>makes a shit ton of videos about game development
>seems to know what he's talking about
>go check his game out
>it's an undertale ripoff
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>makes a shit ton of videos about game development. >seems to know what he's talking about
and not just that, it's a SHITTY undertale ripoff. I think he realized he isn't good at making games, so now he is devoting all his time to making videos. just another grifter.
i don't get why he's gotten so much attention lately
he does work, and it's not terrible, but it's not great either
algorithm says he gets views, especially short form content, so it pushes his content more
normies really just don't have ads blocked or buy premium
>it's a SHITTY undertale ripoff
Well if you ripoff shit then you just get shit
>implying Undertale is a good game to begin with
he's the modern equivalent of the 'expert' on those old news panels.
>I think he realized he isn't good at making games, so now he is devoting all his time to making videos
Funny because that’s how the entire education system is built. People who are actually qualified to teach have no time to teach.
You can blame public schooling in general for that
Teaching is a separate skill.
that's basically how philosophy managed to survive until now while never being useful,
Philosophy is more useful now than it ever has been. After thousands of years of philosophizing, we've finally reached the point where understanding how thinking in general works is more important than ever before, as we can now actually manipulate brains, create AI circuits etc. and so figuring out consciousness and thinking and how they are connected to physical existence is of immense significance.
Philosophy is just spiritualism without much of the religious dogma associated with mainstream religions
Maybe in some bullshit field. I can't think of a professor I had in any science field that wasn't teaching while also publishing shit all the time
knowing techniques and been able to teach them is still usefull, the dude probably knows how to make tetris, pokemon and many others games in different engines/platforms but he is not able to make his own original game
I can't believe I'm defending an eceleb here, but why is he obligated to make what (you) want instead of what he wants?
> I think he realized he isn't good at making games, so now he is devoting all his time to not making good videos.
ftfy
Let's see your shit ripoff game, anon
Dude he worked for blizzard did you honestly expect much?
he worked for Blizzard for over a decade, he's one of the OG devs from the vanilla wow days
his game is more of an earthbound ripoff, but I see your point, still though, his pedigree is better than most
if you want a reason to think he's a scumbag and hate him, I'll give you an easy one: he labels all his streams as Q/A streams saying he'll answer questions about game development and industry insider stuff that he knows about, yet he ignores any question that doesn't have at least a 10 dollar dono with it
>he's one of the OG devs from the vanilla wow days
what exactly did he do for WoW?
i have yet to hear his actual qualifications
HIs qualifcations are nepotism. His father was the cinematics director for Blizzard when they still made good games.
His dad is actually the guy that they based the nerd on in the WoW South Park episode.
he worked in QA. aka he didn't "develop" anything
Why are you guys pretending like all he did was QA? According to this, he only did 2 years of QA before becoming a "product analyst" and then moved on to become an engineer.
https://www.mobygames.com/person/103317/jason-t-hall/
translation: didn't know basic game design - just knew how the game worked. Became the guy they went to to talk about how the game worked
mi familia
broken age was a good game
No one actually intelligent starts out in QA
If he's 36 years old now, and the 2 games where he's credited as a QA Analyst released in 2010, then that would probably mean that he did QA stuff for those games for anywhere between 3-5 years(typical Blizz development time for those types of games), so he would have been between 18-20 at the time.
If you're 18 years old, then jumping into QA and using that as a stepping stone to move up inside a company is fine.
Are you moronic? Some of the best devs I know started off in QA, because they learned the importance of testing and verifying that your code works.
As opposed to some of the worst software engineers that just cowboy code shit into prod and when it breaks goes not my problem.
> Some of the best devs I know STARTED off in QA
You don't believe that, and nobody believes that. Everybody doing QA was trying to be a software engineer who didn't make the cut (and succeeded eventually), or couldn't be bothered to such a degree that they are fine doing menial tasks and boilerplate for the salary.
The joke is that QA people are usually a combination of less intelligent, less motivated and less experienced. They suck at finding bugs and writing bug reports, because they don't know the software they are testing, and can't think logically in how to reproduce the issue.
Half the bug reports I get from QA are like 'I clicked around the UI and it suddenly crashed' with no mention of version, steps to reproduce etc. with a lot of them being due to QA not installing the software properly.
You working with a braindead outsourced testing department is not the same as working with actual in-house QA engineers that are writing test cases against your code and identifying regressions.
All the QA I've worked with did just that.
No, you're thinking of testers.
Lmao what? As of QA checks the code. moron.
anon... QA is literally you beta testing a game, you just play the game and try to glitch it as much as possible
>"God of Lighting"
It's a shame he never he never had a bottle
>had
Frick I'm too drunk I even forgot my pic
CARLOS!
Upon retrospect I'm too inebriated to even take that I double typed but you got it
back then Blizzard was still relatively small, so he worked on anything that required writing code, after wow he worked on both overwatches doing the same type of stuff, he left the company because they treated his dad like shit(he was one of the founders of Blizzard or something) and lied to him about promotions
No, he didn't he got coffee and sucked dicks, that's all he's good for that's why he has such a deep voice, too much semen consumption.
For some reason youtube kept shilling me his purseowner 3 remake stream, and i left it on after it autoplayed for some noise
Most blatant case of someone being paid to enjoy something and pretend he's some kind of superfan
Practically stomping goombas level of how do you do
>og devs from vanilla
hes thirty six you fricking moron do you think he was working on wow when he was 16? this dude is a fricking homosexual redditor grifter
anon how old do you think WoW is? or are you just shit at basic math?
WoW released in 2004
>36 year old was working on WoW 19 years ago
As a coffee-running intern?
what gay porno is this from
He did QA on Starcraft 2, not WoW, he wasn't an actual dev. As also stated his dad is Joeyray Hall who was a cinematic artist at Blizzard, he's a nepo hire. Are his shills here just making shit up now?
>he's one of the OG devs from the vanilla wow days
his DAD was the cinematic director. This guy was a QA guy who got paid $10 an hour and then did was security work for Battle net.
He got attention because he had a bunch of insider information on how terribly ran blizzard was. People stayed because he had a good nice and a nice personality. His game isn't very impressive.
Bro, just accept you'll never get to suck his chode
I saw one of his tiktoks of him saying his dad was the inspiration for the WoW fat dude on southpark
You mean his father? This guy started to work in q/a around sc2
>he worked for Blizzard for over a decade, he's one of the OG devs from the vanilla wow days
lol he's been a QA monkey his entire career.
>he's one of the OG devs from the vanilla wow days
no he's not, he's like 35 and original wow is 20 years old. he'd have been about 15 when it came out
Not enough people have told you what a nepobaby dicksucking liar you are
"Og devs" dude his dad worked there and got him a tester job, which he stuck with for years, until he got his shit together doing cybersecurity. After he got his shit together, he left to work a 'real' job and made enough money to do nothing for years from the 2020 market boom.
Simple as, stop pretending like this dude has any clout beyond youtube shorts and a nice 'start here' website for noob devs.
