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>MATING PRESS?! WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN, CAMMY?!

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Please explain it to me (I am a visual learner)

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vampires have no sexual desires

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why, no, I don't play the games I enter the threads of, how could you tell?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        cope

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nta but stop bullshitting about lore you don’t know.
        They don’t have carnal desires, they can have sex but they don’t desire it. They use it as an act of luring as obviously those that are alive desire sex. The act of feeding is said to be better though.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Vamps don't even really get any pleasure out of it as the only pleasure left in unlife is the pleasure of the kiss.
          moron. From page 9 of the V20 Core Rulebook:
          have sex... Sex is great, but nothing truly replaces the ecstasy of feeding for a vampire.
          Sex, as well as carnal pleasures of the body, are still very much a thing. Just because the kiss is like the ultimate, life-changing and leg-quaking orgasm, doesn't mean that regular fricking doesn't give a vampire pleasure.

          >They don't have carnal desires
          It is mentioned no where in the V20 book that they explicitly have regular carnal desire, but it is never explicitly said that they do not either. It's stupid to think that with being embraced (still retaining your personality, your hobby wants and natural interests (Page 8, V20: "In the beginning, the newly-created vampire thinks and acts much as she did while living")), that they would also suddenly not want to frick and suck, and to be drawn to the opposite sex for a good romp, which might be made especially tempting if someone Fleshcrafted themselves to APP 5 with Vicissitude, or used Awe with Presence 1 (because, hey, why wouldn't you if it makes getting a herd easier?). It also partly depends upon how your ST's stance on the interpretation, as some could not want to deal with the ERP there.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Got more Jeanette? I love her.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Have sex with someone for mild pleasure
            >Drink their blood for even greater pleasure
            At that point sex seems pretty meaningless outside of being a means to get the latter

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              This is like saying junkies don't have sex just because heroine high feels ten times more intense

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                If junkie sex somehow lead to free heroin

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Most junkies use sex as a way to get drugs or they have sex while on drugs and have very fricked up libidos when sober

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I should say that their libido is fricked either way, but usually junkies frick while stoned, it's half the reason why meth is so much fun allegedly

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                dont have sex while on drugs, you will forever be chasing an insane(amazing) high

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                That is what happens, yes. Any druggie I've met has no interest in sex whatsoever. Ten times isn't doing it justice either, hard drugs cripple people for life for good reason.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            V20 isn't canon, it fricking bullshit i will never accept, just like age of sigmar

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              V20 was mostly a compilation of the previous edition with reformed rules, moron.
              You're thinking of V5

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They literally do not you moron. Sure they can have sex, but it costs blood for every part of it and is really just a means to feed. Vamps don't even really get any pleasure out of it as the only pleasure left in unlife is the pleasure of the kiss. And diablerie but the cammies don't like that too much.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Vamps don't even really get any pleasure out of it as the only pleasure left in unlife is the pleasure of the kiss.
        moron. From page 9 of the V20 Core Rulebook:
        have sex... Sex is great, but nothing truly replaces the ecstasy of feeding for a vampire.
        Sex, as well as carnal pleasures of the body, are still very much a thing. Just because the kiss is like the ultimate, life-changing and leg-quaking orgasm, doesn't mean that regular fricking doesn't give a vampire pleasure.

        >They don't have carnal desires
        It is mentioned no where in the V20 book that they explicitly have regular carnal desire, but it is never explicitly said that they do not either. It's stupid to think that with being embraced (still retaining your personality, your hobby wants and natural interests (Page 8, V20: "In the beginning, the newly-created vampire thinks and acts much as she did while living")), that they would also suddenly not want to frick and suck, and to be drawn to the opposite sex for a good romp, which might be made especially tempting if someone Fleshcrafted themselves to APP 5 with Vicissitude, or used Awe with Presence 1 (because, hey, why wouldn't you if it makes getting a herd easier?). It also partly depends upon how your ST's stance on the interpretation, as some could not want to deal with the ERP there.

