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>makes water starters obsolete

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny because it's true. Has Gyarados been in every game's local dex?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only in gen 5 did he not appear

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Funny enough, you can't catch magikarp at all in BW. The only way to get one is to buy it for 500 pokedollars from a shady salesman who calls it a rare Pokémon.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Empoleon.

    Snuff said.

    *drops mic*

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey you drop this.
      *Shove the mic up the anon ass*

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >4x weakness to the most common special attacker
      Nah

      >Empole-ACK
      >electric ty-ACK
      *Gets outspeed and earthquaked to death by Gyarados*

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >outspeeding electrode

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Using Electrode

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Gyrados is water and flying type and gets raped by electricity

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gyarados high attack with earthquake will kill electric types not faster than it.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >laughs in zapdos

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would always pick up the Magikarp before Mt. Moon and grind out a Gyarados before hitting Cerulean.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >4x weakness to the most common special attacker
    Nah

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gyarados had good speed and shits all over electric types that dont outspeed him. His only counter is zapdos and jolteon.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      4x weakness is part of what makes him top tier because AI is dumb as frick

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I would never use him against friends because he'd side easily, but he's fine in-game.
      I prefer bulkier water types though.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        95 base hp
        100 base spd
        has intimidate to lower physical attacks for an easy setup on the right switch in
        It's one of the bulkiest water types ever made. You don't know what the frick you're talking about.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You do realize that Gyarados is incredibly bulky, right?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      4x weakness to a type with another type that is both immune to it and super effective to it is just a free switch in

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You mean a forced switch in.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >x4 lightning weakness

      And tyranitar has x4 weakness to fighting and most of the dragons had x4 to ice yet they were all widely used can you fricking obtuse braindead morons just shut the fug up

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Tyranitar is now RU

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was over the second it lost pursuit. Its been a downward spiral ever since.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was over the second it lost pursuit. Its been a downward spiral ever since.

          T-tar almost dropped to UU in Gen VII, the only reason it didn't was because of a community effort to increase her usage.
          The drop from OU was a long time coming, and that plus Blissey's fall officially marks the end of all the long reigning OU staples from Gen 1/2.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Dugtrio is now PU
          >Braviary is now NU
          >Salamence is now UU

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            trio too weak to hit hard
            braviery to mediocore to attack and tank
            salamence too outclassed and faired

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Give it a few more gens and the things that knocked them down will be in those tiers.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dugtrio is PU because Arena Trap is banned in every Gen except for 3 now, and Dugtrio without Arena Trap is just a glass cannon without the cannon.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          So is Quagsire but he can be found in all tiers.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            quagsires unaware of tiers

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Quagsire has a very specific niche that makes him useful in any tier (even if his new regional counterpart is better in most cases and he also has tough competition from the gator starter).
            T-Tar's doesn't have a niche that isn't being stronger and tougher than most mons, so getting powercrept hurts him a lot more.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this Pokémon has a 4c weakness! That makes it bad!
      Wow garchomp and landorus sure are bad

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        How's garchomp holding up? Haven't played competitive since gen 6 and he's been my favorite since he was introduced.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      t. normal type spammer

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >x4 weakness to a type that cannot safely switch into it
      Yeah real fricking scary

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      To all the morons that reply to this have you all considered you can teach thunderbolt to almost any pokemon?

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play through ""difficulty"" hack
    >DD set up and sweep through the game

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gen 1
    >Water / Flying type
    >Water is a special type
    >Gyarados is given a high attack stat and low special attack stat because it's violent and brutal
    >Can't use Water STAB moves well
    >Flying is a physical type
    >...but the devs don't make any strong Flying moves except Fly, Drill Peck, and Sky Attack
    >Gyarados can't learn any of them
    Gen 1 movesets were a disaster.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      For some reason his special was incredibly high in gen 1 still and he learns moves like ice beam, thunderbolt and fireblast.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you're right, I completely forgot about the special stat. What did Gyarados have?
        >base 100
        Well damn.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          If he was a dragon/water he would've been an uber at that time

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Gen 1 movesets were a disaster
      It's offset by them balancing the fact that normal type attacks are somewhat the staple attack most physical mons would be using. Besides maybe earth typing for earthquake, normal has the next best physical move pool. Not to mention gen 1 Gyarados has a 100 Spa prior to the SpA/SpD split that happened in gen 2. Making it stronger than Blastoise and ergo the later obsolete.
      It was gen 2 that was the real disaster for our boy Gyarados.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      My favorite bit of Gen 1 was how everyone had a Lv. 38 Charizard with Cut and Ember.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Thundershock
        >Thunderbolt
        >Thunder
        >Thunderwave
        Now THAT was an electric type.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, intentionally or not, the highly limited nature of most mons' movepools made for a more interesting competitive scene than later gens where every fricking mon has a guaranteed way of dealing massive STAB along with strong coverage. A lot of good mons relied on non-STAB attacks to get shit done, and they were still scary despite that.
      The only major issue I have with the way Gen 1 is designed is how Bug fails at the one thing it was designed to do, beat Psychic. They should have, at the very least, resisted Psychic and had access to a 60 BP STAB move. A Ghost type that had better defensive properties would also be nice to stifle Tauros, I guess

