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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    God just imagine the sodomy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >electrified buttsex

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >electric boogaloo

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Electric Buggaroo

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >not electric buggering

            same, I think he looks alright. this is probably the one time Ocelot's actually being himself instead of being a quadruple agent. although as with most things with MGSV he didn't really get much time to do anything so that kinda sucks.

            >he didn't really get much time to do anything so that kinda sucks
            This was one of my biggest disappointments in the game

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >grabs wiener
      >immediately knows he's a fake

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        this always made me laugh

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        this always made me laugh

        To be honest, this seems like a good way to weed out spies.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well yeah. Snake is hung whereas Raidenovich has a small femine penis.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rapes girly boys
    >rapes bombshell girls
    honestly pretty based

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fight like a man, Volgin

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      VOLGIN?!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        FIND THOSE BOMBS OCELOT

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could Ocelot have beaten him? He deflected Volgin's lightning bolts

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        t.volgin

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He'd lose a fair fight, but Ocelot is too smart, and Volgun is too arrogant for them to have a fair fight.
      >inb4 Virtuous mission Ocelot
      There's no way he learned to ricochet bullets but didn't bother to try the reloading trick, that was ADAM giving Snake a window, and he only took himself out of the equation like that after he had killed everybody not part of the Ocelot Unit.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        If the frickup was intentional, why heed Snake's advice and switch to a revolver?

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why did he do it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Play Peace Walker to find out.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What was his name again?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cold Hotman

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Blow Suckman

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sneed Feedman

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Beef Chickenman

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          cunning strategistman

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gary Oldman

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          OP Straightman

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          New Oldman

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Up Downman

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cis Whiteman

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Man Woman

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        IIRC. Peace walker states that the US knew volgin would use the davy crockett, and planned for it because they wanted to scapegoat and get rid of the boss. But why did volgin himself decide to use it?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Remember the Alamo"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Deliberate false flag against the Americans to force the Kremlin into action to support his pet project.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      sometimes you just gotta get it on

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    peacewalker is better than mgs3

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >guaranteed_replies.png
      You should have a nice day anyway though

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    who wouldn't want to get electricly pounded by such a HUNK?!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      a lot of the shinkawa stylization was lost in MGS5 character design

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        MGSV definitely has a different kind of "style." Curious, though, could you show more characters you think lost their "look"?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          New Ocelot looks soulless

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, yeah, don't get me started. I know he's getting older and slowly evolving into what he looks like in MGS1, but something about him just looks so off. The "Troy Baker cowboy" voice also sounds fake for him, honestly.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think it's the weak stache

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think he looks better without the full 80s stache

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                that plus his face, it looks too normal and realistic, doesn't have the sharp angular features of the art, it's not a bad looking face but it's one that doesn't have a lot of character or presence. and since his outfit is also much more sedate the whole design doesn't have much of an impression. they needed to go full lee van cleef to pull off the desired effect

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                If anything, his face ingame sort of reminds me of a.. weasel. Or some kind of rodent.

                same, I think he looks alright. this is probably the one time Ocelot's actually being himself instead of being a quadruple agent. although as with most things with MGSV he didn't really get much time to do anything so that kinda sucks.

                True, it's definitely a little jarring to see Ocelot not being a triple agent.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                REVOLVER WEASEL

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                well technically he is being a double agent for Big Boss acting as Massive Medic's right hand man, but he said that he's hypnotizing himself to think that that is Big Boss so he wouldn't know it either until he just magically remembers, but for all intensive purposes he's as true to himself as he can be in V compared to any of his other appearances. although the implication here seems to be that he does the self-hypnotization shit every time we see him even in the other games so how far down does the rabbit hole go, we'll never know.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >well technically he is being a double agent for Big Boss acting as Massive Medic's right hand man
                God damn it, I guess he's fooled me because I completely forgot about that.
                >but for all intensive purposes he's as true to himself as he can be in V compared to any of his other appearances.
                but yeah, I basically meant that.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, yeah, don't get me started. I know he's getting older and slowly evolving into what he looks like in MGS1, but something about him just looks so off. The "Troy Baker cowboy" voice also sounds fake for him, honestly.

            idk he looks cool to me, maybe missing a cowboy hat but I guess that'd be too on the nose

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think I just miss the duster, really.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              same, I think he looks alright. this is probably the one time Ocelot's actually being himself instead of being a quadruple agent. although as with most things with MGSV he didn't really get much time to do anything so that kinda sucks.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he is technically correct

                yea people b***hed about mgs long cutscenes but there wasn't enough in V

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                it was really only absurdly long in MGS4 for me personally, but I haven't actually checked and compared the actual runtime on youtube or anything so it's just how I feel playing through them. I like the tapes that V went with to address the complaints when it comes to exposition (the final series of tapes in particular are great), but it just felt a bit too detached.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >too on the nose
              When has that ever been a problem for MGS?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The facescanning is to blame

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    100 BILLION DOLLARS

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he still plays mgs

    nice

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll get up from the toilet right away, sir... Just gonna browse one more thread

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