        >You're a 200 year old vampire
        >your c**t is drier and moldier than gluten free bread at a vegan market stall
        >your body can only really feel things when you purposefully fill it with blood, expending energy
        >the single, solitary thing that gives you actual bodily pleasure is feasting on the warm, beating blood of mankind and feeling their life literally course through your leathery flesh
        >mentally, you've fricked and sucked your way across lifetimes of dick and snatch and going through the rigmarole of maintaining the masquerade while poonhunting is immediately tiresome to think about
        >besides, you have a homeless man outside who looks tasty

        idk man while it's up to interpretation and while fresh vampires probably do frick, it seems like most vampires don't give a shit.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I imagine you could still get in the mood but maybe at the point where you'd be sealing the deal it would just be feeding time
          I can't really see a reality where anyone other than someone with a personality disorder (like Jeanette) would be all that interested in the actual physical act/mess if feeding is just a better orgasm
          It would have to have some sentimental value, or it would have to be a way to anchor yourself to your humanity or something. Like you'd frick basically to cope.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            To be fair, Jeanette as a young kid was fricked by her dad so sexual promiscuity is a way some people react to sexual abuse at a young age. The fact she is a malk most likely made her mental trauma worse. The fact she is Therese's suppressed sexuality and her split personality makes it worse

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah I'm saying it makes sense for Jeanette because she is somewhat of an outlier in terms of Vampire psychology, you don't need to explain the game to me I played it

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          , you have a homeless man outside who looks tasty
          Oh yeah man nothing like cheapo fentanyl flavored blood from an inbred moron
          I will do it the hard way

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Literally every Toreador does this though and most likely also Malkavians.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I always hated the angle of bored to death elder god trope. You could waste so much time doing random shit as an immortal that you could in theory never do something enough to get find it boring and if you did you could watch or teach other people to do elder god shit and get enjoyment out of that.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            ya then you live a thousand years and prove yourself wrong. Frick, I'm 40 and I already find most things tiresome.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not even 30 and I'm already tired of everything. If I was immortal tomorrow you bet your ass I'd be sleeping in a tomb somewhere until the nukes fly

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              you know what im tired of for no reason at all? The sun, it's always there and burning regular people up like me

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I hate it too, always casting glare on my screen when I'm trying to play vidya in the afternoon. Getting to avoid that would definitely make getting vamp'd worth it.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The chinks sometimes do it better, lots of immortal sages and whatnot who haven't grown tired of being a trickster for thousands of years. Realistically I think things would get boring after 10 000 years or something but even then, humanity is moving ahead all the time so it would probably still be fascinating.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        moron

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Biggest mistake of WoD by a mile given given Dracula had wives.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Biggest mistake of WoD by a mile given given Dracula had wives.

      Isn't that there only to prevent games devolving into ERP?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably, it's not like it's much of a barrier considering they can just do Blush of Life or whatever to bring it all back.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      we do you fricking moron, we're just impotent

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Go back to the SchreckNet, you fricking monster.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lotus position is the patrician choice. Face to face, your entire upper bodies are free to touch, maximizes skin contact, it's great.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lotus Position is just an upright mating press when you think about it

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    communist vampires was such a kino idea I don't know how it worked so well

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Both are blood sucking parasites

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anarchs are literally morons who no one takes seriously, just like communists. So yeah, it actually does work out pretty well.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >communist vampires

      both concepts are israeli in nature

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Legit fr fr

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        vampires are absolutely and obviously not, honestly any than the barebones notion of parasitism there is no comparison
        communism despite marx is predated by many goyim 'philsophers'/commune-ists etc

        americans cant help but worship israelites and Blacks even negatively and attribute to them everything

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how frick you could frick if she used the celerity discipline while having sex

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      *fast
      goddamn I am too coombrained
      bonus points if she uses potence for tighter pussy muscles

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have become even more coombrained, since the dick gets filled with blood when hard, a vampire would hypersalivate and have a strong urge to suck on it so a vampire would give the best blowjob as long as they could resist the urge to bite down on it

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shut the frick up troony

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's sad that we'll never get a Vampire game

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The whispers on the surface of my mind say that it has something to do with paninis.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Typical fishmalk nons-

      Wait a minute.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just got past the part where the mansion burns down; is there any point in this game where I can frick this commie's brains out?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      no you can only frick Jeanette unfortunately

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can frick Romero too if your character is female. But only once.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bummer.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damsel would probably know what a mating press is circa 2023, she calls Strauss a magic missile casting motherfricker (DnD reference) and was only embraced in like the 1960s so she's nowhere near as out of touch as the older vamps. The question is, would she be down for it?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The question is, would she be down for it?
      After you encounter the werewolf, definitely. She's so hot for you afterwards, she'd do anything you asked.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Artist?