>he ignores any question that doesn't have at least a 10 dollar dono with it
Imagine getting mad at the idea of paying for knowledge.
imagine not
also
>knowledge
should be free kys
Being a backroom programmer that made a bronze sword in Vanilla wow doesn't count for much as an "OG WoW dev". You vastly overestimate what counts as a "dev".
>OG devs from the vanilla wow days
i thought people generally agree that WoW is went Blizzard went irredeemably shit
he is not an OG dev, he was literally nothing at blizzard
>i thought people generally agree that WoW is went Blizzard went irredeemably shit
That's just what salty morons say. The actual real turning point was when Activision had fully acquired them and then started to make drastic executive changes that focused solely on profits. The first time this really became apparent was with Wrath of the Lich King, which was in 2008, 4 years after vanilla release.
>yet he ignores any question that doesn't have at least a 10 dollar dono with it
just capitalist things.
>he worked for Blizzard for over a decade, he's one of the OG devs from the vanilla wow days
so hes a sexpest?
I'm not that surprised an ex AAA guy is doing something small when working by himself, he could probably just join an AAA again if he wanted to make that kind of thing. It takes a very rare kind of autism to even consider spending months and months of your life working on a complicated game engine when most of the time you aren't even going to be working on anything particularly interesting, and then even most of those autists don't finish or create something pretty much worthless.
I'm not shitting on those autists at all I think they're based as hell, but things like "watch me debug my config file parser code while swearing for 5 hours" are not gonna make for compelling viewing.
lol if he was new you frickers would say he's a troony.
>AAA
>complicated game engine
>lol if he was new you frickers would say he's a troony.
statistically would I be incorrect?
He uses gamemaker if that's complicated I dunno what to tell you
He's using gamemaker and making a simple game, my point was if he was making a more complicated game he would also be working with more complicated tech.
But yeah admittedly most AAA games are made with the same kind of tools amateurs use nowadays so it doesn't make that much of a difference. I dunno why I immediately assumed the only alternative to making an earthbound clone in game maker is writing your own game engine from scratch.
So its like a DSP without the based moronation? Boring
>worked on vanilla wow
>zoomer
Well which is it? Unless he's some prodigy that got hired by Blizzard at age 9, that guy's a millenial.
>yet he ignores any question that doesn't have at least a 10 dollar dono with it
That's what every streamer does because once you get big enough it's objectively impossible to keep track of chat while also engaging with whatever it is you're streaming.
Isn't he codemonkeying for his wife? Either way, he's making more money off his voice than he will with his game, and he knows it.
If morons will throw money his way just to have him speak, more power to him
what is code monkeying
Drinking tab, mountain dew and eating fritos
Code monkey very simple man.
hes the zoomer romero and his game is basically daikatana
He wishes it was even close to that level.
really insulting diakatana like that
c'mon now, he was probably one of the guys in the overwatch pitches telling everyone to ripoff tf2
the only content of his worth watching, are his youtube shorts.
>steam can track how many people are pirating a steam game at any point in time
Who is this guy?
youtube algorythm abuser that talks highly of himself and his abilities even though he's nothing special
Oh, Jason Thor Hall.
Never seen any of his videos before.
Hate this homosexual for abusing the shorts algorithm and forcing his shit in my face.
algorithm grifter with voice changer
No bro he went through a second puberty in his 20s that changed his voice topkek
>voice changer
nah just a really expensive mic and a mixing deck.
c**t just boosts his bass like Lets Game It Out and Markiplier do.
>algorithm grifter
aka: a smartc**t.
It's voice training.
btw wasn't even a game dev at Blizzard he was the IT security guy. He even said it that he knew nothing about game development and just makes shit on the fly and learns along the way.
I like how this dude is like Brendaniel but not funny.
>Ganker doing its contrarian thing again
is it contrarian to have opinions?
Yes.
he doesn't really know what he's talking about,
he claimed to have defeated piracy because his game uses steam achievements as the source of truth for progression as if this wouldn't be easy as piss for crackers to get around.
I think he just sounds confident so people believe he's knowledgeable.
I will never take dev advice from a homosexual making a shitty earthbound clone that's almost certainly an aligory for depression.
He got laid off his QA job despite his father working for blizzard and getting him the job in the first place.
Now he acts like he's a guru of industry development. He streams more than he develops, and he is not incentivised to finish his indieslop game since he is just milking views.
And he is obnoxious about software piracy despite his name. Doing shit like this and made his game cheaper in Brazil and thinks actual Brazilians make up most of his player base and aren't just people changing their location. Why he is convinced his game is even worth pirating is a mystery.
Game name?
Heartbound
Oh, so it’s the guy who got pissed off that MatPat wasn’t helping him optimally shill his demo.
I hate that I typed that sentence.
I like his blizzard anecdote but the way he speak just pisses me off
>constantly repeating his final sentence 5 or 6 times
>with the most obvious audio compressor that boost the bass of his voices
>constantly shill his shitty ass game that look like shit
Can't make a good game if your personality is a calculator with an attitude.
Why would he use this pic as his icon? Looks like he just noticed his goldfish died.
I just dropped on a sub on his twitch, thanks for the streamer recc Ganker!
Ganker is just mad that they'll never be able to make a game
>just go make games
>just download an engine and fiddle for 2 hours make a game
>it's that easy, certainly doesn't take 1k+ hours!
you're a homosexual and he is too
more like
>just take your cultists money to make hundreds of thousands off gullible morons
>this twitch streamer is a twitch streamer and does twitch streamer things
What? Why did you link that video? Why did I watch it?
Excuses, excuses, excuses. If it's so easy to trick "gullible morons" why don't you just do it then, seething moron?
>vid is full cope and envy
No wonder you had to drop it in the thread. No one would watch this shit on their own lmao.
>just go make games
>just download an engine and fiddle for 2 hours make a game
>it's that easy, certainly doesn't take 1k+ hours!
you're right, but to be fair game jams exist, and there have been a few (albeit rare) games whose core elements were more or less developed at game jams, in time periods ranging from several hours to a few days.
i think binding of isaac was started at a gamejam, if i am remembering right, for instance.
Good video, I don't think most people realize how fricking retarted most of these viewers are. Same idea as those mega church pastors.
>good video
lmao, its some homosexual seething over nothing. and in the vid description he links his own shitty game as well. Just like a twitter troony getting offended and linking their paypal
Yeah but he posts here, so he's based.
the guy in OP is also a Gankerner
Yeah but he has recognition and people outside of Ganker like him, so I hate him.
>all the seething replies
>They hated him because he told them the truth
This guy is barely making a game. I watched several of his videos and all he does is streaming vidya and makes money from subscribers and donations. This guy is honestly an inspiration in grifting, frick honest work, I need to start fooling gullible kids so they can give me money.
I don't know why this keeps getting repeated when he isn't hiding the fact that he also plays games.
Dude, his shitty undertale clone was in early access for 6 years and most of the time is just him getting money from subscribers. I also vaguely remember playing the demo and do you know why? Because it was a kickstarter game that had a playable demo, it was one of the most basic-b***h games where I thought he'd finish in a year or two. I don't care if he streams video games but so many gullible kids are attracted to a grifter that didn't even finish his own video game or hardly works on it. His game has been in "development" for a decade.
