man this game fricking slaps. GTA can go eat a dick

man this game fricking slaps
GTA can go eat a dick

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll slap frickin the zoomer-speak right out of your face, how about that

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's Black folkpeak you little homosexual and you won't do shit scrawnlord

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is that? cyberpunk or something?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah
      can't get enough of how well it looks

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It looks great, but I was disappointed that there's really nothing of interest to do. The story was fairly engaging, and some of the side missions were good, but when you're not on mission you don't have a lot of ways to meaningfully interact with the world. Hopefully devs take note and put some effort into those areas in future similar games.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I got bored a few minutes in and never went back.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >can't get enough of how well it looks
        based esl with no shame

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >have to render the game at such a low resolution scale that everything 10 feet away is mud

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks cool, gameplay lacking in every possible way.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks blurry, like someone rubbed vaseline on your screen.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        night city looks beautiful and the atmosphere at night is pretty great but it's just too shallow

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    fr fr no cap

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically is the world alive and immersive?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unfortunately, the visual cohesion and aesthetics are pretty much the only things going for cyberpunk2077.

      lmao no

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick no. Pretty to look at though.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it feels alive than GTA ever did lol
      I remember having a faceoff with a cyberpsycho in a back alley (she massacred some Militech goons beforehand) and when I returned like a day later all the Militech jeeps were gone replaced by squad cars with cops investigating the place and having it sealed with police tape
      I'm constantly encountering shit like cops having a shooutout with the gangers or the latter having a bout between themselves, corpos doing deals with mobsters in some secluded place, robberies and assaults on vendors etc.
      don't know how much of it is scripted though
      much better than I expected anyway, people on Ganker love to downplay this game really hard for some reason

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        the game basically has no AI. The only things you will encounter is scripted jank.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s neat at first, but you’ll soon notice that each of those shootouts of events are happening over and over and over in the exact same place ad infinitum. It’s not egregious if it’s somewhere you rarely visit, but seeing the exact same shootout a block or two away from V’s apartment 60 times during a play through takes out a lot of immersion. Still though, the game ain’t bad. Worth a play if your rig can play it at higher settings

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The game is literally Witcher 3 but with guns.
          The same exact structure.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It fricking isn't. There's nothing on this game worth a shit besides the main quest, TW3 is the complete opposite.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That level of chromatic aberration

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Any time you go even slightly off the beaten path everything just feels unfinished and broken. It makes you wonder why this area is even there because it doesn't feel like a real place.
        Anywhere down by the water feels that way.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They basically made a sandbox game with no sandbox.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I loaded it up the other day just to have a mess aorund, already completed it a while ago. There literally is nothing to do, its just a facade of a city. Shops have big neon "open" signs and locked doors. One cafe I could go in, full of customers sat at tables. Can't interact with any of them, can't pull out your weapon inside the place. But what I discovered you can do is stand outside and as the door opens, you can throw grenades in. Kill everyone in the place except the guy behind the counter, who carries on as if nothnig happened while his restaurant is full of dead people lying across the tables. Can't even sit at the seats and have a coffee while surrounded by corpses. Oh and any police heat you get for doing it disappears the moment you enter the building.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The best description I have of this game's atmosphere is that it feels like going out of bounds in a linear singleplayer game, except you don't need to glitch out to be able to walk around it. It really is a cardboard propped 'city', like a movie set.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can also see where developers cut corners when placing assets. Buildings literally stacked on each other, etc. I found a basketball court behind a generator that was sticking out of a building. Very Bethesda-tier sometimes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hell no. Even GTA 3 felt more alive than this shit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      is literally an empty husk, the game is purely eye candy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heh, no just about the opposite. If you're not on a job or story mission, npcs don't do anything interesting. They can just about be bothered to run away from you when you start shooting but that's the extent of their brilliant AI.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      not at all, it's actually one of the most lifeless worlds I've ever experienced in a recent AAA game which boggles my mind because they did such an amazing job with W3, like everyone remembers how full of life and soulful Novigrad, nothing comes close to that in cp77

