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Dude
Weed
Why do chuds hate weed?
genetic factors can cause it to feel awful for some people
that being said smoking it is still bad just make edibles you fricker
I only get the feeling most guys here are underage and been told weed is le bad all their life since they live in a moronic video game fantasy asides for those few that do go through what you mentioned.
edibles are so much better than burning your throat for a mediocre buzz
Various reasons
They may have never tried it (dorks have people who have fun while they don’t)
They may hate the people who smoke it (this is fair and true, most of the time)
They genuinely do not like it and think it harms society (this is hilarious)
>They genuinely do not like it and think it harms society (this is hilarious)
it's extremely harmful, if everyone were lazy stoner bums society would collapse
for israelites, everyone else would keep on truckin
You underestimate how many people you come across in your daily life are stoners, you just have this idea of a stoner in your head that they’d be obvious to spot by the way they behave or dress
>humanity does drugs throughout history
>builds incredible societies
>drugs are banned
>now we have furgay Black persontrannies
Maybe we needed drugs so people would hallucinate the face of God telling them not to be fricking homosexuals.
Apparently the machine elves are super racist, black people are upset about it. I suppose it must hurt knowing the cogwheels of the universe are thrumming along to the tune of Black personBlack personniggemiggerBlack person
Never had a social life so they had no connections.
you smell like total shit to non-smokers in public
now walk around a gaming convention
>instant deflection and denial
Sure
Kinda neat how domestic cats and dogs can digest starches no problem when half of wild canines and most felines can't
I disagree
Fat Gankerirgins who don't shower smell far worse than any smoker.
Weed is no longer counter-culture whatsoever and the gays who perpetuate the culture are obnoxious losers.
>I'm not a loser I just need to be on 300mg of amphetamines every day or I can't get out of bed
Cope, addict
nice projection. Now tell us what value you bring to society?
how many empty amphetamine bottles are on your desk right now anon
0. Now tell us what you have actually produced in your life with real value
>Anyone who doesn’t act like a mid-2000’s caricature must be on meth
Actual crabs in a bucket behavior.
Neo-Nazis are worshipping amphetamines nowadays because Trump and Elon need them to get through the day.
I don’t know and don’t care - I just think it’s pathetic for someone to immediately assume people do meth when they get told their “dude weed lmao” culture is gay and that smoking weed is by no means a culture of its own anymore.
it's unironically pothead cope
they refuse to believe people function without drugs or try to make the false equivalence of drinking coffee being the same as smoking weed everyday
Ok coffee addict
see, like clockwork
Yup. Clockwork indeed.
It is if you have a job that does random drug tests
That sucks but doesn’t make it counter-culture.
do you produce anything of value to society?
Yeah I've been in the workforce and paying into social security since I was 15. I'm on a local wild life board and donate to the DNR. I mark my calendar to make sure I'm spending time with friends and family. I'm putting away savings so my parents can have a comfortable assisted living when they're older. I vote Democrat at all levels of politics.
What % of your monthly income goes to weed?
I make $60,000/yr. 2 oz is $440 and I pick up two or three times per year so somewhere around 2%
I like how the usage of chud is the easiest way to out a newbie I still associate it with the movie
the biggest weed smokers I know turned out to be massive losers that never went anywhere in life. And I say this as a guy that doesnt even mind smoking every once in a while
I quit smoking weed because I realized it made me complacent and moronic
getting high instantly lowered my impulse control and resulted in wasted money, weight gain, and overindulgence in unhealthy habits
They don't hate weed. They hate the obnoxious idiots that base there entire personality around a recreational drug.
>in b4 they can’t get laid bc ooga booga me smoka da weeda and it make me get poosa muh dik mop da po wop dip fitty
>literal short stack invites me to her apartment
>she got me so stoned I fell asleep watching Inglourious Basterds
>feels bad about it then drives me home
>found out later she wanted to frick before moving out of state the next day
I want to kill myself, so many times this shit has happened to me
I’m not even a moronic “dood weed” guy but even I know you should not smoke if you’re trying to get laid.
I didn't want to be rude, to be fair it was my fault for having low tolerance at the time
We don't hate weed.
We hate dude weed lmao stoner culture
>weed
>addictive
Coffee and sugar is more addictive than that plant
I had a roomate get so addicted to weed he gave himself burns in his lungs off his dab rig. He had to quit cold turkey after going to the hospital and then he got massive withdrawls or something because he had migranes daily and kept throwing up
I smoked for 10 years daily and quit cold turkey for over two years with no withdrawal because weeds is biologically not addictive in the slightest. Your friend is full of shit.