What's he doing that's different from literally every other streamer on twitch?
he pretends he's making a game
Making Ganker seethe with envy that they aren't him
>not being a nepobaby
oh god how will I ever recover from this
You won't, you'll be low class trash forever. In fact you should go find the nearest bundle of rope and a stool already.
This unironically seems to be the only thing since nobody can seem to explain what he does that's so bad.
>resorted to replying to yourself because no one else will
sad
Based jealous schizo
Just because I'm schizophrenic doesn't mean I'm wrong.
anon, nobody likes this guy, not even his comment section like him, youtube seems to promote his moronation everywhere, he probably knows someone on youtube
>every youtuber is mr. beast because the algorithm promotes their videos
The guy is part of the same agency as most other big youtubers. You aren't allowed to succeed without kissing the ring.
They all are just mindcontrolled by water. Stop drinking it
Every youtuber is mr beast because they worship moloch and eat fetuses for eternal youth, that youtube is built on cronyism is a seperate issue.
>he doesnt know about night inc
>anon thinks night inc is the only company fighting for algorithm supremacy on youtube even though there have been many such companies over the lifetime of the website
moron every ‘entertainer’ has an agent. Even some streamer with 50 views will have one. It doesn’t mean anything. In most cases agents are just people who do frick all and make money while you do all the work
Can you show me the comments that clearly dislike him on his videos? I went to do it myself but maybe I'm blind because there isn't any.
there are many but you are just a shill that will ignore everything anyway, his achievement to stop piracy video is the most moronic shit in existence
>his achievement to stop piracy video is the most moronic shit in existence
Why
you need to be over 18 to post here
>you need to be over 18 to post here
What are you talking about? How does that apply to what I asked?
if you are incapable of seeing how moronic that video is, you are a little zoom zoom that were born on the fortnite generation
Yeah asking for clarification is for dumb ass little kids
>Funko Pop buying disney worshiping soifacing soilennial trying to make this a generational thing
you will lose.
>zoomer having a melty
Im sorry your generation will never know what a good game is
>Gaming is when mario goes bing bing wahoo
soilennials everyone
I rather bing bing wahoo than watch the game play itself for 100 hours and have to open my wallet every 30 min
MGS4 came out in 2008 you fricking poser
Completely moronic its like the guy is implying people don't hack steam achievements
Wowie I just broke your entire game
>there are many
Anon I unironically looked at every video in the 2 month range that he's done just to find the comment you posted. Not only did I not see a single negative comment, I didn't even see that one.
I even did this expecting to find it because I remember him talking about specifically pissing off people online just to get more people talking about whatever he was doing to piss them off, but I'm beginning to think you're just a salty b***h.
He is a twitch streamer moron and he has broken the record for amount of subscriptions. Do you think bots are paying hundreds of thousands of dollars to subscribe to his channel?
Trying to advertise that he's a "game dev" streamer when he isn't.
>that seethe
>that accent
>the fricking 'game' on steam he links
lmao. the fricking state of some people. you can almost smell him.
lol
i get what his brand is, and it does seem like a "just do it" type deal, except his grift is the rest of the game part, YOU can make very rudimentary models or sprites for your game with the engine you built, but thats just a silent probably 2d jumper that is worse than every dogshit 2d jumper we've seen
he is not wrong if hes saying yuo can build a game out of stock everything, its just it will be seen as a cash grab
you need not only ambition or vision, you need people to actually try to get better with the project, and by people i mean you cant do it alone
now try to make a game with that, you personally pay people to do the things you cant and hope they're on par with you or exceed you hopefully.
man idk what im saying its just, he strikes me as a prep boy who sees his frat has become unpopular and shits on it now for money
games aren't hard but doing anything for no return is anti human
game making is easy. it's easy but time consuming. so the issue is having enough of intrinsic motivation to go through all the time that is required to reach a full game. if you wanna counter with intelligence: everyone who likes to take things apart and rebuild them from scratch (which is a tendency found in 50% of males) can become a software dev.
i didnt have this version of the book but im so glad i had this book,whatever version it was
also had something called like the handbook encyclopedia or something and it taught me judo moves that i used while playing sport lmoa
Lol found em
Frickin love my parents
write a blogpost
name 10 books
>AI has the most normie taste possible
Its just israelite slop
nice pic
nah, im just saying if any of you end up having kids just introduce reading books on paper at the same time they're learning to write. it does fricking wonders for not just repeating script, you soak it in much more if you run a concept and can put it down on paper vs replicating with text on an iPad or something, it has to do with failure being the learning not success i dont remember past that, this is genuinely a thing
i mean, the motor skills required to learn to write a running writing R in lowercase failed 1000 times means you've considered the letter way more times than if you've done it perfectly every time
>abo's invent flying stick that comes back to you
>rest of the world simply used arrows and spears
They're a different breed.
papua newguinea did too, google says egypt and shit but they're also kangs so i dont believe it
You're filled with nothing but shit and excuses.
If you truly wanted to make something, you would devote that +1k hours into doing it.
You'll be a nobody loser for the rest of your life, why bother living? Just die off
>literally thinks someone saying ‘you can do something’ means you can do it in an hour or two
Lmfao are you capable of doing anything that requires more than one sitting?
anyone can make their own game these days, even shitty rpgm or unity games get approved by steam
the only thing you need to put a game on steam is an executable that isnt a virus and pay $100 USD
>t. have a shitty game on steam because of university bonus points
>anyone can make their own game these days
so whats stopping you then?
learning zbrush is taking a while
buy an ad homosexual
I like ripoffs. If a game is my favorite, of course I want more of it, with more content or a different spin or a fresh take or modern graphics or mechanics.
Why wouldn't I want more of my favorite game?
ok but what if its a really fricking baad ripoff that doesnt understand what makes the original good
Then I simply don't play it? The old game is still there, and there are plenty of other rip offs, new and old, good and bad, for me to try.
>Holy shit, two cakes!
except undertale and his game are both shit
This guy came out of nowhere and he use to work for the government...
>Weird mishmash of Undertale and Earthbound
Okay
>The is talking
UNINSTALLED
WHAT
The dog is talking. Sorry there was a thunderstrike and it startled me as I've never experienced one during a snowstorm before
Those who can do and those who can't teach.
his dad is the gamer guy from the WoW south park episode
Yeah that guy is israeli. I can tell by looking at just this picture.
you mean that extremely popular game with great music?
why would anyone want to copy a game that sells well and everyone love?
why would anyone want to copy the zoomer go zoomies game
zoomies like to zoom
>undertale
ew furgays
Listen to this fellow instead
Who?
>Listening to the producer for Deltarune
>Nepobaby gets shoved into QA because he's a no talent shitter
>Starts running his mouth to zoomers because he knows they'll just gobble his bullshit up and not verify anything
If you're gonna scam, be smart about it.
Might as well take advantage of gullible morons and milk them for all their worth.
He actually gets mad as frick when you point this out, too.
