>zero appeal
But he was the best character in spiderverse.
11 months ago
Anonymous
In the first movie, yeah, but now he’s a pink robe wearing cuck.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>but now he’s a pink robe wearing cuck.
I mean, to be fair, in a situation where you have a super powered child wouldn't it make sense for the parent with the powers be the stay at home parent and spend more time with the kid?
When that kid has a temper tantrum the normal parent could just fricking die.
11 months ago
Anonymous
you have a point there
11 months ago
Anonymous
He’s still, as far as we know, the most skilled Spider-Man. He was the only one to catch Miles besides Miguel at the very end.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>literally walks in carrying his child that he had with his wife at all times >keeps showing off his kid to Miguel knowing full well he has PTSD over that
how exactly
11 months ago
Anonymous
>"""elite""" society calls you when you have a busy schedule anyways >it's just the mutt having a meltdown again
The dude even brought his baby with him, he didn't take anything serious in the second movie.
He’s still, as far as we know, the most skilled Spider-Man. He was the only one to catch Miles besides Miguel at the very end.
Shouldn't they all be around the same skill level?
All this multiverse homosexualry doesn't make much sense anyways. Spider Society felt more like a Rick and Morty episode and I genuinely believe that it was only done so they could do the pointing meme
>scared
nobody is SCARED of you delusional idiots.
We're just not gonna pretend that you're women and have sex with you because you're gross.
Imagine getting your ideas of femininity from ANIME
Not him but you're piss scared.
There are no trannies here and Nintendo doesn't acknowledge them but because they're using the pastel colors you're freaking out.
>literally using the exact colours of the "trans flag" at a time when it's a hot-button issue, and corporations are falling over themselves to pander to trannies >"it's just a coincidence when Nintendo does it!"
You are scared to get the mental evaluation you desperately need because you known you are unwell and should be put away before you harm others. You are sick in the head, take your meds
Eh. Spider-Man wasn't THAT fun to me. Swinging around the city's cool and all but I get real fricking bored of the constant "infiltrate the bad guy camp and beat everyone up" segments that are all pretty much identical to one another after a while. Spider-Man 2's gonna be one of those games that I might consider picking up if it's on sale for like 75% off. It's one of those games that I can't be bothered to search for a pirated copy, but if it's an easy click and costs less than $20 with all DLC attached, I might consider getting it. Maybe.
Neither since these both are exclusives and I play on PC.
So what games are on PC in that month? Alan Wake 2 and The Lords of the Fallen? I'll pick these two instead. Actually I'll probably get the MGS collection too but I'll play Alan Wake or Lords first.
love how sonic isnt even on the table here
thats how irrelevant he is at this point, he's been reduced to a pure memberberries franchise that is afraid to step out of his comfort zone and do something brash
I would rather play Mario simply because I'm a big fan of 2D Mario, but Spider-Man is a much more interesting product than the NSMB 1.1 game with a different name.
Because it reuses the assets of Spider-Man (a game I have never played)? Still a much more interesting AAA product with a bigger scope than a new NSMB game with new gimmick.
Eh, nah. As games they're objectively the best 2d Mario games especially U which had a ton of additional content and challenges before the DLC, the problem was always that samey aesthetic.
Not only because it's the third entry in the the ps4 Spiderman series but because it doesn't do anything 2 and Ultimate didn't on the ps2, the only difference is the scale and the fact that the swinging is fake.
i hated how they censored mj and black cat while peter was turned into a weakling that runs around in underwear and gets beaten up/rescued by women every cutscene. so mario for me
I don't give a shit about mario and I don't own a PS5 but if you're gonna force my hand spider-man. first one on PS4 was one of the few big budget western games I liked last gen and he's just the only western capeshit I like in general.
>he's just the only western capeshit I like in general.
seriously, don't even bother.
Capeshit stagnated around the 90s and it shows.
Anyone who even bothered with capeshit after the 50th time everything was reset to the status quo, has only himself to blame.
Especially Spider-Man >made a deal with the devil who took his marriage >Peter fricking died and Doc Ock took over his body >Peter comes back and gets cucked
Keep in mind that people telling you that Superior Spiderman is good are just morons. >Peter was only using 5% of his power the entire time!?
>he's just the only western capeshit I like in general.
Why? I mean he hasn't had a good story in over a decade, why try to force yourself to find any redeeming quality in capeshit?
Well this would only be the 2nd for Sony's Spider-Man games so I guess I'll go with that over Mario game #50+. But damn man Nutendo's cutting edge push with an elephant Mario might just shake the industry as a whole so much that I'll regret that decision.
Pirating both on PC. Don't mind the wait for Spiderman 2. Only just got around to playing the first. On the DLC now. Is Miles worth playing if I'm not a racist?