>no withdrawal because weeds is biologically not addictive in the slightest.
>biologically
I would explain why you're wrong, but you're so moronic that I think it would go over your head
Sure
it wasn't a question
Sure
Let me guess, you consume coffee and sugar on top of weed?
I don't take any caffine or drink any sugary beverages, no
>but what bout coffee doe
Didn't ask addict. Some people just don't like le weed my man get over it you'll be alright not everyone has to validate your addiction
That's fine
And there you are, smoking weed everyday.
Yup. Because I chose to.
same can be said about alcohol and tobacco.
Nicotine and alcohol are addictive. THC isn't. It's non habit forming. Now that it's pretty much legal worldwide I'm not sure why you glowBlack folk still keep spreading lies
next thing you will say is that videogames are not addictive.
Correct. Video games are not addictive.
And there you are consuming sugar every day.
Weed is almost a rite of passage for youth at this point. Most people have a story about getting together with friends as teenagers and trying weed for the first time. Chud didn't have any friends in high school and weed is a symbol of youthful friendship and carefree fun, two things chuds are resentful about missing out on.
Yeah as a zoomer I gotta say weed is fricking universal, at least here in the uk. At university most people I know smoke occasionally, a decent number smoke often. Weed's so fricking ever-present that on multiple seperate occasions I've been on a night out drinking with friends or at a party and stumbled my way into sharing a joint with strangers. As someone who's seen what weed addiction does to people don't get me wrong, it's not harmless, but it's far less harmful than anything alcohol does. Absolutely mistifying to me that it isn't legal yet, it basically is in practise.
London especially is a pisstake, I could go out in public on any day of the week with 20 pound in cash and find a dealer or someone rolling up. Cops I've had conversations with have actively told me they don't even bother to arrest people for it anymore because the law doesn't make sense to them, hell I've heard of cops who smoke in their free time. Just legalise the shit already and move the frick on.
>"weed is a symbol of youthful friendship and carefree fun"
It is, that's why chuds are so angry about it. They missed out on it so they have to spread their misery to everyone else.
>They missed out on it
man it sure does suck that only 12 year olds can smoke weed. Anybody older just isn't allowed
smoking alone in your room isn't the same.
I'm sorry that you have no friends as an adult
definitely not stoner friends
It's the symbolic act of trying weed for the first time with friends in your youth that's important, not smoking weed itself. It's like your first kiss, getting your driver's license, or sneaking out to spend the night with your girlfriend.
duuuuuuuuuuuude lmaaoooooooooooooooooo
alcoholic losers
As a former partaker of weed:
Smells bad
You talk about weed too much
You're annoying when you're high
Smells bad
Attracts really bad company
People start bringing around harder drugs (percocets, uppers like speed or daytran, cokeheads, crackheads)
Smells bad
The people who smoke it smell bad
It makes people ugly and annoying and they tend to be really bad at cleaning up after themselves (puffy glassy eyes, pink face)
Smells bad
A lot of it has to do with the smell and the riff-raff,
the rest is the behavioral baggage that comes with it.
They say it's because of stoners
It's really because they're control freaks and get scared when high
>Projecting
People can dislike something about you without it being some psychotic cope on their part. The fact that you think somebody can't dislike this one aspect of your life without fundamentally being broken says a lot about your insecurities.
I smoke weed maybe twice a month at most. Calm the frick down, hall monitor
I smoke daily doesn't help that I can get this shit delivered to my front door now
it smells exactly the same as skunk
literally go up to dead skunk roadkill and take a whiff, and then smoke some marijuana, it's the same exact repugnant odor that nobody sane would stick in their mouths
like I can't honestly believe people would be eating chocolate bars if they were shaped and smelled like dog turds, yet potheads expect me to let them off the hook for smelling like skunks? frick off
What kind of out of touch weirdo are you? Smoking herb is easily the least practiced method among responsible, adult marijuana users.
>responsible, adult marijuana users.
yeah all 12 of them
They were THAT kid in high school that never went to a party or drank a beer. Complete losers.
Lmao what is this braindead take. Guaranteed these are 3rd worlders, smoking weed was the most anti-social thing you can do in high school. Beer is the social drug, if you're a stoner you were probably the losers in the corner getting high while everyone else was actually enjoying the party.
smoking is definitely a social drug in high school and college incel.
