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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    DOOOOOOD

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude..

      WEED

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like bigfoot (Forma moss)

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I could still get high. Thinking about quitting my job to work at taco bell just so I can smoke weed again.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude never downgraded you job

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      My brother works at macdonalds and he just goes to his friends house to get blazed after work all the time.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        your brother is having gay sex with his friend while they are high

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Good for him.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I could still get high without having a panic attack.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        this. but it's a blessing in disguise because my health improved when I stopped smoking a frickin gram+ every single day.
        alcohol and coffee is the only drug I enjoy anymore, anything psychedelic is just unpleasant

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Every time I've tried hallucinogens it was a nightmarish experience. Though it got me to realize I was abusing my body badly with drugs.
          My new drug of choice is weight lifting.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >very time I've tried hallucinogens it was a nightmarish experience.
            I had an absolute blast with them when I was like 17ish. now as a 30 year old man it's just not fricking fun.
            oh cool, I feel weird and see funny colors/trails but I'm even more fricking miserable than I was when I'm sober.

            must be something about not having my life together

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Every time I've tried hallucinogens it was a nightmarish experience. Though it got me to realize I was abusing my body badly with drugs.
              My new drug of choice is weight lifting.

              this. but it's a blessing in disguise because my health improved when I stopped smoking a frickin gram+ every single day.
              alcohol and coffee is the only drug I enjoy anymore, anything psychedelic is just unpleasant

              I wish I could still get high without having a panic attack.

              If you are unable to have a good time psychedelics, your life is major issues that you need to resolve. This is basically the perfect litmus test. Are you going to just avoid thinking about your problems, or are you going to resolve the source of the problems? Psyches caused me to make major changes and I couldn't be happier with my life now.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's why I prefer to somke wedd
                It makes me perfectly content with where I am.
                Full game, full tummy, full cumsock. What more do you need.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                [...]
                [...]
                If you are unable to have a good time psychedelics, your life is major issues that you need to resolve. This is basically the perfect litmus test. Are you going to just avoid thinking about your problems, or are you going to resolve the source of the problems? Psyches caused me to make major changes and I couldn't be happier with my life now.

                Learn to speak English you stupid fricking Black folk

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                chill out and blaze it b***h

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >just avoid thinking about your problems
                don't mind if I do!

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                this is literally what they teach you to do in therapy. delude yourself into thinking youre happy until you genuinely believe it. weed is just a shortcut.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >weed is just a shortcut.
                no it's not, it's almost as instropective as psychedelics. you're replying to somebody who quit weed to avoid having panic attacks

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Truth is, you can temporarily erase your entire internal monologue or the sense of self. I'm not talking about "ego death" here but just not diverting to any thought that comes up while on psychs. This way, you can enjoy being totally fricked up and sober at the same time.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I always hated this take. it's so shallow. the reality is you can have an amazing experience one day and a bad one the next day. with psychedelics you never know which direction it's gonna take you.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >with psychedelics you never know which direction it's gonna take you
                It is very easy to control the direction of a trip, even right in the middle of it, if you know what you're getting into, make preparations, and set intentions beforehand
                Have you taken psychedelics before?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not him but you seem knowledgeable enough about it. Back in high school the only friend I had with the necessary hook ups refused to get me shrooms because he said he was afraid of what it could do to someone with an active imagination like me. Is there any merit to that or was he just being a homosexual for whatever reason?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                He was being a homosexual, either meritlessly trying to protect you from yourself based on his perception of what mushrooms can do, or he couldn't actually get shrooms and was bullshitting you.

                But it is true that the younger you are, the fewer emotional trials you will have gone though in your life. You are less equipped to handle what the shrooms are going to bring up in your mind during your trip. THIS is the reason why people say to wait to try psyches until you're older, not because your brain hasn't physically developed or something.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It is not shallow. Never in my life have I had a "bad" trip. The thing is, you never should treat anything, especially a psychedelic session, as something good or bad. It's just a fricking rollercoaster, strap in and enjoy the ride. You might get scared or you might laugh, but it's never anything beyond what you make it to be.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                true but the way you said it is kind of cringe bro

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Unironically taking time out of your day to point out how some guy was cringey is kind of cringe bro.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                not true at all

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nope, definitely has to do with your mental (and even physical) constitution. The trip reflects your internal state of mind. The thing is, everyone has ups and downs, no one is just chilling, happy 100% of the time without exception. You have your bad days and bummers, if you're tripping out during one of these cycles, guess where your trip is going lol. But it will tell you "here's what you could be doing better", regardless. Most of the pain and horror from a bad trip is actually just your resistance to it. Think of it like you're creating friction.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Once you take a certain amount you will have to deal with everything about reality you haven't dealt with, but it is certainly possible to do so eventually, without doing so going beyond a certain point will probably give you PTSD.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                An insightful one, nine times out of eight.
                LSD has scared the absolute frick out of me damn near every time, and Shrooms have been gentler but not by much- they're still my favorite. I enjoy a good psychic shakedown. I've ridden shen longs made of smoke and tar into ego death and a future life. I've been visited by spindly-legged sour candies that park their ass in my third eye and turned into a drive-in cinema projector.
                I won't tell you about the scary ones.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >If you are unable to have a good time psychedelics, your life is major issues that you need to resolve. This is basically the perfect litmus test. Are you going to just avoid thinking about your problems, or are you going to resolve the source of the problems?
                you're absolutely right its why i quit weed

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                that's why I prefer to somke wedd
                It makes me perfectly content with where I am.
                Full game, full tummy, full cumsock. What more do you need.

                Weed smokers are actual morons, they see no issue with only being content while on drugs yet bawk if someone has a bad time on them. You are an addicted degenerate. Psychadelics are occasionally wonderful but people who smoke pot daily are stupid.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can't even spell balk or psychedelic despite being on an electronic device with autocorrect. Who is the moron?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >bawk bawk baaaaawwwwwkkk
                My homie is a CHICKEN

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bawk like a chicken and I'm not phoneposting homosexual, I don't care regardless.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                God damn psychonauts are the fricking worst.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ye bruh there's nothing more lowdown than one of those screwball, high-horsey psychonauts, not on the face of this planet, I cannot think of single 'category' of human that is more despicable, ong fr fr

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Triggered.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bored. Your (you), attention beggar.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Once you have dealt with your problems and stop constantly taking them out on the people around you it becomes insufferable to be surrounded by selfish people hiding from their own shit and expecting you to want to get into fights and arguments with them constantly so they can vent.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't say that self-righteous, 'self-helped' psychonauts aren't insufferable. I'm poking fun at your typical exaggeration. Those kinds of people are VERY easy to deal with: "mind your own business and get out of my face." You just have to pick your balls up off the ground and confront them calmly and assertively, and they will disappear. Hardly the worst offenders on the planet.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >a gram+ everyday
          i have standing vape with a hose. sat and vaped literally all the time. it was a constant stream. went through more than an ounce a week. did this for around a decade. a couple years ago i gave it up, never felt better. i was working at a restaurant, so even after i quit i was still drinking, getting absolutely hammered the 6 days a week i worked because the restaurant i worked at did not do proper inventory and the entire staff could get hammered every night without management noticing/caring. that one stopped as soon as i quit, and i partially quit because i knew i wouldn't be able to stop myself from free booze, with loose bartenders who want to do shots with me constantly.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            alcohol is terrible as well. im surprised you dont see as many people on Ganker condemning drunks who drive. something like 37 people die every day in the U.S. just from being "druk" and around vehicles.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          alcohol and coffee can be contributing to your anxiety as well, among other things. but psychedelics are double-edged because they let you acutely know you have problems that you need to solve. like the anon who replied right here

