Make it OU

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why would I care about fanfic garbage?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      because you're obsessed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Posts in a thread about literally fanfic Yokai's

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hello Verlisify. nice obsession you got there

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It would be OU if it didn't have those moronic fins

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >losings its fin, and by extension Swift Swim, would make it OU
      hornkeks coping hard

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you don't need swift swim if you can one shot anything with horn drill you moron

        finerd IQ strikes again

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Flying Type
          >OHKO'd by Horn Drill
          Based moronic Homocuckold

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Horn Drill is a normal type move. Do you even play the game?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >Ghost Type
              >OHKO'd by Horn Drill
              Do you even play the game?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >raising the goalpost
                You lost.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Buzzword salads
                SAD!
                >Seaking Horn Drill vs. Lvl 5 Shuppet: 0-0 (0 - 0%) -- possibly the worst move ever
                OH NO NO NO, HORNKEKOLDS EXPOSED AS moronS

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Horn Drill has 1 (ONE) hyper specifc situation where it dosent work

                >Swift Swim requires constant setup and maintenance and becomes immediately useless in too many situations to count

                findorks cannot stop taking Ls

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                nta but OHKO moves are gimmicky and
                >Pelipper's drizzle is causing a downpour
                >Pelipper used U-turn!
                >Anon brought out Seaking!
                easy

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Seaking Horn Drill vs. Lvl 5 0 HP Aron: 0-0 (0 - 0%) -- possibly the worst move ever
                OH NO NO NO NO, HORNKEKS ARE GETTING PROVED AS STUPID

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            fincucks are so moronic they'll make up shit to prove their dumbass opinion

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >seaking without horn
      >fights slightly less effectively, still has access to its superb swimming ability and command over water
      >seaking without fins
      >useless fricknugget, can't even maneuver its body to use its horn, might get lucky if opponent is a slowpoke that manages to impale itself
      Am I going to claim that Seaking's horn is bad? No, of course not. But the horn is simply a nice bonus, while the fins are a FRICKING NECESSITY.
      The horn is worthless without the fins, while the fins are still great without the horn.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Horn makes it immune to Electricity, it's greatest weakness. Hornchads are right.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          And when what?
          Sure, it's immune to electricity, but it can't fight back because it can't move.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Hank: How could you choose those frilly lookin' things when it's the horn that brings out its full utility as a battle monster?
        >Bill: Oh I don't know, Hank. I think they're kind of pretty. The way they flutter in the ocean current, like the wings of an angel
        >Dale: Plus the so-called "horn" isn't even real. The reason it works as a Lightning Rod is because it's actually a hi-tech tracking device implanted by Rocket globalists. The Day of Frick Yeah is coming, Hank
        >Boomhauer: Yeah-man-talkin'-bout-dang-ol'-pretty-lil'-frills-should-be-on-pretty lil'-things-y'know. I-tell-you-what-dang-ol'-best-episode,Misty-decked-out-with-fins. Like,redheaded-tomboys,y'know

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Qwilfish

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Get rid of the fricking shitty horn.

      Frick off, go back to the horn discord already.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fin chads still won.
      https://strawpoll.com/polls/poy9aVvJyJr/results

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    buff it's horn

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    buff it's fins

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    +40 speed
    +20 attack

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    +100 ATK
    +100 SPE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Huge power +

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bigger horn

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Give it an ability that boosts all horn attacks by 200%

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do what Radical Red did and give it Fishious Rend.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fish rend

      Fisheous Rend
      >can only work if Seaking's powerful fins
      >can only work if Seaking's ferocious horn
      Does it finally make peace between horn and fin enthusiasts?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Fisheous Rend uses gills, not fins, morono

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Fins propel it faster than it's opponent for damage boost
          I think you ate wrong

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Read the move's description, retado

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why are people arguing over seakings horn and fins

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    frick OU b***h, i'm seaking!

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It'll never become OU with fintards tanking it's winrate and making it look worse hurting it's overall usage

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >HorBlack person still on denial
      OH NO NO NO NO
      Seaking Horn Drill vs. Lvl 5 116 HP Shieldon: 0-0 (0 - 0%) -- possibly the worst move ever

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >fincuck still forcing his moronation
        how about you calculate a hornchad's Horn Drill vs your mum

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >HorBlack person's Tiny Dick vs Woman - Move that could never happen
          OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            post real calcs

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >HorBlack person's reproductive organ
              vs. Any kind of femenine human 0-0 (0 - 0%) -- move could never happen

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Huge Power

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    30+ Def
    30+ Atk
    20+ Sp Def

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just make it Barraskewda duh

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    flip its attack and special attack and then put add another 50 BST afterwards
    it'll be able to make good use of lightning rod then

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Flip its attack and special attack
      Only finkeks would like this

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fish rend

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It gets Huge Power Priority, giving it double attack and +45 priority on every move.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Give it a tanky support water/fairy evo

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Give it another horn and ditch the gay fins.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Give it 2 new moves
    >Gigahorn
    100 BP physical water move with +5 priority.
    >Gigafins
    100 BP physical water move with that doubles in power if it goes first.

    And 2 new abilities
    >Horn Master
    Doubles the power of Gigahorn
    >Fin Master
    Gives +5 priority to Gigafins

    This will not only make Seaking more viable, but ultimately settle the debate of whether the horn or fins are superior.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >thread originally about cringe fanfic meta
    >now a based thread about horn vs fin
    Top kek my sides

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares about your gay little fanshit ficshit small penis meta?
    In the ACTUAL FRICKING GAME, some Hispanic won a tournament with a mono-water team including Seaking.
    Because Gamefreak ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT THEY'RE FRICKING DOING and make every Pokemon equally good, and your autistic fanfic buffs would throw off the balance they meticulously maintain.

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