Weed is far and away the most social drug nowadays. Zoomers don't even drink.
Smoking weed was less popular a decade ago in high school, but it wasn't anti social, moron. You had to know a dealer and you got high with your friends
>Had to know a dealer
I grew up not realizing that weed was an oddity because my house WAS the dealer house. Not just my brother selling weed, but other people would come by because a third party wanted to buy weed and they'd just sit there and smoke until the guy showed up to buy weed then usually they'd sit on the couch high watching sci-fi or something then eat all the food and leave.
Only years later did I find out that it wasn't normal and that weed was actually kind of hard to find if you didn't already know stoners? That is until it became legal, now weed is stupidly easy to get and way cheaper and higher potency than it ever has been.
>TFW grew up being given a gun and told that if I hear anybody breaking into the green house to shoot until I'm out of ammo
>Now weed is so fricking cheap it would be insane to shoot somebody over a few lbs of product
Stoners can never win. They can't talk about how much they love weed without being put down for it, and they always have to watch out for stereotypes that they want to avoid like being brandished a good for nothing stoner, or someone who thinks they're cool just because they're talking about weed, like nah dude, I want to be able to freely express my tastes and tell people I could use a bowl because I'm not that high because they were wondering how intoxicated I was.
I'm a chud and grow my own shit.
I use to sell the shit weed back before it became legal to nigs and minorities. While selling only the good stuff to whites.
My man
I just hate recreational drug use. You shouldn't have to take drugs to destress. Nothing good comes from abusing drugs. This include alcohol too.
I know adults double my age who use it as a medical excuse when they dont even get it medically and still fight with a dealer about how much it costs. Like if you want it medically just fricking go to your primary doctor jesus.
let others live their lives you uptight homosexual
I was just answering the question that was asked. People should be free to damage their bodies however they want. It doesn't mean have to like it.
>You shouldn't have to take drugs to destress
We shouldn't be paying taxes to pedophiles either, but here we are.
Emotionally distressed, lonely mice will drink the LSD water, emotionally fulfilled, happy mice will eschew drugged water entirely. This has already been proven through experiment.
Because it has a strong negative effect on society.
>wanting to police what other people do on their on land and time
What are you a communist?
The people who push weed want to police the things I want to do way more, I just want them to stop ingesting addictive poisons and murdering unborn children
>I just want them to stop ingesting addictive poisons and murdering unborn children
Well job accomplished son. Weed isn't addictive or poison and abortion isn't murdering children
>demotards save the mobile downsize of images
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Yes.
Comedians making low effort weed jokes, literally just that
Seth Rogan is to weed what Hitler was to Patriotism.
And then there's Snoop I DO WEED HEAR DAT I SMOKE WEED YEAH IM THE WEED GUY IM THE POT GUY YEAH REMEMBER ALL THAT WEED I DO YEAH WEED WEED YEAH I DO WEED YEAH DID I HAVE A CAREER BEFORE THIS WHO CARES LAST THIRTY YEARS IS JUST WEED DUDE WEED I AM MR WEED I AM WEED MAN WHEREVER YOU NEED AN AGING RAPPER IM THERE WHEREVER THERES A LACK OF A WEED REFERENCE IM THERE I AM THE STONK IN THE DARK ALLEY I AM THE SOUND OF A LIGHTER IN THE NIGHT I AM THE STONER THIS CITY DESERVES NOT THE WEEDHEAD IT NEEDS Dogg, or lion or whatever the frick.
I don't? I'm a republican and I am actively trying to get it legalized in the state of Texas, shitface. I want to grow it so bad and save money to open a dispensary.
It's less hating weed and more hating stoners that think being a stoner is an acceptable substitute for having a personality.
It is not.
Stoners are some of the nicest people and DO have personalities. Can you imagine talking to the degen chuds on this website that only leave the house when forced to?
Nobody on Ganker should talk about a lack of personality.
So why you here
It ruined my childhood years and my family
Because they never tried it
If I could go back and tell my younger self that once my friends got into weed I would have had to endure them talk about weed and the indie rap music scene for a good bunch of years my childhood memories would be way more enjoyable.
Chuds hate everything. That's why they can't ever breed. Alcohol is worse for relaxing than weed is in almost every way.
