>mc is a bisexual furry mexican
>story is an absolute mess
>whole plot is centered around muh racist maga america with the "villains" being as cartoonishly racist as possible
>it's about american politics, even though the devs are french
>story ends with the little brother destroying the mexican border
It's a shame that this game was released around the time when the whole anti-SJW shit was starting to die now. If this game got released 1 or 2 years earlier, then it probably would've been much more popular, if only because of how many people would've shat on it.
you people still wouldn't know how to joke about it because you're a buncha homosexuals who cry about shite games instead of laughing
That's because it's no longer a funny joke, but a concerning trend.
Laughing doesn't fix anything. Notice how leftoids never laugh about things that are offensive to them. They cry about it and play the victim card. That's how they get free gibs
Meh, it just didn't fit as a sequel to Life is Strange. Maybe it wouldn't be as reviled if it was branded as a spinoff.
>it just didn't fit as a sequel to Life is Strange
>moronic story
>awful dialogue
>dumb overpowered supernatural abilities that the writers don't bother to explain properly
>forced woke pandering
Nah, it's pretty much the same. The only difference is that it didn't pander to the lesbian demographic, which is why it flopped.
theres a reason 1 was a cult hit and everyone forgot about the series thereafter
>6 years old
>somehow op is still fricking mad about it
>laughing at a game that flopped and was completely forgotten = mad
This is genuinely the most the pathetic cope you morons can create.
You're so embarrassing, lmao.
yes, you do sound mad, I played this shit when it came out years ago, thought "huh this is pretty shit" then I uninstalled it and haven't thought of it since, it occupies no space in my brain, but it seems to have rented a permanent residence in yours.
>it occupies no space in my brain
Can't occupy something if there's no space at all.
only responses are
>ur dum
>no u
I accept your concession
Oh yeah, if you give THAT sort of response you're definitely seething right now.
cope however you like buddy, doesn't make you any less wrong.
>bothering to type out this paragraph
Yeah, you do sound like you're seething.
>most boring and unimaginative reaction possible to a bad game and feels the need to act smug about it
>meanwhile laughterchads enjoy ripping into bad games for amusement, for the intellectual exercise of identifying and debating its flaws, and for the creative exercise of theorizing how it could have been better
you're so heavily outclassed you don't even realize it
You should genuinely consider suicide after posting this. I wouldn't be able to live with myself if this was my post.
I'm responding so that means you're right.
>you're laughing at how bad this thing from x years ago was? t-that means you're m-mad!!!
Fricking kek, imagine being this pathetic and insecure.
Imagine being so insecure you feel compelled to tell someone how not insecure you are
>”i-i’m not mad, you’re mad!
mad lmao
>desperate to defend Life is Slop but realizing it's garbage and there is no logical argument in its favor, the flailing anon resorts to U MAD LOL
The funniest part is how they paint the US, one of the most liberal countries on earth, as a modern third reich, while constantly uptalking fricking Mexico of all places. It's like that Onion article where the white hipster talks about how rich the culture of Nigeria is and the actual Nigerian just wants to get the hell out of his shithole country, only the latter part is missing so it's just the ignorant white upper middle class view from start to finish.
Handmaid syndrome
>while constantly uptalking fricking Mexico of all places
Yeah it was kinda funny when the MC was dreaming about Mexico like some kind of promised land, considering that his dad worked his ass off to legally move into US.
>The funniest part is how they paint the US, one of the most liberal countries on earth, as a modern third reich, while constantly uptalking fricking Mexico of all places
The game is quite honest about Mexico being a shithole and shows as much in the endings. The only "happy" endings for Daniel is where he doesn't go to Mexico, otherwise he becomes a depressed criminal with people randomly pointing guns at him.
the kids also have 0 cultural knowledge of Mexico, there is literally no reason to go there and not Canada, as they are only mexican because theyre brown and nothing else
LiS 1 was good because of cute teenage girls in boyshorts
there's really nothing else to it. sure, it was a competent game with an interesting artstyle and the story was passable... but let's be honest. cute little teenager butts in boyshorts. perky new breasts and tight, soft skin. yummy thin thighs. none of that disgusting obese Black person-ass/tit shit that discord trannies spam on Ganker
>it was a competent game with an interesting artstyle and the story was passable
It was literally none of that. It was a massive pile of shit.
Also
>interesting artstyle
It looks like a PS1 game.
>cute little teenager butts in boyshorts. perky new breasts and tight, soft skin. yummy thin thighs.
Based
haven't played the second one, just came here to say that the first game is overrated and the third one sucks outside of the literal LARP section.
did you actually play the game lmao? every female is flat as a board
meant for
my bad lm0oa
And that's a good thing!
you say that like it's not another positive
crosses allover the boulivarde
i was merely counteracting his statement of "perky breasts", i meant no assertment
Teasing Maxine's flat chest and pink nipples
Not really interested if she doesn't have hairy pits, legs, or anything.
Yes yes we get it you're gay.
she probably shaves everything with a razor like your average girl, but I could see her trimming around the bikini line and leaving some bush, its dark like her eyebrows
No breasts at all!
>whole plot is centered around muh racist maga america with the "villains" being as cartoonishly racist as possible
It was a different time, okay?
baetards seething
wife wife wife
The cop killing their father at the beginning was so forced
>Super nervous and jittery, panicking cop shoots stupid father who doesn't stop and keeps approaching
>too many comments say the cop was in the wrong.