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not really sure that's true. Novigrad has the same issue over time. You finish up all the missions and there is no longer a whole lot to do but then you're on your way. The Witcher relies on you to keep moving in order to keep you entertained with a new batch of quests for new stuff. The problem with Cyberpunk is that's it's too formulaic. Everything is just going to a spot, shooting or talking to someone, then you get some cash and sometimes an iconic gun or once or twice a car, whos performance is going to be shit compared to the Caliburn you get for free in the Badlands. Geralt gets quests about finding recipes for new gear, new potions and bombs, Gwent cards, while Witcher Jobs are where you can get some cash

        There should have been missions for unlocking Ripperdocs, getting access to new guns from certain vendors, being allowed to step into the fancier clothing stores if you were a streetkid, Gang members should have talked shit or sent hit squads after you if you pissed them off enough, or been cool with you if you sought peaceful resolutions, worked for them, or just never got caught. While Fixer gigs were exclusively about getting paid to kill people and steal things.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's because all the good devs that made that game left the company and were replaced by women.
        You should see some pictures of the studio employees, there are c**ts EVERYWHERE and it shows in the end product.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >this narrative again
          The picture was taken on march 8th. it also included all the fricking women in the company and they were like like 100 out of 900 total employees and that included all the secretaries and PR people and accounting and HR and artists.
          In fact, the art of the game, which is one of the few positive things about the game was largely directed by a woman. There was never any proof any woman took any major part in programming key game features.

          tl; dr
          Debunked.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Clearly it was too many women because the game is still shit to this day. What point were you trying to make here?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The point is that the game is shit because of the 90% men working on this game.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                hope she sees this bro.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hope you stop coping bro

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >CDPR brain drained and filled with women and diversity hires and all the money being spent on marketing
                Color me surprised.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Is the CEO a woman?
              Last time I checked, no.
              The CEO is responsible for everything. If a single woman can ruin the game, why didn't the CEO just fix it by coding everything himself?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It ***LOOKS*** alive and immersive. However the illusion breaks upon any amount of interaction.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine making a cutscene of all the cool shit the player won't do. Cyberslop, not even once.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This bonding time with Jackie being cutscened away was the biggest boner kill of all time. We're supposed to be sad when he dies after doing nothing with him, a masterclass in bad pacing

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    CP2077 actually has gameplay where R* hates gameplay and avoids it at all costs. how many gang camps are in RDR2 like 5 on the entire map. half of CP2077 map is gangs.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just because it has a lot of content, doesn't mean it's good. I've always wanted more quality over quantity in my open worlds. Saying that, Cyberpunk's content is way more fun. RDR2 is tedious, and worse, extremely restrictive, to the point that if you try to get creative, you'll fail. See pic related. The whole objective is to kill Micah, but if you kill him by lobbing dynamite into his watch tower, you fail the mission. R* is a very overbearing, stifling director. CP2077, on the other hand, is much more open, especially when it comes to gigs. Most of the times, there are multiple ways of approaching an objective, and the game is totally fine with you just building hopping over to the objective, finding a secret entrance, and bypassing 90% of a level.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still defending the biggest overhyped flop of the decade

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >still being buttdevastated over your little discord troony hate campaign failing miserably
      grow up and move on already

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cdptroony rewriting history
        The audacity of you homosexuals after getting anally raped in december of 2020, and dmcaing the whole fricking board.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          god i hate 4chink

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does that shit look so bad, 1080p my fricking ass, it looks like 960x540 upscaled

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm playing on a fricking toaster with dlss enabled, it looks way better in motion

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's probably TAA. It looks decent in some games, but most of them look like someone smeared Vaseline on the screen

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that a carrying handle, at the very end of the gun?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's supposed to be a gas port?

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wat gaim?
    This looks like it would feed into my "indiscriminately snipe people from high advantage point until they stop me" fetish, only one problem....