When people point out nepotism is the only way to get a good paying job, for some reason he blanks.
Nevermind that he is a literal glowBlack person because apparently he used to work at government facilities or something.
There's plenty of tech bros that lie about entry level jobs to impress people. He's no different.
But I'm honestly impressed how he manages to avoid all the twitch e-celeb homosexual drama. Most of them still argue and spread drama like they never left highschool, because most of them barely passed highschool.
>But I'm honestly impressed how he manages to avoid all the twitch e-celeb homosexual drama. Most of them still argue and spread drama like they never left highschool, because most of them barely passed highschool.
The drama of twitch's upper circle requires being inside of twitch's upper circle, and he's not there yet. You'll see it once someone starts "collabing" with him and pulls him in.
This nepotism is just how it is in some industries
i'm fricking tired of this homosexual showing up on my tiktok
>he has a tiktok
>This mouthbreather makes infinite money just because he has a deep voice
Men live life on easy mode.
He doesn't have a deep voice, he uses a vocal filter and it does so much heavy lifting you can hear audio artifacts in almost all of his shorts
he is heckin wholesome
He is just asmongold gamedev edition that basically means he knows how to speak confidently and how to make shit up 24/7
>dude my game has thousands of heckin paths and events and endings and stuff!
Does he really think people are gonna fall for that shit after Fallout 3 and Starfield?
I somehow got recommended his youtube shorts and he's just an unhinged narcissist that loves to talk about how much smarter he is than everyone.
It's abundantly clear he wasn't the reason for Blizzard's success.
What specifically has he said that upsets Ganker? All the posts in this thread are just
>he's a homosexual
>nepo baby
>he's making money from streaming
>his voice
But what has he actually said or done that's wrong?
He doesn't say anything
Okay but what has he said that's upsetting?
Going off what's in the thread, he's said
>anyone can make a game
and that's it? That's the big bombshell that everyone's mad over?
I don't know who this is, I'm just reading the thread.
>he doesn't say anything
So he hasn't said anything. Got it.
Why are we even having eceleb cancer threads if the punchline is literally nothing?
To complain about the degree to which YouTube has forced his mediocrity and the lack of visible criticism due to him brb relatively new
So it's a youtube thread? Why is this on Ganker? Why are you focusing on this dude?
>donating
Ganker is the eceleb board, why wouldn't we talk about ecelebs here?
>you didn't beat the game
only Mike metai and his big shlong
>So it's a youtube thread? Why is this on Ganker? Why are you focusing on this dude?
A youtuber who talks about game development and us a game developer is Ganker. Do you have autism and are you really going to stay in this thread to argue with people about a subject you just found about 5 minutes ago
if you want to talk about games go to /vg/
Ganker is for softcore porn and e-celebs
we don't even get a sticky
damn, guess I'll have to look elsewhere for twitter outrage threads
we get it you are his top donor
it's in the OP, moron, he pretends to know stuff about game dev but his game is an undertale ripoff
the two things you mentioned don't contradict each other.
undertale is a game.
Apparently you lack basic reading comprehension.
His homosexual face keeps popping up in my recommendations and that's reason enough for me
>Zoomers are so fricking helpless against web 3.0 they can't even bypass the algorithm by installing a few browser addons, to the point the algorythm controls their life and mood
grim
>web 3.0
moron
>soillennials think they're epic hackers because they can... install browser add ons
Yes
Isn't this fricker's Undertale taking longer than Deltarune?
Is it actually good? I don't play early access games.
he's moderately entertaining, but he comes off as the kind of person who would unironically find "I did NAZI that coming" reddit-style humor funny.
That joke puts me out of mein kampfvert zone.
Do you need to use the restroom? Just go straight down the hall and take ze sird reich!
Oh that's good, I'm taking that.
don't forget to point them in the right direction
>has 1.36M subs
>highest viewed video is 660k from a year ago
>has only ~10 videos with over 100k views
Is this sub bots or something?
He's a youtube shorts grifter, he doesn't make actual videos
he's been hitting twitch lately, the other day he had 9.3k viewers. even if some of that was bots, his chat was moving pretty good
that dude needs to wash his hair
tired of seeing this gay's face in my YT's recommendation
I made a game, it is easy
post your game
he appeals to normies with basic knowledge and charisma. normies watch. youtube shills because he's popular.
normies.
who's the gay in ops picture? I constantly watch YouTube and I don't know who he is
piratesoftware
search it in incognito or he'll plague your recommends
https://pricklypeargames.itch.io/
is this literally just an FTL mod?
bad news Black person
>bad news Black person
pic unrelated?
making your game isn't easy
making deep games isn't easy
only making platformers or puzzlers can be considered easy
people don't like braggers.
The only games that are hard to make are esoteric physics-based games, since you'll have to do some actual hard math with no one to hold your hand.
Everything else is more about time than skill. There's a youtube tutorial or downloadable package for everything, chatgpt is a faster and more instant stackexchange, coding is pretty much solved. The biggest nodev roadblock is unironically just motivation and art lmao
>Everything else is more about time than skill.
you could say the same thing for learning an instrument, learning japanese, running a business.
most people can do it, but will they? putting the effort and getting past hurdles makes it hard.
you can't say that just putting in the effort makes it easy. if it is, why do only 15k indie games come out a year instead of 500k?
You're right, but normalgays already know that if you play a piano enough you'll get good at it. Because the things you listed are normalgay hobbies.
Most normalgays think programming is occult magic reserved for geniuses and the elites. The concept of a drooling code monkey using google to compile hello world is a foreign concept to them, unironic insider knowledge.
Things you don't have an innate talent for are generally not worth pursuing, as you'll just be spending more time achieving less.
their is no such thing
This, any type of art or modeling, for video games especially, is suicide fuel I'm tired of pretending it's not
you just have nothing of value to show, so you hold others back.
thanks for your tier 3 sub man, appreciate it
what's that supposed to mean, you moron
I downloaded godot. I got a part time job, some programming experience. im ready to risk it for the biscuit.
Colab?
>godot
good luck, but I'd slow you down more trying to switch engines
ive only just started learning with engine. My programming experience is hs programming class
> visual basic
and solo learn java course. I made a function to reduce fractions from scratch. I figured godot being free and multiplat was good but if you got a different free and multiplat im early enough to not care about switching. You doing unity?
Why does youtube keep shilling this guy?
Maybe he doesn't really know what he's talking about? And by extension NEITHER DO YOU.
This guy is a moron and can't handle it when you point out how moronic the shit he says is.
Like when he "gave advice" on how to make the best breaded chicken.
>Hurr Durr just put it in the pickle juice
I asked him if he buys his pickles in buckets because I haven't ever seen a jar of pickles that could hold a single chicken fillet, let alone multiple, this can only be done once per jar, and most people don't have have dozens of jars of pickle juice for when they want to make chicken.
He seethef and banned me
man, why don't you just spill the pickle juice on a tray and then you put the chicken fillets
are you fricking dumb?
The only moron here is you. A jar of pickle juice is nowhere near enough to fully submerge a chicken fillet when put on a tray. And HE is the one who said to put it in the jar.