>Is Miles worth playing if I'm not a racist?
it is racist but not in the overt I hate Black folk! kind of way, it's in the low key this is what white liberals think of black people kind of way
the whole thing is a walking stereotype, for example the main theme is basically the same except it has trap drums. remember he's an urban youth.
and there is a lengthy side quest that almost rises to the level of b plot where the entire purpose is to walk around sampling street noises you can use to create hiphop beats to make a mix tape. gotta pay for that studio time somehow
you have his signature costumes which either involve wearing a hoodie or beats headphones over his suit
and don't forget you need to help the community finish the BLACK LIVES MATTER mural on the wall across the street from the local bodega
it really harps on the fact that harlem needs a black spiderman that can relate to the folks in the hood, which is ironic since insomniac cut all of upper manhattan from the map including most of harlem
it was obviously made by the type of white libs that think black people don't know how to get drivers licenses
aside from all that it's fun gameplay, miles is more fun for me than peter, but there were are graphical glitches out the ass
Okay cool. Actually informative reply. Interesting that you prefer playing miles. I assumed it would mostly be the same move sets. I saw on the Spider-Man 2 trailer they had wingsuits. I can imagine that being a cool traversal tool
Miles has more powers than Peter, his electricity abilities give him big aoe stuns and launches for juggling, and really satisfyingly crunchy combo finishers
Invisibility is cool too, it's actually really lengthy with a pretty short cooldown so it's fun to just vanish and *telephone behind you*
Also his swinging is more acrobatic, he has more tricks with all the exaggerated swagger of a black teen
Hopefully the symbiote feels good to play in 2 because I would rather use Peter since I like him more, but miles for me was just a more enjoyable character to use
>Culture has stagnated so much to the point a comic book character from 1962 and bing bing wahoo remake #5 are the only things people are actually looking forward to
Penny's Big Breakaway
My childhood hero, Spiderman
>Can't even spell Spider-Man right and calls himself a fan
KEK
Indeed
Arachnidmale
It’s sounds israeli like that.
>Hi my name is Shmuel Spiderman, mind moving so I can grab that coin you dropped. I mean I dropped.
Peter B. Parker is israeli if I remember right actually
That's just one version of Spider-Man. Main comic spider-man is protestant, and most versions are christians
literally lying
Not him but apologize immediatly
>was molested as a kid
>goes on to molest kids
Like poetry
He isn't. His MJ is.
Wouldn't he have converted when they got married though?
He's fricking spider-man no one tells him what to do
Maybe Christians stomp glasses at weddings in his universe. Is that less plausible than Spider-Man being a cartoon pig?
No, Peter B. Is just a 40 year old cuck breeder who now has zero appeal in order to make Miles cool.
>zero appeal
But he was the best character in spiderverse.
In the first movie, yeah, but now he’s a pink robe wearing cuck.
>but now he’s a pink robe wearing cuck.
I mean, to be fair, in a situation where you have a super powered child wouldn't it make sense for the parent with the powers be the stay at home parent and spend more time with the kid?
When that kid has a temper tantrum the normal parent could just fricking die.
you have a point there
He’s still, as far as we know, the most skilled Spider-Man. He was the only one to catch Miles besides Miguel at the very end.
>literally walks in carrying his child that he had with his wife at all times
>keeps showing off his kid to Miguel knowing full well he has PTSD over that
how exactly
>"""elite""" society calls you when you have a busy schedule anyways
>it's just the mutt having a meltdown again
The dude even brought his baby with him, he didn't take anything serious in the second movie.
Shouldn't they all be around the same skill level?
All this multiverse homosexualry doesn't make much sense anyways. Spider Society felt more like a Rick and Morty episode and I genuinely believe that it was only done so they could do the pointing meme
>Into the Spider-Hearse
why can I see his wiener?
Call him Spider-Man. Mr. Spiderman is his father.
Super Mario Bros Wonder
Which side has the least black people?
Which side has the least women?
Mario. And the women it does have are frick dolls and nothing else.
I will emulate Mario and buy Spider-Man when it comes to PC a year later.
Mario all day, Mikes Morales is a parasite. His game should just be a remake of The Tick
>Miles
>unironically being excited for capeshit
>israeliteshit or kiddieshit
mario but i’m not particularly looking forward to it
japanese spiderman
I hope he's a costume for 2.
Neither
My childhood hero, Mario.
Spider-Man didn't take the vax so I'm going to have to go with Mario here.
its a meeter parker
The one with gameplay. God, I hate bamham shit so much.
i dont really give a shit about his new game but i would kill for spiderman
>well designed kiddieshit vs bamham capeshit hold r2 kiddieshit
Sonic.
>trans colours
hahahahaha
you cannot defend this
>grown man scared of pastel colors
imagine being this pathetic
>scared
nobody is SCARED of you delusional idiots.