          Every time I've tried hallucinogens it was a nightmarish experience. Though it got me to realize I was abusing my body badly with drugs.
          My new drug of choice is weight lifting.

          and in the end he stopped hallucinogens as well, and so similar and more profound accounts like these are constantly giving rise to the belief that high doses of psychedelics can have lasting personality changes for the better. Like spiritually "scared straight" by another organism.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >gram+ every single day
          no shit you'd feel horrible, moron. I personally smoke just once a month and feel fantastic. dont go smoking like a fricking Black person, anon.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            wow, all of that information that I already knew and expressed was very insightful

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        same

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        go lower dosage and don't do that purple shit

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's either or each hit. Sometimes I crave the anxiety, it humbles me. I need to quit.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        this. but it's a blessing in disguise because my health improved when I stopped smoking a frickin gram+ every single day.
        alcohol and coffee is the only drug I enjoy anymore, anything psychedelic is just unpleasant

        same

        It's either or each hit. Sometimes I crave the anxiety, it humbles me. I need to quit.

        I used to get panic attacks on the reg, like, lying on the ground in cold shivers thinking I was regressing into childhood-type paranoia, but somehow I just became able to calm myself down. Sometimes my heart rate climbs up to above 200 on it, but again, as soon as I take a walk I manage to calm myself down again

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        i honestly dont get weed. Why do I want to induce paranoia?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        take one small hit. it's not that hard.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Smoke half a bowl, if that. Even a hit or two to start. A lot of it is your mentality. If you go into a trip thinking you're gonna freak out, you're gonna freak out. If you start freaking out anyway my best advice is just to remember that everything that's happening to you is both out of your control and completely temporary. You're not gonna die, your adrenaline is just pumping.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone's trying to give you life advice but sometimes people are just predisposed to that stuff and that's all there is to it without much of a way to fix it. Sucks man.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean it all comes down to how your body works with it. Some people take weed fine, some bodies not so much, some need less, some need more.

          And some simply cannot do weed without either feeling like shit or getting "Cannabinoid Hyperemesis Syndrome"

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Cannabinoid Hyperemesis Syndrome
            That shit isn't any more real than reefer madness is, just more lies from big pharma

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              But it's mentioned on WeedMaps in articles about why T-breaks are important.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That doesn't even make sense, if you have a condition where weed makes you feel sick or shitty how is a break going to change that?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                the idea, from the article anyway, is less about that and more encouraging breaks to help prevent the risk of it developing.

                https://weedmaps.com/learn/cannabis-and-your-body/what-is-a-tolerance-break

                Here's the thing itself.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'll also add that I don't necessarily THINK that it'll happen if you consume alot, I have no idea (I only started consuming like post Legalization in my state and even then only like pills and gummies because I don't like smoking).

                I only looked this article up because I wanted information on how a t-break worked as I didn't want to consume more to feel even a small high, that shit's not cheap.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well as a long time user I can tell you I only started seeing this term showing up post legalization, and have never heard of anyone experiencing it irl, leading me to believe it's a last resort hearsay to turn the tide of opinion. Weedmaps also has never been known for quality control.

                T-breaks are important but as you continue to use will end up having diminishing returns with tolerance reappearing withing a week or less

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean others have told me that if I needed the full "reset" of the system that manages THC and CBD, it's basically a month period. My sister and Brother in law have smoked for well over a decade and they've been fine far as I can tell.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bro I swear it's not addictive

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It unironically is not and the only people who say it is have never done any other drugs. It is, however, really fricking fun. Especially if you're an introvert.
        >t. high right now

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah bro, keep telling yourself that. Video games are addictive, that's why I play them constantly. Learn to admit faults you Black person.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I've never done drugs let me tell you what is addictive and what isn't
            Sure thing, junior.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Implying I haven't done drugs
              Not only have I, but I drink daily. I just know when to call something addictive, and weed is.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I can't differentiate between alcohol withdrawal and being a little annoyed without weed
                Uh huh, I really believe you.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't give a shit if you believe me or not. I just like telling weed-gays they're in constant denial.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Haha look at this homosexual trying to lie anonymously on the internet. Get caught homosexual lmaoooo, God fricking damn anti-weed homosexuals are such sad frickers. Sorry you weren't popular in high school dude, I wasn't either but at least I didn't seethe about the cool kids every day like you clearly did and still do XD

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                typical weed-Black person response.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, I caught you gay. Further proof that no one here knows anything outside of their bedrooms, as if there was any doubt.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think I've ever seen a weedbrain come up with a different response than "You're a loser, weed is for cool kids" to them being called out for the addict subhumans that they are.
                You Black folk are so mentally disassembled that you all say the exact same shit.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You will never be trad

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                You cherry picked a single reply out of 300

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wouldn't have posted that if I hadn't seen it probably a hundred times before.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's not, I'm high right now
          This is why no one takes you seriously

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've smoked even more since then 😀

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you want to do that thing you consider fun again so surely you must be addict
        He clearly has no harsh cravings since he seems to have abandoned it after ditching taco bell you moron

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got a job on an indian reservation (I'm white). I smoke with my boss.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I could still get high too, I can take bong load after bong load at this point and I really just feel lightheaded and spacey for like 20 minutes

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most well-adjusted junkie

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have a 6 figure IT gig and any days where I have to grind out deliverables or do any kind of system design I'm usually stoned out of my gourd

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's never been a problem for me. I don't tell anyone anything, and drug tests are not an issue.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dude..

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    hes brappin

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      underrated

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is wrong with you

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      kino

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      heh

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Master Queef

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      lmaaaooo what the frick are you high bro??

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      S T I N K Y
      T
      I
      N
      K
      Y

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wanna use a vacuum cleaner on that shit rn.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lite kush on Master Keef
      >play the halo 3 theme
      >start vaccuming the smoke
      >the vaccum gets high with you
      >enjoy the hours of co-oping the whole series, including the top down shooters, with a fricking cleaning appliance

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fake sneezes and blows it away
    Whoops, sorry bro.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw don't have high tolerance so I can smoke a bowl and the high is amazing
    >weed around here is always great quality
    >nearby Asian restaurants and supermarkets for food afterwards
    >have apartment to myself and fap while playing stuff on big tv
    >nap and vidya for the rest of the day
    feels very good man

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I
      DONT
      FRICKING
      CARE

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >LOOK AT ME I DON'T CARE

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          keep smoking your brainrot

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            i wanna smoke crack just to spite you

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anti-weed people are usually magnitudes more annoying than stoners most of the time.
          >I DON'T LIKE OTHER PEOPLE ENJOYING THEMSELVES SO IT MUST BE BANNED
          Frick off go live in North Korea homosexual.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Falling for quentin bait
          Bamboozled.
          Maybe you should stop, those pesticides are rotting your brain.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Obligatory I was trolling response
            (You)

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        WEED XD

        keep smoking your brainrot

        damn the budget of DARE has seen better days

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Straightedge gamer is subhuman trash for tryharding MMO garbage, I'd rather be the stoner gamer

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >being skilled at something is tryhard
          Ok loser.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        WEED XD

        keep smoking your brainrot

        Good to see people still posting this failed school shooter nearly a decade later.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          anon it's been more than a decade

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        WEED XD

        Didn't Milo out himself as a raging pedo hunter that wanted to be molested and the right wing that put him on a pedestal immediately dropped him like he never existed?

