>MC has a canonically massive wiener
Bros...how am I supposed to self-insert like this? I get shamed for being a dicklet even in my fantasies...
>MC has a canonically massive cock
>MC has a canonically massive wiener
Bros...how am I supposed to self-insert like this? I get shamed for being a dicklet even in my fantasies...
>say it would never fit
>fits anyway
Fricking hate this shit. I want actual nonpenetration.
Technically you can fit a big wiener even in a little girl if you're patient enough. It just gets progressively more painful for the receiver the tinier they are down there so technically there's no such thing as being too big as far as humans go.
>technically there's no such thing as being too big as far as humans go
You would know
My girlfriend is 185cm and I struggle to fit 18cm in her.
It's probably because you stop when she says it hurts because you're not a rapist
its because she is a male
foreplay, dumbass. Get her turned on enough and you can get your arm in her cooch
Because you're moronic and not doing it right. Her pussy is designed to squeeze out a baby, your dick ain't shit compared to that. You're just doing a bad job at turning her on.
Bro, she can slide a kid through there. Your dick is never going to be too big.
You just gotta work on your foreplay.
women's veganas expand when they are aroused, like a reverse boner
so.. more foreplay is needed
Unless your dick is thicker than a baby's head it's probably gonna fit if you try hard enough.
>Unless your dick is thicker than a baby's head
That's a weird comparison.
where do u think babies come from anon
Source?
Anon, vags are made to fit a baby's head through.
Anything below that has to fit by principle otherwise women couldn't give birth.
Do you know what veganas do?
he doesn't know... nobody say a thing. we must maintain anon's purity.
[Shirono Mahiro] Tsumatorare | Wife Taking [English]
>shota
-ntr
Grow up
shota is based you NTR loving reddit cuck
>the microdick self inserter fetish is good
lolmao
The 1999 re-written version of Doukyuusei changed two of the sex scenes to make it so it was too painful for the woman and your character gives up on trying it
That rewrite script is what was used for the new Doukyuusei remake that's on Steam now
That sounds like it'd make quite a fun porn game in the vein of Leisure Suit Larry. Only instead of a virgin loser in his 30's you'd be playing as a handsome and succesful young man with a dick so big every single woman he has ever met just straight up refuses to even touch the damn thing.
Can you find the woman of your dreams with a pussy so big you'd swear it makes an echo during cunnilingus before our young hero gives up for the last and final time?
There's an eroge called Arenaga Oji-san ("Daddy Longthing", spoofing the Japanese title for Daddy Longlegs) with a similar premise
"Not fitting" is a myth when an entire baby is supposed to pass through there.
Still, i'm not sure either of you would have a good time even if you force-jammed your massive dick in there
She sure as hell won't, the guy absolutely will thanks to the nature of things
The tighter the better, since it puts more pressure on the dick and makes moving better
As long as the inner walls aren't made out of sand paper it's gonna be fine for the guy
There is a reason why the derogatory term "roastie" is a thing
VN protags are fitters, not quitters.
None of you gays will believe me, but this was actually the case with my wife. It really sucked actually. Made me feel very emasculated and her feel like a failure. She went to a ObGyn and then a pelvic floor specialist doctor and was told to use progressively larger dialators (basically just dildos that aren't especially penis-shaped) to get to where my dick would be able to fit in her. We tried tons of times where it just would not go in no matter what. Shit sucks and I wish it on no one. Her specialist also said it's surprisingly common (although still not the case for most women).
Any vn where the girl mocks you for having a small dick?
real life
my dick is like starcraft
it's huge in korea
my dick is like starcraft
it has lead to the deaths of numerous children and pets over the years
Impressive sex drive
Sex with Ayase.
Are these games written by virgins? No girl talks like this.
not to you
Do you really have to ask?
You won't believe me. But a girl did say something almost exactly in that vein to me.
But I denied her because I didn't want to be her rebound boyfriend after she had left her previous boyfriend. And honestly the girl kind of scared me to an extent.
So I refused. And as a result I am still virgin to this day. And lonely.
Even if she was a bit unhinged. Maybe I would have been less lonely today had I responded differently.
You did the right thing.
don't be stupid, you got it right the first time
What did she say or do exactly?
That she loved me. Some awkward fluff. And that she wanted me to frick her brains out and save the rest for later.
your fear of intimacy made you not do it
get with an escort to get over being a virgin, its not the earth shattering event you want it to be but itll help a lot with sex obsession.
>get with an escort
For the love of god, if you really have to, wear a rubber and don't even think about kissing her.
>get with an escort to get over being a virgin
Man, I don't know, I was a virgin until I was 27 and I'm glad I didn't blow my first time with an escort. Busting inside a girl you're crazy about is something else.
a lot of anons doing self help/working on themselves feel trapped by being a virgin, it can be a huge mental block. getting a higher tier escort that did GFE was the best thing for me and removed the massive feeling of being "left out"
Those just feel weird. It honestly sounds like a kid getting a hand out from mommy. I'd probably feel too patronizing too actually enjoy it or worse develop some insecurity.
That's definitely how I feel.
I'm 32 and a virgin. I really don't want to just get with a prostitute, it feels like giving up, accepting that no one will ever be attracted to and paying someone to pity frick you who definitely isn't.