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that one innocent creed hunter that gets fricked up by his vampire not-gf
    god i wish that was me

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    how come the lore says that vampires look down on humans as cattle when most of them aren't even that much smarter than an intelligent person? physically i understand that they're stronger and faster etc. but modern technology lets human beings easily overcome all that for the most part. people always say that a vampire would never want to be involved with a human being, but isn't that how they reproduce in the first place? a human catches their eye for being exceptional.

    anyway that's my reasoning for why i could convince heather to have sex with me if vampires were real. i could fix her.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meet your Meat, it's easier to disregard most humanity as bloodbags, though I'm almost certainpart of the curse is an innate sociopathy hence the whole Beast mechanic.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has less to do with raw intelligence and more to do with a decline in morality. Even despite their similar intelligence levels vampires do have supernatural seduction and social manipulation abilities (except for nosferatus) so they can still just control humans without being much smarter than them. But some vampires are bound to become smart just by living for hundreds of years and accumulating knowledge and experience.
      Anyways I digress, vampires start to see human as cattle just because it's the food chain. Pigs for example are very intelligent animals but we still fricking eat them. Only the biggest vegan moralgays refuse to eat animals because they think its wrong. So just like how after years of eating pigs we completely disregard how they might feel, a vampire would begin to disregard how humans would feel after years of drinking their blood simply because humans are their pawns and food source, regardless of any ability for vampires to sympathize with humans. Only the biggest moralgay vampires give a frick about not harming humans or whatever, most vampires just stop giving a frick.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's a vampire society thing
      if you're a new vampire, you probably don't think of people merely as food
      older vampires probably do as their personalities are not only more archetypical than more accessible characters (if they arent, they're inevitably somehow connected to those that are), but (un)living longer and experiencing the "pleasures" of (un)life is essentially guaranteed (remember that the mere act of feeding directly is canon to be more pleasurable than sex) to desensitize you as your hobbies shift from practicing card tricks to being a strange creature foodie and socially gravitating towards other vampires and whatever inhuman things they know; essentially, a "normal" vampire would eventually view humans as mundane and eventually cast aside their humanities aside as they fully become a vampire as opposed to a human
      the setting written "correctly" (when humanity is concerned), recognizes that a major underlying question of the fantasy is "what does someone do with power" and "who's lying / what is a mask and what's a core tenant of someone;" what follows you into unlife?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      VTM:B focuses mostly on fresher vampires, with the oldest being like Jack at ~200. Maybe there are a couple others, but Vampires, cognitively, are essentially the exact same as humans. The difference is in lifespan, which allows vampires to simply read more, do more, experiment more, etc. That's why the entire storyline of Bloodlines is pretty much a flash in the pan that no serious vampire gives a single solitary frick about. Just like LA itself. The elder Vampires are all heading the World Economic Forum pushing COVID lockdowns and shit (unironically) and/or spending years on end in ancient mausoleums deciphering ancient runes. This is also what makes Bloodlines fantastic, because instead of getting into gay esoterica, it fully grounds Santa Monica in the real world and easily allows us to understand everything about Vampire society that we need to without getting into blood feuds that span millennia.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I guess Beckett is also super old, but he also doesn't really give a frick about the storyline which essentially proves my point.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lacroix is 200 y.o., Jack is from pirates golden age

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          jack is 400 years old dude

          you Black folk are missing the point that a) most vampires in Bloodlines are young nobodies and b) the older vampires in Bloodlines don't give a frick about anything that's happening except to troll (Jack) or get hints on their own plots (Beckett).