        Or was it another guy that looks like Milo I honestly confuse him for.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          That sounds like Milo (israeli and pedophile are synonyms after all) but what does he have to do with Quentin?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah don't blow it off like /misc/ didn't suck Milo off back in the day. I was there.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Only Trump diehards did really, the type who could see no fault in the guy even now. MAGA grifting was all the rage

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      What about your future
      >inb4 cynical cope

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        leave me alone, dad, i'm 22.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're going to get fat as shit and become a fricking moron, but you do you man

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but that's why I stopped getting high. I realized it was making me eat like shit and that I was going to get fat if I kept doing it.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I only smoke like once a week or every two weeks. I don't want to develop tolerance nor make it a habit, just something to unwind and relax after a week of work and the usual bullshit

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like the life, don't listen to the other seething anons

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've been doing this since 19 and now am having a midlife crisis at 24

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I lived in or near a china town just for the food while high.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I miss those days when I could just smoke weed in my room and not leave for months straight

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Living the life

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    sus

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Quentin is kind of moronic if he equates using a low-grade intoxicant with genocide, which by definition is not in moderation

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're more than kind of moronic for taking Quentin seriously

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i only rape in moderation
      i lel'd

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      genocide in moderation IS acceptable
      africans, israelites, pakis, pajeets, germans, italians, spanish, chinks and irish need to be wiped off the map
      south americans and abos as well

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        say it louder for the people in the back :*~~))
        maybe one of them will take a fancy to wiping YOU out
        or smearing you like butter over the asphalt

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          the races i mentioned are pretty much the losers of history i have no fear of them

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            You do sound like a real winner, mate.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              projection

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                as far as projection goes that's pretty god damn good, wouldn't you say FRIEND?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's not even remotely what projection looks like, it's not a get-out-of-jail-free card for when you don't have an argument

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        polish and mexicans as well

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        your race and empire will crumble to dust, and your pathetic "culture" will cease to exist, anglo scum.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Genocide can be justified.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Genocide can be justified.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    DUDE

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    WEED

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    WEED XD

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Quentin was fricking brilliant and hilarious as frick. He got done in dirty.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    this but unironically

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      bet your house warm as fuvk

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Master Chief if he queef

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    small bowl, so you can put a small amount in and smoke leisurely and it all burns evenly without needed to be stirred around
    long neck to not burn your fingers
    these things are unironically great for smoking, weeb or not

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >smoking pipe :I
      >smoking pipe, japan :O

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The inside of the stem will just get sticky with residue. The primary non-water pipes that have been made for cannabis consumption in modern times are spoon bowls. Hash would be traditionally consumed in chillums or by confections.

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw used to drink and smoke myself unconscious every night for nearly a decade
    >tfw years sober and 60lbs lighter
    It gets better lads, don't give up.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now I just smoke myself to sleep nearly every night. Weed has fricked up my brain and I believe I lost 20 iq points from smoking so much.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It (mostly) goes away when you stop.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate how I only read books when sober. reading is nigh impossible when high on weed, actually easier to do after 1 or 2 beers, but if you have enough to start getting drunk you'll lose comprehension

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Now I just smoke myself to sleep nearly every night. Weed has fricked up my brain and I believe I lost 20 iq points from smoking so much.

      I'm also at the decade point. Used to smoke everyday with the boys so I was in a room passing around a blunt/joint. In hindsight, I got a TON of second hand but wasn't actually smoking all that much since I was sharing with people. 5 years ago I moved away and went to a state where it was legal and was pretty much smoking alone up to now. Just take bong hits throughout the day. My tolerance goes up quick and then I'm only able to get the high I want from edibles (too high) or infused pre-rolls or adding wax/keef to the weed. I also still smoke with tobacco mixed in (I use actual tobacco leaf at least). I've tried to quit for a few months at a time but always frick up and get back to smoking all day everyday. Don't even wanna think about how much money I've spent throughout the years. Enough to buy a house that's for sure. For those of you who quit after 10+ years of all day everyday smoking, how much better did it get after? I'm so fricking sick of this.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Haha :p

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been on at least something every single day for almost a decade now, parted with everything from benzos to crack and weed is still the hardest to stop. Same with caffeine. I would like to remeber a dream for once so I might have to finally hang it up, having a high tolerence is bad for the wallet too. Younger anons should do all they can to exercise moderation & not be an idiot with things so you can still enjoy it. Also dont smoke crack.

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm interested in trying weed but no clue how to get it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      through friends. or ask someone if they smoke weed and if they can hook you up. or find a good source that mails it to you.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >through friends.
        then I'm never getting it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Semi-synthetics like Delta-8 do the exact same thing and are legal, just get some edibles.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >semi-synthetics do the exact same thing
        In a PIG's eye.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          agree. delta 8 is not the same.
          less paranoia/euphoria, more sleepiness

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bro delta 8 gets you high about as long as you smoke it lol. VERY mild buzz if you have any weed tolerance at all. I've heard flower hits harder but the carts are pretty weak and pretty harsh. It's good as a last resort if you need a smoke that bad though.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              delta 8 I don't really get buzzed at all but I get the munchies and end up taking a nap.
              I never nap when I'm not intoxicated, so it definitely has a strong enough effect, it's just less psychoactive

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Delta 8 is fully natural it is simply extracted using laboratories. That said it is hardly at all potent and there's no reason to get it over THCa (delta 9 before its been heated) which is just as legal unless you're a boomer used to pre 2000s ditch weed

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's the best legal weed? I have no idea the differences between 8 and THCa and 10 and 12 and all that shit.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            From my experience all the deltas other than 9 are weak, with hemp derived delta 9 being moderate and THCa being full strength. I have also tried HHC, THC-O, PHC, HXC, THC-X, and THC-H, but all of these seemed similar in strength to delta 8 despite their marketing. Only THCa seems to be the "real deal"

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Also, in terms of flower, all of the deltas you find is essentially CBD buds with distillate sprayed on. In comparison THCa flower is all natural and untreated. The only thing that makes it legal through the Farm Bill loophole is that it's essentially premature compared to dispensary or black market weed

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'll see if I can nab any THCa carts and give it a try