Because it can cause actual issues and everyone who smokes it exhibits addictive behavior but will claim that marijuana isn't addictive when there are people who can't do normal everyday functions unless they're high
THC isn't addictive
>I can't quit anytime I want
why would you?
Sure I can. I have, and I can do it again, because THC isn't habit forming
>THC isn't habit forming
NTA but there are many studies and articles that say the opposite.
>NTA
I used to blaze every single day from like ages 18-30 but I just lost interest. It's not that it feels bad, I just find spending all my time in a lazy hazy is not the best way to live. I've reduced my intake to smoking maybe once a week, and I savor it a lot more now.
>spending all my time in a lazy hazy is not the best way to live
I had ketamine prescribed and it felt like having coffee or an energy drink
>oh that 5 years of keef saved up-ACHOO!
Actually had this sort of thing happen.
>Like 6 months or so of keef in one grinder used by several people
>At least a full 1lb has to have been ground
>Completely out of weed, broke, I smoke for stomach issues so I was incredibly sick to my stomach and puking from every small smell
>Clean out the grinder completely using a paintbrush and everything
>Get an entire bowl of keef
>Shaky from all the puking
>Drop it all onto the floor
You know that picture of the lady who dropped her lasagna or whatever and she's just sitting on the floor in defeat? It was that, except next to the trash can so I could keep throwing up.
I dropped a bunch of weed i just grinded and was low on money so instead of just tossing it i scooped it up and tried painstakingly picked out dust and hair from it and it was still shitty afterwards
Yeah I feel you, I've done that with the counter and it was still gross. My dirty kitchen floor and keef? Frick no it woulda just been dirt I was smoking.
My room mate once ate a meatball sub off the back door welcome mat, because I made meatball subs and she was taking a picture and dropped it. Picked it up, picked off like 3 hairs and then took a huge bite while I stared in horror. THERE WAS LEFTOVER MEATBALL SUB SHIT, ENOUGH FOR A COUPLE MORE. YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO EAT IT OFF THE GROUND. I WOULDA MADE YOU ANOTHER.
Reminds me of a family friend from out of town who connected with her estranged family and one of her uncles dropped a steak off the grill and picked it up and served it to her bf like it was nothing
I did that with a bunch of keef too. I didn't get anymore high largely because pure keef burns like gasoline.
Based
Brother what the FRICK happened to 420ch?
Site owner got busted there's an irc chat if you care to join that, made a thread about it the other day but I fell asleep and it died
he would be called chief keef
DUDE
edibles don't work for me, it sucks. doesn't matter the amount, never works. apparently it's an enzyme issue. either way, super gay
They just make even more tired apparently some people get to the point where they're convinced they might die
I just take end up taking a nap
eddies always put me to sleep for some reason but smoking doesnt.
>They just make even more tired
>I just take end up taking
absolute state of potheads
Yeah I don't know how that got there
The peak of weed is like the first 15 minutes where you're spaced out and forced to relax. That's the high everyone chases.
What follows after that is several hours of brain fog and debilitating slowness that potheads act like is fun when it just makes you feel like a moron. It's truly medication for speds that have given up on life. It's so fricking ass.
My buddy had the same issue but then he lost weight and got to normal body weight. Are you a fat?
>i buy edibles and dont get high
Make your own, following my recipe. Mass produced edibles are weaker by necessity because they want to keep them small. And homemade edibles tend to kill the THC with a recipe that's unstable in temp.
>7g of good weed
>put whole buds in the air fryer, no shredding
>decarb at 200*C for 2.5m
>then 160*C for 5m
>should be crispy, crush them up now
>decarb again, 140*C for 7.5m
>shake up and decarb one last time, 120*C for 15m
>pour coconut oil into container, barely enough to submerge weed
>steep at 85*C for 6 hours
>remove and pour into gelatin. Add some flour, juice mix, A LITTLE water
>let it melt at 70*C while sometimes stirring
>freeze and cut
Makes 48 of these. They cost less than a dollar each cause I buy weed in bulk. One after work is all I need and I'm high all afternoon. I take 1-2 a day and don't pick up a tolerance. Never feel tempted to smoke the ingredients because smoking doesn't feel nearly as good.
I sell them to friends for break even price but suspect my friends resell for higher
Yeah used to have a buddy of mine make butter with an ounce then baked that into peanut butter cookies
That shit was cash you could crush them up and eat them like Scooby snacks
Or you can just buy distillate syringes. Edibles in legal markets are a huge rip off, distillate costs less than $1 to make 1000mg and they’ll sell 100mg for $30.