>I'm 32 and a virgin
Bro you have wizard powers, why the frick are you worrying about women?
The only wizard powers I have are disassociation and apathy.
Those two things are invaluable survival skills in today's world, anon.
Wait what?! You didn't get actual powers? I thought there was some positive to being a virgin. So I'm just a sexless, autistic, butthole?
The only advantage is that you don't have to deal with womens' bullshit.
So if I find a woman who doesn't create bullshit I can have the best both worlds.
lol
homie there are 7 billion people on this planet. 1 has to be a female that's not a pain in the ass.
w-what?
>your fear of intimacy made you not do it
No. I am pretty confident in that it was my lack of trust in, and fear of that particular girl.
There were other girls that I really liked, and who liked me. But they were already spoken for and in old, established, and stable relationships from before I had even met them.
One of these girls, and the girl of them who I had grown the closest to, even told me that she would have fallen for me had she met me when she was still single. I think she just wanted to encourage me and somehow instil in me the confidence that I could still be a catch with other girls. But that comment of hers has haunted me ever since.
But I am starting to get genuinely old. And I am no longer fit the way I used to be. And my financial situation is garbage. And I've got no notable skills. Even if I concede that I might have had something attractive to me 10 or 15 years ago in my 20s. I don't know about now.
But even if I disregard all that. The bigger thing is just that there are zero women in my line of career or hobbies. There is no organic way for me to even meet women that isn't bar/app hunting, and I've got zero interest in that. And uprooting my entire life just to course correct onto a path with more women just for a chance to meet any, also sounds questionable to me.
So I might just embrace where life has taken me.
get more hobbies? the thing about working on yourself that no one tells you it can take years like 3+ also loads of people find relationships/marry in their 30/40s.
> And I am no longer fit the way I used to be. And my financial situation is garbage. And I've got no notable skills
all 3 of these thing are in your control but you're not fixing/changing them, why? i think you have a fear of change/putting yourself out there
everyone says get an escort but in burgerland how the frick am I meant to do that without going to las vegas
gif has threads look them up
You're attaching too much meaning to this specific event. If you weren't really into her, and thought she seemed crazy, then things may have ended up bad if you went along with her. Just try to meet other people, and stop fretting over whether or not you'd be less lonely if you stuck with a potentially crazy girl.
>you did the right thing anon
COPE
Same. Her ex was in college, we were both in middle school at the time, and I didn't want to get my ass beat.
>Her ex was in college, we were both in middle school at the time
kek
You did the safe thing. You wouldn't have been alive to make this post had u slept with her.
>No girl talks like this
Found the incel and/or low T cuckold
Sauce
r u stupid?
is that a fricking used daiper
>No girl talks like this.
Sure, because it's a vn, people speak too literary. But girls do say shit like it.
It's a dating sim VN targeted at lonely men, how do you want her to talk like? It's wish fullfilment idiot.
You underestimate just how cringe women really are when you get them alone
>implying anon ever got a woman alone
so true
Well, it wasn't consensual, but...
well yea obviously, they are made by the same virgins who play them
>Are these games written by virgins?
it's edited by chuee, so yes
im with other anons, girls dont know how to dirty talk and its mega cringe
Just hearing words like "pussy" and "wiener" irl are sincerely enough to make me wince. Don't know how homies put up with that shit.
Euphemisms are worse. Was once with a girl who called her pussy her "kitty." Could've cringed through the fricking boxspring.
What? That shit comes up in casual conversation let alone dirty talk.
What the frick kind of people are you talking to where that comes up in casual conversation?
Had a colombian ex that tried to call me "papi" once and I nipped that shit in the bud real quick.
>What the frick kind of people are you talking to where that comes up in casual conversation?
Normal people. The kind that make fun of you for being a pussy and occasionally talk about sex like
Not once have I ever had a conversation with the normies I talk to regarding sex. Are you californian or canadian or something?
Yup Canadian. You've seriously never talked to your friends about sex before?
Im talking about girls when you stick it in they say AWOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO FRICK ME DADDY YES YESSSSS OOOOOHHHOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
its so fricking moronic it makes my dick shrivel
I've been with like a dozen girls and none say shit like this, who are you hooking up with?
how old are you? I got that shit all the time in college
Yeah, I didn't hook up with college party prostitutes. There's your issue lmao
it's crap made by people who hate other people for people who hate other people, what the frick do you think?
girls know guys like this kind of thing so if they like you they will talk like this
This. You can get a girl to do whatever if they like you, within reason
>No girl talks like this.
You have never been in a sexual relationship with anybody, huh?
I am sorry for your sex life, anon.
>No girl talks like this.
They do if you have the right qualitie$
The absolute, unfettered seethe that this post caused is glorious.
literally fricked 20 women in the past 3 months and none of them talk like this. 7.3 inch wiener by the way. usually it's just a painful process for them. I honestly wish my dick was a little smaller, like 6.5 inches
Girls don't actually enjoy sex. Some of them are just better at acting than others. If they are saying anything, it's usually to just boost your ego or make you nut faster so she can go back to scrolling on her phone.
this is true, i have just checked and confirmed that no girl has ever said that to me
>Are these games written by chads? No peeminists talks like this.
There, ftfy
Probably a lot are or at least not married or in a relationship, but also it's fiction anyway so they probably aren't trying to replicate how people would normally act
Yes, moege VNs are bottom of the barrel.