Yes moron. You know that's what chick file does, right?
Is it for filing down the claws of baby chickens perchance?
imagine being this mad about being banned from a twitch stream
>anon getting triggered by the pickle juice again
>anon snapped and said the gamer word on the softcore porn site
>gets banned
>I_dindu_noffin.png
put down the pickle juice
Have you tried a bigger jar and forcing the chicken down?
Just make the pickle brine
Holy shit everyone is moronic in this situation
>marinating chicken in pickle juice
>he doesn't know
>I haven't ever seen a jar of pickles that could hold a single chicken fillet
You sure you're not eating ostriches?
>yt1pipo urinate they chicken in the pickle juice
cant make this shit up
you have to understand he is talking to children so when he say chicken he just means tendie
He’s using the money to run an animal shelter, I can’t hate him. There are thousands of worse e-celebrities.
do you even know what grift means you clown?
What is the grift you dumb piece of shit?
and that charity boxing event gave so much money to those horse foundations... that were owned and operated by millionaires... whose buisness address was their family home.... and never filled out their I9s and arent legally classified as non-profits....
pickle juice batter sounds vile anyway
Most of the shit I've seen from him recommended on youtube is just motivational stuff without an associated crypto/lifestyle/NFT/course/buy my book grift.
He's what I imagine every reddit user looks like. Smug, holier than thou homosexual.
KWAB
10/10 and 1600 reviews on steam btw
it says there its atleast 5 years old
kek, no wonder he's streaming 10 hours a day, his shitty game doesn't make shit
I checked the start of his stream like 2 days ago and he made a grand in bits and subs before the fricking thing even started. The whales over there throw so much money at them it's insane
16k reviews at a 1:30 ratio is just over half a million earned.
1600 isnt 16k....
if it was 16k it would be 5 million instead.
Black person, he gloats about selling his game in Brazil for like 2 bucks, you have no idea how steam works
Regional pricing is not unique to him. Steam literally does it for you if you want it to.
>16k
try again
most streams are really boring but is stream is not only really boring but somehow makes you feel as if you are a failure for not learning how to "make games" in your spare time. the problem lies when you actually listen to him talk and give advice (just go make games) doesn't really apply to his own shitty game that nobody plays.
is this new levels of ESL?
His main consumers are from Brazil he even has a permanent discount for them
Funniest shit ever
What does his game look like?
it looks like a video game
I'm so fricking TIRED of brown people replying to my posts on Ganker
😀
Google it you fricking moron.
I thought the same thing. I wish normalgays were just a bit more conscious, I don't understand how not a single person has called him out. He has almost no experience and I wish he'd shut the frick up and/or stop being recommended to me.
>just make games
>its like really easy
>its so easy
>i work at amazon btw
lmao wtf and people eat this shit up man
>streams development for his solo dev game all day everyday
>works at amazon
what did they mean by this
Apparently they're dumb enough to think streamers who have partnership contracts with Twitch are somehow employed by them and by proxy, Amazon for owning Twitch.
Do you have any idea how demanding an SDE job is at Amazon? There's no way he does both
Making games IS objectively easy. Even with zero programming experience you can open up some Godot tutorial and have a basic-b***h platformed going day 1.
The hard part is making it good and worth other people's time/money.
The only thing I dislike about this guy is that he's a hardcore Pippa fan.
You should dislike him for many more things, primarily because he's a israelite.
But I like Weird Al
Where is he going to take his live-in femboy for Valentines?
what are you talking about
he lives with a femboy. what part dont you get? its the pixel artist for his game
A shitty undertale clone is still 10000% more game than anyone here has made
Irrelevant if it's shit. You shouldn't ever make shit things, only good things, or just don't fricking bother.
Making shit things is how you learn to do good things. This should be obvious, so it's possible that you're moronic.
making shit things is how you learn to make really shitty things
Roger Ebert didn't make any films.
Yes he did.
He was a writer for Beneath the Valley of the Ultra-Vixens
>guy is a game dev/twitch streamer
>his husband is an "exotic animal vet" and furry commission artist
RICH PEOPLE!!! FRICKING RICH PEOPLE!!!!! AAAHGHGHGHHHG
>his husband is an "exotic animal vet" and furry commission artist
wait, I'm pretty sure I saw a woman in his stream
>his husband
he's gay? i have the worst gaydar on the planet
his husband is incredibly attractive. like Timothee Chalamet lite. also if anyone really has something against him, the easiest cancel-bait is that he's TEN YEARS older than his (36m) husband (27m) and they started dating like six or seven years ago
>nepo baby
>own 6+ ferrets and other critters in his house
>also own a femboy much younger than him
>modify his voice to sound very bass heavy
damn he's actually a moronic homosexual
>>own 6+ ferrets and other critters in his house
giwtwm
I've been seeing an increasing number of israelites keeping ferrets, what is up with that?
So 27-year-olds can be groomed now?
want to find out?
Yes.
You have no clue how seriously 14 year old girls take age gap discourse and they hold all the power on the internet.
no, I don't think so, I just think it's very easy cancel/drama bait. like surely there is a not-insignificant amount of people who DO think that sort of age gap is problematic
he was only 27 years old YOU SICK FRICK
I know, and I hate how he makes six figures working on the worst most unsellable game of all time just because he streams development. His game is ass
Can someone concisely explain to me why they dislike this guy?
Reading the thread it just seems like the general consensus is "because the post above me doesn't like him"
All twitch streamers should be summarily executed. nuff said.
So nobody can actually explain why he's bad then?
he isn't 'bad'. hes just an e-celeb so Ganker hates him. some of his advice is genuinely stupid tho.
He tells people they dont need degrees or years of experience because he started his career without it. Ignoring the fact his dad was a main guy at Blizzard.
There's nothing I hate more than people who got lucky in one way or another or had a privileged advantage spreading bullshit "just do it" advice as if anyone off the street can do it.
It's like gays with trust funds giving investment guru grift advice.
Anyone who films themselves is a loser sorry
>Guy makes his own game and encourages others to do the same
>Does his best to support new devs by doing game jams with rewards and tutorials on basic skills
>Answers what he can and plays games once a week
>Doesn't have knee-jerk reactions despite people going into his chat all the time to try and start shit
Meanwhile on Ganker
>UHHH PIRATE SOFTWARE, OR homosexual AS I LIKE TO CALL HIM, IS A FRAUD
>ALL HE DOES IS MAKE VIDEOS
>AND HE'S ON TWITCH
>AND HE SOUNDS WEIRD
either top donor or the israelite himself
Making something requires creativity and effort. Criticizing something is nothing but an opinion. Saying that you don't like the food because this and that doesn't mean you can cook better food. Do you get it now? Or this this still too complex for your low IQ moron brain to comprehend?
>stop saying mean things about my surrogate father figure on the internet
no
>Making something requires creativity and effort
True, but some are more creative and hardworking then others, and some just pretend to get attention and don't deliver.
>Criticizing something is nothing but an opinion
Also true. But some people take themselves and their idols so seriously that they are unable to criticize them. This shows that you have no self-esteem.