Damn, that's way too hot, I decarb it at 110C for 40min before either infusing it in alcohol, cream or butter. Then I cook with it.
I've done risottos, curries, cheese fondue, pies, liquors and even more with this.
Usually, I'm still out the next day till the evening (I eat like once a week)
>Master Reef
Are weed smokers cognizant of the fact that they smell like actual dogshit wherever they go?
>cognizant
Average education of antisocial zoomers on 40 mgs of prescribed adderall
Dude used the word correctly. Maybe if you weren’t trying to paint everyone else as a hard drug addict you’d realize that.
>drooling moron stoner dropout gets scared when he sees a word he should’ve learned in 9th grade
the absolute state of you
You mean stoners or Black folk. I smoke weed, I swap my shirt out before I leave the house if it smells like smoke, and I don't smoke while wearing my jackets. I'll sometimes throw my bath robe on if I wanna take a hit but plan to be around people in a little bit.
It's cigarette smokers, Black folk and stoners who made weed their entire personality that stink.
No, it's people like you, too. You ingest the chemical, your body sweats it out. It makes you stink. Do you think you just take a chemical into your body and it doesn't come out? Do you think you piss out all the weed? You sweat it out. That's why hotboxing is a thing, because when you make it harder for your body to sweat you make it harder for your body to expel the chemical and you intensify the high.
I mean, I've personally been told by everybody who has ever been particularly close to me, that I smell like basically nothing even when I'm drenched in sweat. I don't know why, I've always been like that. My ex girlfriends always said it was kinda weird that I didn't have to use deodorant. I still do but you know, shrug.
Maybe it's my diet of garlic, onions and potatoes.
People are lying to you because it's really uncomfortable to tell people they stink. Have some self awareness, my God.
You're the only one lying, friend
Yeah I think it’s reasonable for assume girls are gonna think it’s weird you don’t use deodorant.
Heh, yeah.
Oh trust me, I once shotgunned a cup of black coffee and got too close to one of them and she violently reacted to "how bad my breath stunk" and told me to go brush my teeth before talking to her. She hated coffee so that was part of it. But I guarantee you if I stunk, she would have told me instead of sticking her face in my armpit, inhaling and saying "It's weird that you don't smell at all."
>Do you think you piss out all the weed? You sweat it out
No most of it comes out in feces, the rest comes out in urine. Facts btw.
Less then cigarette smokers.
I think the Peacemaker show is the only time in modern media where ive seen a character disgusted with the fact weed is legal.
Just because its legal doesnt mean it cant be a gross habit or that other people have to put up with it. Alcoholics would know.
why do incels hate weed?
They didn't have friends in high school to smoke with so now they're bitter about it.
Why are americans so fricking degenerate?
>Sir, permission to leave the station?
>For what purpose Master Kief?
>To give the covenant back their bong
If we had it our way we would still be using cocaine on a daily basis like people casually did in the 17th century because it was good for many things including creativity. Lets just make it legal so people speedball and kill themselves like so many celebrities have.
Joss Whedon and his writing have been a disaster for the human race
Literally just bought a grain bar of 100mg of hybrid. I plan on watching WWE this weekend and then eating the rest next weekend. What should I do for my second high? I still haven’t fully decided what to do. I’m thinking of playing Black Ops Zombies and then maybe listening to some music
>funions
based. Fricking love spicy funions and I have a mexican family corner store down the block that always sells them
>Spicy
Is it the shitty cheetos spicy? Because they used to sell wasabi funyuns and they were the best shit ever, but I'm pretty sure they were discontinued like 10 years ago.
kinda? Its not lime spicy if thats what you mean. Where they cheap out on the spice by making it sour
No matter what I say you're probably going to ERP, jack off to e-girl/femboys/gacha bawds and then regret everything until you feel mildly uncomfortable with your life like always.
This projection sounds too specific. Are you okay, anon?
No.
If you own a bong you need to seriously re-examine the trajectory of your life at this point.
what if i own like 3
Then you’re doing just fine. It’s only if you only have one when you have a problem
I love to spark up a joint of some good grass. It really hits that spot like a cigar while drinking.I wish vape wasn't so much more convenient and cleaner. I vape too much now and it's made it too easy to get high so now I just do edibles.