Yes and if this was realistic dialogue written by non-virgin female the girl would say that she's going to frick her secondary bf Jamal tomorrow and the game would frame it as a good thing and something that most couples do.
When I was in my early 20s I dated a chubby goth chick who was obsessed with fricking. She would leave handwritten notes about fricking, she told me she wanted me to violently rape her. She would ride my dick at least 4 times a day and sometimes stare at my post frick dick for long periods of time playing with the last strings of cum and giggling. You have no idea how horny and sex obsessed women can possibly be.
Cutie.
Huh, so this is what it's like to age out of a demographic. This no longer feels like it's aimed at me, but someone half my age
Filtered.
My wife.
Soul.
I will now read your VN.
>tfw a girl said these exact few words to me
Girls can be real sex crazed monsters anons, you'd do well to stay away.
The frick is all this shit..?
Fast forward, auto play, backlog, go to next choice, go to previous choice, etc.
I will now buy your game.
Why does this read like a western cuckgame straight from California?
Holy kino.
I'm not sure I follow
>japanese games have WAAAAY better writing than western trash, just look:
>nitpicking writing
Look at literally any western porn game, that shit will still be worse than what we got here.
Or hell, most western 3DPD porn movies
This is literally a porn game you dumb b***h. It's like comparing a Scorsese flick to Imouto Nakadashi 7: Ahegao edition.
>This is the what Yuzushitters recommend to everyone all the time
Nobody recommends Riddle Joker. Only true Yuzusimps play it.
Yes, it is probably one of the funniest roles Tanezaki Atsumi has had
Filtered.
>stomach_bulge
>cumflation
>stomach_bulge
>cumflation
>impregnation
Name a better combination.
I've got one for you.
>stomach_bulge
>cumflation
>impregnation
>size_difference
>stomach_bulge
>cumflation
>impregnation
>size_difference
>tall_female
Sorry, not a manlet.
>stomach_bulge
>cumflation
>impregnation
>size_difference
>goblin
sauce?
>size_difference
what fricking website has this tag?
exhentai doesn't
Every booru does
They need to start making an option to select your wiener size and have the art change to match.
Purely cosmetic so you get the same dialogue too.
why do you care, you're not having sex at all
What does that have to do with jerking off to hentai games?
>dick is twice the size of the girl before penetration
>magically shrinks once inside
Ou-chan? Is that you?
What game
riddle joker
Victoria 3
Demonbane
Persona 5 Royal
Anon's Life
Brown Recluse.
Entomology brother?
Boku no Pico
super mario brothers 2
Chicchakunai Mon! ~School Bus de Omukae Chu Chu~
Woo hoo! I just got promoted!
Pft
how the FRICK do I get a bigger wiener
Reroll
Just bee urself
Get another boyfriend.
you offering? :3
Sorry. I have a small dick.
I mean I'd still suck it tbqh
would you suck a microdick
Yeah, sucking's fun regardless of size.
Genetics, glad I don't have this problem, lol.
You can try one of the many methods that either adds a tenth of a centimeter or a temporary decision that destroys your dick
>a temporary decision that destroys your dick
?
Penis pumps. Can focus a ton of blood to your dick, sometimes more than natural so you're slightly bigger than normal, but can also cause horrible damage, and then you're fricked because you can't fix it.
Ohhh, those.
Just use it properly and it wont destroy your dick. Those homosexuals with the absurdely bloated pumped dicks clearly went too hard.
Probably the same surgery that Ron Jeremy's got that gives you an inch or two of length, but makes it so your dick doesn't stand up anymore.
>willingly choosing that when you know you will be filmed at some point
That seems counter productive.
blow your brains out and restart
Increase penis size using these chemical methods, supplements & vasodilators. This in parallel with the angion method = ridiculous dick gains
>https://www.researchgate.net/publication/322071346_Enhanced_Growth_of_the_Adult_Penis_With_Vitamin_D_3
>https://patents.google.com/patent/US20050065159A1/en
>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvXB70LFVQzyCUACADURFhw/videos
Try at your own risk.
>Increase penis size using these chemical methods, supplements & vasodilators. This in parallel with the angion method = ridiculous dick gains
So permanent?
I hate it when that happens.
10/10, what wonderful writing
>how am I supposed to self-insert like this?
Women are shit at telling sizes apart. The MC has the same dick as you, she just has no point of reference and thinks it's massive
the first and only time I had sex I had to stop because I was hurting her too much
Wtf
emotionally
yup she was tight and Im too thick
I caved her face in but it was consensual
>Im too thick
prove it gay
Maybe you shouldn't have been beating her face then.
Nah. She just has a pencil thin hole.
veganas are kinda gross
Humans are kinda gross.
Yes
Very gross when you really think about it. I guess that's why we evolved such strong sex drives. To overcome the grossness of it all.
Why the frick are dicks allowed to be aesthetic and veganas gross? It should be the contrary.
damn, b***h really was surprised that the otaku had only seen anime pussy
sauce?
miss those threads
Dicks are also gross, youre just used to them you homosexual.
>dicks
>gross
>not the gaping flesh hole that looks like an alien creature
nice joke mongoloid.
Yes you moron, its a weird discolored tube with a nasty wrinkled sack of skin underneath
Yeah. They're nasty and slimy and smell weird. It's great.
