There is none really, unless you REALLY want to romance that one lesbian in ME3 for some reason. Male Shep has access to Miranda's ass, Tali''s thighs, Ashely's breasts and Jack's lips.
There is none really, unless you REALLY want to romance that one lesbian in ME3 for some reason. Male Shep has access to Miranda's ass, Tali''s thighs, Ashely's breasts and Jack's lips.
>Kaidan is so much better in ME3 it's not even a comparison
he is written like anders(anderson?) from DA2. a shitty whiny homosexual.
God dammit, I still can't forgive them for ruining Anders from DAO DLC. How do you ruin such a good character, god.
>nu-Carth is better than a competent but not obnocious QT who is not only based and redpilled , but literally the only character in the game you could actually procreate with
confirmed redditor, possibly homosexual as well
>waifugay for a borderline troony
Lmao
But I never said Ashley was bad in ME1, it's just Kaidan is just way better than her in ME3 >Kaidan gets an extra scene where he sits down and discusses the morality of Cerberus defectors >Ashley just gets drunk and passes out
You can blame ME3 for wasting Ashley but with what's there Kaidan is just better in the long run. Neither are relatively strong characters in ME1 when you have both ME1 Garrus and ME1 Wrex walking around. And in ME3 Kaidan destroys her. So save Kaidan
2 years ago
Anonymous
they're both shit, their only purpose is to be the stock human waifu/husbando every bioware game has to have.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>don't save the only character that can give you offspring
gay
Ash has a functioning womb and hates space Black folk
2 years ago
Anonymous
retconned lmao, she dies for the council if you choose the chad route.
2 years ago
Anonymous
doesnt matter ME1 is where the choice is made and in that game the only reason she doesnt want to torture asari to death is because it takes too long and bullets are faster
2 years ago
Anonymous
Bruh you're Commander Shepard by the end of ME1 you can probably get any pussy in the galaxy
Instead you settle for the trannoid
doesnt matter ME1 is where the choice is made and in that game the only reason she doesnt want to torture asari to death is because it takes too long and bullets are faster
She roasts Terra Nova for being anti-alien
If you think she's some kind of interstellar nazi then you're exactly the same as the morons who think she is "problematic"
2 years ago
Anonymous
>ash >not kelly, the only person that also cares about my fish
k, gay.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Liara, Kelly, and Jack (maybe? I'm not sure) can all procreate with Shepard.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Liara doesn't count, Kelly probably has a hundred different STDs and I doubt Jack can even have kids.
>nu-Carth is better than a competent but not obnocious QT who is not only based and redpilled , but literally the only character in the game you could actually procreate with
She's only hot in ME1 and ME2. In ME3 they massively nerfed her ass and then gave her that moronic looking walk/run animation. I couldn't stop laughing at that shit.
I will never ever understand why homosexuals online tried to gaslight people saying that everyone was playing with femshep because she had "better voice acting" then MShep
And then official statisics showed no one gave a damn about her
Mass Effect came out when I was 15 and I thought it was pretty bad, a step down from Kotor in every way.
I always felt like I missed out on this sort of gaming phenomenon. I was even jealous, in a strange sort of way, of the anger that the fan base had over the ending of 3.
>he thinks playing femshep and looking at her ass the entire game makes him a troony
You do you, lad. Self insert as a strong muscular man, spending 3 whole games looking at his ass and sex scenes.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Ah the classic "ass look" cope that trannies always fall back on. Every troon always says the same thing
2 years ago
Anonymous
>admitting that you like looking at male asses
you are brave and valid, anon
2 years ago
Anonymous
>oh he looks at male asses
another cope trannies always fall back on when their "female asses" cope doesn't work, they act like like activating some "trap card" homosexual shit.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>being this much in denial
Just look at women's asses, Anon. Don't be gay.
>it's terrible. >imagine self inserting
I don't know i only talked about how terrible it was you're the one talking about self inserting as a woman
Something you want to tell us about your latent homosexualry anon?
I wanna play UT2004 but all the competitors are replaced with Mass Effect characters, including non-squadmates.
I also want Miranda to have sex with me but out of the two things the ME-themed UT game is preffered.
I just get tired of looking at the generic Sheploo model all the time and he doesn't really feel like "my" character. It's also impossible to make a custom male shep that isn't a total abomination. At least with mods you can crank out a decent femshep that looks like a unique character in the universe. Wish there were some good sheploo mods too.
>At least with mods you can crank out a decent femshep that looks like a unique character in the universe
Is that why all you autistic trooncels always play with some mutated abomination mixup between a late 00s american pornstar and a brazilian troony?