High gaming is keyed though especially if I can bong rip on mic in front of a buncha virgins.
My problem with THC penjamins is that they turn my brain to static in a matter of seconds, whilst I usually remain functional enough even when smoking a decent bit. I was in a casino once and these foreign finance bros were like "hey want some of this" and offered what I assumed was a vape, I take a deep drag and immediately realised it wasn't nicotine. Three deep drags later and I was borderline out of touch with reality on the bus home.
I just take small hits like I would a casual cigarette and it usually keeps me just high enough.
dudeweedgays genuinely believe that everyone smokes weed and people who say they don't are lying. I guess the schizophrenia thing is real.
CBD oil doesnt make people into obnoxious morons with bad habits
CBD is entirely biologically inactive and just gets pooped out
john cortana wouldn't do drugs
woah dude, im so high lmao
remember the last time we got high? lmao
why do americans grind their bud down to such a fine powder and take lil sips of their cones? the idea of sharing one cone in australia is absurd, just shotgun it
Keef is the fine particles that fall through the screen in your grinder, you don't grind your weed that fine.
That makes way more sense. We just call 'em dusties.
How come I find smoking weed to be extremely fricking gay but for some reason don’t feel the same way about people who smoke nicotine? I can’t really explain it. I just have a visceral, almost instinctual disgust for the former.
because you are a zoomer hipster. Weed was popular so you hate it and smoking cigs has been unpopular for a while so you think its acceptable.
Because no one makes nicotine their entire personality.
You haven't meet vape gays if you think this tbh
Ah yes, the people who you can literally never see without a cigarette either hanging out of their lips unlit, or tucked behind their ear are totally not making cigarettes their entire personality.
Yeah that guy who's gotta punctuate everything he says by spitting his tobacco at the end of his sentence totally hasn't made it his entire personality.
Almost everybody who starts smoking or dipping does it because they think it makes them cool. It is LITERALLY to make it their personality.
Yes smokers, dippers, dude weed lmao queers are disgusting and make it their whole personality are losers. Idk what point you're trying to make
Don't forget coffee and tea drinkers
>bro I'm just not the same without my morning cup bro
cig smokers literally just take their addiction in their stride. they don’t try to convince you of the benefits of smoking, or buy various moronic contraptions that’ll give them a better hit, or treat it as if it’s an actual hobby
Nicotine addicts buy nicotine vapes so they can smoke indoors and tell people "Dude it's just water vapor it's not smoke" and try to say it smells like cherries even though it just smells like garbage.
cig smokers aren't delusional enough to think what they do is healthy or good, potheads lack that self-awareness
you ever get those weird straight edge guys that come to parties and then never indulge in anything while being visibly upset that they werent having fun?
I have never been to a party because I have autism/social Anxiety and my sister being a BPD/NPD type made me hate the idea of parties
man I can't imagine getting stoned and playing halo 4, such a dogshit game. But then again morons did it for decades on CoD
>Never smoked weed my entire life
>Everybody knew this
>Everybody I knew was either a heavy drinker, or a stoner, or had been a stoner in their youth
>Take my first hit
>Realize it helps with some issues I've had my entire life, so start smoking regularly
>Mood improves because I'm not always in pain and feeling sick
>Apparently I become "Annoying to talk to" even though I've compared conversations pre-weed and post-weed and they look EXACTLY the same
>My friends who don't smoke weed now just constantly assume I'm high, and disregard everything I say as me being too high to possibly be correct about something
It's a damn shame what the world's come to.
>DUDE WEED LMAO
Yea I wonder why they think that way
Its because they are bullies in my opinion, the only difference is the slightly more relaxed and friendly feeling you give off that makes them act that way. Most people are aggressive and want the whole world to be that way.
Cigarette smoking is so fricking bad in NY that we have to extend the sidewalks and have more relegated smoking areas. I buy x2 power Febreeze because the fricking smell invades your home. I wish cigarettes got banned already.
>tfw no longer a college kid
I miss the parties so much bros. Nothing more fun than getting blitzed on every drug imaginable while having fun with friends
Stop watching Sausage Party
Dude weed pussies actually think if you don't smoke weed you must be actually straight edge and actually think being straight edge is a bad thing.
>if you don't smoke weed you must be actually straight edge
Nah you're just a lightweight. You can't handle it. And that's fine.
Ah the old "you don't do cause you're a pussy and not a big manly man like me" trick. You're a loser anon a fricking loser lol
I said it was fine anon. Relax.