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pure ones can be hard to find, a lot of companies will label a cart as being THCa but it will actually be 100mg of THCa with 900mg of delta 8. I hate to seem like a shill but drganja.com's diamond distillate carts are the first pure ones that come to mind. Stay away from sites like Binoid or delta extrax that shit is all just different cuts of delta 8

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mostly they vary by potency with regard to regular D9 THC
            Note the not-to-scale Y axis on this graph, THC-O and -P are much more potent. HHC variants are also very potent

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              this may be the worst log graph I've ever seen, I don't know how the hell I'm supposed to read this

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Have you tried these cannabinoids yourself though? I am convinced the potency and absorption strength is a marketing meme, some stat being misrepresented. As another anon pointed out even your graph looks like a 7th grader made it

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                It is based on affinities (absorption rates) at certain cannabinoid receptors. It's hard to subjectively compare D9 to the others because pure D9 isn't legal under the farm bill but you can compare the semi-synthetics to themselves.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                The science israelites in Israel will probably end up setting the record straight in a couple years

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                not that guy but it's a pretty well known fact that D8 is weaker than D9, idk about the rest though

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't live in a place that has dispensaries on basically every corner
      It must suck not being Canadian.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        truly

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          You guys have just as many Mexicans coming across the border as we have pajeets being imported. It's only less noticeable in America because you have like 10 times the population.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just walk around parks or squares in your city until you see shady teenagers and ask them. That or friends.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ask haggard-looking back-of-house restaurant workers when they are outside on their smoke break. Make sure to approach them AFTER their first nicotine hit, they're very cranky like a little baby before they start smoking.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty much a matter of finding one dealer. Once you have an in, they'll usually hook you up with other dealers too. I had a wax guy, a cart guy, and a flower guy back in the day. I stick with flower now though, carts are too expensive and wax got me too fricked up.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      tor

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Donaldtrumpweed.com
      Not kidding, I hate that zionist wienersucker best farm bill compliant THCa weed on the market

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you're american just drive to a state that has weed dispensaries, or befriend someone that works in a restaurant and ask if they know where you can get ganja

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's moronic we have been able to legally order it online since 2018

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          want to hear something more moronic
          state vs federal law. my state just legalized recreational use after having already legalized medical use. meaning you are allowed to partake right now, and there are dispensaries all over the state right now, but they won't sell to you without a medical card. and you are not allowed to buy it online or mail it across state lines because it is illegal federally. it will be a year and half before anyone will be buying it legally without a card in this state despite being voted legal and that law is in effect right now. your best shot of getting anything is growing your own. oh and just driving to an adjacent rec state and transporting it back into your state is still illegal.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's how passing laws works and is how it has worked for every state. My point is you can get high quality farm bill compliant stuff online legally and inexpensively no matter who or where you are

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    cool

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >started a new job
    >want to do well
    >stopped smoking weed as a result
    I miss it so much, bros.. but it's just not good for me

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >try weed
    >get sativa
    >still too sleepy to even want to play games
    i don't get the hype

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I found that I only get this way if I didn't get a full night of restful sleep prior to it. It only amplifies whatever fatigue you might have already been feeling.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >try weed
      >get salvia
      >accidentally get stuck falling for eternity through the zipper dimension for ten minutes

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek i've had the exact same experience except it was an infinite spiral ladder

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          i alway get the feeling i just shat my pants and have to go look in the bathroom if it really happened

          same.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Haha this but reality folded up on itself, I experienced ego death and the shadow people came for me!

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >got into weed by accident
    >immediately fell in love with it
    >entire circle of friends become stoners
    >spend every day for a year straight high from the moment I woke up to the moment I fell asleep
    >develop psychosis
    no regrets it was fricking fantastic but i had to give it up if i wanted an actual life

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      My father is a stoner and I think he might genuinely have psychosis. He makes up bullshit stories all of the time, pretends they're true and then forgets he did it like a week later. It turned me off of weed so fricking hard.

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there anything more pathetic than an adult male who spends his days playing video games and smoking weed and that's it? It's just so sad. You're barely a human at that point.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're high if you think that, even kids know play is better than work. Your problem is that society does not tolerate it and you allow the majority to make the decision for you.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some people are just wired differently. There are plenty of people who have the need to feel productive at all times. They find working just as fulfilling as avoiding stress is to the opposite type of person.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        and do what instead? wageslave and be a cuck to some b***h just for a crumb of pussy?

        Written on Ganker by a passerby obviously

        Is there anything more pathetic than an adult male who posts on Ganker

        why would you do anything else in this collapsing society Black person lol

        Answer right now what would be missing from the world, and what would affect it negatively if either of you were shot in the head today?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If that's all you need to be happy then more power to you. A simple life is a good life. That said, if you are only doing that to distract yourself from other worries in life then it's a problem.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      and do what instead? wageslave and be a cuck to some b***h just for a crumb of pussy?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Written on Ganker by a passerby obviously

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is there anything more pathetic than an adult male who posts on Ganker

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      why would you do anything else in this collapsing society Black person lol

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is there anything more pathetic than an adult male who spends his days slaving away at work for 50 years and that's it? It's just so sad. You're barely a human at that point.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >better spend 50 hours in the cuck cage
      >quench the stress in literal nerve poison every weekend
      I would rather study and do different psychs, much more exciting with no frontiers left on the planet

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish weed didn't suddenly start giving me panic attacks, I miss it so much

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what are panic attacks like? are they a meme?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your blood pressure spikes and you feel your heart pounding in your chest, combined with weed paranoia it makes you think you're having/about to have a heart attack. For me I also started getting fullbody shivers, with chattering teeth and all. Every single ache in your body gets exaggerated too so you legitimately feel like you're about to die.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are these bad for you? That's like every drug for me including coffee and tea, granted a lil less paranoia

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's a lot of stress on your heart, so maybe if you're fit it might not be as bad for you? I'm an out of shape frick though so it was a real scare for me.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >fullbody shivers, with chattering teeth and all
          same, the tremors feel kinda good in their own way though.
          you're essentially high on adrenaline when you have a full blown REAL panic attack

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          this was my exact first experience getting too high. Got a slight headache, became half convinced that I was about to have a seizure/aneurysm and spent an hour in the bathroom wanting to puke and trying to calm down

          ease yourself into edibles slowly and go for a walk if you start feeling uncomfortable

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Have you ever felt panic? A panic attack is just suddenly feeling that sense of panic. It's just called an "attack" because it seems to have no rational origin.

          I have never experienced any of that but I am diagnosed aspergers/BPD pre-DSMV (and I hate typing that shit because it sounds so gay.)

          I don't personally believe in it but have seen lots of younger people at work have breakdowns and panic attacks before(?)

          Even in the face of your greatest fears, you just act and the situation is over. Same with feeling depressed for any long period of time. I feel though, I would be absolutely choked if I couldn't smoke weed it is great at helping with emulating and understanding basic emotions.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            BPD as in borderline? Or bipolar? What's it like?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Borderline; I wish it was bipolar because it would be more interesting and less feminine. You are basically plagued by a lot of self-doubt, paranoia regarding those closest to you, you hate being alone but crave solitude and seek validation from maybe one or two people in your life. Your ability to swing mentally from being a dickhead or abrasive to super helpful and the most polite motherfricker in the room will be off-putting to a lot of people and make keeping stable relationships hard.