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        jack is 400 years old dude

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      VTM:B focuses mostly on fresher vampires, with the oldest being like Jack at ~200. Maybe there are a couple others, but Vampires, cognitively, are essentially the exact same as humans. The difference is in lifespan, which allows vampires to simply read more, do more, experiment more, etc. That's why the entire storyline of Bloodlines is pretty much a flash in the pan that no serious vampire gives a single solitary frick about. Just like LA itself. The elder Vampires are all heading the World Economic Forum pushing COVID lockdowns and shit (unironically) and/or spending years on end in ancient mausoleums deciphering ancient runes. This is also what makes Bloodlines fantastic, because instead of getting into gay esoterica, it fully grounds Santa Monica in the real world and easily allows us to understand everything about Vampire society that we need to without getting into blood feuds that span millennia.

      This is the same universe where were creatures are a thing and they have all the benefit without becoming a fricking corpse. The few remaining vampires bicker among each other while a flesh weaving monster shit talk them in a radio.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        werecreatures aren't immortal

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          And? Most vampire that claim immortality are either dead, dead, still alive but cannot feel jack shit and bicker with other remaining ancient vampire that will only see you as babies, or dead.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      why did the aristocrats think they are higher beings then peasants, despite frequently intermixing with them like having babies and not that different in intelligence or physique. Even worse on the latter part as the intermixing between family lines started producing bad blood like the infamous habsburgs or egyptian pharao morons

      there is a certain impulse in certain ego centric types that have a deep seeded need to elevate themselves above the average even as it mostly just exists in their head. this basic impulse just gets carried on into the vamp condition

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a prey predator relationship.

      Players and golddiggers view the opposite sex similarly inferior, because they are their chosen mark.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If humans get stronger by and enjoy drinking vampire blood are there any humans in the World of Darkness that hunt vampires just to drink their blood? Or does the fact that drinking a vampire's blood basically turn you into their servant override any desires to hunt them? It seems like there are some pretty strong vampire hunters so I would imagine that strength came from some sort of human diablerie, but then again simply being a devout catholic is enough to turn a vampires into a quivering piss baby in the WoD

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      mages may or may not do that. In terms of the things that lurk in the World of Darkness Mythos, vampires are pretty low on the totem pole; see: true fae

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Caiaphas Smith, the most badass mf in the entirety of WoD:
      https://whitewolf.fandom.com/wiki/Caiaphas_Smith
      >so feared the Camarilla will abandon cities if he shows up because they want him to die of old age

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >just 20 more years
        >trust the plan

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Caiaphas ran to his father's tool shed and, with seconds to spare, snapped a hoe over his leg and thrust the wooden spike into the vampire's chest. He then took out the axe and severed its head. From that moment Caiaphas' life was dedicated to the destruction of vampires
        How can one man be so based?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        killing vampires is so zased
        so fricking zased

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the Camarilla will abandon cities if he shows up because they want him to die of old age

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        True Faith 8, holy shit

        >picrel is only 5

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        sounds like pretty stupid mary sue shit, why cant they just have someone shoot him with a sniper rifle and be done with it?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's cannot be a mary sue if:

          1. He's a villain. (Villains literally can't be Mary Sues)
          2. The entire lore doesn't revolve around him, and it's obvious, but he's just one guy and a footnote.
          3. He's tapping from a justifiable trope (which is in that case, the Badass Old Hunter you NEED to stay away from).

          Mary Sue doesn't mean powerful, or unkillable. Mary Sue means lore warping self-insert presented as a sympathetic hero. Caiaphas Smith is not a sympathetic hero but a villain, a footnote, and justified. And pretty fun beside, what's more fun than the apparent 70 years old guy giving the jimmies to half the Camarilla?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy chad

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damsel is exclusively for hate fricking

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You could tell she was based on some commie cum dumpster with a rich dad a dev wanted to frick in college. I bet if you could find the designers year book you could fine her.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    TVD

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    My wife

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I always thought she was ugly

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    And when I saw Damsel in Bloodlines 2 trailer, I clapped! I CLAPPED! I KNOW THAT IS!
    Frick this industry.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This whole "Why would a vampire have sex when drinking blood is so much more pleasurable?" bullshit makes no sense. Do you suddenly stop eating Ice cream just because heroin exists?

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    In old World of Darkness it was to my understanding that sex, eating food [which would latter needed vomited up], and otherwise doing human things you did in life help keep your Humanity up, and that having a high Humanity make you want to do those things.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    bloodbonding damsel to be my slave by feeding her blood through my Ventrue wiener

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would diablerize her pussy

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    post the full version if you are so great

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ngl the mating press looks a pretty umcomfortable position.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damsel seems like the type who would drop her panties if you just pretended to listen to her bullshit for like 5 minutes.

