Max Payne 3 is fricking awesome and I will die on the hill defending that.

Max Payne 3 is fricking awesome and I will die on the hill defending that. The unskippable cutscenes are very annoying but everything else is pure kino and it has the most fun third person shooting action in history. And the setting of Sao Paolo is really cool, unique and fun. Also has the greatest video game soundtrack of all time.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still don't remember what the plot was about, not to mention how little Max Payne there is in MP3. Some higher up at Rockstar watched Man on Fire, realized they have the rights to the IP and voila.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wholeheartedly agree and I’m tired of pretending it’s not kino

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never played the games and decided to marathon them. Max Payne 3 I had to stop from the fricking editing and crazy lights and shit. It's so removed in tone from the first games. I tried a mod to remove all the Kane & Lynch bullshit and the game becomes flat and soulless instead.

    I can see why the fans are upset. I'm sure it's still a fine TPS but man, what a downgrade in style.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's so removed in tone from the first games
      I know but I don't think that's a bad thing. MP2 already did the exact same thing as MP1, so if you just want more of hte same but slightly newer, just play MP2. MP3 wanted to do something new and unexpected and they pulled it off. It kept the same character but put him in strange and new scenarios which I like. I've never been the type of person to enjoy seeing the exact same situation over and over again, like a fighting game or some shit.

      I still don't remember what the plot was about, not to mention how little Max Payne there is in MP3. Some higher up at Rockstar watched Man on Fire, realized they have the rights to the IP and voila.

      Basically it's about a rich corrupt Brazilian family getting involved with organised crime to further their business and political ambitions, and it involves selling people to organ harvesters, and they bring in Max to frame him for it or some shit. The macro story is kinda weird but the scene-to-scene writing is really good. It captures the vibe of big Brazilian cities really well.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The tone sucked though and I dunno if you're forgetting all the post-processing and shit that makes the game nearly unplayable.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >and they bring in Max to frame him for it or some shit
        moronic twist, felt less realistic than a drunkard being able to float mid-air and shoot 10 people in their heads with pin-point accuracy

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      the flash back New York - New Jersey are the worst part of the game.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The unskippable cutscenes don't even bother me so much because it's not like I'm gonna skip them anyway.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      True but also they are skippable (with mods)

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the setting of Sao Paolo is really cool, unique and fun
    It was literally just the devs chasing the trend of "DUDE LET'S MAKE OUR 7TH GEN SHOOTER TAKE PLACE IN A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY FULL OF BROWN 'N' BLOOM", the same way they were chasing the trend of "DUDE BALD PROTAGONIST"
    You would know this if you weren't underage

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Name 30 games where they moved the setting to a brown and bloom third world country and 11 games with a dude bald protagonist.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Breaking Bad

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >InFamous
        >Binary Domain
        >GTA 4
        >Eat Lead
        >Splinter Cell Double Agent
        >Default Mass Effect
        >Spec Ops The Line
        >Resistance 2
        > Red Faction Guerilla
        > Resistance
        >Prototype 2
        Bald in the video game sense also refers to buzzcuts as they're there for the same effect.
        Also games didn't usually "move" to 3rd world countries at the time but most of them took place there for one reason or another.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Red Faction Guerilla
          Oh come on Black person the series takes place on MARS it was brown from the beginning

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Bald in the video game sense also refers to buzzcuts as they're there for the same effect.
          Absurdally disingenuous.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's the fricking truth.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You forgot Hitman which could almost full the list with that series alone.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hitman is not brown and bloom you disgusting mongoloid

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Agent 47 first appeared before 7th gen so I didn't include it.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I agree, MP3 is great

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trash game that DS2, MGS4, etc contrarian gang are trying to push

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >missions that don't take place in the favelas
    amazing
    >missions that take palce in the favela
    shit

    Branco HQ, Panama, Airport, Night Club and Police Station are awesome
    Everything else is meh

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's literally only like 2 or 3 levels out of 15 set in the favela

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        not that anon but technically he made two mutually compatible statements. Every favela level is shit, and every level that he didn't explicitly name is meh.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker hates it because its the latest in the series

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was cringe and woke and flopped for good reason

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and woke
      .....wut?
      What exactly is woke about MP3? Almost the entire game revolves around an old white guy gunning down hundreds of latinos.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think he said that because it tried to play up how fricked up it was.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Eh not really, aside from a few comments here and there of "these people are just dumb kids joining gangs because they think they have to", but it still portrays Max as being the good guy the whole time.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good gameplay, questionable setting.
    The MGS5 of its time.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Multiplayer was great
    Third person multiplayer shooters are great

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The NPC variation especially for the favela inhabitants was fricking insane. The ragdoll physics were pretty cool. That's about all I can say in praise

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    weakest entry in the franchise, created by rockstar to make easy money without any risks because it was already a established IP.
    at least they nailed the gameplay but it´s nothing new, nothing memorable, just a mediocre shooter for the brainrotten.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Rockslop
    >awesome
    Fricking zoomer

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    MP1>2>3

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't disagree but they're all 10/10

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is great but the hot brazil atmosphere doesnt feel very max payney.
    It should have been in new your.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      But what else could they have done in New York? They had a few levels set there to wrap up that storyline but they pretty much did everything they could in that setting with the first two games. A third game in the same setting would be boring and predictable.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's almost time for 4th or 5th playthrough

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      very nice, my brother
      my latina gf asks what made me so interested in traveling to south america, i make up reasons because the truth of "max payne 3 made me interested in it" would make me sound like a fricking weirdo
      also that song is so fricking cool

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