FemShep >Anything other than Full Paragon/Acting as the Raphtalia to Garrus's Naofumi and you just went full moron. Period. Hale can't do Renegade. No Female soldier can do Renegade. It doesn't work. She works so much better as the sultry/benevolent type. Garrus's entire canon arc basically revolves around softening his edge, the exact same to Male Shep and Jack's. Only difference is, Meer has more versatility with his romance options
MaleShep >Works better as a Renegade overall, Meer really comes into his own in ME 2 and ME 2 if you go Renegade. More reason to avoid the author's pet Liara, as her romance is really geared to boring vanilla Paragon. So Yurihomosexuals, you can keep the blueberry b***h >Paragon with Jack, anything else and you're a moron >Paragon with Tali feels a bit too high school romance. Gave me diabetes in ME 2 and parts of ME 3. Renegade for this one for best effect, IMO. For both games. Tali herself becomes a sort of renegade in her arc anyway, rebelling from her domineering race/father and her hypocritical shipmates that would sooner abandon her than hear her out. >Ashley works best for Renegade Sheps, with some caveats, as Bioware clearly has no idea what the frick to do with this broad in ME 3. If you act Renegade with her in the very beginning and mid parts of ME 3, you'll lose out on her as a squad mate. But most of the interrupts you get to use during subsequent interactions (such as during the Citadel DLC) are clearly meant for Renegades. Basically, best for Renegades, but plan on making some Paragon dialogue choices for that doki doki shit. >Liara: Her skin color is the literally the same shade as the path you should be taking Shep on when you want to go deep inside of her >Miranda is the toughest one of all. Could go either way. But I'm going Paragon on this one. The dynamic between these two seems to play off best when Meer is Paragon. Miranda is naturally more "Renegade," in nature, so the contrast is a lot better there.
I know reading is hard, Zoomer but if you tore yourself away from the TikTok for more than a nanosecond, perhaps your mental alacrity could improve just enough that your attention span would allow some actual fricking in-dept reading for once in your short, vapid life so far.
she cute
Some people find the voice acting better. You'll know right away if you agree.
It's better in ME1, but absolutely dogshit in 2 and 3.
Batarians
There is none, mass effect doesn’t even have good porn.
It has a handful of decent SFMs.
built for small shota wiener
femshep is the canon shepard because i want her to crush my skull with her space marine thighs
she can romance Garrus and that is the only reason to play her
youre a massive homosexual
Default Male Shep is the only way to play, any other way is blasphemous
There is none really, unless you REALLY want to romance that one lesbian in ME3 for some reason. Male Shep has access to Miranda's ass, Tali''s thighs, Ashely's breasts and Jack's lips.
Traynor do be cute
lesbians aren't cute, not even /y/ruiBlack folk can make them cute and those homosexuals try really hard to make them cute.
>Jack's lips
finally a man of culture, Jack is severely underrated
Jack is severely overrated because of the I CAN FIX HER homosexualry.
But you CAN fix her
You don't fix her, you just treat her like an actual human being and she opens up to you.
She fixes herself as long as she survives the ME2 endgame.
>Ashely's breasts
Did ANYONE actually stick with Ashley after 1?
>picking ashley in 1
Literally only onions redditors picked Kaiden over Ash
Ash is based
Kaidan is so much better in ME3 it's not even a comparison
>nooo he likes dick by then
Just no way gay him and move on
>Kaidan is so much better in ME3 it's not even a comparison
he is written like anders(anderson?) from DA2. a shitty whiny homosexual.
God dammit, I still can't forgive them for ruining Anders from DAO DLC. How do you ruin such a good character, god.
They should've just gone ahead with Velanna like they'd planned
Not in ME3
>waifugay for a borderline troony
Lmao
But I never said Ashley was bad in ME1, it's just Kaidan is just way better than her in ME3
>Kaidan gets an extra scene where he sits down and discusses the morality of Cerberus defectors
>Ashley just gets drunk and passes out
You can blame ME3 for wasting Ashley but with what's there Kaidan is just better in the long run. Neither are relatively strong characters in ME1 when you have both ME1 Garrus and ME1 Wrex walking around. And in ME3 Kaidan destroys her. So save Kaidan
they're both shit, their only purpose is to be the stock human waifu/husbando every bioware game has to have.
>don't save the only character that can give you offspring
gay
Ash has a functioning womb and hates space Black folk
retconned lmao, she dies for the council if you choose the chad route.
doesnt matter ME1 is where the choice is made and in that game the only reason she doesnt want to torture asari to death is because it takes too long and bullets are faster
Bruh you're Commander Shepard by the end of ME1 you can probably get any pussy in the galaxy
Instead you settle for the trannoid
She roasts Terra Nova for being anti-alien
If you think she's some kind of interstellar nazi then you're exactly the same as the morons who think she is "problematic"
>ash
>not kelly, the only person that also cares about my fish
k, gay.
Liara, Kelly, and Jack (maybe? I'm not sure) can all procreate with Shepard.
Liara doesn't count, Kelly probably has a hundred different STDs and I doubt Jack can even have kids.
>nu-Carth is better than a competent but not obnocious QT who is not only based and redpilled , but literally the only character in the game you could actually procreate with
confirmed redditor, possibly homosexual as well
I picked her on my very first playthrough of ME1, never again
>missing the kino garrus romance
Her voice acting is better in the best game in the series (ME1)
It really does suck because Meer blows her the frick out by ME3
meer's weird psychotic deadpan delivery was the best part of maleshep and 3 ruined it. he was almost jc denton in space.