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tauros ran blizzard because it fricking could, so not even ghost was a solid check
        Gen 1 meta is fricking wild

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >if it's psychic, it's automatically high tier
        >if it can put you to sleep or use wrap, it can stunlock you
        >if it can freeze you, it's an insta KO
        >if it has high speed, it's a guaranteed crit
        >if it can kill you with hyper beam, it doesn't need to recharge
        >if it has high special, it's a powerhouse
        >if it can use leech seed and toxic, they will do extra damage because ???
        >if it uses rage, it's suicide
        >if it boosts its stats too hard, they roll back into 0
        Gen 1 was a mess, balance wise.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >if it's psychic, it's automatically high tier
          Of all the OU psychic types, only Alakazam is in the tier specifically for being Psychic, as for the rest:
          Exeggutor is a reliable sleep spreader and has really good options like Stun Spore and Explosion
          Jynx is the fastest mon in the game with a reliable sleep move, and the Ice typing makes it hard to switch into
          Slowbro has Gen 1 Amnesia, one of the best set-up moves in the history of the game, and relies more on Surf than any Psychic moves
          Starmie has an insane movepool and, like Slowbro, rarely even using Psychic over other coverage options
          Also strictly speaking Hypno and Mr. Mime aren't high tier.

          >if it can put you to sleep or use wrap, it can stunlock you
          Sleep is overpowered but wrap at least has good counterplay in switching and has pretty limited distribution. That and the move has low accuracy.

          >if it can freeze you, it's an insta KO
          Yeah it's pretty funny.

          >if it has high speed, it's a guaranteed crit
          Only with high crit moves, which gives otherwise shitty mons like Persian a real niche, while also inadvertently giving grass types a STAB move that's actually really good. Crits are also not always a good thing in Gen 1 since they ignore your stat boosts, ironically making the mechanic more balanced than in some other gens.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >if it's psychic, it's automatically high tier
          Of all the OU psychic types, only Alakazam is in the tier specifically for being Psychic, as for the rest:
          Exeggutor is a reliable sleep spreader and has really good options like Stun Spore and Explosion
          Jynx is the fastest mon in the game with a reliable sleep move, and the Ice typing makes it hard to switch into
          Slowbro has Gen 1 Amnesia, one of the best set-up moves in the history of the game, and relies more on Surf than any Psychic moves
          Starmie has an insane movepool and, like Slowbro, rarely even using Psychic over other coverage options
          Also strictly speaking Hypno and Mr. Mime aren't high tier.

          >if it can put you to sleep or use wrap, it can stunlock you
          Sleep is overpowered but wrap at least has good counterplay in switching and has pretty limited distribution. That and the move has low accuracy.

          >if it can freeze you, it's an insta KO
          Yeah it's pretty funny.

          >if it has high speed, it's a guaranteed crit
          Only with high crit moves, which gives otherwise shitty mons like Persian a real niche, while also inadvertently giving grass types a STAB move that's actually really good. Crits are also not always a good thing in Gen 1 since they ignore your stat boosts, ironically making the mechanic more balanced than in some other gens.

          >if it can kill you with hyper beam, it doesn't need to recharge
          That's based though. Makes Hyper Beam a potent high risk high reward late game tool instead of being dog shit like in every other gen.

          >if it has high special, it's a powerhouse
          Special is overtuned but two of the three best mons in standard play are physical attackers so that's clearly not always going to make or break a mon.
          Hell even going into Ubers Mew is much better off going physical than special, though it doesn't hate having a good special stat I suppose.

          >if it can use leech seed and toxic, they will do extra damage because ???
          Leech Seed + Toxic are never used together in serious games because Toxic is shit and there's no way to keep a mon in for leech seed to start mattering.

          >if it uses rage, it's suicide
          Rage is useless in every gen

          >if it boosts its stats too hard, they roll back into 0
          It's actually a lot more specific than that, in normal circumstances the game correctly caps your mon's stats before overflow can occur.

