>made best book of all time
>made best tv show of all time
>made best video game of all time
How do we stop him?
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>made best book of all time. >made best tv show of all time. >made best video game of all time
Malazan is better.
malazan is redditcore
I wouldn't know, frogtoddler. I don't browse that shithole.
that series where everyone, from the lowliest farmer to the hardened general, is a first year philosophy major
You think you need to be a philosophy major to say basic b***h shit like that? Are you actually brain damaged?
he will never finish his books because he's afraid of being 3 for 3 on shit endings
Lee
It’s amazing how much this fat lazy frick triggers this entire website
Show crashed and burned.
I don't know what hurt more, GoT going to complete and utter shit and then rushing the ending, or Carl being killed on the The Walking Dead for shock value and nothing more and the show gradually getting worse and turned into Marvel with all the spin offs (even if some of the spin offs look decent). There's so much wasted potential from characters should have stayed around longer or straight up should not have ever died.
The Walking Dead was never that good
I enjoyed it a frick ton, after season 6 it started to crumble.
After Season 1 it started to crumble. Season 2 got fricked by the writer's strike at the time, and then Darabont got kicked out and the show just went full moron.
>write 3-4 pages of the setting
>get payd for his name-brand
>*magic*
>he made the game
he's powerful for real
It's fitting that such a hack was involved in the dullest game in the history of adventure games. Seriously, each game involving running through a repetitious overworld fighting braindead, cheesable bosses to advance the nonsensensical story has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the broken enemy AI and horrible controls, the series’ only consistency has been its tedious roll spam combat and bland world design, all to make exploration unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Miyazaki vetoed the idea of including any story or fresh gameplay for Elden Ring; he made sure the game would never be mistaken for an independent experience that wasn't open-world dark souls, just ridiculously profitable eceleb marketing and cashing in on trends. The Reddit Souls series might be anti-Tears of The Kingdom (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-Starfield in its refusal of innovation, exploration and wonder. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>c-critics said Reddit Ring is good
"No!"
The open world is dreadful; the game was terrible. As I played, I noticed that every time I would fight a boss, it was one I've fought 5 times already, or has movesets taken wholesale from previous games.
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time an animation, asset, game mechanic, or boss battle was recycled from another FromSoft title. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Miyazaki's mind is so governed by fake praise and mediocrity that he has no other style of games. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Elden Ring. It read something to the effect of, "If these kids are being told these uninspired games are the pinnacle of gaming, then when they get older they will go on to accept Ubishit." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you play "Elden Ring", you are, in fact, trained to accept Ubishit.
Make your bait shorter. No one is reading all that.
I read all of it. It's a reference dumbass
reference to what? being a homosexual?
ASOIAF goes to shit in books 4 and 5. Feast and Dance are fricking atrocious and people only pretend to like them now as a coping mechanism over the ending of the show, which itself only went to shit because the books went off the rails before GRRM abandoned them completely
AFFC and ADWD made the world a lot more complex and nuanced with things like the Dornish master plan and the Meereen conspiracy. I bet you don't even know who the Harpy is. Brienne's arc is kino because of the way it mirrors Sansa and Arya's journey. Pleb status = filtered. You need 160+ IQ to truly enjoy GRRM's magnum opus.
>who cares that it completely tanked the forward momentum of the story?
>it's epic because it provided a bunch of fodder for me to fill wiki articles with inane trivia bullshit
He will never get to finish ASOIAF
This petty homosexual made every character's name start with G, R, or M.
>How do we stop him?
Trick him into stealing a ring.
>made best
stopped reading right there
>>made best book of all time
Lol
lmao even
It's not even the best souls game
He BTFO Hack Fraud Tolkien in every conceivable way, LOTR is slop compared to Asoiaf.
Ironic that he ended up describing himself.
GRRM is such a fat moron
>you WILL be inundated with PORNOGRAPHY at ALL times FOREVER
>you have never heard or told a single story that doesn't talk about SEX
>no one has ever set out to do anything and done it in all of history
>as if that's not the entire basis of the human race
Thieves think everyone steals and do-nothing pig monsters think nothing has ever been done
GRRM is so wise!
>made best tv show of all time
made me viscerally angry
I will never forgive DnD for Season 7-8
I really should write everyday, but he got taken off Elden Ring a year before release
For me it's Sanderson (Actual Fromsoft fan)
I hope the rumors of him working with Miyazaki for the next Souls game is true.
His work in WoT was a little rough but not bad enough to make me drop it.
is that the guy who wrote those books with that really in depth magic system with pushing and pulling or something. I remember my friend recommended it to me and I didn't like it because of the constant detailed fight scenes that felt like an autist mumbling about a kung fu movie more than anything. I don't really know how so many people can enjoy pages and pages of 'then he did a backflip and attacked with his right hand and pulled the knife to him and stabbed the guy but another guy came up and he pushed off him and'
I might be judging it too harshly though. Also a mind that like would be good for a video game I guess.
what did he even contribute to elden ring? I've heard where he had something to do with the backstory of the setting, but it was just standard miyazaki stuff
Games are so different that is hard to pin one as the best of all time.
>How do we stop him?
a flight of stairs