>le relax I'm totally not fricking seething out my gaping butthole
You keep replying my man 🙂
Sure
>west coast college kid
>we have this guy in the area called weed santa
>all he would do is grow weed in massive amounts and give it out
>Im talking an XL ziplock bags worth of weed that he would just give to people for free
>didnt even smoke
Thank you weed santa
WHERE IS CLANK WIT DA DRANK!?
>hardoned
stopped reading there
I've never met anyone who won't spark up or hit the pen. I don't mind if you don't want to smoke weed because it's not for you. that's fine. but if you object for some morono moral reason, political reason, or "aaah da laaaaaw" reason then you are without a doubt a loser and probably a drag to be around.
>I've never met anyone who won't spark up or hit the pen
Anon lives in Black personville apparently
nope. grew up in rural south and now a college town in the south. pretty much one off the funnest things to do in the country is get high and shoot guns, fish, or ride off terrain vehicles. i pity city kids.
Oh okay, Wiggerville my bad
whatever nerd.
>m-muh coffee drinkers!
potheads literally have no argument outside of this
Both potheads and coffee junkies are wrong. Water chad speaking
If you can't stop the play then why change the playcall?
>friend group in highschool drift apart
>one guy comes to my same college but literally never talks to me
>eventually drops out in sophmore year
>in a frat house hanging out one day
>one of the guys has his dealer come by
>its my same old highschool friend
>tatted up and doesnt look me in the eyes and acts like I dont exist
dude was pretty smart too and he just threw it all away I dont understand how that happens
those weed parody dubs on youtube are pretty funny
>Drink an energy drink in the morning, sipped over a couple hours
>Smoke a fat bowl of weed at around 11 when I started to feel sick to my stomach
>Have a couple cups of tea at around noon to wake myself up
>Smoke some more weed so I can handle my fat wife being home from work
>Drink a 12 pack so I can fall asleep
>Wake up in the middle of the night to piss
>Take a big hit so I can fall back asleep
>Wake up
>Repeat
There's video games mixed in, unlike the rest of this thread.
If you smoke weed fine, but don't let it be your whole identity. It not as cool and counterculture with how normie it has become.
All the people talking shit about others who dont like weed never had a parent or sibling actively ruin their household by constantly borrowing money or selling your belongings to buy weed. Not just the ones who get drastic personality shifts from some dank garbage they bought.
It is not the be all end all positive drug you make it out to be just like how any substance isnt.
Someone i know turns into the most obnoxious schizo imaginable everytime they smoke and all they do is ask me dumb shit like "Are you ok" "What was that noise" "What is going on" when nothing is happening.
Dude weed is great, your parents are what's trash. People can be shit without weed too. My mother stole $700 a month out of my pay check while I was under age because she insisted that she had "made me an account", as she was the bank manager, "so just deposit into that account and I'll bring you the cash" and I, being under age and not knowing how to open an account took the easy out and was like cool all the work is done. Boy was I wrong, that one decision led to 10 years of financial abuse where she "charged me" just enough for rent that I never actually had any money left after my other expenses, making it impossible for me to save up and get the frick out of her house. When I finally did move out, I had trouble getting my checks deposited into a new account because I had NONE of the actual account info for the account I was previously using. This led to me having to very reluctantly accept my own money from her at the beginning of each month. She stole $300 every single month and ttold me "No that's exactly how much your check was this month". Took another 8? years of having to live back at her place, paying out the ass before I was able to get enough money scraped together and enough legal resources to actually get away from her.
You know what she DIDN'T do that for? Weedlmao. She was just a terrible person. Like your parents. Chill the frick out man.
Bad households and traumatic experiences can ruin literally everything for a person but its no coincidence a lot of them are tied to drugs or alcohol. So yeah the substance being abused is to blame for it not just the person being horrible.
Drinking is ruined for me because so many people dont understand when enough is enough both drink and money wise.
You can be a good person and fall into a bad habit with no rehabilitation or support and then die because you decided to mix percoset with coke.
pot users wouldn't know if weed is addictive because they never stop using it long enough to find out lol
I smoke cigarettes, cigars, weed and I drink almost every weekend
I'm going to drop dead and I don't care, who's with me?