          Gen 1 is fun.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Rage is useless in every gen
            In gen 2, it's a legit great move for early game because it's essentially a tackle with free attack boosts.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's funny, I was actually thinking of saying
              >Rage is useless in every gen outside of specific early game speed/challenge run strategies
              but I thought it'd be going into too much detail. And strictly speaking it's still good in Gen 1 in more or less the same contexts that you'd use it in later gens, which is to say as a move you spam in early game fights. Granted, the accuracy bug does hurt it a lot.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                In gen 1 it has the issue of locking you into it, which is why it sucks so badly. It's like a worse version of outrage that limits your options way too much. What's cool about rage in later gens is that it functions like an early game sweeping option. You can go back and forth between building up rage and using status moves to stay alive.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gyarados had 100 special in gen 1 which was still one of the highest specials in the game. When the split happened, that 100 became it's special defense which is when it became harder to use special attacks on it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ToT

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it was Starmie

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same,
      Starmie was my go-to Water type and one of my favourite Gen 1 Pokemon

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >thunderbolt
      >psychic
      >ice beam
      >surf

      what more do you need?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Now? Better stats.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >makes every other grass pokemon irrelevant (until Rillaboom)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate how it doesn't get sludge bomb in gen 2 while most other grass pokemon do.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Typical Gamefreak's stupid bias against Venusaur but somehow it was still Top 10 in Gen2 meta.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >steelix
          How did it go from that to where it is now man

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Powercreep is a hell of a drug.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              The real question is when did it creep up the most
              My vote is gen 5 with its absurd stat spreads making 150+ stats the norm
              Maybe gen 6 megas, but gen 5 feels more ridiculous

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                4's attack split, increase in choice items, and life orb didnt make things easier either, but I think it was 5 when it hit the hardest. 6 gave it a mega to use but its not one of the better ones to use.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'd cast my vote in for either gen 4 or gen 5. Leaning towards gen 5.
                The powercreep came when a pokemons ability become too defining in their usage. Especially when they started handing out handicapped abilities that were typically tied to shitmons like unaware/bidoof to absolute powerhouses. Opposite also applied for box legendary abilities like drought/drizzle being given to the common joe.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                while gen 5 had some severe powercreep, hidden abilities helped old and otherwise mediocre pokemon more than any other generation did
                gen 6 was definitely the point of no return

                Honestly, intentionally or not, the highly limited nature of most mons' movepools made for a more interesting competitive scene than later gens where every fricking mon has a guaranteed way of dealing massive STAB along with strong coverage. A lot of good mons relied on non-STAB attacks to get shit done, and they were still scary despite that.
                The only major issue I have with the way Gen 1 is designed is how Bug fails at the one thing it was designed to do, beat Psychic. They should have, at the very least, resisted Psychic and had access to a 60 BP STAB move. A Ghost type that had better defensive properties would also be nice to stifle Tauros, I guess

                abilities and items were fine until gen 4 came around and gave everyone and their mother a fricking life orb (and made sheer force immune to it's recoil, jesus christ), i'd argue the real problem is the fact that IVs, EVs and natures exist, since being able to run 30 different sets of the same 5 or so pokemon defeats the point of having hundreds of pokemon in the first place

                Post your face when you find out

                Golduck isn't Water/Psychic

                do not look up the name of the 218th pokemon

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gen 5 feels ridiculous because of the weather wars, but a lot of what made Gen 5 mons scary was scaled back in Gen 6 and replaced with Mega cancer.
                I think Toxapex is probably the point where it really starts to feel like Game Freak was intentionally trying to frick over singles play by intentionally introducing the most overtuned mons possible.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Steelix's attack output was always borderline.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Steelix is good for checking the god of gen 2 snorlax while being a decent wall against a lot of other popular mons thanks to steel. Special attacking and move coverage only improved with each gen. Steelix was just in the right plce at the right time

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Steelix was only good in Gen 2 because it was able to come in on most Snorlax sets and phase it out with Roar. Once that niche was no longer needed (i.e. literally the next gen), Steelix fell out of favor because at the end of the day it's a physical wall that folds to too many things and has an attack stat that's just barely passable. There's no real reason to use Steelix over Skarm, especially when Skarm finally got access to reliable healing.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >S-tier
          >Zapdos
          >Tyranitar
          >and Miltank
          Wot

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Miltank was good at recovery and stalling, like Snorlax

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >steelix over ttar
          how

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            By beating all the top threats in the tier directly below it as well as checking snorlax. Also steel in general was busted before the typing split introducing special attacking fighting types and ground types to ruin its parade.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Misdreavus
          >S+

          wut?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Curselax was a hell of a drug

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Misdreavus is the only pure Ghost-type available in GSC OU, which gives it an immediate niche. Its typing grants it a coveted Normal immunity, allowing it to pivot in on a predicted Explosion, as well as check most Snorlax variants and prevent Starmie from using Rapid Spin much more reliably than Gengar. Moreover, Misdreavus has many tricks up its sleeve thanks to its movepool. Its Perish trap set is one of the main reasons why so many teams pack a phazer, and such teams still have to worry about the Disruptor set, which can badly cripple them.

