While I really like May's typical style it's nice to see her with other sweet hairstyles! She looks so adorable in this picture!
I love May
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May is cute with pigtails two!!
>I love May
You really do LMAO
Quit slandering me, why does this image keep circulating
You're the one who posted—on your own volition, mind you—that you wanted to rape May's newly deceased corpse, so that's on (You).
>verification not required
Explain
>two
It was an intentional pun, I've always thought girls with two ponytails are really cute
lie
didn't you want to leave?
>most self-aware tripgay
Yes, but I might as well stay since it's at least fun around here and I can't undo the damage to my reputation.
At least you're honest. I hope you could indulge me with some more honesty just one more time. I need you to take a seat.
You posted this on Cave of Dragonflies where actual potential minors are.
I want you to be really clear with me. Are you talking about real people here or just fictional characters?
I was just taking the piss out of that manchild, I never thought he would be an actual pedophile, what the frick
I am only talking about ficitonal characters. I have absolutely no interest in making love with real people.
I can't feel loved by real people because I see them as superior and dominant over me. I like made up characters and dead people better because I see them as equal with me, like I and them are just as human as each other.
I was raised in a very strict family and feel less human than other people thus why I find made up characters more appealing.
I don't know why you all think I want to have sex with anyone though. I hate sex so much I wish it didn't exist. My birth was the biggest sin of all mankind and the world would be better if I never existed.
>i like dead people better
Did you just admit to being a necrophile??? This thread is truly kino
>i hate sex
Liar, otherwise you wouldn't be on /vp/
The only reason I came to Ganker is because I am banned from other places. However I did discover hanging around GBAtemp and GameFAQs recently.
>admits to liking little girls
>admits to preferring corpses
>admits to loving may
>hates sex, despite being a virgin
Just admit it
What exactly do you want me to admit?
>My birth was the biggest sin of all mankind and the world would be better if I never existed.
You can say that again.
Well alright, I'll take your word for it, but shit like this WILL put you on a list if you keep it up.
And don't try to delete it all if you attempt to run away, you will fail because I and many people have this archived. We know your name and everything.
This isn't to scare you, really. You're relatively young and seem like a misguided and traumatized individual. It's for your own good to monitor yourself or else you frick up and next thing you know you have to up to doors to tell people you're a sex offender when you move away from your house.
> WILL put you on a list
What list and what purpose?
> monitor yourself
What do you mean?
A list like a sex offender registry. Like I said, you posted something quite incriminating (even if it wasn't meant to be) on a forum where actual minors interact. That's insanely dangerous, for both you and the minors on that forum.
That's why you monitor yourself as in: don't try to get more intimate with your desires and say it all out loud. Or else it becomes an addiction and you'll want more. That's what primarily leads to sex offense crimes being committed.
>"but i dont like sex"
Addiction can make the most innocent become the most depraved. Nobody is immune to it.
kino... https://youtu.be/kGb1XqOh0l8?si=8Si22ntIetAi42f0&t=293
better singing than Chris-Chan