    Where is everyone? I need people to snipe.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cyberpunk2077, I took that screenshot after kiling everyone, if you squint your eyes you'll see bodies lying on the ground

      Is that a carrying handle, at the very end of the gun?

      machine guns look all sort of moronic but pack an insane amount of punch

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should i wait for the big update to play? I have it in my library and really wanna play it but idk if i should wait for the update since it seems like it will change and add alot

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    to be honest mate the game is just ugly so i will not play it for that alone

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >slaps
    the only thing that slaps here is my dick against your cheeks

    fricking zoomer speak I swear to fricking god

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only midwits care about cyberslop.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Only midwits care about cyberslop.
      Am midwit
      Luv me Cyberslop
      Simple as

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    give me one reason to update

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      game stability and performance in general

      launch version was a fricking disaster

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is slightly before launch

        I mean you've got no real reason to, it's still a mediocre game

        good answer. the only thing that caught my attention was car modding, and that wasnt enough

        there is none, because it's still a shit game after all the patches

        also good answer

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean you've got no real reason to, it's still a mediocre game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      there is none, because it's still a shit game after all the patches

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    no cap fr fr

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The ai literally cannot chase you in a car, or even on foot.
    Don't compare this to GTA lmao.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm playing this now, having bought it at a 50% discount, and with all the patches and additions since yet it's still underwhelming outside of the map design.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed CDPR but I think it could have learned a little more from GTA when it comes to Worldbuilding. From a gameplay perspective the way they implemented "RPG" elements really held the game back.

    Weapons aren't good because they're rare and advanced futuristic weapons, they're good because they're the special color and have the highest stat. So the first pistol you get can be better than a prototype issued to Araska enforcers if it has the Legendary status or it's a higher level. GTA having you slowly unlock new, more deadly weapons from new vendors is a good system and one Cyberpunk really should have emulated. Crafting is dog crap busy work that sucks up way to many levels to access the best stuff. The game is also way to easy, and the AI isn't intelligent enough to provide any real threat once you've got a few implants.

    The way stories and missions play out is way better than GTA though. Rockstar keeps making on the rails, highly linear missions and stories with a highly directed sequence of events. Cyberpunk is much more free with providing numerous approaches to a problem, often in a way that different playstyles can access different things in different way. Characters often have numerous responses to how you performed in a mission, both simple stuff like fulfilling an optional objective, and more nuanced stuff like if you chose to let people live, or if you were never detected.

    Smarter AI, with a greater focus on Enemy behavior and weaponry, and more dangerous combat that demands the player make better use of the stealth or cover system would have gone a long way.

    The city also needs clubs, pass times, Joy Toys, BDs, Races, and Bounties you can access any time, not just stuff confined to limited missions.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      100% right about the weapons. Should have done a more destiny 2 approach.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've genuinely enjoyed all CD Projekt games, don't give a frick if it makes me a shill or a drone or whatever the trendy word is now
    It genuinely cheers me up when I play their games, it's like doing cocaine everything just feels endlessly amazing

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a very good game. It might be the only open world rpg I have ever finished.

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Still no multiplayer
    Playing single player games is the saddest fricking shit I can think of.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you scared of the silence or something homie frick's wrong with you

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >reading a book alone? fricking sad shit bro

        Tell me you don't have friends without telling me you don't have friends, there's a reason why literally all the most popular games are multiplayer.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          if you had friends you wouldn't be here desperately baiting people for a smithereen of attention lol

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Assuming I don't have multiple friends in this thread trolling you guys already

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >pretending I'm not one of said friends purposefully propping your shitpost up

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, and McDonalds is the finest cuisine on the planet because it's very popular.

          Plebian. Away with you.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >reading a book alone? fricking sad shit bro

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boring empty game with pretty graphics and serviceable shooting. Everything else including the “joke” of an RPG system is absolute dogshit. I enjoyed the game people but people that praise it are genuinely brain dead

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Night City looks good but has no scripting or anything to make it feel alive or interesting. GTA mogs it.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Literal actual shill thread
    have a nice day Black person. Game was/is/will always be trash. Maybe in the next life don't be fraudulent. Also maybe give NPCs navmeshes you fricking amateurs.

    Don't forget to sage thread.