No it's not, it's nasty. They feel great but I don't wanna see them, I don't understand how can people eat pussy.
I don't understand how people DON'T. A girl pulling your hair and crushing your head between her thighs is the hottest shit ever. Different strokes, I guess.
>Thrusting your tongue into a bacteria infested hole
Just lick a storm drain
I don't care about the bacteria living inside a vegana unless the b***h has syphilis or something, you neurotic bastard
You're gay.
>veganas are objectively disgusting looking with a few exceptions being puffy ones so that means you're gay
Nice cope. Still don't think roast sandwich is appealing tho.
You're gay.
That's not how it works fricker.
You're gay, you admit you don't like female genitalia, thats literally how it works.
I said female genitalia was objectively unappealing which is factually the truth lmfao
Yea, you're gay.
Whatever helps you sleep at night, bozo.
You're coping, you're literally gay, you don't like veganas because you're gay.
Tell that to Arby's
Depends on the pussy
Depends on the pussy, my ex had the meat curtains and was prone to yeast infections.
My other ex and current GF have a beautiful innie that fricking perfect.
But from pure ascetics ? wieners look way better. Fun to suck too.
I mean yeah but they feel incredible
Only the tight ones do
I actually think so too, and penises are gross too before you ask. Though when you are horny enough, you don't care as much about what is gross or not and are more willing to do stuff like eating them out.
It's just like fapping to a porn and having no issues with it while jacking off, but after "clarity", you start to think the whole scene is just disgusting (it's how I feel about gangbangs, I usually think it's gross but if I'm horny enough I don't mind fapping to it).
Seeing a Vulva makes my wiener pulse, but seeing the inside of a vegana grosses me out. Am I the only one that thinks this way?
>Bros...how am I supposed to self-insert like this? I get shamed for being a dicklet even in my fantasies...
Suddenly I understand why this board is so obsessed with /ss/
All those shotas have bigger dicks than mine, though.
I have 9 inches and I love /ss/
>tfw average sized
>TFW average height but above average dicked
>can't escape e-thots even in games
Tch...foiled again.
I should read this VN. Seems like an interesting one.
She was the best one though.
This just sounds like a YOU problem. I'm not a dicklet so I don't have this problem, sorry man.
I'll never have sex or a gf so wiener size never really bothered me. It's oddly freeing to not have to worry tbh
>I'll never have sex or a gf
Why not?
It hurts being a dicklet. I got no confidence. And entertainment favoring bigger sizes doesn't help either
So many normalgays in this thread.
have a nice day.
I'm gonna have sex with my gf tonight.
Same.
We're gonna get baked and frick like animals.
I'm sorry
Okay so let's turn the shitposting into something productive
What are some VNs where the characters talk more like real people? Name ONE. BONUS if there is romance involved
Unteralterbach
Fate Stay Night
>where the characters talk more like real people?
that's boring
Amagami
Have a English patch for PS2 and psp version now
>playing Yuzusoft VN
>play through the really boring common route
>get to a comfy heroine route
>cum on her H-scene
>get bored of the game and drop it
Why? Why am I like this?
Sakura is unsatisfied by the size of Shirou's dick when they first frick, if that's your kind of thing.
>Sakura is unsatisfied by the size of Shirou's dick when they first frick
I've never read Fate before, is this true or are you just meme'ing? Hilarious nonetheless.
It's true, she feels like shit because she has thoughts like he isn't enough to satisfy her over it. She's fricked tons of dudes, her step-brother, and literal insects before she met Shirou.
>She's fricked tons of dudes, her step-brother, and literal insects before she met Shirou.
uh, Fategays?
She is also literally the worst possible route for Shirou.
In Saber's route Shirou gets cucked by a dyke for a bit right when Saber and Shirou go to lose their virginity to each other too. She barges in and decides to "warm her up" for him, then when she's satisfied she lets Shirou frick Saber. Later on ANOTHER DYKE cucks Shirou by molesting Saber in a wedding dress.
Then, during the first dyke's route, Shirou can be cucked into polygamy with Saber and the dyke, after said dyke took Saber from Shirou as her servant.
She might not have been in her right mind but she has initiated plenty of those herself, in fact it's partially her fault that Shinji is so fricked up. Not to mention she skips the foreplay and fricking swallows people whole when she becomes a pseudo-grail container, including her own sister who she sexually abuses in a bad end.
Shirou's true love is swords so the girls nevered mattered in end.
Luvia also the only one who actually like him as is and isnt damaged goods like the other 3. She still can't compete with swords though.
I remember I never finished the last route of f/sn because it was too disgusting.
>She's fricked tons of dudes, her step-brother, and literal insects
*got raped by
And that prostitute asked Aozaki to rebuild him with a bigger dick. That b***h deserved all the worm rape.
>how am I supposed to self-insert like this?
You self insert as the girl
Why are women like this bros?
Because you allow fantasy to shape your beliefs about reality.
>a girl talked to me like this once
>my girlfriend
>my wife
>my ex
The real sadness is what happened to this place.
>have a massive dick
>never get to use it
recommend me some games
FFXIV
Onii-chan Sharing
take pics and make videos and open a only fans
>Dick is above average, but looks small because tall
if it looks small, that means it's small, stupid.