              I feel like my hardcore aspergers balances a lot of that out, like the solitude part, I had my first Discord call with another person in almost 3 years last night and picked everything up like we were old friends. I can rationalize a lot of my paranoia about others pretty easily but on your worst days it can really get the best of you. Used to take medication after being admitted for a couple months, they prescribed it to schizos and seizure victims, started with a Z but dumped that almost a decade ago, it made me stupidly nauseous and dizzy. I have found that daily weed smoking does what that stuff did for me but without the nasty side effects.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not to that extent, but weed makes me feel dizzy sometimes like i don't have solid ground under my feet and that gives me a feeling of panic and anxiety if i don't feel composed.
        To be fair i just as well feel unwell from a bit of alcohol for the same reasons even if it feels different

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Have you ever felt panic? A panic attack is just suddenly feeling that sense of panic. It's just called an "attack" because it seems to have no rational origin.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >A panic attack is just suddenly feeling that sense of panic.
          sounds more like an anxiety attack to me.
          panic attack involves physical symptoms like sharp chest pain, trouble breathing, and tremors

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well all I said was if you ever felt panic (oh no, a car is about to hit me!), then a panic attack is just suddenly feeling those same things, except there's no logical source (no immediate danger to react to). Also anxiety produces those same symptoms, they're all sympathetic nervous system responses.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              that's fair enough. I just feel like people often describe mild anxiety symptoms as a full blown panic attack too often, when really they probably have never had an actual panic attack where you're just laying there shivering going "I'm dying, I'm dying, I'm dying"
              but that could be me

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why can druggies never stop talking about themselves?

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    SMOKE WINS

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do homosexuals insist on making the exact same threads they have before?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He got high and forgot he made it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT MAKE THE SAME THREAD MORE THAN ONCE BECAUSE...BECAUSE YOU JUST CAN'T, OK?????

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bang bang

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is Mighty SO 2 out yet?

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >31
    >Heart arrhythmia+clogged left lung
    >Probs dead mid-50s
    weed was fun for a long time until 2023 and I started having mini heart attacks. want to blame clotshot but reality is I did this to myself. don't do it everyday kids, hospitals suck

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are fricking moronic. You gave yourself AIDS because "everyone is doing it, mom!", weed had nothing to do with it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice try.

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    post good vidya to play while stoned out of your mind, pic related

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I actually don't enjoy playing video games while I'm baked. I like to either watch movies or frick around with AI gen stuff.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I play or watch playthroughs of nostalgic games
      >Freddi Fish
      >Zoombinis
      >Pajama Sam
      >Putt Putt
      >Minecraft

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        HIP HIP

        ZOOMBINIS

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      anything with a narrative goes out the window
      however,
      >Polybius
      >MC
      >Wipeout
      >Robotron
      good shit

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Master Chief if he kyiv

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wish I could smoke my bong without feeling grody. I wash that shit with salt and isopropyl every day but it's never totally clean, still discoloration and little flecks of tar. I go at it with pipe cleaners and even that can't get it off.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The whole point of a bong is smoke cooling and filtration so by nature it will always be dirty. I would say switch to vaping distillates if you want a totally clean experience

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wfh for a tech company and smoke weed during the day. Seniors I've talked to also do it.
    Do mutts really get drug tested at a tech job?

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Weed is not exciting. It just makes boredom tolerable.

    Shrooms, on the other hand, enhance every experience.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      putting off spawning a new batch
      any reccomendations for who to grow this time when I am germ shopping?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Quit larping, you're not heisenberg

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I knew 16 year old duster huffers in high school who could grow shrooms. It's not hard.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        A cube is a cube unless it's Penis Envy
        Grow whatever you think looks cool

        Quit larping, you're not heisenberg

        I knew 16 year old duster huffers in high school who could grow shrooms. It's not hard.

        You can grow them in a bag of instant rice, with a slightly larger investment and some research you can very quickly grow more than you could ever possibly use

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have only ever spawned Golden Teacher. I dunno if the trip is different between the types

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            The trip only really varies by species, not between the cultivated mutations that are all Psilocybe cubensis, and even then the variance is from the entourage effect of other compounds.

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hello, Zister

  38. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you don't drink absinthe with wormwood included you're a rookie to afraid to live.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only people who talk about absinthe are people who've never had it. It doesn't make you trip it's just a different type of liquor

  39. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for reminding me I have a vape cart to be hitting before I jump on this TF2 match
    I miss flower so much bros

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd swap with you lol. Carts are expensive as shit around here and I only have flower. Such a pain to clean up and keep the smell down. Miss just nursing a cart and chilling.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. Carts are very stealthy, but that's part of the problem: they almost make it too easy to get high and stay high all day. Flower you get the full spectrum of cannibinoids (and a better high), and I feel like I can space it out better. I'd personally prefer to vape dry herb, but that's me. Carts will do for my current situation.

        What you pay for carts anon? $25 1g here

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Go to drganja.com get yourself 14g of full spectrum diamond THCa distillate for $110 bucks and buy some plastic syringes to fill carts with yourself boom never pay dispo prices for a cart again

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >14g of THCA
            >$110
            My god what a time to be a stoner lol

            I USED to be able to get em around 30. Then it was 35-40. Then my plug got nabbed and I had to start buying from buds with medical cards (rec isn't legal around here yet). Medical carts are 50 bucks, which is STUPID expensive but it's good shit and you know it's clean. Can't justify buying it when I can get 5g for the same price though.

            Sorry to hear that bud. I'm in a legal state and have a med card for "nausea" lol, so I get my medical carts pretty strong, cheap, and clean. $50 a cart is pretty rough though. I'm guessing Florida or something?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              PA. It'll be legal here at some point I'm sure. We're surrounded by states where it is legal.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah that's what's blowing my mind is that every state is slowly legalizing. Even the Feds are set to reclassify marijuana. Any state not already benefiting from the tax revenue alone is a fricking idiot. My state last year generated 1.3$ BILLION in Marijuana tax revenue. Now whether or not that money is used appropriately is a different discussion, but it just seems like a no brainer. States like NE and other states that refuse to consider legalizing -- even medical -- are going to look like unappealing, poor dinosaurs in the coming years, no joke.

                Keep fighting the good fight PA stonerbro

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Medical is thriving here. It's only a matter of time, but whether that's a year or 5 years is anyone's guess.

                Peace bro <3

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Medical is thriving here. It's only a matter of time, but whether that's a year or 5 years is anyone's guess.
                Good. That's how it started here too. Medical and then it went legal. Do yourself a favor and just get a med card

                >Peace bro <3
                Stay based man, you too <3

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I USED to be able to get em around 30. Then it was 35-40. Then my plug got nabbed and I had to start buying from buds with medical cards (rec isn't legal around here yet). Medical carts are 50 bucks, which is STUPID expensive but it's good shit and you know it's clean. Can't justify buying it when I can get 5g for the same price though.