    Also why has nobody ever made a VBTM mod that lets you frick over both the Camarilla and Anarchs? I hate both so god damn much.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      there's a Sabbat quest mod

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is there a "Frick all of you I'm out" mod that let's you just skip town?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          thats just the lone wolf ending

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the vampire thread?
    What exactly counts as "Sunlight"?
    Is moonlight sunlight?
    Is starlight sunlight?
    Is it specifically just the UV wavelengths that count?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What exactly counts as "Sunlight"?
      Light, from the sun.
      >Is moonlight sunlight?
      no
      >Is starlight sunlight?
      no
      >Is it specifically just the UV wavelengths that count?
      no

      vampires are literally the result of being cursed by God himself and their curse is linked directly to the sun, which is why blasting UV at a vampire does nothing.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        But moonlight is just reflected sunlight and starlight is just sunlight from really far away
        and if it's not specifically uv light that matters does that mean it's just like specifically the idea of the sun that kills vamps?
        Could you kill a vampire with a photograph of the sun or a painting as long as they were convinced it was real? Is vampire sunlight weakness psychosomatic?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          you're being an autistic homosexual. it's the literal sun that's the curse and the light it emits. Read the image I posted above.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's a curse, anon
          It's not scientific, it's spiritual

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          you have a point with moonlight. If you need to rationalize it then it has something to do with the intensity of the light amount received. Daylight is far stronger then star and moonlight

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why is ash-eating never mentioned in modern media? Unless they mean it a different way in that anything non-blood related a vampire eats makes taste like ash.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          "food turns to ash in my mouth" is a fairly common expression of melodramatic analogy that means someone is miserable/cursed/having a bad time

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Is moonlight sunlight?
      If not, does sunlight reflected by a mirror would also not work?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think this would actually work, but this feels more like ST-fiat territory. Moonlight doesn't work because the sun's not out.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remember mirrored sunlight having an effect on vampires in the tabletop, but it was significantly weaker.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Direct light from the Sun. The Sun in World of Darkness has some supernatural powers.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No jeanette posting
    Give me vampire bawd machine, please.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      contrary to popular belief and all the shitty fanfic, vampire do NOT make great bawds

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Her lipstick. short skirt, and tied top with big breasts would say otherwise.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          ANYTHING could pull that off. Even an actual zombie. Why do you want it on something that is worse than an actual zombie?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Find me someone with the same style and hotness and ill pay attention.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >seduction for the purpose of catching prey =/= scoring

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Titty look good, me like.
            Post her please.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    EYYY I'M CONJURIN HERE

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Replacing one of the coolest vampire clans in the lore with fricking le hecking wop mafia homosexualry

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't be such a finook, neonate.

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lasombra is best clan

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Modshit
      Yikerdoodles

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its actually a pretty well written character
        https://vtmb.fandom.com/wiki/Kalliyan

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      To be fair it's not really troony shit, dude got forced into his GF's body (I know frick all about eastern not!vampires so I can't tell you if this common or not)

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would love to watch her get mating pressed by a black vampire.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's nice, rabbi

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's nice, gigachad

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's this, I can't open it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        right click the link, then click "save link as..." and change the file extension to ".exe"

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry does this work?
        https://files.catbox.moe/qytqwu.mp3

        right click the link, then click "save link as..." and change the file extension to ".exe"

        Don't do this it creates mustard gas

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Who's the creator?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://erocast.me/track/9109/care-to-explain-what-you-meant-when-you-said-plap-plap-plap-get-pregnant-get-pregnant

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >erocast
              Nice, I only knew about soundgasm for audio porn.

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no Promethean game
    >no Wraith game
    Sucks its always vampires

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't like the whole of the Wraith setting deleted by mages in current lore. Prometheans are so radically different it'd be hard to do, IMO.

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    No idea why this c**t is so popular. She's the worst female in the game.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      "I can fix her"

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        She'll fix Ganker.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hatefricking is best fricking

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >short tempered cutie with huge breasts
      jeez i dunno

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    out of all the "sex" threads you didn't delete this one yet.

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