i'm just curious. in my headcannon it's the maker of the videos who keeps posting for views. normal people would just make webm instead of linking to joutube
it just has decent graphics, it looks like utter ass to play. mario moves like he has to take a massive shit, some kinda of free camera that doesnt even attempt to track your movement and fire mario looks pretty boring to use
>looks like shit >generic by default physics, little to no coding at all >recycled gamecube models with ray tracing looking like wet plastic toys
same souless facial expression >no animations >doesn't fit the mario aesthetic
still, nintendo makes shitty games with shitty graphics for a chink tablet with shitty specs, both nintendo and fans are fricking shit at their job, everything sucks i hope america nukes japan again
Not him, but Mario isn't supposed to have hyper-realistic setting. It's a cartoony game designed to be fun for all, but especially children. Trying to inject le mature dark thematics xD into Mario is turbo cringe.
sorry but i don't have enough onions in my system to become a tendie, i really don't care about your shitty company for beta r/edditors who aren't real gamers because they can't play anything else besides his bing bing wahoo shit
>still, nintendo makes shitty games with shitty graphics for a chink tablet with shitty specs, both nintendo and fans are fricking shit at their job, everything sucks i hope america nukes japan again
did he add the "this is meant to be satiric" in the description after uploading? I get the feeling that he put that in after backlash from people telling him that he completely missed the point of Mario games
NIN
TEN
DO
SUE
THIS
MAN
HE TALKS IN MATHS
MAN
GEN
- Head Like a Hole
kino end. It's like First Blood
MARIO IF HE REAL!!???!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?
Mario if he Unreal 5: The Final Mario
why do you gays keep marketing these shitty videos? it's not even funny joke after 1000th time
Why do you care so much to post? You have no persuasive argument to curtail even your own will to not respond to moronic people.
i'm just curious. in my headcannon it's the maker of the videos who keeps posting for views. normal people would just make webm instead of linking to joutube
vvvvvvggghhhh sv mvch svvvl
su much suul?
tf is that language
thv lvngvvgv vf thv gvds
more like language of the morons
souless
Epic... simply epic.
Epic games store
The marvel tier shit the horrible music the unnecessary violence.
It looks so fricking soulless.
One look at those comments is all need to understand why the industry is in the state it is currently in. Fricking christ
zoomers don't give a frick about gameplay nowadays
only muh look
that goomba blood splatter is what does it for me. nintendo fans are pure autism
They will orbital strike the project before it is ever finished
Why do fan creations upset Nintendo shills so much? Looks cool
it just has decent graphics, it looks like utter ass to play. mario moves like he has to take a massive shit, some kinda of free camera that doesnt even attempt to track your movement and fire mario looks pretty boring to use
It's satire, you fricking morons.
>that koopa stuck in a cage screaming in agony after being set on fire
I don't understand why he always wished this existed, did he know about the technology when he was a little girl?
Love how tendies always get mad over stuff like this.
its some instinctual response to anyone who uses a nintendo ip without nintendo's permission
>Love how tendies always get mad over stuff like this.
What's up with Bowser's eyes?
hes awestruck, the game is simply too beautiful and its taking all he has to not cry at the immaculate graphics
>looks like shit
>generic by default physics, little to no coding at all
>recycled gamecube models with ray tracing looking like wet plastic toys
same souless facial expression
>no animations
>doesn't fit the mario aesthetic
still, nintendo makes shitty games with shitty graphics for a chink tablet with shitty specs, both nintendo and fans are fricking shit at their job, everything sucks i hope america nukes japan again
another mad tendie lads:
Not him, but Mario isn't supposed to have hyper-realistic setting. It's a cartoony game designed to be fun for all, but especially children. Trying to inject le mature dark thematics xD into Mario is turbo cringe.
That's plain weird but I just got back my 23 and me and found out I'm 33% Sugonedese so I'm feeling pretty good.
>Not him, but Mario isn't supposed to have hyper-realistic setting
oh really tendie? never would have guessed
sorry but i don't have enough onions in my system to become a tendie, i really don't care about your shitty company for beta r/edditors who aren't real gamers because they can't play anything else besides his bing bing wahoo shit
For me it's the egregious violence.
>still, nintendo makes shitty games with shitty graphics for a chink tablet with shitty specs, both nintendo and fans are fricking shit at their job, everything sucks i hope america nukes japan again
did he add the "this is meant to be satiric" in the description after uploading? I get the feeling that he put that in after backlash from people telling him that he completely missed the point of Mario games
Mario if he soulless
it's so soulless it became soulful