I've never met a person with any substance to their character that smokes weed daily
on the other side, I have two different friends who dropped out of college, never got jobs, and still live at home with their parents while smoking weed and playing video games all day
people that smoke daily are always fricking losers nobody will debate that lol
That just tells us you have a very tiny social circle and hung out with losers (and thus were/are also one).
I still have friends from high school, friends from work, two regular gymbros, and a few people I go out with occasionally from my muay thai gym
>friends from work
yes, if you were more likeable you'd know it's possible to turn coworkers to something more than that
no offense, anon, but people with healthy social lives don't look for a social life in the work place. That's wagie/burnout behavior.
>being so unlikable that you can't grasp the concept of other people wanting to spend time with you
I would say I pity you, but I don't
So you're a friendless NEET. Interesting.
>it's unironically pothead cope
>they refuse to believe people function without drugs or try to make the false equivalence of drinking coffee being the same as smoking weed everyday
I'M GONNA
I'M GONNA
BREEEEEEEEEEEW
>YOU THINK WEED IS BAD BUT WAT ABOOT ALCOHOL AND NICOTINE?
They're all bad for you in the long run. Is this not common knowledge.
Kids don’t smoke weed any more because hoes won’t suck your dick for it, now you have to have cocaine.
gaming is hard without weed
whats with stoners and morrowind? All of the stoners who were into PC gaming would always get absolutely blasted and then just play morrowind all day
>ITT
>texting your friends reddit meme dog
Biggest homosexual in this image
this post is a really easy way to tell that you don't have friends
So I take it you're the guy texting your friend LE HEKIN DOGE BORK BORK BORK. No, my friends are much more funny than that.
I've said yes to both without issue.
Weed addiction? I sleep more.
Alcohol addition? Everything goes to shit.
>you don't like le wed your household must been *projection*
Interesting, they're all le chill man and free peace and love bro let's all relax until you call them an addict they come a coping schizo.
>LET PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS
i always got the picture that weed makes you feel funny giggling and all
when i try it i just start sleeping on my feet like a fricking horse
is it related to low blood pressure?
Sometimes i order a wendys Dave burger yum i love burger
It called Dave burger because they put his secret white sauce in the buns.
Will a specific fast food get associated with weed like the Mcdouble is associated with hungover patrons
I know someone is gonna say Jack in the Box
Damn Quentin was a lightweight
This thread is surprisingly civil, despite a few jak shitposters
I expected a lot more shitflinging when i entered it
TL;DR this Black person has a superiority complex
I never understood chuds. Why do they hate everything? You know the reason why you have no friend and can't get laid is because your mind is too closed. I love weed, I also love to party and make new friends. I go out almost every weekend. I don't think about race or religion. I just have fun and do what I enjoy.
I pity you chuds. You can't live life.
>can't get laid is because your mind is too closed
>smoking weed to get laid when you can just take tinder thots to a bar
potheads and alcoholic-lite prostitutes are equally low in quality
>potheads and alcoholic-lite prostitutes are equally low in quality
This and coffee drinkers 😉
Based. You live in a legal state? My homestate just passed and shops should be able to operate as soon as march
>modelo
Your pit bull is barking out in the cold amigo, can you please bring it back inside?
Mexicans have so many babies to keep their pitbulls warm in the winter?
What if I have fun being racist?
What if I like to get drunk, get high, and be racist?
>What if I like to get drunk, get high, and be racist?
They want to take out their failures on everyone else from the comfort of their own basements. They've also spent years poisoning their own minds with memes, porn and schizo posts.
Porn is not a poison or addiction and in fact helps your prostate especially if its massaged
I cant wait for masturbation to be legal
If masturbation is a crime then I'm Kim Jong HNNNNNNGGG
Sir do you have a license to cum and a permit?
Just hit the vape.
Cracked open a bear.
Booted up MonHun World.
Gunna learn something other than Lance and Dual Blade.
Here's my dog.
Cheers.
Charge blade is cracked learn that
>cracked
frick off zoomer
something about it doesn't click for me. I guess I don't really understand to do the thing.
Charge blade is very much not a grug weapon that's true
But it does feel good when you hit that saed
Nice doggo
>coffee cucks seething over weed Gods again
You're harshin my vibe guys
Party's over...
Its impossible for me to use that many condoms...
>The only reason you guys are hating on scat play is cause you've never tried it
No you tried it but you're a lightweight and couldn't handle it. And that's perfectly fine.
>Only hard core chads can handle a woman pooping into your mouth
okay bro
Who are you quoting?