He found the extremely lucrative niche of giving advice to fatherless, insecure Zoomers for money.
This e-daddy grift works for Sam Hyde too.
real shit, I need to get me some suspenders.
As far as advice goes "just make stuff, even if the first attempts are laughable" is pretty good. If those zoomers really are growing up fatherless, it's not like you can just teleport a dad to them.
The advice isn't necessarily bad but also not super insightful and certainly not worth actual money.
His advice also doesn't hold any weight since he got into his position through his dad so he necessarily didn't even follow his own advice.
He isn't selfmade.
Also glueing zoomers to your shitty stream for 10 hours and take advantage of this whole parasociality bs isn't exactly noble either. It's basically the e-thot version for men. The girls invoke the fake feeling of having a gf or something and the men pretend to be father figures for money.
>certainly not worth actual money.
I might be wrong, but I don't think he has any kind of self-help course grift.
>Also glueing zoomers to your shitty stream for 10 hours and take advantage of this whole parasociality bs isn't exactly noble either.
Why exactly is it his fault? Lord knows losers watch trash anyways.
it's amazing how much money you can grift off cringekid zoomers by just talking authoritatively and telling the same 10 stories over and over and over again while pushing cringe MUH POSITIVITY YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU'RE AMAZING LOL 🙂 lies and taking $10 at a time from them so they can liveblog about their shit lives like its a GDQ stream.
All while using fricking GameMaker, lmfao.
I don't know man, I feel like this place genuinely fricks with my head in the other direction. Every time I spend time on Ganker I just end up feeling fricking miserable.
Miserable people want others to be miserable. Any possible negative angle will be explored, sensible or not. Don't take the seething here to heart.
Thats because your a newbie and you should lurk more
>MUH POSITIVITY YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU'RE AMAZING LOL 🙂 lies
This is not cringe.
This is not a lie.
telling everyone they can do anything is what made the world to be in the state it is, giving everyone a participation prize and a pat on the head is extremely harmful
Not even remotely similar.
One is telling people to try, the other is giving people rewards without even trying.
>yeah dude, you should totally try it, you will make it big in the gaming industry - nepobaby
>id software didn't have to make 12 games before making doom
If you try and fail, you will at least gain experiences that will serve you for other aspects of your life. If you don't even try, you won't even change as a person.
completely missing the point.
by doing things, you are not going to automatically make a masterpiece
you are going to get BETTER.
the whole point is that the end objective is not making a game, or art, or anything, the ultimate aim is improving yourself, as a person
hobbys are how we teach ourself skills and discipline and self esteem
making videogames is easy, stopping dreaming while lying in your bed and actually getting up, sitting on your desk, downloading an engine and following a bunch of tutorials is the hard part.
it's all a psychological barrier
you should come hang with /agdg/ sometimes, people like you are usually defined as "nodevs" there
you should strive to become a YESDEV instead.
i believe in the positivity thing except for me its about perseverance and discipline. you might carry a heavy load on your shoulders and you have to trudge uphill in a rainstorm through all the mud and shit to get back home. you could give up and flop over in the mud and be happy, but, you would be more satisfied with yourself if you kept pushing and going until you were at home in bed after a nice refreshing shower
Video Games
>troon
what do you expect?
>called pirate games
>makes game unpiratable
Really makes toy think...
>say one truthful thing
>lies about the other thing in the same argument
what is this called? Its so funny listening to this dude, he does it all the time
Being a israelite
it's basic manipulation really
Got any examples?
>HEY GUYS YOU SEE PIRATES CANT DO SHIT AGAINST MY GAME BECAUSE THE SAVE ARE THE ACHIEVEMENTS
and yet goldberg exist, this dude is so moronic he would be nothing if it wasnt for his father
is he on now? wouldnt it be funny
2 more hours or so
thx thor
>seems to know what he's talking about
You gotta give it to Thor, he's mastered the true power of the grift: assumed authority.
Plays up the "worked at Blizzard" angle so dumb zoomers assume he basically made WoW himself, and then just talks like he is THE expert on any given topic.
You can get away with A LOT in life if you speak with zero doubt and act like you know everything.
How come he doesn't talk about Elden Ring?
Western devs absolutely despise Elden Ring for some reason
>seems to know what he's talking about
Every single one of his youtube shorts have 2-3 factual errors yet zoomers take his word as gospel because he's an eceleb, I hate this generation.
This c**t always has paint open with a black background and drawing in white in my shorts recommendation it pisses me off
I never understood that shit. All he does is draw like letters or words with what he's talking about, which adds zero value.
night mode autism
It's possible to be very knowledgeable on a subject, and still not be very creative.
I don't know anything about his skills as a game dev or how much of his work history is true, but his playthrough of Outer Wilds and especially Echoes of the Eye were abysmal. In the last video most of the comments were ripping into him for speedrunning the DLC and claiming he beat it.
On the other hand, one of his shorts taught me about hitting ctrl+shift+windows+alt+L
>ctrl+shift+windows+alt+L
WHAT THE FRICK
Now try T instead of L.
He never claimed to be a dev at blizzard.
He even talked about how he was in QA and then learned security before leaving to do his hacking gig and then learn game dev.
I assume that if you only see the algorithm-sorted shorts you'll think that but the reason he pushes "just dew it" is because he literally did it, and people are asking how he started.
i learned gamedev thanks to him
He pays his moderators (lol), gives to charity, runs his own ferret rescue. Fricks trannies. Yep he’s based.
>Whats your take on bots/hackers/scripters/cheaters?
>>Okay so chat.....so chat.....we wait for 6 months....
>>We wait for 6 months.....and then.... WE DO A MASS BAN WAVE
>>Oh it's so great to drink the hackers tears!
>What about the communities that are ruined in those 6 months?
>>.....
this guy doesn't know shit lol
pick literally any of his shorts, then just look up what he claims
more often then not you'll find out he's either wrong or is making a gross generalization or uninformed guess
You think you're smart? Show me the solution within 10 minutes without tabbing out.
https://www.hackerrank.com/challenges/flipping-the-matrix/problem
im not doing your homework nice try
Real devs on yt rankings
>sakurai
>Citadel dev
>crosscode devs
>johnathan blow me
>David from wolfire pre overgrowth beta
>catgame dev
Power gap
>tsundere dev
ohhh you
reminder that if your voice is over 100 Hz, you will never make it in life.
If you weren't born into a millionaire family you won't make it in life
You can change your voice via surgery if you're rich.
>This is the person crying about zoomers on the internet
>people dont know goldberg exist
>I share a board with morons like these
guess the hacker known as Ganker died long ago
Why would I be aware of niche software I've never needed to use? The only multiplayer game I play is rust and frick playing that on LAN or god forbid glorified singleplayer
>goldberg
>niche software
>multiplayer
the repo is only four years old lmao, yeah, it's niche
moron
It's against the rules to sign your posts.
goldberg exist for close to 8 years now
>this thread
Zoomies actually do lack cognitive thought they have to be told how to think
Success is all about presentation not the actual substance
>OMG guys this guy is ACTUALLY like a OG Blizzard dev he was there when they were still making good games! Like, he totally worked on WoW and shit (ignore that WoW is what started Blizzard's downfall, please)
>no he did not, if he actually worked on old WoW he'd have to be a teenage intern just handing out coffee and sucking dicks at that time
>OMFG moron WHEN DO YOU THINK WOW CAME OUT?!