That must be nice.
Why don't you just go to the gym and get a bigger wiener?
>Grow your sponge by working out
Do you have enough fat over your pubic bone that your dick gets 'bigger' when you lose that excess weight anon?
Having a big dick is overrated. It turns out that a lot of girls don't actually like being pounded on that deep especially when you have to do it fast and for a decent amount of time because of all the years of aggressive masturbation. You also might as well not even bother if you use a condom. The shrieking is also not nearly as hot as the chinese cartoons make it sound and is kinda dick softening
Yeah but it feels good, just put your hand in her mouth if she shrieks a lot.
>ever using a condom
I've only ever tried one once out of curiosity. We both immediately hated it and took it off. I imagine it might be easier if I started off with one, but it just feels like shit now.
Girls rarely ever let you do it without one though. Unless she's your gf and on the pill I guess.
I'm a neurotic schitzo. Abortion is not legal in my country and most girls here are anti-abortion, so I have never fricked without a condom my entire life, even during the 2 years I dated a girl on birth controls
Size doesn't actually matter IRL foreplay is more important, if it's too big it actually gets uncomfortable for the girl
>Size doesn't actually matter IRL
I don't know why dudes say this. Even if you're right, literally nobody takes these words seriously coming from a man.
>have a big wiener
>the only person that has seen it hard is a homosexual former friend that drugged and raped me
tfw given an amazing gift and no gf to share it with
Just act like a Chad. When people challenge you for it just say you're big where it counts you idiot.
>big where it counts
My butt?
The dude I replied to had a big dick. Most of America has a big butt.
I'm 38 and bald now
So?
one of these threads again
shame.
Why is she acting like guys don't already believe girls think like this? Of course dick size matters, and so does breast size.
everyone copes about things they can't have. Like small people think "women don't care about size anyway', just like uneffeminate men keep feeding themselves the lie "women prefer masculine over girly looking men anyway" because they can't handle the fact that women like men who aren't them
Breast size does not matter at all. Dicks have a use and size matters in that use. Breasts, no matter the size, will produce milk all the same. You don't get more milk from bigger boobs, that's just how dumb apes thought it worked.
I think women should be violently beaten if they bring up dick size. It's not controllable after all.
Big breasts are sexier than small ones
So are big balls. Still doesn't change anything practically and you're wrong anyway.
>Girth is more important than length
I will never understand this cope.
Not one of those guys, my dick is 6 inches and I'm average girth, but had an old FWB who said her ex was smaller, about 4.5 but it was fricking wide. But she was also short stack tier, so any wiener size beyond 4 1/2 was good for her
I don't have length or girth. 1 inch soft, barely 4 hard and the thinnest I've ever seen. Every girl cuts off contact with me as soon as she finds out how.small it is, no matter how nice she seemed or how much she appeared to like me before.
Find the shortest asian girl you can find, she will be so fricking tight your dick will seem like a monster to her
I guess if I have to. I always wanted a girl taller than me.
what matters is if your dick is rubbing the clit. thats basically all that matters. big dick can rub the clit without trying, women are too dumb to understand their own biology. besides women dont even get off the same way men do, its more psychological for them then physical, where as a man's orgasm is almost completely mechanical.
women will worship a malformed baby wiener if its attached to a billionare.
Rostie b***h comic, opinion discarded
Its an edit. The original was about some moronic culture war bullshit.
As I said, roastie b***h comic, opinion discarded
>mobius 1 shot down a Yellow!
>this is why I only date short girls
Based dickysseur
At least yous isn't inverted.
Are there any romance VNs with canon dicklet MCs?
I can.
sph sucks and has be co-opted by race obsessed cucks, and it's paywalled to hell and back. if you pay a woman to say every dictionary definition of small you are pathetic.
whats the best place to get these coomer games for free
f95
Have you tried using google
google and the REQUESTS board
lurk more
the other nyaa site
dlgal
only seen torrents without seeds on that.
nyaa, hsuki, animesharing
>>>/t/
I can't play visual novels, they're bad for my mental health
kill me now
I will never have this.
now should you, tv rejects. your types are all sad forever alone cucks that cry about their life CONSTANTLY, not trying to change or fix anything about it.
All you frickers know to do is be sad and cry about your oh so poor life
pathetic shits
At least I don't make typos like you gaybag.
>ESL third worlder calling anyone pathetic
The ironing
What game anyway anon?
>>MC has a canonically massive wiener
i still remember that one demonbane CG, thought it was a tree trunk at first
party member busts out her big pussy
Sanoba Witch is the only Yuzusoft game I've played and that was enough. Apparently they all follow the same template of 'loser protag with no self confidence gets roped into fricking 5 10/10 girls'. Extremely boring as there's virtually no story and the porn is all vanilla, don't see the appeal. Pretty much just incel bait.
They're all extremely boring incel bait yeah, and mind numbingly cliche and moronic. Plus the girls are all the same stroke of cutesy moeblobs too, you played one yuzusoft game you played them all.
Riddle Joker's MC isn't that bad, honestly. He's probably the least loser out of all of them. I thought this meant Yuzusoft was moving away from incel loser MCs but then Cafe Stella happened and shat on all that hope.
Yeah I've read some Cafe Stella reviews and apparently the MC is a total doormat. Have to appeal to that herbivore audience, I guess.
