>Mario will talk in a Brooklyn accent in under eight hours

>Mario will talk in a Brooklyn accent in under eight hours
>One of the major indie darlings of the year is an inflation fetish game
>There is going to be a new Zelda game next year starting the same Link as last game
>Metroid Prime 4 is in development hell and Dread was critically acclaimed
>Splatoon 3 broke all sales records
He won.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    try not posting a thumbnail for ants next time

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is funnier anyway

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Where are the Koopa Kids?
        Everywhere.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dobson doesn't actually think that a kid would prefer NES Mario over the entire Wii catalog, right?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He got upset at the last official Nintendo Power showing Nester grown up and playing Wii with his kid, so he made this, a comic where 80s Nester is unfrozen and prefers the NES. Interesting

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who do you care so much ?
          Maybe you should Calm thine tits

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's a weight gain fetish actually, huge difference

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I AM SILLY

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    is going to be a new Zelda game next year starting the same blonde Link as last game
    fix'd

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am continuously amazed by Dobson's inability to tell that Link was a dirty blonde in every game he hates except for Wind Waker, in which it was so cartoonish it was yellow

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >make fun of his roommate in college being a weird shutin
        >his roommate goes on to actually do every single thing son of dob wanted to do but never did because he's egotistical to the point of mental illness
        Always the best part of the Son of Dob Chronicles for me.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          His roommate worked on one Disney movie over a decade ago. He's probably a struggling artist or making Canadian animation trash. Dobson will never be forgotten.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >because he's egotistical to the point of mental illness

          It's narcissistic personality disorder. Dobs and other internet Lolcows are severe cases of it. They need the external validation ,but are also cowards who hide in their basement because their egos are so fragile.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's comforting to know most people who are like that are cowards, the rare ones that are outgoing and can hurt people are some of the worst individuals in society.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              the stereotype is the outgoing Narc while likely the cowardly one is more common. The difference is that one feeds off of dominance, while the cowardly one is too fragile to go out and try. Most incels are this type. Learning humility and how to take problems and setbacks in stride is a process of growing up and social isolation can rob people of these things.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dobson was never once kind or considerate to people but expected it in return. I always like to call it "main character syndrome," these people think they're the lead actor in the movie of life and get absolutely pissed when things don't play out like that.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Dobson was never once kind or considerate to people but expected it in return. I always like to call it "main character syndrome," these people think they're the lead actor in the movie of life and get absolutely pissed when things don't play out like that.

                Ha! Funny enough, I heard someone talk about Chubek (an infamous tripfag from /int/) in the exact same manner. He met up with Chubek and described him as someone who thinks the world revolves around himself. A lot of people are like that. It's just emotionally or psychologically immature people who have a lot of narcissism. If it's bad enough it becomes pathological.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Miyamoto never said he was from Brooklyn it was headcanon

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Andrew Dobson is a victim of cancel culture who had online hate mobs try to shut him down for being offensive.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine being at computers

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Send Request

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fat chance!

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    dobson is not a bad guy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No but he's full of hot air.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont know if dobson's obsession with link's hair is more or less autistic than chris chan's obsession with what color sonic's arms should be

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    excuuuskino coming up

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