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game was advertised/shilled as the next great RPG/bethesda killer for nearly a decade
    >ends up being a glorified GTA Clone with a ton of missing features with it's only good features being an nice graphics and an okay Tie-in Anime made by Trigger
    baka

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember how the only 2 missions with actual branching choices are the two they showed in pre-release trailers. And of course those missions don't actually have any impact on the rest of the story anyway.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think you guys are living life wrong, you're so focused on getting the one perfect flawless game that you will throw away good games for not reaching your standards
    I mean shit you do you it's your life to live but it seems highly wasteful, if one day you do get that perfect game you long for it's really not gonna be worth all the anger tbh

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >omg can you just.. cmon can't you just eat the shit?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I genuinely don't understand how this is a positive mindset for you, enjoy the self-imposed limit to what you can enjoy I guess, not sure how that benefits you lol
        I guarantee you no one thinks you're cool for calling games shit

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Negativity doesn't cause me to have a mental breakdown.
          When devs blatantly lie and release a shitty product I lose nothing by not liking it.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's been almost 3 years, you're still entering threads about the game to complain about it
            how is that healthy for you lol

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              This is a forum for discussing video games and sharing opinions.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                what exactly do you hope to accomplish by spending your time sharing opinions for a game you've hated since day 1, 3 years later?
                do you think someone's gonna suddenly go "oh shit you're right I don't actually like the game"? or do you want to be convinced to give the game a chance?
                you can say whatever you want I just don't understand your goal here, it's been 3 years do you still need to vent?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >this is a forum for me to enforce my opinions on you and then say you're mad if you don't agree with me
                fixed
                Like this lmao [...]

                Discussion means I can discuss why the game is bad. If you want an enforced circlejerk you can go to literally any other site.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                you do you homie, just saying that time is limited

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I hope you grow and learn to deal with people not liking things you like.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I hope you grow and learn to value your limited time instead of spending 3 years fruitlessly complaining about a video game

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                So why are you spending your time seething at my opinions on Ganker?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I can discuss why the game is bad
                >first post is literally "it's shit, because I said so"
                >discuss
                every time

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wonder what posts this post could have been replying to?

                I think you guys are living life wrong, you're so focused on getting the one perfect flawless game that you will throw away good games for not reaching your standards
                I mean shit you do you it's your life to live but it seems highly wasteful, if one day you do get that perfect game you long for it's really not gonna be worth all the anger tbh

                Could you be pathetically coping by pretending that this

                >omg can you just.. cmon can't you just eat the shit?

                is the post that started the reply chain and not the actual issues that have been pointed out?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The first post didn't reply to anyone. The anon just wanted to hear your """opinion""" in a """discussion""" and your move was to call it shit without elaborating, so don't act all high and mighty now, homosexual.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Literally just playing dumb
                What posts was he complaining about? Who is "you guys"?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >this is a forum for me to enforce my opinions on you and then say you're mad if you don't agree with me
                fixed
                Like this lmao

                seethe

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >lose nothing
            Except your time shitting on it by deliberately going into threads about the things you don't like years after release, so you can tell other people about how and why you don't like it then say you don't care when they call you out.
            Keep not caring though, you're doing a great job so far.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              seethe

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Cyberpunk2077, I took that screenshot after kiling everyone, if you squint your eyes you'll see bodies lying on the ground
              [...]
              machine guns look all sort of moronic but pack an insane amount of punch

              >selfies in photo mode
              This is the favored in game activity of all cyberpunk players because there isn't actually anything to do in game.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Getting really desperate here I see.
                I bet your thinking "if only I actually tried playing the game... I could've come up with a better shitpost..." right now

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think hes cool. Its always nice to come across someone who isn't Black person cattle satiated by garbage. I get sick of said cattle slowly destroying my hobby because they have more money than sense or because they're apathetic as to what their spending implies.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would agree in most cases. But CP2077 was uniquely offensive in its last gen offerings. If they were honest and didn't release it at all for PS4/Xbox one it would be a 7/10, decent game. Anyone defending it hasn't experienced those last gen releases. It was flat out fraud to sell it. It wasn't just broken. I'm the oldest of millennials. I've grown up right alongside videogames and have been an avid player my whole life. No other AAA full price game has ever released in a state close to as bad as CP2077 on last gen hardware. Never.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cyberpunk is the perfect example of devs biting more than they can chew

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bought the PS5 version earlier today.

