Marriage? A sacred institution? Heh, it's anything but in my expirience, brother; I can tell you that. If two fellers wanna tie the knot, who am i to say no? If the Lord ain't judged our gang, I'd say he's been takin' some time off of the job. Heh Heh, have at it I say.
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> You WILL fight bigotry and intolerance
> You WILL not attack the native Indians
> You WILL attend the women's rights rally
> You WILL kill white slave owners
> You WILL LOVE Lenny
> You WILL fight confederates
> You WILL like it
>You WILL fight confederates
Yeah, half the country did. Kicked the shit out of you morons, too.
Yeah hundreds of thousands got duped into dying so I couldn’t buy a sexy black slave girl today what a victory
>sexy black slave girl
>sexy
>the slaves were bantus
>sexy
>bantus
>sexy
Oh boy come on down to Australia the local flavour is right up your alley.
the fact that the confederates were degenerate enough to mate with those nasty unmixed Black folk really speaks volumes about them as people
if yer mix a slave with a fine white man, yer get a smarter slave that can do more complex work. It ain't hard to understand.
nice cope, but they fricked them because they enjoyed it
confederates were degenerate homosexuals, like rightwingers are today, like they always are
scratch some guy talking about how we need to kill all gays and you find some degen who takes 10 wieners up his ass every friday and has a folder for bbc and horse dicks
lol you fricking self-hating whites never cease to amuse me.
Looks like someone is having a tantrum
Just mad my threads are more popular than (You)rs
>You WILL attend the women's rights rally
I didn't, I stabbed a suffragete in saint Denis and hightailed it on my horse.
You WILL be a butthurt triggered snowflake about a video game!
>Lettin' a black feller do yer wife? Weelll Dutch, the way I see it, if the old lady's havin' fun then who am I to deny her that? I reckon that feller's got a bigger one than me anyway. Besides, we gotta pay some back for that whole slavery bid'ness we did to them. Dutch raised me and I ain't his real son, so I'll raise my wife's son, whether he's black or white
These will never stop being funny to me, is there a compilation available somewhere? Does this meme have a name?
Yes, it's called "unfunny moron posting"
how is this shitty game still upsetting tradlarping incels 5 years on?
fricking liberal arthur... he gets me every time.
>Even after the mess RDR2 ended up being zoomer toddlers are STILL excited for GTA6
loved gta 3
loved vice city
loved san andreas
loved gta 4
loved rdr1
loved gta 5
loved rdr 3
rockstar can do no wrong
simple as
You are literally no different from a pokegay.
Kek I even bet you’re no older than 25.
Leave this place
i'm 39 zoomie
and, more importantly, i actually played these games and don't get my programming from Ganker
gta has always been good and rockstar is probably the best western developer remaining
what's it to me if a man or woman or hell, even a child, wants to end their own suffering? I think that's nothing for me to start hollering about. I might even wanna do it myself.
>Rob and kill people at ease? Don't mind if I do!
>Wait, is that... a slur on black people? A outrage on sodomites? NAH WE AIN'T HAVIN' THAT HERE PARTNER
>outrage on sodomites?
The game doesn't about gay people. How does it feel to make shit up to get angry about inceloid?
The stranger quest where you get the old slave catcher his stuff did feel painfully on the nose. It was a little insulting how blunt they were with it tbh. I knew something was up when I read the foreclosure letter and it was read aloud, which I think nothing else in the game had been by that point. And I called the 'twist' as soon as I found the first letter mentioning 'Property.' It just feels off having Arthur "Stack Sheriffs Like Cordwood" Morgan lecture anyone on their legacy. The quest could have been an opportunity for Morgan to get a look at where his life is leading him, but instead it's just a vehicle to lecture a man who's broke, homeless, and been abandoned by his family. It's extra grating because normally Morgan is pretty self aware about this stuff, or at least acts like it.
Bonus points for this stranger quest being unlocked the same time you help that doctor in Rhodes get his cart back. On top of Arthur being bluntly incapable of parsing racism for some reason, there's also the dude's whole shpeel
>they took my cart because I was too affordable!
>and too well spoken!
>and better than the competition!
>and also black!
homie it's the Lemoyne Raiders. They probably just did it because you're black. Or because you wear a suit. Or because they felt like it. There isn't anyone in the state they don't frick with except the Braithewaits.
The sufferagette quest was annoying too but mostly because nothing happens and it was a waste of time.
>The sufferagette quest was annoying too but mostly because nothing happens and it was a waste of time.
I didn't find it annoying.
>"MY GF MIGHT DIE FOR HER CAUSE AURTHUR YOU GOTTA HELP"
>ride into town
>find the wagon
>drive wagon into town to mediocre singing and lots of b***hing from everyone
>hang out by the town hall for five seconds
>loverboy bumps into a cousin
>leave
>"Arthur, mah cousins are vindictive. Men."