  40. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    My local weed place started selling fly amanita gummies. Apparently they're legal? Is it just synthetic dogshit or is it actually safe to try?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Amanita does nothing

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have no idea where to buy shrooms from and I'm too moronic to grow.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sympathetic to your plight, but I cannot stress enough that amanita does N O T H I N G

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          you're not too moronic. I've done it twice
          just keep your shit clean and you're already better off than most

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have spent a lot of time looking into Amanita muscaria. The truth is the commonly available Amanita gummies never contain muscimol or ibotenic acid, the active compounds in Amanita muscaria. They contain anything from THC derivatives to psilocybin to research psychedelics like 4-AcO-DMT (synthetic psilocin, not DMT). I have had some of the "Amanita gummies" and they ended up being just THC.
      I have foraged and prepared and consumed real Amanita muscaria mushrooms so I absolutely can tell the difference. The only thing that is close to that trip is Ambien, it is nothing like psilocybin or THC, and was certainly not recreational. The most incredible part of the Amanita muscaria trip is the dreams of gives you.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kinda misleading to even call it a trip. Even in legit amanita products it's hard to buy enough to even cause dream enhancement unless you're rail thin

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          My strongest experience was five fresh 8" diameter caps and stems, prepared and simmered down to one glass of liquid I could drink all at once. It was like feeling drunk but not as sloppy. My vision was very low FPS and my short term memory was non-existent. When I went to sleep I had five or six extremely vivid, surreal dreams in a row.

          The only guaranteed way to get the experience at this point is to buy dried caps online or forage then yourself (which is not as difficult as other mushrooms). You're right that you can't call it a trip, I try not to use "trip" for anything other than true psychedelics and salvia, my bad.

  41. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had a bunch of keef accumulate on the sides of my grinder, i scraped it all with a cred card and loaded it up into a bowl. I got super baked lol.

  42. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    chief keef
    when you smoke him you have to play the halo main theme

  43. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I take edibles. Shit works really well, I get baked for the whole evening on a 10mg gummy because I was always a lightweight. Late night gaming has never been comfier.

  44. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    another day of thanking god for not making me a drug addict bum
    get well soon crackheads

  45. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I smoke weed atleast three times a week

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's all about wealth
      pot mind

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        goalposts moved successfully

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          What goalpost? You've lost too many braincells from the pot it seems.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, it is

  46. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's my first time with weed how should I do it?
    Get a dry her vape. Or if you can't, any FLOWER will do. You will be smoking. Do not do edibles even if you're scared to smoke. They're not a good way to get high for first-timers. Everyone metabolizes them differently, and they're hard to dose. For some people 5mg will send them to space, for others they won't feel a thing. They last too long, and are a different type of weed high.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      *herb

  47. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never smoked weed but I wanna try it at least once.
    And I want a long pipe like Beatrice, or Gandalf.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Enjoy anon. I frequently watch LOTR when I get stoned. It's truly a magical journey and will make everything 100x better

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know it's just tobacco in LOTR but the idea of Saruman squirrelling away a stash of weed after ragging on Gandalf about his smoking habit is infinitely funnier.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'll destroy most tobacco pipes with weed.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll commission the Dwarves to make me one.
        It will be made of Mithril, and I will name it Glamdring, the Foe Hammer.

  48. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker still seething over weed
    It is better than drinking and a lot of people smoke it.

    It really shouldn't be illegal, it doesn't cause any problems in the countries where it is legal. Just a waste of police time that they could be spending arresting all the drunk hooligans on the streets at night instead.

  49. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is MDMA?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      MDMA is in a league of its own, a psychedelic simulant with a hangover consisting of depression, the ultimate party drug

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      pure crystal? amazing, but what goes up must come down..
      pressed pills? ranges from okay to mid to trash.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best night of your life followed by the worst morning of your life.

      Worth it if you do it in the right setting (concert, festival, with friends) and if you do it rarely.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did it once at a bonfire party with some friends. Felt like I was my best self, just pure nirvana and hope. Then you go to sleep and the next morning you feel like all that hope has drained out of you and happiness becomes and abstraction. Bawled my eyes out until the evening, sure I'd never be happy again. It's bad dude. If there was some way to mellow out the hangover it'd be totally worth it but that might be the worst come-down I've ever had.

  50. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What I dislike about the weed is that you can't really control how long you stay high
    For example with alcohol (although I don't drink often), I can keep drinking as much as I want until I reach the desired level of drunkenness after which I can just stop drinking any more, and the drunkenness will start gradually wearing off relatively fast
    It's much rarer for the feeling of drunkenness to overstay it's welcome where I start getting tired of it and wanting to come back to my normal self
    With weed? You smoke some, or even worse, eat some, you get to a certain point of highness, feel like it's good now and it's time to stop taking any more, but then it still keeps fricking climbing for some more. By the time it only starts to wear off I've already got enough of the high feeling and want to come back, but the highness doesn't let go and you have to stick around waiting for the high to wear out feeling exhausted from the experience

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can really only see this effect happening for someone without any tolerance. Most casual users I think would actually say that alcohol is harder to control in comparison

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can, but you need to be serious.
      You have to keep a steady routine, to start off.
      That's sleep routine, work routine, food and exercise routines..
      Then there's figuring out your tolerance.. let's call it 'acceleration', and deciding whether you'll stick to the same dose over time, or ramp it up gradually- you'll need a fine scale for this to be practical.
      Naturally this also (more like essentially) requires that you stick to the same strain/s, or at least strains of the like potency and ratios.
      The beer companies do all that shit for you.
      For now, you'll have to do all the fine-detail shit yourself if you want to be.. professionally stoned. A lil' cooked, not outright BAKED.

  51. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does a panic attack feel like?
    Is it an American thing? I never heard of anyone having panic attacks here

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it feels like you're high on adrenaline except you don't realize that you are so you have no idea what the frick is going on and you think you're dying/having a heart attack.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      like the other anon said, it's when feelings of anxiety get so intense that they manifest into physical symptoms, which scares you more and creates a downward spiral

      take a huge dose of THC at once if you want to see what one feels like but I really can't recommend it

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ive had several and its basically feeling your heart pounding very fast with sudden pain which turn into thoughts of a heart attack
      still don't know if it was due to the strain, being new to weed or just subconscious stress somewhere in your life

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        So it's basically just drugs?
        Why is it called a panic attack and not "being high"

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          you can have them without ever having done drugs in your life but marijuana can spark the sympathetic system which snowballs into a panic attack.
          and other drugs can change your brain chemistry so that you have panic attacks when you had no history of anxiety disorder.
          again though, plenty of sober people have them, but most the people in a position to have them (external stress factors) tend to turn towards drugs to relieve stress in the first place.
          basically, you're a moron with zero reading comprehension

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've only ever specifically experienced racing thoughts of heart attacks under the unenviable influence of synthetics.
        Don't bother with synthetics. You are better off smoking frick all- word is bond. There is a distinct, incomplete feeling to the high, and that's even if you combine any of the THC analogs with CBD. Stick to growing, or aiming to grow, your own shit.