    Did I frick up? Is it bad?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's fine.

      Good story, good writing, good characters, but they still bit off more than they could chew.

      You won't regret a playthrough unless you're a chronic Ganker user

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean from a performance perspective.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh.

          Still no, I have it on PS5 as well and it runs perfectly fine. Performance mode at 60 FPS is the way to go; there is no noticable different at all in ray tracing mode unless you're a photomode person

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well alrighty then. I got it on sale for 20 bucks too so I’m sure I’ll get my money’s worth.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say it's enjoyable though I never played it on Playstation. Starting off I found myself frustrated when building a character because I kept struggling to decide if I wanted to actually use the game's crafting system, since a lot of discussion online creams over upgraded iconics, but the Crafting system is kinda dogshit and investing in it means not being able to max out actually interesting skills trees like Ninjutsu, Blades, and Cold Blood which appeal to me because I'm a massive weeb.

      I decided to ignore crafting entirely outside of upgrading a few favorite late games weapons to level 50. I'm happy. It was a great choice. frick crafting in this game.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >crafting sucks and can be ignored

        I’ll keep that in mind. Thanks.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        crafting too much also bricks your save kek

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They fixed that but yeah it did for the first few months. It happened to anyone that tried maxing crafting as well pretty much. Because it took spamming thousands of items to max the skill and that's what borked the save. homosexuals didn't even try to max the skills before release.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked Johnny and the Soul Killer stuff with all the focus on themes of Corporate Greed and Survival vs Reputation but I also really wish the game had a more freeform approach to the gangs and how they interact with the player. Like instead of there just being the designated "Good Gangs" (Aldecados and The Mox) and the designated "Bad Gangs" (Maelstrom, Tyger Claws, 6th Street) with the game just letting you do every single missions could instead choose to do jobs for singular gangs like Maelstrom, improving your reputation with them and letting you access special stores, their aesthetics, but in doing so if you hit another gang too hard, they start hating you and you can no longer access most of their missions or resources, until certain points in the story where they may offer you a mission where you can make it up to them (probably by doublecrossing the gang you're buddies with). Based on who you team up with, different parts of the city should feel like home while others are hostile towards you.

    But I think in general games absolutely should lean towards playthroughs being much shorter but with numerous options and a focus on New Game+, instead of having these 80 hour long main stories where you do everything the same but there are like 4-5 actually important decisions.

    • 11 months ago
      Ciri’s Husband

      Someone hire this man immediately. Couldn’t have said it better myself.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I also want a proper corpo mode where I can be a corporate goon.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not big on going full corpo, I think the game would have benefitted from sticking to just one Background but doing it really well, but there definitely should have been an option to develop corporate connections. The game not having a Militech Route is very odd because throughout the story one of the big things building up is the potential for another Corpo War, with Yorinobu trying to instigate it and Militech desperately trying to avoid it. So you'd think with the first mission in the game involving you helping a Militech agent, they'd be all over helping some pseudo-immortal Solo do Black Ops shit to frick over Arasaka the same way Arasaka keeps trying to falseflag Militech attacks.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The game should have taken a Perfect Dark route.

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The city is great.
    I pirated it on release and liked it. Haven't tried it after the patches, I'm waiting for the expansion.

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    frfr no cap on godderino

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have never seen so many unapologetic simp consoomers for a game before Cyberpunk 2077. What about it induces the brain rot? The game will never be “finished” no matter how many little updates they do.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      people enjoyed a video game and moved on, you've been seething about it for years lol you're the one with the brain rot

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seething? I’m not the one making these cope threads comparing it to a game from2013.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah you're the one entering them to throw a tantrum 🙂