>we literally didn't do anything but OK I guess.
Nothing happens. I would've preferred another fishing quest because at least then I'd get some amusing anecdotes from the gang.
Yea the fishing and gang was great as well. Because Arthur was so engaging, even the mundane things he did were a good experience despite the gameplay being slow and not deep or groundbreaking, despite many missions being little short stories with no real point. Rdr2 provides many slice of life gameplay moments and the reason it's fun is because of the character the game has. When the suffrogette mission happened, I didn't think twice, just enjoyed the ride. morons let politics destroy their own experience
>N-NOOOO YOU CANT DO THING THAT REMINDS ME OF MEMES OF CHARACTERIZED STEROTYPES THAT MAKE ME ANGRY NOOOO
I could not imagine dismissing something because MUH BLUE HAIR MUH BLACK PERSON. To get angry over such arbitrary things.. In a fricking video game of all things.. I mean, I lead a small life, but how small a life must someone lead if completely irrelevant details effect their life in such a way? In the grand scheme of things, there are so many more things to be legitimately angry about. I just don't get it.
>but how small a life must someone lead if completely irrelevant details effect their life in such a way?
People (I use that term loosely) on this board are still frothing at the mouth because some cartoon animals look similar to each other. I think overtly liberal cowboys are a bit more mundane thing to be upset about by comparison.
>The stranger quest where you get the old slave catcher his stuff did feel painfully on the nose.
> I knew something was up
>And I called the 'twist' as soon as I found the first letter mentioning 'Property.'
Obviously not on the nose enough if you didn't see it coming right away. There was no twist. Following the loss of the civil war and the emancipation, many slave owners were literally left penniless, because their assets were seized. This was the story of one of them.
I always find if funny when chuds complain that history didn't treat them right.
>hmm I wish the quest would've been more nuanced hmmm
As nuanced as your "comment" on it?
>The quest could have been an opportunity for Morgan to get a look at where his life is leading him,
Morgan's life is not closely comparable to that of a formerly rich slave owner you moron. Not to mention that his entire life he was surrounded by misfits and gangs that had people coming together while fighting the law. Law = people in power. Its not rocket science, even a driveling moron like you should be able to comprehend that.
Also
>shpeel
Lmao
You guys are hilarious.
>doesn't even know the quest he's shitposting about
Dude was a catcher, not on owner. Well, you can probably infer he owned slaves given his profession but if he did it isn't mentioned in any of the documents you can find around his house. He didn't get his assets seized for Civil War stuff either. He was just straight up broke and in debt because he couldn't hold down a new job after the abolition of slavery. His stuff got repossessed by the local bank over debt.
tbh it would be pretty easy to draw parallels between him and Arthur, given the whole reason Arthur gets TB is because he's chasing morons down for Strauss. Two unsavory men who refuse to change, doing evil shit to innocent people until it destroys them. There's a really easy comparison to make there, especially with a character as self aware of his own destructive tendencies as Arthur normally is. Shit. The game even has a confession booth for when you blow the brains out of a bunch of randos or kill too many animals without skinning them (although I got this because I was still figuring out hunting mechanics and accidentally running over rabbits, which made the moment feel weird).
The idea of a secret epic slave basement in the south where nobody has a basement because there’s a swamp 2 miles away when slavery was completely legal is hilariously moronic
It's not even really a secret, Arthur is just selectively blind. The door is in the fricking living room or some shit. And it's a bigass chunk of the floor with a latch and everything just waiting to be tripped over. Who builds a house this way?
It wasn't a secret even when the house was lived in. You just can't open the damn thing until Arthur looks at a photo of the dude posing in front of it, because Eagle Eye can see rabbit tracks from twenty yards out but not the glaringly obvious basement door in the middle of the room, because if you could you might miss some of this great writing we cooked up.
I swear, the rails set up for a lot of quests are the most annoying shit. It's even worse when they arbitrarily break and Arthur just forgets how to walk forward, or his horse bounces backward on an invisible leash.
so true but maybe... just maybe... they can't express themselves on facebook
i'm leftwing
and i'm only slightly racist (i don't want them dead, just not around me)
>two bait rdr2 threads
Did something happen that made this man seethe today?
I do as I please, besides, this place is my home away from home.
protestants destroyed the concept of marriage, there is no such thing as divorce.
I never got whether OP was just a joke for fun, making fun of chuds in an ironic way, or actually one moron(or more) unironically upset that the game had black people and a strong woman
I mean one of the first game's first quests literally features a woman telling you how much things would improve if women had a say and John instantly agrees with that.
You guys are weird.
it's ironic, thanks for asking. i just like the arthur pastas, /misc/ tourists get too up they feefee's 🙁
+1 for you guys making your own containment threads since this game came out.
I really wish more contrarians trying to be funny had this much sense. The board would be better off.
Nooo why aren't the outlaws following the law of the land