  52. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not complaining but it's hilarious that janny killed the One Piece thread immediately and let this one hit bump limit

  53. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Enjoy your schizophrenia

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you have latent psychosis you're already fricked and a genetic abomination, if you don't then no psychedelic is going to give it to you unless you are an absolute moron who takes high dose trips multiple times a week and go into a temporary psychotic episode.

  54. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    best thread on Ganker rn
    but you misspelled kief you tard

  55. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That is clever. Gillie suit look too. Well done.

  56. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >friend bought some mushroom chocolate bars
    >talking up how good they are
    >try it
    >despite the packaging it's very cleary just a THC high or a shit strain and he got scammed
    Where the frick can you get actual good mushroom bars? I've made my own mushie treats before and that seems like basically the only way to enjoy them is going through the effort for homemade.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anything on the Cali black market is bunk, I found that out the hard way

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      How much did you eat? That one that says it contains 4g of APE should put you on the moon.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Until the market is more regulated, you said it yourself - the only way to get good shroom bars is to make them yourself

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you will never, ever enjoy shrooms than when you 101% trust their source
      That can be you- or you can be the absolute last person you would trust with such a task lol, in which case it will probably be a good friend.
      Forget that packaged shit.
      Always go homegrown.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        more* than, that is
        hanina madonna

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Amsterdam.

  57. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get high
    >play Battlefield while petting my cat and contributing nothing to the team
    oh yeah, that's the spice

  58. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >used to frick around with druggie types in my youth
    >don't smoke weed anymore and have become respectable
    >have friend who vapes the dankest homegrown dank erryday
    >he just hoards the aftervape
    >once or twice a year he throws a couple of jars of it my way
    >I leave it to soak in olive oil for 4-6 weeks at room temperature
    >then bake the dankest cakes from it
    >trad gf doesn't mind since it's so rare and no money has gone to gangs or the sort
    I have a good deal.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're a pretentious frick and your gf is aching to cheat on you with a Black person. Saying Michael Phelps isn't respectable lol

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        My gf is more racist than I am, and that's quite the feat.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Saying Michael Phelps isn't respectable
        can someone post the webm lol

  59. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pokemon Scarlet is better high for sure, makes you forgot about the shitty choices Nintendo made. Legal "Hemp" is the best thing Trump did.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Let's be real, it was the ONLY thing that fat frick did, and few know this but the farm bill actually has to be renewed next year to stay in effect and dispensaries are all lobbying against it

  60. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Take edible
    >Get lost on maps
    Good times

  61. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do weedBlack folk insist on turning their degenerate cringy vice into an identity and a lifestyle? You homosexuals are like furgays except worse because at least I can't smell furgays when I get stuck behind them driving half the speed limit on the freeway.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet you drink and puke all over the place, and are friends with at least one disgusting smelling cigarette smoker

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        > NOO BUT DRINK AND SMOKE CIGARRETES IS WORSE!!

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It is, but worse still? Your hypocrisy.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because the grey matter of their brain is absolutely fricked and they're literally becoming moronic.

      In a couple decades they're going to wonder why so many people in their mid-30s/early 40s have early-onset dementia symptoms and no short-term memory left. The cope posting that follows should be pretty hilarious, kek.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >in a couple decades
        use of weed has already been common for a couple of decades, you would know this if you had any friends

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          more like hundreds or even thousands of years lol
          >inb4 le weed was different back then! thc levels were lower!
          true but smoking weed was not always the preferred method of consumption. in 1800s weed was consumed mainly in the form of hashish and other edibles
          there are even books about from that time desribing peoples experiences like The Hasheesh Eater. and the highs described in that book are anything but mild

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because the grey matter of their brain is absolutely fricked and they're literally becoming moronic.

      In a couple decades they're going to wonder why so many people in their mid-30s/early 40s have early-onset dementia symptoms and no short-term memory left. The cope posting that follows should be pretty hilarious, kek.

      If we are taking 'weedBlack person' to mean 'chronic and severe cases usually underlined by more serious psychological issues', then sure. Their skunky breed of self-medication will only frick them the harder.
      As to why some stoners make a big fricking deal about how STONED they are, all day every day? It's for the same reason that some posters here can't shut the frick about israelites, or black wieners, or trannies.
      Do you understand? Some people are very silly. Most people are only people.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      they just can't get their shit together and go to a doctor for SSRI prescription. these, at least, don't bother with your lobe and memory.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        SSRIs are garbage, if your brain is fully developed and you have no history of psychosis in your family, research so far shows psychedelics can cure depression without the severe downsides of SSRIs and with a higher percentage of success. As long as you take enough to break through and are able to let go and accept it when the anxiety hits.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      nobody is. youre imagining things.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >make a post about weed on a mongolian basket weaving forum.
      >that means that weed is your whole personality and lifestyle
      i don't get it. if i make a monhun thread does that suddenly mean that monhun is my whole presonality? i get that ultra weed types are annoying but that doesn't mean that everyone here is a dreadlock rastaman just because they smoke weed. weed threads are not even all that frequent.
      maybe you should smoke once in a while and chill the frick out?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      specifically point to the people ITT who made weed their identity

  62. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >convinces hundreds of thousands of impressionable teenagers into trying a dissociative ego-death drug because it looks fun in the video
    How did he get away with it?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ego death is a good thing

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of course it is.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dissociative ego-death drug
      I wish it would be. because when monkey inside you dies, you just feel great. sadly, weed can do this only sometimes and you are still stoned in the meanwhile. that's why people go into hardcore meditation. it's just drugs without drugs.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who the frick would ever take Salvia? Can't believe I used to see that shit at the gas station. The stories on erowid are so fricked. People perceiving thousands of years living as a tree and shit. Absolutely fricked.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        For me it's the datura and Hawaiian baby woodrose seeds stories

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have a bunch of salvia but have only smoked it once (my technique sucks). It's the dark twin of DMT, it lets you experience a different universe for a brief period. The salvia gravity is what makes people act goofy. Makes you feel like you're falling backwards and forward and everywhere

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I quit SSRIs to experiment with self-guided psychedelic therapy, best decision I ever made. I also got off-label ADHD meds and those two things have turned my life around. I suspect that if I started exercising and eating right I could become a full normie

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Microdosing shrooms got rid of my autism, it made me understand people and how they think, without having to analyze everything consciously. Also makes me remember a lot more of my childhood, both good and bad. No side effects, no withdravel.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >People perceiving thousands of years living as a tree and shit
        I got this from doing a fricking nitrous balloon once. I was shook for hours after.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frickers should just vape DMT, the kinder and more grounded cousin to the absolute schizo meltdown that is Salvia

  63. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >try weed
    >it doesn’t do shit and i feel the same
    >try weed and booze
    >i feel more drunk than i would normally be but am otherwise the same
    sucks

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You aren't inhaling properly. Take the one in your mouth and then suck in air as if you are sipping through a straw

  64. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >touches weed, touches controller

  65. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    that why they call him chief keef

  66. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoy edibles. Almost fell for that "edible is shit, eat more" meme before it hit.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's much better for your health than smoking in any form

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >edible is shit, eat more
      I did this my first time and I'm so glad I did. Made my first time incredible and I would've been sad if I hadn't gone as far as I did since nothing is ever like the first time again anyways

