, otherwise we're fricked as TWE2 was dogshit
    unit generals (with superpowers)
    Good then the ai can function on a 3d map, and optional superpowers would be more good content
    the lionheart turns into an actual lion
    For pseudo-fantasy mode
    to 3 buildings per city
    Not gonna happen, just look at Warhammer, they bumped it up to 10 per city and multiple cities per region
    >>no more infrastructure, farms, ports, economy tab, too complicated
    Never gonna happen
    >>3 factions on launch, England, France, HRE plus 1 pre order faction and snail armor reskin for french knights and they/them-at-arms
    Plus 20 playable minor factions of Italian cities, Scandinavians, Iberian factions, Crusader states, and Slavs
    units are the same just reskins
    For shared units like Men-at-arms, but this time with unique details like shield coat-of-arms
    >>pay $160 piecemeal to get the rest of the game
    $60 to get rest of major factions like Ottoman Empire and the Golden Horde. $30 in unit packs, $50 in new campaigns and $20 for blood
    doesn't have half the factions in M2
    M2 doesn't have half the factions of M3? That's great news
    >>map doesn't extend east past jerusalem
    As in the region of greater Jerusalem right? So just like Medieval 1
    is cut
    Dlc bloat that deserves it's own game instead, or at least stand alone expansion
    is cut
    Saharan Africa is just 4+ turns between cities bloat anyways
    >>your danish axemen are still black for some reason
    Considering Denmark was known for slavery and sailing the Atlantic, it's not impossible. Unique hero unit btw
    >>DLC blood
    Imagine still being mad about this 14 years later
    >>no more navies
    Yeah it's medieval times, you recruit merchant ships for navies, but it hurts your economy if you do so too long
    somehow worse
    Worse than what? Medieval 2 had some of the worse anyways

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      has buffs, catholicism has debuffs
      Compared to Medieval 2 where Catholic factions were over powered. Orthodox also get buffs, and can now launch their holy wars too
      >>two agents types, imams and warriorkween assassins
      Do you even play Total War games? They always have 3 agents, in this case priests, spies, and knights
      Would pre-order if they did this, especially if they add back glorious achievements (possible pre-order bonus)

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      has buffs, catholicism has debuffs
      Compared to Medieval 2 where Catholic factions were over powered. Orthodox also get buffs, and can now launch their holy wars too
      >>two agents types, imams and warriorkween assassins
      Do you even play Total War games? They always have 3 agents, in this case priests, spies, and knights
      Would pre-order if they did this, especially if they add back glorious achievements (possible pre-order bonus)

      wow he made a post where he says everything to make everyone mad!
      now that's epic!
      what a troll master!

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >op pwnd so hard he ragequit

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gonna ask in here since the historical Total War thread went somewhere. I finally got around to getting a campaign going in Medieval II for the first time last night as England, how do I peace out of wars in this game? I have half of Frances's provinces taken but they still won't quit, and now other countries have attacked me so I'm just stuck fighting everything west of the HRE because everyone keeps refusing my ceasefire proposals.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >peace out of wars
      Hehehehe.
      HEHEHEHEHEHEHE.

      Real answer. The game has a bias toward to player and the more enemies you have the weaker you are perceived, which in turn cause other factions to wage war on you.
      AI is generally too stubborn to be reasoned and you probably have a despicatable reputation anyway. You could give them back some regions and pay a hefty amount, but that's never worth it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >how do I peace out of wars in this game
      you dont
      its total war, not total peace

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      90% of your actions in medieval 2 will snowball into negative reputation and endless wars

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        thanks for links
        i actually found thanks to this video other that fix 2handers and pikes

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be me
    >Play Med2 after hearing for years its the best TW
    >Clunky as hell
    >Horrible IA
    >Horrible pathfinding
    >It takes ages for turn skip
    >Absolutely dated in every sense of the word

    Why do people say its the best tw when its actually absolute dogshit? Is it nostalgia? The only good things are the time period and civs to play as.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everything you mentioned is true, but it's the only Total War to extend itself across two different eras (High Middle Ages and Renaissance), it has the best General trait mechanics and family trees, and anyone who hates the Warscape engine will insist that Medieval 2 is the peak of the old engines.

      We're sort of in a "we cannot have our cake and eat it too" situation. Either you play a game that's objectively inferior in many regards to newer titles simply because those newer titles have access to some snowballing improvements, or you play a lobotomized version of Total War that won't let you play how you want to because of stupid shit like "all armies must have generals" or "no navies because frick you". Empire and Shogun 2 are kinda the only middle grounds, but they have their own problems.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        tbh it feels like med 2 is a downgrade from og rome, nothing fricking work
        funny thing it is like 13gb vs rome 3,5gb
        med 2 is just big aussie shitpost

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It takes ages for turn skip
      What the frick man, M2TW is super fast

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      the only people I ever seen playing med2 are because of lotr mods

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        EBII is better than those.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

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