            >Nonetheless, Misdreavus is frail and lacks significant firepower, which means it can be quickly overwhelmed by most offensive powerhouses without doing anything significant beforehand. It also needs to watch out for Pursuit and faces competition from Gengar, which is much more immediately threatening and is immune to Toxic, a move commonly used by Cloyster and Forretress, two Pokemon you typically want to check with your Ghost-type.
            https://www.smogon.com/dex/gs/pokemon/misdreavus/
            Different gens had different threats. It just fills a really nice niche in gen 2 I guess.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Smogon is a troony pit. Half the sv articles are edited by a person going by the name yourfavtransfem. Also their tier lists are fricking garbage and based on usage not viability. How the frick you gonna ban pokemon for accessibility and hen have a roster filled with mons requiring 6 plus games to get lmao

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't really care about your personal feelings toward smogon. The guy asked why is misdreavus was ranked so highly. The explanation given was more than sufficient. A link was provided as a source to continue reading, nothing more.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The only actual banlist in Smogon is Ubers. Every tier that exists below OU exists specifically for people that keep b***hing about seeing the same good mons in competitive games. That's why it's based on usage that and actually trying to rank every mon based on viability would be a fricking nightmare of conflicting opinions.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >bans evasion because smogon gays are too stupid to slot in different builds because muh meta

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pokemon is already a dog shit competitive game with way too much RNG. The last thing this garbage game needs is even more RNG.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >rang against a playstyle that loses to moves that always hit
                My fricking sides, smogon gays btfo once again because they can't build mons for shit and don't play actual pvp

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Actually, switching over to moves that don't miss would benefit evasion stackers just as much as not doing so, since the only playstyle that actually benefits from stacking evasion is stall and if they're forcing you to use weaker moves just to hit them that's just as much a victory for them. It also limits counterplay to evasion stall to just "le spam phasing moves bro", which itself is flawed since it gives stall even more turns to set up their win cons.
                >b-but other playstyles can use evasion
                No. Hyper Offense can't spare the turns to set that up while Balanced doesn't really have a good reason to use it either since it won't help them defeat stall and it won't reverse a sweep in progress.

                You can make the argument because they don't know the official interaction between those two moves that banning the pokemon until something official comes out would be "in the spirit of the game". Add Revival Blessing to a list of moves Assist can not call upon would be making an official decision on how that interaction works.
                By allowing Assist to call upon Revival Blessing its working the way Assist has always worked.
                You could make the argument that you're also attempting to fan fiction interactions.
                I'm not arguing in favor of one thing or another, just pointing out the contradiction in your thinking of the matter.
                I'm sure there are better examples of move interaction that exist in anything goes. That's probably just one of the first things that came to your mind.

                Adding any moves to the list of moves Assist can call is itself pure fan fiction, realistically if they want to make the National Dex format as "in the spirit of the game" as possible, they shouldn't be allowing moves to function in an unintended way, and for Assist that extends to calling any moves which didn't exist while Assist did.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Assist that extends to calling any moves which didn't exist while Assist did
                Once again, there's no official interaction. Any choice of decision would be entirely fanfic. The most neutral and easiest solution is to not have anything goes at all. To be fair anything goes is essentially fanfic from the start. Either you're going to like someone's fanfic or your won't.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, but we're straying from the issue here. Smogon came up with a fan fiction decision which caused major issues. They can reverse that decision to something which makes just as much sense within the context of this fan fiction meta while also staying true to the core principles of both Nat Dex and Anything Goes. Instead, they treat their moronic fan fiction as canon and instead shit all over the legacy of Anything Goes.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're just stating you like your ideas better. You can either suggest them or make your own battle simulator. You're arguing creator intent over a game mode the creator's intentionally don't want to make. Any choice is fanfic. All of smogon tiers are fanfic. It's just a way for players to play with an agreed upon set of rules depending on format and tier you choose to play as a player. You don't have to abide by anything they do. They aren't gamefreak so feel free to have your own opinions and do your own things bud.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You're just stating you like your ideas better.
                No, I'm saying that maybe Smogon's head homosexuals should be flexible with their fan fiction ideas instead of ruining shit for no good reason. I'd say it's a pretty reasonable thing to ask but I can understand why you might have trouble reading my post with Smogon's ballsack slapping you in the face while you're sucking their dick.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >still no argument
                Cool. Thanks for conceding.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                See, there it is again anon. You should really stop sucking smogon dick for a second and actually read the post you're responding to. I know it's tough for a smogongay such as yourself to not indulge in debauchery but I assure you it's for your own good.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                RNG frickery is one of the biggest problems in pokemon yet also one of the things people complain about the least, don't think anyone has made a romhack/fangame that gets rid of it either, which is a real frickin shame