  67. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does /misc/ get so triggered by marijuana and alcohol?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a small but very vocal number of boomer neo-cons. These same people also believe Israel are the good guys and that cigarettes will make you live longer.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Israel aren't the good guys, but they are fascists who hate sandjoggers so I want them to win.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          How the frick have you not realized that israelites are the reason for all of the world's ills yet? SandBlack folk would just be busy fricking goats in the desert instead of taking over Europe if it wasn't for israelites

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dumb stormBlack person, israelites are a race that happens to have lots of machevellian rich fricks who are well connected. You are doing exactly what blacks do when they say white people ruined everything.
            I want a nationalist state for Americans. You are a israeli American? Fine, but you better work to support America.
            You are the one falling for divide and conquer tactics by being a living boogeyman for wallstreet israelites.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wow you are genuinely clueless. Start with the Protocols and the Frankfurt School, or hell start with Christ calling them the Synagogue of Satan

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wait what am I thinking. You are a israelite.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Keep thinking that moron. I'm a fascist and I respect them for actually bringing a fascist state into being though. Something /misc/cels can only dream about.
                Thankfully if Trump becomes President there's a good chance we can have fascism too, not that you racist homosexuals will be part of it kek.

                Wow you are genuinely clueless. Start with the Protocols and the Frankfurt School, or hell start with Christ calling them the Synagogue of Satan

                No, you're just an easily impressionable 20 something that got groomed by stormBlack folk on /misc/. israelites are over-represented in high positions of power, but so are whites. Are you going to tell me white people are the problem too? Don't be fricking stupid.
                You do not want to make a unified nation, you want to divide it with your racist ethnostate fantasies. Even Israel can't escape the problems racism brings. America's fascist state will not have these problems because if you want to be American an adopt our culture, you can be American too. The important part is ADOPTING OUR CULTURE.
                Alexander the Great understood the importance of assimilating other cultures and replacing them with your own.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Thankfully if Trump becomes President there's a good chance we can have fascism too
                LOL stop posting

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >JANUARY 6TH WAS JUST A LEFTIST GRIFT
                You morons really are mindbroken aren't you?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trad larpers hate anything pleasurable.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      /pol/tards or otherwise, often it seems like the people who vehemently hate the two never got invited to hangouts or parties in their youth or school years to ever experiment and try them in fun environments. Not 100% a science but there's probably a crossover.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not a /misc/tard and I got invited and went to a party before, but I still don't care about drugs and alcohol. I just never felt the need to do either of those things, that's all. I actually don't have a problem with people doing either of these things (provided that they are fully aware of the potential risks, of course). What I do have problem with, however, is people who make it their entire personality.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >people who make it their entire personality
          Well duh. That's obnoxious when any person with an unimpressive hobby or interest makes it their whole personality. Like being gay or making tie dye. The point being made was that they feverishly hate the people that smoke or drink at all, when 90% of the people that do are otherwise leading normal lives while doing it anyways.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        A lot of them are genetic abominations who have really bad reactions to drugs/have seen family struggle, and experience mental illness struggles regularly but don't have the self awareness to realize they are "special", their favorite based youtubers also say weed and psychs are about as bad as heroin and they agree.

  68. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    DUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEE

  69. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like drugs because I feel very uncomfortable being outside of my natural state of mind. I don't feel safe or in control and feel my ego slipping.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >can't handle weed
      pussy

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The last time I did it I felt something wrap around my penis and jerk me off despite being fully clothed. This stuff isn't normal. You guys are insane.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ah yes Handjob OG a very popular strain among connoisseurs

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Getting past ego death is the biggest filter, I don't blame you for feeling uncomfortable.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        So is that unironically a normal thing? Always wondered because I try to bring it up with friends who are heavy into drugs but they look at me like I'm speaking bullshit, I just don't know how to describe it other than the ego fading.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's not that common but happens often enough. Not everyone experiences it.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's fair and it's not for everyone. Some people like to take that anxiousness and anxiety as a challenge and try to overcome it. That's the way I treated it at least. It was frustrating and felt unreasonable when I just wanted to enjoy the other accompanying fun feelings they gave so I sort of just ruminated on them until I eventually got over it and started ignoring the bad feelings until they eventually went away. Kinda like getting over public speaking.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      All control you have over your life is a pure illusion, best to kill your ego temporarily and see what happens. Put yourself in a safe setting and assault your ego

  70. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Keef, where are you going?
    >Imma give covvies their bong back
    *dun du dun DUUUHHHHNNNN*

  71. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eddies don't do much for me. Is it because I'm fat? I'd like to cut back on smoking but nothing hits like a fricking bong rip.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Likely. I'm 220 and between weight and tolerance need to eat 2,000mg minimum just to feel baseline effects. Dispo edibles are out of the question for me I have to make my own for the most part

  72. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Smoking weed is my entire personality
    People like you need to be culled from the human gene pool.

  73. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i wanna try acid, i have to first get my friend to Buy some for me... dont want to deal with darkw eb stuff

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are (or were) LSD variant research chemicals like 1P-LSD that are freely available on the clear web because they aren't technically illegal to possess in some jurisdictions. Pay with Monero and you're on your way

  74. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do chuds hate fun? You know, you can't get laid unless you try new things and go outside and hang out with people, right? Yes, enjoy your life. That means no thinking about race or religion or chud-think. Go out and get high with your friends. Yes, you can smoke weed, even though the chud book says otherwise. Just have fun, you moronic incelchuds.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they live in a social sphere where they have to always come off as super MANLY and AMERICAN, and if they deviate from that, they will be endlessly heckled. At least that's my assumption. Could be they're all just miserable bastards that take it out on the rest of us because we're happier for not letting trans, blacks, israelites, etc living rent free in our heads 24/7, or whining about a game company putting out some black guy on a game cover.

      I miss pre gamer gate when people ACTUALLY didn't give a shit. Nowadays they try to come off as "based" but it's really just chuds that miss the days of using sex as marketing for vidya and being able to make fun of trans people before it fell out of style, and they simply cannot accept the idea of being left behind culturally. But instead of coming off sad, they need to, again, project this idea that they're the "woken one" in a world of "sheep". Lest the dissidence of realizing they're just not with "it" anymore mentally destroy them.

  75. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    So how do you guys deal with t-breaks? I'm in the final week of my first one and frankly, it's been crappy. For context:

    >30th Birthday last month
    >Sis and Bro in law get me like 5 bags of gummies
    >Enjoy 'em through the week
    >Suddenly notice near the end that they aren't hitting like normal. Not like green out but like feeling "weak".
    >Realize in my excitement I forgot about tolerance.

    So yeah oops.

  76. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just gonna say it. People who make weed their entire personality are less annoying than people who make gaming their personality

  77. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    They were talking about molly. Weed withdrawals? Gtfoh

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      he was talking about MDMA, silly

      Frick I didn't read. That's on me anons. Sorry.
      Yeah no I don't frick with anything more wackier than just store weed.

  78. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    he was talking about MDMA, silly

  79. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I won't judge because Spartan Ops is boring as frick.

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