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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish i had an angel

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A Jirachi wife!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your wife is gonna be asleep for most of your life

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Still worth it

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Captain Midsummer

    I wish that Sanrio gave every israeliteelpet a human form (As in, the 31 israeliteelpets that never got a human form), preferably in a 52 episode sequel to israeliteelpet Magical Change with the same character designers for the israeliteelpet human forms and the same animators that did the original Magical Change anime, while keeping it the same quality as the original and making the art style look exactly like how Magical Change did back in 2015.

    There, I summed it all up in one sentence, which by that logic, means it still counts as one wish. You happy now?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Captain Midsummer

      Also, if I had two more wishes, then the second wish would be for that israeliteelpet Magical Change sequel I talked about in to be a big enough critical and commercial success to revive interest in the israeliteelpet franchise and for Sanrio to consider making more content for the israeliteelpet anime series.

      And the third wish would be to live right next to John Romero so I can tell him how sexy he is every day.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For the cop who gave me a bogus citation that's putting my career at risk of stagnation to have a very merry retrograde ejaculation.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I had long healthy hair down to my ass

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [Redacted for politics]

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    jirachi my wish is that I teleport to a universe where the Fairy type, the mega evolutions, the regional forms, the Dynamax, the Terastal phenomenon and the paradox forms never exist in any way.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Captain Midsummer

      Or, you know, you could just wish they never happened instead of going to another universe, but I'm not one to judge other's opinions.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That mythicals could be used in the tower/frontiers so they can get those ribbons and have more fun things to do with them.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I lived in the Pokemon world

    • 4 weeks ago
      Captain Midsummer

      If only, anon.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Suck a dick captain

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    World peace

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Triple the pollution

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish Glaceon got Snow Warning

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish for Aurorus to be Ice/Electric.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHY ARE YOUR EYES SO SCARY

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish for Hiro to nuke this board and make Pokemon posting banneable on all boards. Poketards are too autistic and sex depraved even for Ganker

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sharty spotted

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anons obsessed with race get sitewide post IDs and flags

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sandslash evo
    for both forms

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Put me out of my misery.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bring back Nat Dex, even if only in postgame and as a separate battle format.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give me a good Pokémon game. If that's impossible, give me a FOTY fan animation saga where Pokémon has adventures with many monster taming/catchers/breeding sagas. Yes, it also includes things like Nexomon, Coromon, and Palworld. And I don't care if I have to be the poor sod who has to animate all that, I'll fricking do it because I want to share the fun.
    Also, when I'm done, let me keep those skills, because I'm going for those Patreon 'tism bucks.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish for total furries death

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the jirachussy

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    National socialist takeover

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey, I-I can grant your wishes too, y'know... You just have to be my friend. No backsies.
    Plus you get a cool accessory!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My greatest desire is the subjugation of others through Pokemon battles

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        6 funbros

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish to pass my exam on the first try and get a better job

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I wasn't a loser and had a purpose.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To delete licklicky from existence, rhyperior can go aswell.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To join Mt moon https://discord.gg/uPCrZrS6

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I reported your server for posting dehumanizing content and hate speech. Have fun getting your Discord nuked, shill

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cope troony

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is it a chill server

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can i wish for Bouillabaisse?

    Also Making Complete Zygarde Planet-sized, Rhyperior becoming God and a mountain of handkerchiefs.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First, I wish for a Jirachi blowjob. For my second wish, I wish for another Jirachi blowjob. My final wish is to increase world hunger.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish for Caitlin to return for a final time in another gen as a Champion with her long hair grown out to be at least a couple feet longer than her height.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To know if he's okay.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish to make it and get my dream job!

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