I loved it, so much potential for a truly decent game flushed down the drain in pursuit of the black female marvel-viewing audience. SE can't do anything right, it's a barrel of laughs.
Weird how they managed to frick up the appeal of pretty much every type of isekai they could.
it's not as if they were completely clueless, either, since they clearly knew about the power fantasy and special snowflake pandering, but they were utterly incapable of implementing it.
It's one of the most infamously LCD genre and they still shit the bed
Okay so we're past the point that if you make fun of something and it succeeds, you are "seething" and are straight to the point where if you make fun of something that fails miserable you are still "seething". When is it okay to shit on things now?
Played this earlier this year. It honestly isn't half as bad as people make it out to be.
The isekai cringe shit behaviour of the MC is only present at like the first hour of the game. The fact that only females are important figures is also only relevant for like 1 hour.
95% of the game is just doing open world garbage ubislop tier shit.
It literally is in no shape, way or form any worse than TotK, unironically. This does not mean I'm saying it's good, I'm saying both those games are incredibly mediocre.
Honestly. I think if they had to race swap Joanne from Perfect Dark. I think she'd be the best fit if and only if they kept the leotard/one piece outfit
The irony is she's the only good character in the game, her and that old dude. Everyone else is insufferable. The gameplay is ok though, nothing to seethe about. Just an open world collection with simple but satisfying mechanics
>tabata tries western open world slop and SJW brownie points
fails >yoshida makes a FF thats nothing like final fantasy and caters to western got gays
fails
ergo: make fricking JRPGs you degenerate nips. there is a reason people are fed up with western AAA shit.
If she were a smoking hot blonde elf with giant breasts and a chain-mail bikini this game would have been a 10/10.
Instead we get another snoy slop shit fest full of butthurt Black folk with shallow plots because they were doing dumb Black person things.
This is what your Black person-games look like when they don't have an established white character to slaughter and stuff away into a box. Trash experience nobody asked for.
Hell she already had the fifty grand, she could buy an Amtrak ticket anywhere in the country and start fresh and not even have to work for at least a year.
a black woman starring in a great playstation game. It's everything Ganker hates in one single sentence.
screw that I can say it in one word
>bad
it was horrible.
Is “seethe” just another way of saying “laugh” at this point?
Being black, but moreso unintentionally stereotypical to a comedic effect. It was worth playing the opening alone for a laugh before refunding
I loved it, so much potential for a truly decent game flushed down the drain in pursuit of the black female marvel-viewing audience. SE can't do anything right, it's a barrel of laughs.
premise was cool the whole isekai thing is popular but they had to ruin it with a sheboon
ff15 died for this we wuzzery
Weird how they managed to frick up the appeal of pretty much every type of isekai they could.
it's not as if they were completely clueless, either, since they clearly knew about the power fantasy and special snowflake pandering, but they were utterly incapable of implementing it.
It's one of the most infamously LCD genre and they still shit the bed
The game was laughably bad
Okay so we're past the point that if you make fun of something and it succeeds, you are "seething" and are straight to the point where if you make fun of something that fails miserable you are still "seething". When is it okay to shit on things now?
It's ok to shit on things when they are objectively popular and well-regarded, because being contrarian is a laudable personality trait today.
>ET phone home
Ganker is filled with racists homosexuals who hate black kweens.
Played this earlier this year. It honestly isn't half as bad as people make it out to be.
The isekai cringe shit behaviour of the MC is only present at like the first hour of the game. The fact that only females are important figures is also only relevant for like 1 hour.
95% of the game is just doing open world garbage ubislop tier shit.
It literally is in no shape, way or form any worse than TotK, unironically. This does not mean I'm saying it's good, I'm saying both those games are incredibly mediocre.
omg is that... is that... another black "woman" protag??? i will now play your game
>i killed this game with my politics
*freakin' politics
what kind of game/role should Ella be cast in?
Love interest of Jack before he got isekaied into stranger of paradise.
Honestly. I think if they had to race swap Joanne from Perfect Dark. I think she'd be the best fit if and only if they kept the leotard/one piece outfit
She could work as Sheva in RE5 remake, she just needs to be slightly fitter and taller. Bigger boobs too.
>shits on the carpet
> "Why did you shit on my carpet?"
>"lol seethe u mad bro? Rent free"
The irony is she's the only good character in the game, her and that old dude. Everyone else is insufferable. The gameplay is ok though, nothing to seethe about. Just an open world collection with simple but satisfying mechanics
>seethe
you mean laugh?
come on
>made everyone very sad because Ganker for videogames loves videogames
Now that did actually made me laugh
dis homie killed square enix
>seethe
Mockery doesn't equal anger, my autistic friend.
made a bad game, which made everyone very sad because Ganker for videogames loves videogames, especially good videogames
>"seethe"
okay OP
>seethe
i didnt see that, just saw people making fun of it
It was just a godawful game, and incredibly easy to make fun of
Simple as.
>seethe
I laughed so hard I almost cried watching Oneyplays tear into this abomination.
I made Ganker seethe. With my mind. I made Ganker seethe......... WITH MY MIND! I MADE Ganker SEETHE............. WITH MY MIND!
>Did I just do that?
>I did not just do that.
>tabata tries western open world slop and SJW brownie points
fails
>yoshida makes a FF thats nothing like final fantasy and caters to western got gays
fails
ergo: make fricking JRPGs you degenerate nips. there is a reason people are fed up with western AAA shit.
>*knock knock*
>anon open up, I brought a crave case and soul calibur 2!
if she picks kilik she's out the door
The simplest answer
>Literally no one wanted this
On top of that it was a bad game
If she were a smoking hot blonde elf with giant breasts and a chain-mail bikini this game would have been a 10/10.
Instead we get another snoy slop shit fest full of butthurt Black folk with shallow plots because they were doing dumb Black person things.
This is what your Black person-games look like when they don't have an established white character to slaughter and stuff away into a box. Trash experience nobody asked for.
someone post the webm
Sex with black women
Good afternoon, Barry.
I'd bang the moronic woman that looks like me
100 million dollars
I'm surprised nobody posted the webm of you waking up yet surrounded by "diversity". no nipples?
I want some junior mints
The game itself isn't bad. Its your bog standard open world action rpg. The main character is just insufferably annoying.
>my cat is burning
>my money is on fire
that dumb niggress should have grabbed the cat
Hell she already had the fifty grand, she could buy an Amtrak ticket anywhere in the country and start fresh and not even have to work for at least a year.
Mfw i cant grab a bag and a cat at the same time
literally impossible
I TANKED A STUDIO, WITH MY FREAKIN' MIND!
With her friggin mind!
HEY BARRY, CHECK IT OUT!
I DID SOME MARVEL TO ME SQUARE GAME, AND NOW IT'S ALSO A FLOPPED GAME!
I GOT A FLOPPED GAME, BARRY!
Ella is actually a really good actress, it's just the writers for this game were absolutely god awful.
>seethe
Pic related make people seethe, Flopspoken was just hilariously shit.
butthurt
Superbly crafted.
Writting was a masterstroke
I got it from an LoK thread a few nights ago
>Did I just do that?
>I did not just do that
>HA
>I killed a game dev studio WITH MY FREAKING MIND