>2004? And he's 36.
>I um....
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>SHITPOSTERS! CONTRARIANS! DOOMERS! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF HIM AND MAD BECAUSE YOU WILL NEVER MAKE A GAME! YOU'RE SOOOOOOO JEALOUS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Are those "people" for real
has anyone actually played this troony pussy destroyers game? is it even close to finished? its been in development for like 10 years
bro this is Ganker, we dont play games, we just talk about ecelebs, twitter screenshots and fake news articles
I have and it's fantastic, that it makes so many people on Ganker shit their pants in anger makes it that much better.
No, his game is soft edge Undertale at best
Toby had the balls to at least tangentially lean into his own cringe for better or worse
>Most Helpful Reviews - past 90 days
> I have no doubts that the game itself is a delightful experience, but I have no intention of playing it, not in the near future at least. Even though I've waited until the game was full price to buy it, AND on top of it I bought multiple copies of it for family and friends. If you're at all perplexed by this contradiction, let me explain:
lol
I understand the criticism (and jealousy) that his dad got him his first job at Blizzard. But if my understanding of the timeline is correct, he would have been really young, perhaps under 18. This makes it pretty fitting for him to have an entry-level position doing QA. It's not like he stayed at that level this whole time. He moved on, learned to code, and got into cybersecurity.
>omg you're jealous!!!
He is not a "og blizzard dev" and never did any actual work there.
>I understand the criticism (and jealousy)
Crabs in a bucket, nothing more
and people wonder why blizzard went to shit
to know what he's talking about
he does? ive gotten recommended that shit a few times and its stuff that i could have just randomly come up with
What are some critically acclaimed titles he's worked on? Whats his portfolio and credentials?
He's the blabbermouth guy, every group has one. The one that yaps complete bullshit with just the right amount of truth that most people will let it slide
its the most braindead argument tactic ever, say one truth and spaz out a bunch of bullshit, people will believe you because the truth is pretty obvious and will never question your bullshit
man, kids born with the modern internet are completely fricked
Experiencing a generation raised on iPads and phones has proved to me technology has gone completely wrong, it should of been the next step but instead of using it for instance transfer of information its used for the exact opposite to keep everything glued and rotting on this miserable mud marble
Hopefully I'll be dead before we start opening legalized cannibalism
go back 200 years and tell some rando they could have the entire knowledge of the human race on their pockets and they would think that was awesome. In reality now that device is used to waste time and lose braincells, I wager nobody even get past the first 3 google results when they search for something now
Cheers mate if only we could use this gift to better things instead of ignore obvious entropy, frick this shit
No
>should of
Go back to grammar school, boomer.
I have mixed feelings about him. He seems like he genuinely cares about helping aspiring game devs. On the other hand, his game looks like shit and his humor is grating.
not my problem, i refuse to listen to anyone else but GODD howard
how many copies of starfield have you bought?
all of them
>once the attempts to call him competent or an "OG Blizzard dev" both fail all that's left is just to go "omg you guys are sooooooooo jealous lol" like a bunch of underage roasties
Pathetic.
how did a literal who get an autistic palworld sized thread?
fricking shills buy an ad like the soundcloud gaygit
He took advantage of that audience too that's why,
Can't blame him very easy targets
'memba when jannies would nuke eceleb threads?
Is his game fun?
not even worth to pirate it
God I cannot stand that fricking homosexual, all his shorts and takes are fricking garbage.
>whiner with a hundred opinions is actually a talentless uncreative loser
many such cases, show me someone who actually delivered a masterpiece after complaining for years and years on now that would be new
Jonathan Blow
The Witness is one of the best games ever made.
quit
Nice bait.
I got it for free through EGS and PS4. The game is basically about esotericism and how an artist might go about implementing it in their works. Also, I did manage to beat the "challenge."
Will he never release his sokoban game since Void Stranger absolutely mogs it?
Phil Fish, Fez was kino
ron gilbert
isnt that the whole reason stardew valley was created? dude was angry at the state of harvest moon then decided to make his own
To be fair, I'm still fricking angry.
he also pretends to know game mechanics and then proceeds to ignore those same game mechanics he praises
he works for amazon now so hes probably a new world gay lmaoooooo
New World is just a skeleton crew. If he got hired within the last year or so, then he's more likely to be working on their new Lord of the Rings MMO.
>self-employed by his own game studio since 2017
>works for amazon even though he quit working there
yep that adds up chief
He's got smooth sail as long as brazilians exist
I feel sorry for zoomers, imagine having a nepotism poser as some role model lmao
>Tfw from the bloodline of the old German capital that few know
Nah he truly did get lucky it works both ways
...and undertale is just a shitty ripoff of Earthbound.
And Earthbound is just a shitty ripoff of Dragon Quest.
He's live so now you can go b***h in his chat instead of this thread.
>thread magically dies when he goes live
boil all shills in piss
zoom zooms really are moronic
He's significantly smarter than most of Ganker.
He figured out nobody actually gives a shit about videogames at this point and only buys them to play whatever their parasocial youtube crush tells them to play.
So the long term play is to make whatever fricking game has lowest investment but also BECOME the zoombots favourite youtuber and then tell them to play your game.
>He's significantly smarter than most of Ganker.
That's not exactly hard, considering that nu-Ganker is filled with low IQ zoomers and monkeys from third world countries.
It has nothing to do with intelligence. Becoming a successful influencer mostly boils down to luck and getting picked up by the algorithm. Entertaining morons and Lacking integrity doesn't hurt.
It doesn't take a genius to be a grifter. But you are an absolute moron to suck his wiener this hard.
>homosexual wojak twitter leftist "gotcha" pic
Seems discord troons have come out of hiding to defend this homosexual. Checks out
Case in point. You have to be legit 2 digit IQ to interpret the post you're replying to as "sucking his wiener".
>Muh IQ
Peak midwit metric
>interpret the post you're replying to as "sucking his wiener"
Yes. Cry some more, pussy
Who is this homosexual and why did he blow up? I see him everywhere.
He figured out how to game Youtube shorts, and then he got launched into the "recommended" algorithm because of so many people giving him engagement through comments, likes, dislikes, etc.
He's the current avatar for the Norse god of thunder.
Many such cases. University professors don't usually have any practical experience in what they teach.
I skimmed through one of his vods and it's like 30 minutes in game maker for a 8hr long stream.
He'd fit in perfectly in agdg
For all the self-fellating this guy does, he's not even a Derek Smart capable dev.
YouTube keeps shilling me this gay but I've never seen any of his videos.
here's what his real voice sounds like KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
homie took some voice coaching.