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Im not throwing a tantrum, I think that is what you’re doing considering you’re speed replying to everyone shitting on the game (deservedly so) right now.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              do you often assume everyone that disagrees with you is the same person?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, I can see the poster counts not going up at the bottom of the screen and your seethe increase at every reply you can’t get to pay money for your game.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Wouldn't... wouldn't that mean the ones replying to me hating the game are also just one single person too?
                Crazy... must be a rival marketeer if we use your own logic! Wow, an actual war between companies going on!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, because there are 66 posters. Are you actually stupid? Did you think you had a point there? How sad.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                And you just know 65 posters hate the game and 1 poster is obsessively defending it?
                Wow the delusion is worse than I thought, it might require professional help at this point, a genuine schizo!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >65 posters hate the game and 1 poster is obsessively defending it
                yes

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                kek your heart must've sank when you realized I could so easily use your own arguments against you

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not the guy you were replying to moron.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                but the poster count didn't go up!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It didn’t, because there’s not only a clear point where you came in and started copeposting but you just replied to someone else smugly not knowing how stupid you look.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                there it is, still at 66 will the seething ever cease?

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played through it and it was alright as an action game, but you can't help noticing the lack of interactivity and immersion. Its seems kinda shitty to me that after the disastrous launch and the obvious missing features, that the DLC will be like $30 or whatever. They pretty much destroyed their reputation with this game and despite fixes and changes, its not at all what was supposed to be. If the DLC adds stuff that was meant to be in it from the start the least they could do is give it away for free to get some good will back. But consumers are dumb so I guess they will all still buy it despite being cucks for doing so.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the updates to the base game that come with the DLC are free, but judging by your unprompted and ignorant anger at random made-up strangers I'm guessing you don't really care, you just wanted an excuse to say the naughty words so people think you're super cool and you can feel superior over a video game

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its funny how something that wasn't directed at you personally triggered you to attack me directly, seemingly as if you are offended and upset by what i said.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm a consumer, you called me dumb and a cuck so I went ahead and replied to you
          welcome to the world of people talking back to you

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh I see, so you will be paying the $30 for the game to be what it should have been on launch, and you will be thanking them for allowing you to buy more slop. So yeah, you are a dumb cuck.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not him but I'm going to pirate it.
              Now what, homosexual? Why do you never think of that possibility? Maybe because you won't have an argument otherwise?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're not him, and he will buy it, so frick off

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I d-don't want to argue with you b-because I'm losing my only argument
                Piratchads always win.
                Our opinion is the only one that matters.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                niga you're interjecting in an argument that has nothnig to do with you. I'm syaing to dome guy he's a cuck for buying the DLC, and you jump in with "yeah I'm not him but I'm gonna pirate it what now", its fricking irrelevant, I'm gonna pirate it, thats completely nothing to do with what was being said, and I wasn't talking to you

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >noooo leave me alone I want to feel smug!!!!!
                kek

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why did you instantly assumed he was going to buy it? Huh? Because you won't have an argument otherwise.
                Now kneel

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because if you follow the conversation that was occuring that was nothngi to do with you, he was getting upset over me calling people cucks for buying the DLC. It probaly is you, you're just being a gay for the sake of it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I was calling you out on making up a fantasy that the base game updates will be tied to buying the DLC when they will be free lol can't even follow the actual conversation

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You know what, shut the frick up how about that.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah cool, no worries cuck

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah I will buy the DLC and enjoy a second playthrough along with it
              that doesn't change the facts, you're still unhinged as my first post demonstrated lol but keep throwing buzzwords that really makes you seem mature and stable

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >did you just heckin insult muh multi-billion dollar companies broken product??

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >is that... is that a positive thread for a video game I HATE? noooooooooooooooooo

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >is this… IS THIS AN OPEN FORUM WITH PEOPLE SHARING VARIED OPINIONS ON A COMMERCIAL PRODUCT???
            >is that a NEGATIVE opinion! Mods! Mods!! Someone ban this troll!!

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Be me
            >See thread about game I don't like
            >Go in there, tell them why its bad and argue about it

            >Be you
            >See opinion you don't like
            >"Oh my god, like oh my god my dude, like my brother in christ please please please please please stop being negative its REALLY upsetting me"

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah that's exactly how it played out, I see you're very in touch with reality mr schizo LMAO

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Actual CDPR shill spamming the past few days desperate to get trending for the upcoming DLC

        It's literally going to have one of the lowest adoption rates for DLC compared to initial sales since DLC has existed. Black person israelite troony.

