Maliketh: The Black Blade

Literally the hardest boss of all time

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ended up mimic tearing his ass. Black person has fricking judgement cut end while i have to watch over my stamina bar

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You didn't beat him.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No but he could have been if his second phase started with full hp

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not with my superb magic abilities and chad summons he's not.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    disappointing pushover. Malenia's tampon

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hardest boss of all time
    That's not sword saint Isshin

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beat him blind in my first attempt using the tools FROM gave me.

      This

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    His fight is a fricking nightmare if you use weapons that do little to no stance damage (like spears or katanas)
    You either go full wizard or ultra greatsword caveman on his ass, there's no middle ground.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >katanas
      >low stance damage
      Ngmi

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf is wrong with you people?

    I barely remember this fight because I one shot him in both play throughs. I don't even remember wtf he does during the fight since he was a one and done. Ganker really is shitty at games

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >one shot
      you didnt play this game

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't one-shot Maliketh but I can see how it could be really easy to do. Morgott, Horah Loux and Maliketh are all bosses that could be extremely challenging and infamous filters if they didn't have so little HP by the time you fight them. Not to mention you probably have like 10 estus at that point.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          you can try but that bastard's 2nd phase has him flipping around and shit

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            and yet you can get a couple of lucky rolls and disintegrate him while he casually misses you. There's plenty of fights that can end like that in ER.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              similar but bs reads and ai

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ahahah same here glad im redoing à New game since the game lunched to see what all the fuss is about..
      I béat the game before raddan etc got cucked by the updates ..hope im gonna have fun

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I loved fighting it at RL100 in NG+7
    Such a good fight

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    the hottest boss of all time

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This boss is so fricking easy even as melee. Everything he does is telegraphed to hell and back and you can hug his back legs and not have to worry about most of his shit

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He can suck my fat wiener.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >using cheats
      you didn't beat the game

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Got my chevos 🙂

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're right. I absolutely DESTROYED the game. Hope the DLC's harder than this child's game.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got filtered by the one thats raping the one in a cocoon. First boss where I ended up choosing to kind of cheese with incantations. Granted Im a pussy now and if I die more than 5x to something I start getting really impatient.
    Far cry from the 9 hour straight overnight session I needed to beat O&S...turns out a blind run coupled with changing my claymore to lightning after my second loss makes the fight somewhat more difficult than it already was.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the dynasty claims another

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the one in the cocoon

      It's his half brother

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >room has big pillars
    >all his attacks clip through them
    peak From garbage

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Too little health.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like he fricks human women.

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah he's just one of those bosses that's a pain if you start panicking and try to rush him. If you just wait a bit, he has 3 openings long enough for even the slowest charged R2 or ash.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a furry but damn.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just 1 shot him on my first playthrough. They did not anticipate powerstancing two golden halbards by trading.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm about to do him in my RL1 run, is using blasphemous claw too easy do you guys think?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      No need for blasphemous claw, its not worth the tight parry timing. The two attacks that can be parried (triple projectiles into double spin and plunging attack) are fairly consistent to just roll and punish.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >its not worth the tight parry timing.
        The parry timing is the easiest shit in the world what are you talking about?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's at BEST 18 frames at 60fps which would make it equivalent to buckler parry, rolling with light or medium equip load is 26 iframes.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            His sword glows bright yellow when it's time to parry its one of the most clear visual indicators in the game, you don't need to spend any of your reaction time on trying to read his animation like you would with parrying other bosses you just see yellow and parry.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you use buffs and stats boosting gear, you can stun him out of his opening move and straight up kill him

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stand by his ass
    >smack him
    draconic tree sentinel outside was harder

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it just me, or do some ER bosses feel out of place? It feels like you should be fighting them in BB instead of a rollsoul game. There are way too many attacks in sequence, and some that just flat out ignore the fact that you're rolling and do damage anyway.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Skill issue

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably. I tend to suck at Souls games, except for BB and Wo Long, where I tore ass through most of the game. That and I don't like to meta much, so when I play in coop all my friends are dealing massive damage while I barely do any.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      no hit runs are possible, just stop being bad

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is he though? killed him first attempt with my Swordspear.

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So did no one find the item near him that lets you parry his shit in one go? He's big, he's fast but he crumples like wet cardboard once you get your opening.
    Want an actual bullshit boss? This fricking homosexual

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's in the same game as Malenia so that can't possible be the case. He has genuine openings instead of invitations for unlimited hyperarmor counter attacks and you don't even have to wait your turn when he's on the ground because he has sweeps you can jump attack over and a slam that has no hitbox next to him.

    He also has like zero health.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Malenias also not hard, WFD is just a terribly designed move

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know man, maybe it's a personal thing. Different people have different rhythms and Malenia fricks mine very hard. Just like how people kept telling me Nameless King is so hard and I beat him blind first try, meanwhile the apparently easier twin princes took me several attempts + a change from UGS to GS.

        For Malenia, it feels like she just blatantly cheats. Every other boss I can learn but she just ignores all the rules that have been hammered into me up until her. I have never once seen anything to substantiate everyone's claim that she staggers easily because she has frick you poise through every single thing I do, I assume there's a special rhythm to hitting her that's completely phase shifted from every other boss in the game but I can't get into it. Her fight is always just a Donguri DMC combo video (featuring me as the mooks) in between stints of impenetrable hyper armor combo extension repositioning. It's like if players had access to a weapon art that combined Lions Claw with blood hound step as a follow up option and could be used out of hitstun.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love entering these threads because it reminds me how bad Ganker is at games on average
    maliketh was one of the easier bosses in elden ring, sure he attacks a lot but it all has a huge telegraphed windup.
    in general I think the telegraphed attacks are a litmus test of who is moronic and who isn't, because all that slow windups and delayed attacks did in Elden Ring is make it the easiest of all the souls/borne games, its literally giving you extra time to dodge.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >morgott winds back for his attack and reaches the apex
      >and waits
      >and waits
      >repeat ad nauseum

      I agree Elden Ring isn't super difficult but not everything was pure natural reaction.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        just walk away from his range and throw a bomb, most bosses with the "holding up their weapon" are just waiting for an action from a player or leaving their area of attack

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          NO YOU HAVE TO DODGE EVERYTHING

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I beat him, so no.

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fume Knight was harder

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >any boss in 2
      >harder

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        with the hot dong controls, I can see it. Maliketh also crumples easily, Fume can stand up to a beating for longer, more time to frick up.

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >playing ds2
    >be fifty feet away from the bosses sword
    >it grabs you anyway

    Great game

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hardest boss
    >midlife phase 2 doesnt refills his health
    >dies quickly after
    nah

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only part of him that's hard is at the base of his werewolf wiener

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