>Mario is a fricking cartoon calarts caricature now

>Mario is a fricking cartoon calarts caricature now

I hate this forced soul era so much

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that trans flag
    lol good, glad i didnt buy this slop anyway.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/DMF72h8.jpg

      >Mario is a fricking cartoon calarts caricature now

      I hate this forced soul era so much

      Frick, now I guess I have to buy it
      Thanks, you fricking homosexuals

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Incels.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        .. you didnt actually spend full price for this shit did you? Because if you did, you are, unironically, perpetuating the fall of Japanese game devs by submitting to this slopshit. We already lost From, and now with SMB Wonder we are losing one of the greats.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meds. Now.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Thinking about meds
        Ngmi.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Oh yes, I LOVE drinking my estranged aunt's female cum!

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Crush your own head with a giant stone now.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        ywnbaw

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          yawngay

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >WOMAN, YOU'RE NOT A WOMAN
        YOU'LL NEVER BE A WOMAN, YOU GOT A PENIS AND BALLS
        WHEN YA, YA TALKIN TO ME
        I FEEL SO QUEASY BECAUSE YOU'RE MAKING ME SICK
        YOU'RE NOT A WOMAN, YOU NEVER WILL BE
        YA BETTER LISTEN, LISTEN TO ME, OH
        SOME ROPE WILL SET YOU FREE, OH, OH YEAH
        *guitar solo

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WAAHH MARIO MANDATE IS KILLING MARIO! REMOVE THE MANDATE NOW
    >Nintendo actually makes Mario different and expressive
    >NOOOO NOT LIKE THAT FORCED SOUL!!

    You reap what you sew.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw enjoying the game
    Feels good not to be a contrarian I tell you

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is a game for children.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        So is Star Wars

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Star Wars has mature themes in it: coming of age, battling with your past in a meaningful way, learning to forgive your greatest enemies. What "mature themes" does Mario have...?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Star Wars has mature themes in it

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >he says, being unable to refute the post's points at all
              I accept your concession!

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Herp derp
                Confession denied.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Confession
                I accept your concession!

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Herp derp..
                Confession denied!

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Confession
                I accept your concession!

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he says, being unable to refute the post's points at all
                I accept your concession!

                >Confession
                I accept your concession!

                t. filtered by the "DENIED" word

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he says, being unable to refute the post's points at all
                I accept your concession!

                >Confession
                I accept your concession!

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I feel like arguing with a moronic person is sorta punching down and I don't feel comfortable with that

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Surely if it's arguing with a moronic person it is quite easy to make your point right? Oh wait.. You have none LMAO just face it, you are a manchild. and just because other manchildren like star wars, does not make you any less of a manchild.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not gonna sit there and dunk on a moronic person for the sake of publicly degrading them. Jesus christ dude

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          And grown “men” who play Star Wars shit are not men either. They are manchuldren.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, I meant the movies. I forgot to specify that in my post, sorry.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you the same gay that tried to start a goobergate campaign over Peach's face being slightly changed?

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >calarts
    2016 called, it wants its buzzword back

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What about CUMfessions?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They should make a Mario game where every time you die Mario drops to his knees and sticks his tongue out

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tendies so seething over any Mario hate they resort to spamming the thread
    Pathetic, honestly...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black person I don't like it because it's literally just New Super Mario Bros 5, but crying over "Calarts style" and the new Peach face in promo art is fricking moronic. You douchebags never even talk about the actual games anymore at this point. I bet you support the lardass who threw a tearful screaming hissyfit about Star Citizen

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        *STARFIELD, sorry

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So why is discussion of this game so dead? Is it because only turd worlders care about consoles now and none of them are intelligent enough to discuss or create anything? I've noticed Spider-man is the same. Might be time for hispachan to come back so they can frick off for good.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker doesn't really accept non-turboweeb games these days

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    OPEN YOUR FRICKING MOUTH

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mario is a fricking cartoon calarts caricature now
    >now

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's not what calarts is kid

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