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >How the frick you gonna ban pokemon for accessibility and hen have a roster filled with mons requiring 6 plus games to get lmao
                Is this still a big issue in current gen? I remember when I still played pokemon you could so easily get maxed out competitive mons simply by scanning a QR code on your 3ds.
                But besides that I'm pretty sure most people just play on showdown so you might as well ban in a way that you assume everyone has a gen 2 wish chansey or whatever at their fingertips.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not that anon but the latest Gen prevents you from transferring movessets exclusive to prior gens upwards, so all mons currently in the game are limited to whatever they learn in this current gen.
                And speaking of Chansey/Blissey, they fricking butchered her. No more Toxic and no more Wish. All healing moves now having only 5 base PP also crippled it.
                >you could so easily get maxed out competitive mons simply by scanning a QR code on your 3ds.
                A bunch of players just got banned from VGC for having duped mons.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Not that anon but the latest Gen prevents you from transferring movessets exclusive to prior gens upwards, so all mons currently in the game are limited to whatever they learn in this current gen.
                This is the stupidest thing GF has done. It removes one of the better reasons to transfer older pokemon to newer gens, on top of charging for it and limiting what pokemon are even allowed in a game at all.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I whole heartedly agree with you.
                There is a growing problem of cheese strats that keeps popping up every time a new gen is released because of unintended interactions. I think this was their way of cutting down the mental gymnastics when it comes down to balancing.
                Pokemon XY introduce funbro which literally trapped your opponent into a loop that they could not escape from unless they forfeit on purpose.
                You can see some really stupid interactions on showdown, specifically anything goes.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Pokemon XY introduce funbro which literally trapped your opponent into a loop that they could not escape from unless they forfeit on purpose
                elaborate

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Slowbro with Leppa Berry held
                -Slack Off
                -Heal Pulse
                -Block
                -Recycle
                You Block a defensive Pokemon in, Slack Off to heal any damage, Recycle to regain the Leppa Berry when PP runs low, then when the opponent starts using Struggle, Heal Pulse them.
                Smogon banned this moveset on slowbro as soon as it reared its ugly mug onto the scene.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                this is most evil thing i've ever seen in a pokemon game
                well, this and pokemon vega's turner

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                The only reason Anything Goes got really moronic was because Smogon literally fan fictioned in an interaction that could never happen because they made assumptions about the interaction between two moves that never actually existed at the same time at any point in the game's life. Making Assist call Revival Blessing was Smogon being fricking moronic, and instead of putting Revival Blessing on the list of moves Assist can't call they instead just banned shit from a non-tier with nothing is supposed to be banned, because Smogon is run by morons that would rather spend their free time sucking eachother off than putting enough thought in to actually make rational decisions.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can make the argument because they don't know the official interaction between those two moves that banning the pokemon until something official comes out would be "in the spirit of the game". Add Revival Blessing to a list of moves Assist can not call upon would be making an official decision on how that interaction works.
                By allowing Assist to call upon Revival Blessing its working the way Assist has always worked.
                You could make the argument that you're also attempting to fan fiction interactions.
                I'm not arguing in favor of one thing or another, just pointing out the contradiction in your thinking of the matter.
                I'm sure there are better examples of move interaction that exist in anything goes. That's probably just one of the first things that came to your mind.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >All healing moves now having only 5 base PP also crippled it
                Was this GF's shitty attempt at trying to remedy stall teams? I remember stall being a big issue back when I played, the pink/blue blob menace teams or whatever. Always thought it was a self inflicted issue since smogon has a habit of banning everything that can break stall into the ubers tier leaving OU with shit tools to deal with stall.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                A mixture of that and grossly overtuned offensive threats. Last Respects is a fricking disgusting move and I have no idea who and Gamefreak ok'd it.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >A bunch of players just got banned from VGC for having duped mons.
                How do they even tell they're duped to begin with without already knowing the original Pokemon? Was someone checking them against public genned Pokemon or something? Pokemon HOME is filled with duped Chien-Paos, Koraidons, Miraidons, and now Enamoruses so what happens if a person just trades for a random one of those and uses it in VGC without their knowledge it's duped?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                They didn't have the special Home marker on the PLA pokemon.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why exactly doesn't PKHex just add that?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                probably because the dev is a gigantic homosexual

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                PKHex dev doesn't believe in using artificially created pokemon for competitive use.
                He has called out VGC players for doing so on twitter in the past.
                He's surprisingly anal over a tool he made.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                They probably will now after this shitshow. Really its funny how this was the straw the broke the camel's back and not illegal pokemon/pokeball combos or Colosseum/XD perfect IV pokemon that have shown up over the years.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Colosseum/XD mons can't have perfect IVs?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nope. There are weird limits on IVs based on natures, so you could have some good maybe a perfect but not across the board like what wolf was using.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Colosseum/XD mons can't have perfect IVs?