Krogan cumdump
Maleshep is too masculine for some types of players.
She's only hot in ME1 and ME2. In ME3 they massively nerfed her ass and then gave her that moronic looking walk/run animation. I couldn't stop laughing at that shit.
She fricks men.
krogan men*
turian men*
the pleasure of being cummed inside
Krogan wiener so good
Is he romancable
femshep can get him drunk and rape him in the dlc
You dont
>outdated stats
LEL
Imagine her getting impregnated by her one true love, (you)
I will never ever understand why homosexuals online tried to gaslight people saying that everyone was playing with femshep because she had "better voice acting" then MShep
And then official statisics showed no one gave a damn about her
Mass Effect came out when I was 15 and I thought it was pretty bad, a step down from Kotor in every way.
I always felt like I missed out on this sort of gaming phenomenon. I was even jealous, in a strange sort of way, of the anger that the fan base had over the ending of 3.
Lesbo scene with Liara.
Big Blue Cok
Basado!
>I will never lose my gf to big, blue asari wiener
why even live
me on the right
me taking the pic
good cuck
Me in the middle!
giwtwm
I am always creating custom characters
I replayed whole trilogy 5 times. Tried couple times to start as femshep, dropped playthrough 30mins in, it's terrible.
>it's terrible.
>imagine self inserting as the player character
>imagine pretending to be a girl
>he still self inserts
>femshe-ACK
>he thinks playing femshep and looking at her ass the entire game makes him a troony
You do you, lad. Self insert as a strong muscular man, spending 3 whole games looking at his ass and sex scenes.
Ah the classic "ass look" cope that trannies always fall back on. Every troon always says the same thing
>admitting that you like looking at male asses
you are brave and valid, anon
>oh he looks at male asses
another cope trannies always fall back on when their "female asses" cope doesn't work, they act like like activating some "trap card" homosexual shit.
>being this much in denial
Just look at women's asses, Anon. Don't be gay.
>it's terrible.
>imagine self inserting
I don't know i only talked about how terrible it was you're the one talking about self inserting as a woman
Something you want to tell us about your latent homosexualry anon?
asari futanari
She hot as frick and can have cute lesbian sex with Liara
I wanna play UT2004 but all the competitors are replaced with Mass Effect characters, including non-squadmates.
I also want Miranda to have sex with me but out of the two things the ME-themed UT game is preffered.
I just get tired of looking at the generic Sheploo model all the time and he doesn't really feel like "my" character. It's also impossible to make a custom male shep that isn't a total abomination. At least with mods you can crank out a decent femshep that looks like a unique character in the universe. Wish there were some good sheploo mods too.
>that hair
jesus
>At least with mods you can crank out a decent femshep that looks like a unique character in the universe
Is that why all you autistic trooncels always play with some mutated abomination mixup between a late 00s american pornstar and a brazilian troony?
FemShep
>Anything other than Full Paragon/Acting as the Raphtalia to Garrus's Naofumi and you just went full moron. Period. Hale can't do Renegade. No Female soldier can do Renegade. It doesn't work. She works so much better as the sultry/benevolent type. Garrus's entire canon arc basically revolves around softening his edge, the exact same to Male Shep and Jack's. Only difference is, Meer has more versatility with his romance options
MaleShep
>Works better as a Renegade overall, Meer really comes into his own in ME 2 and ME 2 if you go Renegade. More reason to avoid the author's pet Liara, as her romance is really geared to boring vanilla Paragon. So Yurihomosexuals, you can keep the blueberry b***h
>Paragon with Jack, anything else and you're a moron
>Paragon with Tali feels a bit too high school romance. Gave me diabetes in ME 2 and parts of ME 3. Renegade for this one for best effect, IMO. For both games. Tali herself becomes a sort of renegade in her arc anyway, rebelling from her domineering race/father and her hypocritical shipmates that would sooner abandon her than hear her out.
>Ashley works best for Renegade Sheps, with some caveats, as Bioware clearly has no idea what the frick to do with this broad in ME 3. If you act Renegade with her in the very beginning and mid parts of ME 3, you'll lose out on her as a squad mate. But most of the interrupts you get to use during subsequent interactions (such as during the Citadel DLC) are clearly meant for Renegades. Basically, best for Renegades, but plan on making some Paragon dialogue choices for that doki doki shit.
>Liara: Her skin color is the literally the same shade as the path you should be taking Shep on when you want to go deep inside of her
>Miranda is the toughest one of all. Could go either way. But I'm going Paragon on this one. The dynamic between these two seems to play off best when Meer is Paragon. Miranda is naturally more "Renegade," in nature, so the contrast is a lot better there.
>words words words
I know reading is hard, Zoomer but if you tore yourself away from the TikTok for more than a nanosecond, perhaps your mental alacrity could improve just enough that your attention span would allow some actual fricking in-dept reading for once in your short, vapid life so far.
>words
Who asked?
zoom zoom
hello twitter
You can romance the males
built for BIG KROGAN KOCK
Garrus
Renegade bawd
Does the LE have femshep mods where she can date everyone like the original ME1?