        Most of all amateur.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          will you have a nice day once the DLC smashes sales records just like the base game did despite your desperate cries for a second tortanic?
          or better yet, will you move goalposts and tell us how "sales don't equal good"?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sales have never equalled good, corporate stooge. McDonald's cheeseburgers sell very well.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              So why bring it up in the first place, homosexual?
              >g-game will have super low sales trust me guys!!!!
              >actually sales don't equal good shut up!!!!!!!!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because it's riling you up.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I accept your concession

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The redemption of no man's sky actually involved massive and meaningful additions to the game.
      For cyberpunk they added some extra cosmetics and some apartments that do nothing.
      The game still isn't even in a good state in terms of bug fixes.
      It is beyond pathetic that people try to pass off the two games in the same way.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        no one likes your game Sean

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How to properly have fun playing cyberpunk
    >downgrade to 1.12
    >lrn2K-hop
    That's pretty much it. Throw in the knowledge that corners of platforms accelerate you greatly(think guardrail, curb ect.) and you have yourself an amazing time. Throw on double jump and Night City turns into a jungle gym. Up there with the juggernaut of fps movement, Quake.

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a little baffled at people saying there's nothing to do. What do you people want? GTA ambulance missions? Bethesda style radiant quests? Both those things are crappy time waster activities.

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate how everything you can explore is so horizontal, there's barely any apartment complexes, malls or office skyscrapers you can enter aside from the main quest ones. Why even build vertically if the game exists on ground outside the msq?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he couldn't figure out how to jump to the roofs

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I did, and then I jumped down since they were empty and had no entrances

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Glitch up onto a roof
        >Be greeted with nothing but emptiness and holes in the world
        stunning

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    GTA and RDR2 are one hundred times the game that Cyberpunk was. CP2077 wishes it were GTA. Looking forward to the disappointment you'll relive when the DLC drops.

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder sometimes if devs are embarrased by mods. For instance the flying car mod for this game worked so well and fit the game so perfectly, it makes the devs look like idiots. Some random modder can put in a feature that you're multimillion dollar dev team can't. There were also mods that added cop chase feature, simple yet obvious things like a GPS direction marker on the roads etc.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They LITERALLY lost a class action lawsuit for the PS4/Xbox one versions. With the time and budget they had the only conclusion is that they were replaced by community college tier amateurs after Witcher 2 and 3. Shameful company especially with how they started with such good grace as a AAA studio that actually put in passion and effort and pretending to care for consumers with GOG. Actual con men.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I would guess they have "competent" devs on short term to make the engine and then leave, and then cheaper noob devs use the level editor and mash in extra code as needed and frick it all up

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are zoomers obsessed with aesthetics/graphics?
    there's nothing underneath it
    no substance

    is it a case of being so low IQ that pretty lights is enough for them?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you have a game and one version of it has shit graphics and then you make another version of the exact same game with good graphics, the good graphics version would be better. Ergo graphics do matter to some extent. Cyberpunk is good enough to play. Not as good as it could have been, but alright. And it looks nice, which makes it more tolerable than if it looked shit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >polished turd is better than normal turd
        technically you're right

        this "it could've been worse" mentality of recent generations is part of why society is collapsing
        it's regression from low standards/expectations

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Compare the game releases of 1998 with 2022. Kek.

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you guys need to stop arguing if the game is trash or if it sold well and actually play it for once, it's a gog game just pirate the latest version when the dlc releases
    i finished it like a week ago, it's not better than gta, it's not better than tw3, but it's fun, especially with a 100% off discount
    won't be playing it again to play the dlc

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Cyberpunk AND The Witcher. CDPR SUCKS

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had fun.

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can definitely have fun with it. Good fun hacing people with cyberpsychosis and chilling out round a corner while they kill each other. Some of the missions good. The gunplay is fine. Cruising around on your bike.. I could play it again but then I remeber the braindance shit

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