We're just not gonna pretend that you're women and have sex with you because you're gross.
Imagine getting your ideas of femininity from ANIME
Not him but you're piss scared.
There are no trannies here and Nintendo doesn't acknowledge them but because they're using the pastel colors you're freaking out.
>literally using the exact colours of the "trans flag" at a time when it's a hot-button issue, and corporations are falling over themselves to pander to trannies
>"it's just a coincidence when Nintendo does it!"
>>"it's just a coincidence when Nintendo does it!"
Name one time Nintendo has acknowledged trannies in their games. I'll wait.
>don't talk about THIS
>talk about something ELSE
You don't have anything to talk about here or with anything. You're literally just afraid of complimentary colors.
>You don't have anything to talk about here or with anything
You're embarrassing yourself, stop replying.
You are scared to get the mental evaluation you desperately need because you known you are unwell and should be put away before you harm others. You are sick in the head, take your meds
What the frick?!
Where is goku?
that's fricking huge if it's real, holy shit
Eh. Spider-Man wasn't THAT fun to me. Swinging around the city's cool and all but I get real fricking bored of the constant "infiltrate the bad guy camp and beat everyone up" segments that are all pretty much identical to one another after a while. Spider-Man 2's gonna be one of those games that I might consider picking up if it's on sale for like 75% off. It's one of those games that I can't be bothered to search for a pirated copy, but if it's an easy click and costs less than $20 with all DLC attached, I might consider getting it. Maybe.
>which side are you on?
>Black folk or videogames?
What was his canon event?
I'll play Spider-man and go straight to Brooklyn to find Mario's plumbing business
Neither since these both are exclusives and I play on PC.
So what games are on PC in that month? Alan Wake 2 and The Lords of the Fallen? I'll pick these two instead. Actually I'll probably get the MGS collection too but I'll play Alan Wake or Lords first.
>Neither since these both are exclusives and I play on PC.
So SMBW on Yuzu?
Well I guess I should clarify I'm not a fan of Mario anyway so I don't have much interest even emulating it.
They're both gonna be on PC, Spider-Man way later though
Yeah but that's for the month of october, I'm not really emulating Mario though, especially the 2D ones. Have other stuff I'm interested more.
Spiderman looks really fun but I'm tired of marvel so no one
>october
im buying alan wake 2 probably even if i'm annoyed about the second protag
Mario.
If 2 is anything like the original it'll just make me want to play the vastly superior Ultimate Spiderman game again.
Cringe capeshit or KINO platformer? Easy choice
Forced soul platformer
>left is SNOY leftism/globalism
>right is kyoto conservativism/traditionalism
love how sonic isnt even on the table here
thats how irrelevant he is at this point, he's been reduced to a pure memberberries franchise that is afraid to step out of his comfort zone and do something brash
He's not in the image because Superstars comes out 3 days later
>Which side
Stop treating everything as a fight, you're just falling for a consumerist psyop
>You like other product? Then we must fight, by shilling the product!
You morons like to think you're immune to propaganda but you really aren't.
Mario.
I would rather play Mario simply because I'm a big fan of 2D Mario, but Spider-Man is a much more interesting product than the NSMB 1.1 game with a different name.
>but Spider-Man is a much more interesting product than the NSMB 1.1 game with a different name.
I don't think I need to explain the problem here.
Because it reuses the assets of Spider-Man (a game I have never played)? Still a much more interesting AAA product with a bigger scope than a new NSMB game with new gimmick.
>much more interesting AAA product with a bigger scope
It's the graphics, we get it
NSMB isn't very fun tbh
It's alright but that's it. They don't even come close to the classic 2D Mario games.
Eh, nah. As games they're objectively the best 2d Mario games especially U which had a ton of additional content and challenges before the DLC, the problem was always that samey aesthetic.
Not only because it's the third entry in the the ps4 Spiderman series but because it doesn't do anything 2 and Ultimate didn't on the ps2, the only difference is the scale and the fact that the swinging is fake.
it's much more cinematic than before. it's like i get to watch a spider-man movie this year
more like pidorman
Love Mario Wonder
Love Sonic Superstars
Luv Penny
Ay, it's me. It's a good year for Platformer Enjoyers. It's an even better year if you have friends.
I'll pirate both and play none
Thankfully I don't have to pick a side because all Switch games are free.
Mario on PC
the side that isn't capeshit
so spider-man? Mario is more capeshit
Just say Mario.
Only a colossal moron would act like Spider-man isn't capeshit
i hated how they censored mj and black cat while peter was turned into a weakling that runs around in underwear and gets beaten up/rescued by women every cutscene. so mario for me
disregard both
after rune factory 5 and PoOT, i have little faith in Marvelous
I don't give a shit about mario and I don't own a PS5 but if you're gonna force my hand spider-man. first one on PS4 was one of the few big budget western games I liked last gen and he's just the only western capeshit I like in general.