                No you can get perfect IVs in colosseum. There's a guide online on how to do it using RNG manipulation.
                There are limitations to the RNG in pokemon so certain IV and nature combinations are physically not possible, but those guides have tools online to help you look for the pokemon you want, or something as close as possible to it.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                idk how hard it is to get competitive mons, but there's a lot of tutorials out there now on how to get perfect IV pokemon using RNG manipulation from older gens, and then transferring all the way up to the newer gens.
                Depending on the game it can be worse to make a team than others.
                It really depends on how dedicated you want to be. What's nice about showdown is you down have to grind and figure out RNG seeds, etc you just pick a mon, a moveset, and get to playing. It's meant to be a simulation so you can lab your team and make tweaks to it as much as possible. It's just a practice arena that doesn't exist in the regular pokemon games.
                Getting assblasted because people have the option to lab pokemon to their extremes is pathetic, so I don't know why that dude is having a tittyattack over nothing.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >idk how hard it is to get competitive mons
                Switch gen it's a couple hours at best. Just buy or obtain your bottlecaps depending if it's SV or SWSH, buy the EV held items, beat up whatever gives 3 EVs with those EV items equipped, and you're done. If you just want to blow money SV makes it a joke to train everything easily. Ability Capsules and Patches are also a joke to get, and in SV egg moves can be transferred by just erasing a move from your target Pokemon and giving it a Mirror Herb while you get your source Pokemon with the move to transfer over and throw them in a picnic. Comp teams are a joke to make now and are only slightly annoying if you're going for 0 Attack or 0 Speed because you need to do Ditto raids which are rare.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Where js Dragonite and Kingdra?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kingdra has a horrible problem of no moves besides the basic water stuff of surf and icebeam. Its typing did lend it well to rest talking but its completely walled by the king of GSC, Snorlax.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kingdra's stats are just kind of middling and like that other anon said its movepool is limited. Best you could really do with it is spam Dragon Breath and try to spread para around.
            Dragonite has no good STAB and unlike in Gen 1 doesn't have a niche that makes it worth using over other mons. It's just a big dumb mixed attacker that you send out and hope it doesn't die to some surprise ice coverage.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Come back when you have a stat over 100.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >snorlax was already s tier in gen one with only 65 special defense
          >in their infinite wisdom, they bumped its special defense up to 110
          >snorlax was absolute cancer until gen 4 when fighting moves that arent total shit came along

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's really funny when you actually look into why these placings are a thing and everything beneath Snorlax is only there because of how well they can match up against Snorlax. Misdreavous is especially funny because it is a shitmon that can only pull off a Perish Song lock that is there solely because it is mono Ghost

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Typical Gamefreak's stupid bias against Venusaur but somehow it was still Top 10 in Gen2 meta.

      Venusaur is so based because so many starters try to look cool but Venusaur just fully embraces becoming a fat wanted frick and is all the better for it.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you people play games made for children? How can you even enjoy Pokémon? It’s boring as frick

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      tendies only play children games because
      1- they want to see underage characters to fap to
      2- they only play easy games

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pokemon Blue actually made me fall asleep.
      This is actually a positive because I usually can't sleep for shit.
      Maybe that's what's going on with these guys, either that or they're just too damn autistic to branch away from their childhoods.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      tendies only play children games because
      1- they want to see underage characters to fap to
      2- they only play easy games

      >i prefer big boy games like the last of us for mature gamers such as myself

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    nevermind all of the other frickery, why did gen 1 have so many fricking poison types?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kanto is polluted + the plants are poisonous
      they wanted to give a feeling of danger and intimidation for the player.

      too bad modern games are all gay wholesome friendly shit with no sense of adventure

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cause too many grass and bugs were also poison. Which on one hand makes sense but on the other hamd overpopulated it a bit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like the theory that Kanto was just coming out of a nuclear war which it why it was so empty, so many Pokemon had become Poisonous, and the Red/Blue didn’t have fathers.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't think about it in terms if balance back then. You were supposed to be going from a rural area to an urban area. Animals and plants that would otherwise be harmless often have some kind of venom to stop themselves from being preyed upon. Pollution is also given physical manifestation. Ghastly line ?????? But it's gas I guess.

      My favorite is Tangela, the only pure Grass type, being total crap. Obviously it would have to be, a plant without defense mechanisms must be weak. It's only found in a small patch at the tail end of the game. Just one of those guys that was for collecting. Now Grass is one of the most interestingly balances types in the game.