>3DPD image
>shitty opinion
Every time.
How is he wrong?
I don't think MC is a bigger loser than he is in Sanoba across most yuzuge.
At worst you're just an average guy
Noble Works puts a fun twist on it where your loser MC is actually made to act like the body double of an extremely rich and successful kid.
I'll never get why some gays play a game with cute girls and then obsess over every facet of the character without a voice and not on screen most of the game instead of just enjoying the cute girls.
The first single celled organisms didn't have huge dicks, some buttholes just got lucky. The human genome is already sequenced, only date women that have the gene for a big dong. That goes for height to, we can turn these roasty's ways right back at them.
>mfw just half and inch and a quarter inch off from the perfect 7x5 dick
Might as well just die
Just shave your wiener and balls to make it appear big works for me.
Just shave your wiener and balls to make it appear big works for me.
I like when the main character is a Chad with a big dick, am I weird? I don't want the guy in the game to be a loser like me, I want him to be a casanova.
me too
I like player-characters that are like the ones in YU-NO and Doukyuusei
bros how do you actually maintain an erection with a naked girl, i get anxious and nervous and it goes down and i cant even frick her.
also sometimes i manage to hook up with women with fat butts and im a dicklet, i cant really even get it in
How do you manage to get hookups bro? Tinder?
I don't know. Anime has ruined me to the point where I can't even get an erection from 3d anymore.
>, i cant really even get it in
How fat are these women? Do they just eat and squat all day? Is your dick an inch long?
theyre pretty fat
im 4" and out of shape
probably the only way i can really actually get it in is if im really hard (a problem as mentioned previously) and they do reverse cowgirl
out of shape here meaning im a bit weak.
im not fat, but i cant seem to hold a woman down widespread for mating press for too long and again, butt too big dick too short, its quite a predicament
Frick her on the couch then, she literally only has to spread her legs and you can slide in and out easily.
Just turn off all the lights bro
>hook up with fat chicks
>can't maintain an erection
I think I found your problem
Kek this, not getting it up is a sign of hooking up with ugly chicks
>what is performance anxiety
Not something a homie should have with fat chicks lmao
Sounds like cope, only time I got performance anxiety was when my dumb ass decided to hook up with a chubby brown chick
well i didnt want it to be this. they werent that ugly and i still wanted the sex, but damn they were fat. i guess i gotta make the effort towards the nonfat ones.
That's what I'm talking about bro, gotta hit the big leagues
im just sad that i cant just have sex when i want to. even with fat girls. because they were nice and i wanted to fill them up. i wonder how badly fapping and porn affects that.
It's not fapping moron, it's your dicklet size
You can save money and time by just looking at the CG galleries on the panda for any Yuzusoft game. You can gleam what every character is like from their porn. All Yuzusoft games are 99% identical.
>the main heroine with the drama
>the quirky "best girl" bait heroine
>the big boob heroine
>the heroine who is nobody's favorite
>the bonus mini route heroine who gets the best/wildest H scenes
>time travel
How do I cope with having a literal micro penis?
Go gay.
Convert to Buddhism and walk the path of the ascetic. The key to avoid being an incel is to just be a volcel.
But I'm horny and have to fap at least twice a day and even fin + SSRIs don't make me less horny
"And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out,
and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for
thee that one of thy members should perish, and
not that thy whole body should be cast into hell." - Matthew 5:29
Very true.
Celibacy is already voluntary moron.
Just end it or become a troony
Really your only two options here
>Just end it or become a troony
That's the same thing.
Stop spamming the board, Ruggeral.
I'm trying to remember the name of on porn game that I played a year ago.
It had 2d Pixel art, it was a life sim, and you could be attacked that was portrayed as being assault. I also believe it was a browser game that I had to download. Does any anons know what its called?
degrees of lewditiy
Do guys with big dicks fap to NTR?
Wow I nearly impulse bought this shit on the last day of the steam summer sale while being sleep deprived. I'm so fricking glad I didn't, I'm too old for this dialogue.
>buying VNs on Steam
Normalgay detected.
If you read the post, you'll in fact see I didn't buy it. The only VN I have on steam is Saya no Uta
Does phallosan penis enlargement work? I've seen people say they gained over an inch length using it every day.
No, it causes damage. Unless you have access to stem cells stretching your dick is just going to damage it.
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If I'm going to play a moege I'm at least going to play one that doesn't take itself seriously.
What game?
Fureraba
Why did this thread get so big? Is everyone on Ganker insecure about their dicks?
I'm here to laugh at dicklets. If you're below 6" you're not even a man.
Since when is 6" considered acceptable?
Reading comprehension
Yeah, obviously only 9 inch horsewieners are
I have one btw
I'm close to 8" bone pressed fully erect and i'm still insecure even though every girl has said i'm big.
Coincidentally, if you're below 6' you're also not a man.
thread-sama... it's too big...
Men in general are insecure about their penises. If not the size, their performance in bed with it.
comfy hazuki
>how am I supposed to self-insert like this?
You and majority of people don't know that most characters fail to qualify as a self insert.
The closes you'll get to a self insert is a character of your making who is part of a choose your own adventure game.
Go to Crystal Cafe with the other "female" browsers.
