>"how i suppose to know that ROMANCE option leads to SEGS"
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>"how i suppose to know that ROMANCE option leads to SEGS"
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Are YOU blaming ME for getting raped by this criminal???
t. buckbroken
he looks the type
Nah he's a straight up 70s porno rapist. His magic trick is a roofie metaphor.
Want to see a magic trick?
the truth is that he just wants goddess pussy and that the PC is just a fling. What a prostitute.
I ripped his arm off, he never made it out of the portal. No homos in my party.
>No homos in my party
Damm playing solo must be tough then
why solo? Killed gayle, killed halsin, killed wyll, killed astarion, only female npcs in my party. my char is obviously white human male
did the same before uninstalling this boring 5e trash
*casts hold person*
*twists his hand off*
Stfu fromslopper, this game is literally the best game ever made
watch me pull a sabot out of my hat, homosexual
All the closeted homosexuals on here crying about being sexually assaulted when they clearly fricking asked for it is incredible.
>asked for it
Refusing to tell women to take care of their own safety will not prevent a single rape.
He got jelly later on even when I knew to not pick the option to watch his magic show. What was that about?
I can't stop laughing over the idea of Ganker accidentally getting themselves into being forced to watch their characters have gaysex.
So he fricks a goddess? Why can't I frick one. NPCs don't get to be more chad than my self insert. I demand satisfaction.
You can frick one though.
Which one?
>astral projects himself and says you need to have a private conversation
>guy is a magical nuke so assume it's important and agree
>show up
>sit down in the grass way too close to each other
>have super awkward over emotional conversation
>finally get a dialogue choice
>spend the night or tell him to frick off
>tell him to frick off
Everything about that was out of no where and awkward as hell
Kek the nig as well i wonder what dialogue i chose that made him think it was appropriate to ask me to dance in a field with him. No way gay.
>Mystra blahblahblah
>yeah she was great lay that Mystra blahblahblah
>yeah I heckin love Mystra sex blahblahblah
>and how bout I suck your wiener with my magic ass?
WTF?
No wonder his original design was so fricking sleazy. His character still is, but he looks like an 80s singer.
I rejected this homosexualy wizard thrice and the game thinks that we banged, he literally raped my toon
>he literally raped my troon
Fixed. You knew where this was going.
>troon
Do I look like I play female characters? I'm #Metooing this magic Black person to kingdome come.
he looks like he rapes PCs
>Have friendly conversations at camp
>Hey do you want to cram your dick up my shithole btw?
>>Yes please I thought you'd never ask
>>Sure, I guess
>>You're lucky I don't behead you right now for even suggesting this, frick off and did
>Pick third option and they literally never speak again
Is it too much to ask that I get dialogue from them without romancing?
This is Ganker, no amount of real life romance leads to sex for the common Gankeritizen.
He may not be ugly, old and fat, and yet... I see potential in this one...
Gale admits he has no friends and is lonely as frick even if you don't wanna frick just being nice and throwing him a bone to entertain his infatuation with you seems like the bro thing to do.
That's what I been doing. Like instead of picking the mean c**t option just be like "You get off on me killing our enemies? Yeah that's pretty hot." and move on. Seems like there's no payoff for being mean since he forces himself anyway
Gale is such a fricking mess of a character that even if you aren't autistic and understand that conversation, you can definitely see his character is so fricking Mary Sueish it's annoying. I invite anyone playing this game to leave him in the stone or cut his hand off.
A lot of the complaints about him and Halsin, funnily enough mirror a lot of complaints women have about straight men
>I just want to be friends I don’t to frick, why is he assuming I want to frick just because I was nice to him?
>Why is he so mad I turned him down? I don’t hate him I’m just not interested
>Why does he keep flirting with me even though I told him no? It’s annoying
Really makes ya think huh