    • 9 months ago
      Trooth Bombz from /asp/

      Gen 1 is all about pollution and man-made interference in nature. That's why the power plant is there. The Pokedex and the PC system are presented in the original games as brand new technology that you can go meet the creators of. Porygon was man-made. Depending on who you ask Weezing is mold that grew in an uncleaned bathtub. Grimer and Muk are literally piles of pollution. Magnemite and Voltorb also seems manmade, at least if you're looking at them in the 90s. Beyond pollution, most of the poison types you were asking about are ones that make sense like snakes and fauna.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Circumstance and Poison being used liberally as both actual poison and for a stand-in for "Evil" type before we got Dark in gen 2.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tokyo is currently the worlds largest megacity. So devoid of natural flora that the pollen storms eventually make anybody living there mildly allergic given enough time. Which the reason why the sequel focusing on the Johnto plains has A LOT more pure Pokemon.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >x4 lightning weakness

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why was the ghost type physical? did they just put bricks inside of every shadow ball?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only ghost attacks in gen 1 were Lick, Confuse Ray and Night Shade, and NS doesn't use defensive stats. The real mystery is why they made Dark special when its attacks were Bite, Crunch, Beat Up and Faint Attack.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The word thing about dark is that every single existing dark attack became physical when the split happened in gen 4

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because steel had to be physical, and they wanted to balance it out.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Magikarp was my favourite pokemon as a kid
    Would always image going for swims and hanging out together but never battling with it because lol lmao

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    *Dragon Claws the entire thread in Feraligatr*

    Ice Beams your ass for good measure

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also Totodile learns Bite and makes Ecruteak ghost gym a breeze in Crystal.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm here to say I will never not be upset they removed the Casino in HG/SS and also the fact you can't get Ice Punch TM from there anymore. Because Fer throwing chilly fists would have been awesome and would give a break to the usual Ice Beam, which could have been given to another pokemon. Casino could have been cool looking in NDS graphics.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dragon rush
      >aqua jet

      yep, its gator time.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actually I did not like to use this homie pre-gen 4

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post your face when you find out

    Golduck isn't Water/Psychic

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      People meme on about this too hard. Gen 1 already had Slowbro and Starmie, two far more fitting candidates for the type combo. It's a little hypocritical to say this about the gen that had more Grass/Poison types than Grass mons that weren't Poison, but three Water/Psychic families would have felt a bit excessive.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think it's more so the fact that the anime talked about psychic powers so much that many of us assumed it would have dual typing, simply because lots of kids just took the show for its word. No one actually looked, or even caught the thing. Every time you compared your game to another kid's game it was typically the same. Over leveled starter with a few HM slaves. No one had a team of six. It was pick one and steamroll.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd say Golduck has more claim than Slowbro. Though to be honest I struggle to remember these two are Psychic more than that Golduck isn't.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They need to give Psyduck/Golduck the Annihilape treatment. Everyone loves Psyduck, but literally no one likes Golduck, even compgays.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gen1 had a bunch of water/psychic
      >but no fire/psychic
      I love Ninetales but can't ever justify using it.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just choose whoever looks the coolest. Who cares about being good.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I personally go with Azumarill in the later games.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Nonchalantly rapes any legendary you throw at him with a single horn drill
    I always caught one if I could because frick other water types they're shit (except quagsire he's cool) and FRICK YEAH SEAKING

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      quagsire is cool, but for some reason he can't learn waterfall in gen 2 and IT MAKES ME ANGRY

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Use Unova mon in a post gen 5 game
    >It evolves in the late 40s or 50s range

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a watergay but lately I just pick the fire starter because yea, Gyarados is often easily obtained early on, as are most grass types, while fire is literally rarer than legendaries.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gyrados has probably one of the most shitty underwhelming Mega Evolutions I've ever seen

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I made a romhack but nerfed gyarados so that it only learns normal moves by level up. get shit on lmao

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate Gayrados

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    why aren't you Black folk on /vp/
    you have an entire board for this shit

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    <3

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Built for unbirthing Pikachus

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder Charmander is the BEST starter for Kanto
    >Surf makes virtually all Water types with a special (or special attack depending on gen) stat of 60 or higher viable
    >Grass has good early alternatives to Bulbasaur
    >Bulbasaur resist the first four gyms is irrelevant, it's actually the worst of the three when it comes to taking on the regular trainers
    >Your other Fire type options take longer to git gud/obtain compared to Charmander
    Misty is the only thing Charmander actually struggles with.