Actually I have a big dick and it's only caused me grief. It's not even hot when they do this. They freak out and get turned off when it's too big, either refuse to or start yowling and whining while you try to get it in. I guess it's my fault for trying to frick small Asian chicks too. It was only good when I was 15 and rumor spread I have it big and the girls gave me looks for a couple days. Then they treated it as a joke. Normal dick is best
Why do people fetishize giant dicks? The women is going to have a cavernous hole and beef curtains from it.
Not my problem
You dont know how veganas work do you bud
Videogames are better than sex.
Thanks for the good news, Aniki
Factually untrue, sex releases slightly more dopamine than video games.
However, using cocaine releases significantly more dopamine than either.
mayu best girl
why does my dick go from extremely micro to slightly under average size? is dick size based on csgo performance?
>majority of women
Insecure about their breasts/areolas size, weight, looks to the point they use varying amounts of makeup to cover the imperfections, height...
>majority of men
Insecure about their height, penis length/girth, performance in bed/being able to satisfy a woman, physical fitness, weight...
Unsurprisingly enough, both sexes share majority of insecurities and the things people are most insecure about are either the ones that can very hardly be changed (penis/breasts size) or things which require very strong willpower to begin and stick with the process to achieve a desired change (e.g. being overweight/obese).
People that do not have any insecurities about their physical shells what so ever are rare.
Funnily enough, many people still have insecurities even if they shouldn't matter to them (e.g. why care about your size if you are not using it at all?), but it they still do have them because people want to feel good about themselves.
Realistically, if you found someone you truly love and enjoy spending time with, will it matter to you if they have just average penis size/breasts? If you love them you would probably hate seeing them upset because of their insecurities, but people are just vain creatures I guess. People just want be confident in themselves, which is why these insecurities won't go away until gene modifications or other means allows everyone to be satisfied with their bodies instead of relying on DNA RNGs from your parents.
how lewd is this game and more importantly is it uncensored?
>Be virgin at 25
>Will literally never, ever have sex or make any kind of physical contact with anyone
>Don't have any sex problems
If there is one time appropriate for frogposting, it's this one.
I'm 6 inches length 6 inches girth and every girl who has seen my dick says its big, including my mom
cube dick
>lose viginity at 25 to an <90lb girl
>my dick is too big and hurts her whenever we have sex
It's not fair bros
Just rub it on the outside, or between her butt or boobs, what's the problem? Why do you degenerates only think about penetration?
sex for purposes other than procreation is a sin.
I could cum in 45 seconds just by playing with female nipples. There's something wrong with you morons
being a 1 minute man isn't something to be proud of
Always faster than all of you motherfrickers. Nobody will ever beat me.
Just like casual racism, frick that shit, I always go competitive.
>he brags about being premature
should we tell him bros
That shit is boring, I did that with a jap girl who was too tight for me and felt nothing
>Just rub it on the outside
That's my shit the anticipation drives me nuts
I don't know who this b***h is but she's hella cute
Forget the penis enlargement delusion, how do I unbend my wiener? I hate how mine is snapped to the left.
its forever mate, i blame it on fapping in a office chair with arm rests. Had to did it at a awkard angle. Only time ive gotten guff for it was when i was trying to get a girl to deep throat me and she said "I can't its too bent"...
Solutions involve surgery and you probably wont even be the same man afterward. I think theres those penis stretches but wearing that expensive thing all day seems fricked up. also people have reported ED isssues after using it
>came for a Riddle Joker thread
>just a /v9k/ thread
boo
Same, disappointed here too
It's literally always the same shit posts too, where do these people even come from
7 billion people on the planet
>nobody wants to have sex with me that means nobody on this website has sex
lmao
>Yuzusoft will only do vanilla anymore because they cater to China and they find things like 3P and anal gross
Another developer into the trash bin because of China
Yuzusoft has always been in the trash bin.
homie they were always like that, start complaining when they ruin Taimanins with that.
Vanilla is the patrician end point of every well developed male
>start with only vanilla
>tastes get more and more degenerate
>as you become older and more tired, vanilla is the only thing that does anything anymore
It's the life cycle of every male, you'll get there someday kid
It's weird for me. I got vanilla for people and 2d girls that catch my fancy and degenerates stuff for random porn pick.
Yeah this happened to me. I was on Ganker in the mid to late 2000s and so I got exposed to tons of horrible and degenerate porn on /b/ when I was in my teens. I've beat off to some heinous shit. Now I pretty much only like vanilla and occasionally some slightly kinkier shit but never anything too extreme. There was a period in my teens where I couldn't get off unless the girl was like, middle school aged and getting severely tortured and pissing and shitting herself and getting her limbs cut off. Glad I got over that, honestly.
>There was a period in my teens where I couldn't get off unless the girl was like, middle school aged and getting severely tortured and pissing and shitting herself and getting her limbs cut off.
My man!
>3P and anal
Degenerate shit.
Wtf I love china now?
Yuzusoft has always been a vanilla studio though. I've played every Yuzusoft game since Tenshin Ranman and they've only done anal a couple times and a threesome once and that threesome was literally like 13 years ago. It's just not their thing.
>will never have sex and don't really intend to at this point
>still insecure about my size
>not even that small
I swear some stuff is just hard coded despite being completely illogical
Learn how to finger and she'll never care.