When you put on a voice to sound more manly on stream it eventually becomes your actual voice. He’s been doing this streaming shit for like 10 years.
>Here's the thing chat...
>If you're tired....from working on your game....
>...just take it nap
>122M views
>ms paint
>tired
>nap
He was born with good vocal chords so it's easy for him to just say random shit and game the algorithm.
>He was born with good vocal chords
lol
lmao
>debugging minecraft java mods instead of streaming game development of heartbound
why is this pre-troon getting shilled so much?
He's in everyone's recommended YouTube Shorts
I saw this guy pop up on youtube and I guess he has some asian ancestry or at least pretends to be related to asians. There is this massive nepotism grift on youtube where people will promote someone just because they are asian or shill for China.
Watched some of his shit and it's all pandering
>kimchi amirite???? I make kimchi, I eat kimchi. Kimchi kimchi kimchi
>Japan amirite??? Japan is so cool Japan Japan Japan Japan
>rice balls! sushi! and kimchi!
>EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
>anime! I like anime guys! JOJO IS SO COOL
>omg, all these vtubers are so cool (just the asian ones)
It's all so transparent and gross
It’s very realistic that he’s one of many half-Asian children of overweight white programmers. I look at his dad and say ‘oh yeah this guy probably marries a chubby Asian woman’
Though he’s probably just a weeb and shares the same orientalism all gamer programmers do
How is this guy going to act like he’s a game developer when his game doesn’t even have any mechanics? He’s a menu designer at best, his whole project is just walking and talking, could easily be done in RPGmaker
"Before starting his own studio, Thor has worked at Blizzard Entertainment as an offensive security specialist and at Amazon Games Studio as a Python developer. During his time at Amazon Games, he was bought out by the US government to use his hacking skills to help secure power plants in the United States."
so he didn't even make any games?
>so he didn't even make any games?
https://www.mobygames.com/person/103317/jason-t-hall/
nepostism is one hell of a thing
>dad at Blizzard lets his 10-12 year old son playtest game to get feedback
There's nothing wrong with this.
>playtest
What are you attempting to imply?
that you have literally no fricking clue what "Thanks To" means
You think they are going to specifically write "playtester" for a 10 year old child? You clearly don't know anything. This is just like when directors/producers/whatever screen movies to a group of their children's friends and then they get a "thanks to" credit.
my god you are moronic, he was like 3 when warcraft came out
>he was like 3 when warcraft came out
If he's 36 in 2023, then he would have been ~7 years old.
What makes you assume, at all, that he playtested on those games? It says ‘thanks to’, are you just filling in whatever you want for what he’s being thanked for? And if so do you think unofficially playing a beta test of WC3 because your dad worked on the game, as an 11 year old, is actually a developer credit?
>What makes you assume, at all, that he playtested on those games?
The fact that as soon as he turned 17-18 and was allowed to officially be hired, he was instantly doing QA for Blizzard.
>is actually a developer credit?
No, where did I ever say that?
>The fact that as soon as he turned 17-18 and was allowed to officially be hired, he was instantly doing QA for Blizzard.
Why would getting a job at your dad’s company when you’re 17 mean you playtested when you were 7?
dont try to argue with kids that dont even know how corporations function
>Why would getting a job at your dad’s company when you’re 17 mean you playtested when you were 7?
1) He has talked about playing those games before they released, 2) He is in the credits
There is a 99% chance that I am much older than you.
I doubt you are 35, and you are moronic, one of the credits is "cinematic thanks to", ah yes a 10 years old kid play tested a cinematic
>I doubt you are 35
Okay, we're the same age then.
>one of the credits is "cinematic thanks to", ah yes a 10 years old kid play tested a cinematic
Are you so mentally stunted that you can't imagine a 10 year old child with a heavy interest in video games, sitting next to his dad who might be drawing up concepts for a cinematic, or editing a cinematic, and then giving some sort of input to his dad? Or the dad going directly to his son to ask for input on what he thinks about a certain character, or anything along those lines?
Are you so mentally stunted that you can't understand "Thanks To" could mean literally anything and most likely just random thanks to family members like every single product in existence?
>Are you so mentally stunted that you can't understand "Thanks To" could mean literally anything
Sure, if you are 85 IQ and look at it completely isolated. Now look at the other facts about how 1) His dad was one of the "top dog" employees at Blizzard, 2) He has said he played Blizzard games before their releases when he was a kid, 3) He got an official QA job at Blizzard the second he turned 17.
If you think about all of these things, is it really so completely unfathomable to you, that the "thanks to" credits could have been because he played those games and gave some kind of small feedbacks that changed a few things here and there, but it wasn't enough to be officially designated as a "playtester" both because of the insignificance and because of his age?
> His dad was one of the "top dog" employees at Blizzard
his dad only worked as cinematic director, that isn't top dog by any means
>his dad only worked as cinematic director, that isn't top dog by any means
You don't think being the cinematic director and/or digital art lead for games such as Starcraft, Diablo, Diablo 2, Warcraft, Warcraft 2, Warcraft 3, etc. counts as being a "top dog" employee at Blizzard?
No. It doesn't count as top dog at any company, moron. Why do you think companies have been rushing to replace artists?
warcraft 1 doesnt even have cinematics
>my headcanon is real everyone is moronic that can't see this
you know being trapped here forever is a joke, right?
>you know being trapped here forever is a joke, right?
h-ha
He’s not in the credits as a playtester, he’s in the special thanks section where the employees thank their families and newborn children for supporting their difficult work hours
nooooooo this goes against my crazy headcanon where he programmed all blizzard games at 7 years old
See
one of those credits is cinematics thanks to, the thing his father worked on. Its literally the thanks to our families you see on credits, anon why are you like this?
There’s nothing in there about playtesting, his dad alongside his coworkers was thanking their family for being there for him, not by name and not specifically either. it’s practically a dedication
See
HAHAHAHA!
This motherfricker says his dad and his coworkers saying ‘thanks to our families’ is a professional credit?! Jesus fricking Christ that’s maddening.
Hey moron, that's not him making that list. That's from mobygames.com and they just gather any credits with people's names.
Aright I’d just hate to see it on a resume
>During his time at Amazon Games, he was bought out by the US government to use his hacking skills to help secure power plants in the United States.
X
His homosexual anti-pirate missives are obnoxious.
Time to die
Why does he look like he has down syndrome?
You are just envious of his hair and voice. Admit it , anon
>the hair of a teen metal band fan
>the voice of bootleg Markiplier
>the face of someone with down syndrome
I'll pass
>tfw you get paid for 3 hours of debugging a minecraft mod breaking functionality that worked in a previous version on stream
how will Ganker ever recover from thor mogging them?
>homie doubling down on his moronation
people on this board are build different
Coasting his whole life off his dad working for Blizzard like 30 years ago
I'm pretty sure he said that he made almost all of his money from doing contract work for the US Department of Energy.
cant wait for this guy to get canceled for abusing his exs
>nepo
>has to start at the bottom as lowly QA
pick one
But really we all know you are just seething at one type successful people while licking the boots of another.
>successful
>game barely sold 100 copies