    Also nothing will be more invalidated than Tepig and Snivy in BW. Their alternatives are just so much more optimal it's unreal.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why dont they rebalance every pokemon to make them viable?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's easier and more profitable (merch and whatnot) to simply make new pokemon instead
      which is weird since the gold betas showed that they focused more on adding pre/evolutions for already existing pokemon instead, no idea when or what caused them to change their minds about it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's easier and more profitable (merch and whatnot) to simply make new pokemon instead
        I'm not sure how much merch you've been looking at, but it's typically gen1 fanbait between the three starts, pickachu and eevee. The new pokemon sometimes get sprinkled in if they're lucky and only if they're starters or designed to be specifically merchmon.
        The amount of charizard wienersucking that goes on for merch will make your headspin.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          About five years ago they did a decent job making plushies of random mons like Delibird, Duskull, Litwit and the like but now all I see in stores are the kanto starters and Pikachu.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not every pokemon designed to be viable. Some pokemon assist entirely to be cute, others to look cools, and some are built for double battle support. With that being said, they probably should rebalance some things like Ice as a type. I also think they should tone down coverage moves. Like its still doesn't make sense to me that Charizard can learn Solar Beam.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Play clover if you want every single pokemon to be semi viable (except blobbos, the breeding pig)

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    has there ever been an actual chad tier fighting mon?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hawlucha's supposed to be good isn't it

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Define chad
      If you mean good then sure there's been dozens of really good Fighting type mons, too many to count
      If you mean chad chad then Machamp I guess.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >there's been dozens
        name a few?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Conkeldurr
          Hariyama
          Iron Hands
          Terrakion
          Keldeo
          Machamp
          Hawlucha
          Hitmontop
          Medicham + Mega
          Lucario + Mega
          Blaziken + Mega
          Urshifu (Both styles)
          Zamazenta
          Sneasler which is so broken it's pretty much guaranteed a ban at this point.
          Annihilape
          Great Tusk
          Slither Wing
          Iron Valiant
          Koraidon

          Every single one of these has had major competitive viability, some for years, and some are so strong they've had to have been banned outright like Urshifu and Sneasler with Koraidon looking like it and Miraidon are also up for bans because Miraidon in particular is arguably more broken than Mega Fug.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Conkeldurr
          Hariyama
          Iron Hands
          Terrakion
          Keldeo
          Machamp
          Hawlucha
          Hitmontop
          Medicham + Mega
          Lucario + Mega
          Blaziken + Mega
          Urshifu (Both styles)
          Zamazenta
          Sneasler which is so broken it's pretty much guaranteed a ban at this point.
          Annihilape
          Great Tusk
          Slither Wing
          Iron Valiant
          Koraidon

          Every single one of these has had major competitive viability, some for years, and some are so strong they've had to have been banned outright like Urshifu and Sneasler with Koraidon looking like it and Miraidon are also up for bans because Miraidon in particular is arguably more broken than Mega Fug.

          Really I think the only time Fighting didn't have any members with a strong presence in the meta was Gen 1, and even then Poliwrath sees some niche success as an Amnesia abuser that isn't completely walled by Chansey. Fighting coverage is just too useful and the ability to beat Steel and Dark, two of the best types in the game, will never not be useful. And honestly, if Karate Chop was a Fighting Type move I think they'd be good in that meta too.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Karate Chop was a normal move in Gen 1
            What the actual fugg

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              I can understand Mega Punch and Mega Kick being normal moves, with the flavor being that they're just wild inaccurate strikes instead of structured martial arts, but Karate Chop being anything but Fighting is so fricking stupid.
              And the worst part it that if it were Fighting that increased crit chance would make it an amazing move for fighting types that got it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      machamp was solid in g2

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hariyama is pretty good in doubles. It can go all out with guts or become surprisingly tanky with thick fat assault vest. It gets whirlwind to phase and a good set of moves to hit just about anything. Its only real draw back is it doesn't have a reliable recovery move.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    water starters obsolete
    Sometimes? Gen 1 also has Starmie and a fair share of workable Water-types. Gen 2 has a quirk where exp is garbage to get and Gyarados requires more of it, so despite having a free level 30 one Feraligatr still has advantages over it. Swampert dunks all over Gyarados, Empoleons resists like 80% of the dex, Gyarados isn't in gen 5, and 6 is so easy that it might as well not matter.

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    submission sucks

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >80 attack
      >80 accuracy
      >recoil damage
      What the frick were GF thinking with this and why is it still trash 8 gens later?

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    singles is shit
    play doubles instead

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would be neat if you could keep ditto in the form of the last creature he changed into.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Would be neat if you could keep ditto in the form of the last creature he changed into.
      Why not just, you know, catch that Pokemon so you can always have it without weird restrictions instead?

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the move lick existed in Gen 1
    >a licking Pokemon
    >didn't learn lick

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They created a signature move for Kadabra
      >They forgot to actually give it the move, so it goes completely unused outside of random Metronome pulls
      >They fix this in Yellow
      >But they still frick it up and you can only get it on wild Kadabras, not Kadabras trained from Abra
      lmao

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >9 gens later
    >Eeveevolutions still have trash movepools
    >and lost Hidden Power as an extra frick you

    I haven't played Pokemon since Gen 7, but seeing how low Jolteon has fallen really upsets me.

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