Oh dude...
Never give in to the capeshit. Worse thing you can ever do.
>he's just the only western capeshit I like in general.
seriously, don't even bother.
Capeshit stagnated around the 90s and it shows.
Anyone who even bothered with capeshit after the 50th time everything was reset to the status quo, has only himself to blame.
Especially Spider-Man
>made a deal with the devil who took his marriage
>Peter fricking died and Doc Ock took over his body
>Peter comes back and gets cucked
Keep in mind that people telling you that Superior Spiderman is good are just morons.
>Peter was only using 5% of his power the entire time!?
>he's just the only western capeshit I like in general.
Why? I mean he hasn't had a good story in over a decade, why try to force yourself to find any redeeming quality in capeshit?
Spider-man because he is a cool guy unlike that Shitalian cuckold
Spiderman when it inevitably releases on PC, until them I am getting Mario
If Spiderman was on PC and not the Deadstation 5
Stuck in time stop or what?
mario
spiderman will be globohomosexual garbage with no soul
Neither
>based
>hpbp
>/thread
In all seriousness Spider-Man is goyslop and Mario doesn’t offer that much to adults
>and Mario doesn’t offer that much to adults
I mean sure if you're a casual gamer
Both.
>Not being an idort.
whats the game in pic?
Pikmin 3.
Neither really
Well this would only be the 2nd for Sony's Spider-Man games so I guess I'll go with that over Mario game #50+. But damn man Nutendo's cutting edge push with an elephant Mario might just shake the industry as a whole so much that I'll regret that decision.
Neither, I don't like capeshit and mario peaked at super mario world 3.
>Spider-Man featuring his basketball american compadre
I'll have one copy Super Mario Bros Wonder
>Spiderman with even more Miles
>Mario
Pretty easy Mario victory there my guy, not sure why you bothered making a thread to ask kind of easy.
But will Mario ever win like Douki-chan?
Ganbare, Mario san!
>Black person troony shit
vs
>italian troony shit
Mario
Pirating both on PC. Don't mind the wait for Spiderman 2. Only just got around to playing the first. On the DLC now. Is Miles worth playing if I'm not a racist?
>Is Miles worth playing if I'm not a racist?
it is racist but not in the overt I hate Black folk! kind of way, it's in the low key this is what white liberals think of black people kind of way
the whole thing is a walking stereotype, for example the main theme is basically the same except it has trap drums. remember he's an urban youth.
and there is a lengthy side quest that almost rises to the level of b plot where the entire purpose is to walk around sampling street noises you can use to create hiphop beats to make a mix tape. gotta pay for that studio time somehow
you have his signature costumes which either involve wearing a hoodie or beats headphones over his suit
and don't forget you need to help the community finish the BLACK LIVES MATTER mural on the wall across the street from the local bodega
it really harps on the fact that harlem needs a black spiderman that can relate to the folks in the hood, which is ironic since insomniac cut all of upper manhattan from the map including most of harlem
it was obviously made by the type of white libs that think black people don't know how to get drivers licenses
aside from all that it's fun gameplay, miles is more fun for me than peter, but there were are graphical glitches out the ass
Okay cool. Actually informative reply. Interesting that you prefer playing miles. I assumed it would mostly be the same move sets. I saw on the Spider-Man 2 trailer they had wingsuits. I can imagine that being a cool traversal tool
Miles has more powers than Peter, his electricity abilities give him big aoe stuns and launches for juggling, and really satisfyingly crunchy combo finishers
Invisibility is cool too, it's actually really lengthy with a pretty short cooldown so it's fun to just vanish and *telephone behind you*
Also his swinging is more acrobatic, he has more tricks with all the exaggerated swagger of a black teen
Hopefully the symbiote feels good to play in 2 because I would rather use Peter since I like him more, but miles for me was just a more enjoyable character to use
Mario. I only got Spider-Man 1 because it was heavily discounted and it was generic as shit. Fricking capeshit
Solid Snake's
grow up
Neither, I'll probably still be playing Baldur's Gate 3 and Texas Chainsaw Massacre in October.
Both of them are strictly iterative on their predecessors but I guess Mario is less so.
>Culture has stagnated so much to the point a comic book character from 1962 and bing bing wahoo remake #5 are the only things people are actually looking forward to
I don't have a PS5 so I'll just get Wonder in October and Spider-Man 2 in 2025 on PC.
Cities skylines.
>a cinematic interactive movie or a fun game
gee I dunno
SMB Wonder is at least able to be emulated on PC. Frick Sony continuing this PS5 timed exclusivity garbage.
They both look lame. I'm currently playing XVI, which sucks. Maybe Starfield will be good, but I doubt it. My only hope now is AC6.