>Learn how to finger
By practicing on dogs? Unless I'm supposed to pay hooker just to finger her and get feed back.
>By practicing on dogs?
Yes. You disgusting heathen
you have teh fricking internet and free amateur vids everywhere moron
Why yes. I'll just learn how to repair a nuclear power planet, drive, and plane flying with the fricking internet only. No such thing as hands on experience.
>Unless I'm supposed to pay hooker just to finger her and get feed back.
You know, that kind of thing ain't even half as uncommon as you think
I'm only half joking because unlike the "sex positive" homosexuals I'd agree to legal prostitution as a means of interactive sex training for mega virgins. Hell my most extreme belief is possibly having senior year sex ed end with fricking/getting fricked by a prostitute.
>my most extreme belief is...
wew anon, now that's a take
I think an interactive sex doll would work better for that last option, but good luck getting either of those to fly in the farnited shits of assmerica
It's a japanese game, as long as you don't have a microdick you should be able to self-insert just fine.
PADS
That just makes her naizuri scene even hotter
every ero game have shower mc where everything is big right away
feels weird playing it cos i have a grower d, goes from 1inch flaccid to to 5.4 hard
>Search for circumcision tag
>0 results
How can I self-insert now, bros?
>being a israelite / mutt
l m a o
>being a circumcised mutt
Are you also vaccinated?
>dick too big
>wife's pussy too small she gets scared about penetration at times
>Have to spend ages going slow over jst my tip cause that is all that fits in at times before pussy starts expanding finally
>wife pussy so tight that by the time she can fully take me I am already forcing back ejaculation
Even when she is definitely very aroused it can be a struggle to even put 2 fingers in.
Me want smaller dick that slides in wife easily and no hurt her no more
based senko poster, but also check the replies for
. get working on that foreplay, or you're just unlucky with a girl that doesn't get wet easily, which I doubt.
I am aware of what foreplay is, and I have seen enough SisWet and HotKinkyJo to know what women are capable of. Some women are just tighter, even if they are pretty tall.
Nice humble bragging normalgay. Posts like these got a public execution 14 years ago.
>first time with an escort troony
>she sits on the couch with sweatpants
>i go wash my hands
>come back, she's taken them off
>her penis is bigger than mine while chubby/half flaccid
>i'm erect
>she looks at my penis being smaller than hers
>say "i-it's not a competition haha"
>get on my knees and start sucking her penis
>gets even bigger
true story btw
>troony in 2022
>reddit spacing
Oh I bet it's true
I'm a massive virgin but it's impossible for me to enjoy moege garbage. You need a specific kind of autism for that kind of shit.
I came too late to the thread unfortunately.
I ask myself this question as well.
Usually, I just pretend the MC is NTRing the heroine from me, who can only watch from my side of the screen.
Ganker - video games
porn GAMES indeed are video games, troony. go back to your /misc/ garbage that isn't video games, or any of the other non video game threads that are 90% of modern Ganker
But seriously, size isn't that big of a deal
I have body dysphoria. in my mind I have a wiener the size of a pringles can but in reality I am barely 5". why isn't the government spending money researching penis pills that actually work to cure my condition?
>Fell in love with girl i met on TF2 10+ years ago
>She sees my dick and says its "big"
>Kept telling me she likes it no matter what i say
Met more than one girl on TF2 like this as well its weird
>Tf2
Anon,I don't think that girl is normal to begin with
i have an epididemal cyst. it really sucks, but getting it removed could cause perma nerve damage.
if you ever get laid, make sure to pinch the tip of the condom.
I've slept with a woman and she thought my dick was 10 inches. However, she said she saw one that was bigger at 12 inches.
Little Anon is just a tad under 7".
I've never seriously listened to a woman's opinion on anything since.
Feels good being just above 8"
Bros, check out the angion method
My dick is on the bigger side but usually I could be 1-2cm smaller than my max most of the time, after doing angion 1-3 for several months I have grown 1cm and my dick is always rock solid
Now that my dick is stronger Im considering moving on to hanging and stretching, I know my dick can take it now and Im gonna take it slow
Having a small dick is no excuse, you can actually make it bigger, This shit does work, just look for proof and you will find it
At least you don't have ED like me
>find a well drawn doujin
>has small penis humiliation
>tfw can't relate
https://files.catbox.moe/abruyx.jpg
>And I'll make this ballsack.. APPEAR!
>*clapping*
this is how japs see their dicks when they look down
>be adhd xoomer
>meds make me cum in literally 5 seconds
>gf insists on zero foreplay and riding me for 5 seconds anyway just enough for me to pierce her cervix because she feels pleasure
Haha small dick! small dick!
Yes!
visual novels?
visual novels!
I've never measured my pp before because I don't want to know how short it is.
Do it coward.
That's gay anon
What about when the penis fluctuates in size from pinky-sized in one CG before suddenly becoming a porno dong?
So long as you aren't at either end of the scale it's fine.
>moege claims MC has a massive wiener
>it's tiny in every CG
Every time
MC says his dick is average size. Ayase is just a flat baka virgin
So I have never read a Yuzusoft vn before where do I start?
Oldest to Newest
So start with Noble Works
The other girls took the dick just fine, even Chisaki.
Get your shit together, Ayase
woah, literally me
Yeah but it was too huge
So? No one else complained
Say "aaaah" !