>too many comments say the cop was in the wrong.
US is the only first-world country where shooting someone without the cop being in immediate mortal danger is considered acceptable.
>Cop tells guy to stop
>Guy keeps approaching
>Cop raises gun and and commands him to stop
>Guy keeps getting closer
Cop made the right thing. The only reason you get closer to a cop is so you can jump him and take his gun.
A cop in a normal country would've tackled or pepper sprayed him, tazed at worst. Shooting like that would get him a murder charge.
Dozens of policeactivity videos prove you wrong, but don't let facts get in the way of your narrative. Euroc**t.
Damn, I always forget that rightoids here think cops are gods of lead justice, thanks for the reminder
>grrrr those damn pig cops should’ve just let him walk up and give him a hug!!!
>what? you got assaulted by some troubled youths for simply wishing them a happy new year on the subway? it’s not their fault, you should’ve known better than to make eye contact with them!
Uh, yeah…
>See kids fighting
>Immediately pulls gun out
>WHY AREN'T YOU CALM AND FOLLOWING MY ORDERS
>why aren’t you following his orders when he’s pointing a gun at you?
>also if you are getting robbed by a troubled youth who is looking to buy some bread by stealing your valuables you should just be a decent fricking human and comply with him! (he is still going to shoot you in the stomach and run even if you cooperate btw)
Uh, huh…
what a nonsense argument
>But what if the cashier was a russian spy with nuclear codes and the troubled youth was actually a CIA agent
we are talking about two teenagers without guns, they were just fighting on their lawn and a cop pulled out a gun on them
>blah blah blah
Okay okay okay… you agree ACAB, right? They are a government run gang? They are triggerhappy pigs? Etc. etc. etc.
So… if you truly believe that all cops are glorified gang members, why are you not doing what they tell you to when they are pointing a gun at you?
Similarly, if you go over to Mexico with your gaggle of friends to go get authentic tacos in Juárez (or where ever) and you happen to be stopped by a corrupt Mexican cop being paid by the cartel (aka every one of them) or a cartel member who demands that you empty your pockets or else, would you not comply?
I think cops are good and necessary but they're way too quick on the trigger here
There's a reason for so many dog killing memes on the internet
>Doesn't mention all those dogs are shitbulls
That’s more of an ATF meme because the ATF is comically evil (WaCo and Ruby Ridge)
>>See kids fighting
>One of the kids is covered in blood and struggling to breathe. Maybe he's been stabbed.
>(no, being approached nonviolently is not a reason to execute someone outside the US).
Why would you keep coming closer to a cop? To tickle him? Hug him? Squeeze his ass? Suck his wiener? No, you're after his gun.
Damn, I always forget that leftoids expect cops to just open themselves up to anyone and everyone that might want to kill them for the grievous offense of having a badge
>Shooting like that would get him a murder charge.
His chest camera would show the father ignoring his command to stop and keep on coming. He would have been acquitted.
>His chest camera would show the father ignoring his command to stop and keep on coming. He would have been acquitted.
Footage didn't help Chauvin.
If a white kills a non-white he's automatically guilty, no matter the circumstances.
Sorry, I meant if a non-white dies of a drug overdose in the presence in the presence of a white, whitey is automatically guilty.
Footage would also show him pulling out a gun without a real reason to, making deadly threads without a good reason and then killing someone without a good reason (no, being approached nonviolently is not a reason to execute someone outside the US).
>no, being approached nonviolently is not a reason to execute someone outside the US
Ya'lls grandparent were literally executing israelites in public streets not so long ago
I wish. There'd be fewer of them, today.
Yeah, OUTSIDE THE US
They're in the US, so it's justification enough to shoot him
shota sexo
wife wife wife wife wife
b movie loving wife
i got sunburnt waiting for the jets
returning nightmares
>no decent endings
>Life is Strange 2 fans
>women
>16 kudos
Sad.
People liked the first game because cute magical lesbian girls.
One of the most deaf tone sequels ever
sadface
ok caulfield you got eight seconds to prove you're rewind power before i bust your butt down to cauliflower
was it the biggest mogging ever seen in video game history?
a deeper mog
wheelchair cloe?
jokes can exist
speak american you weird french frick
the guy posted kate with a squirrel and made some mention of mogging
idk who was mogging who, but i posted an equally moronic "mogging"
it meant that kate mogs the entire cast of LiS
>dontnod logo comes up
>always nods
>don't tell me what to do, butthole
Nod one more time and see what happens!
OH NO, NOT CHLOE, THAT'S HELLA UNCOOL DUDE
oh, my bad
she kinda does tbh, she's the purest
best song tbh
meant for
kek
bro i am drunk
Life is Strange 1 and Before the Storm was fricking perfect, it captures the early 2000s Midwest emo vibe quite well and then we got the abomination sequels: Life is Strange 2 and Life is Strange True Color. They should have just focused the sequel around Max Caufield and Chole Price.
>They should have just focused the sequel around Max Caufield and Chole Price.
The comic book sequel does that, and it was shit. It also confirms the worst possible ending of sparing Chloe's life at the cost of destroying Arcadia Bay. It reveals Max to be a selfish c**t for choosing to save a selfish c**t, and destroying hundreds of innocent lives in the process. Also Max and Chloe become hag, pot-smoking legbeard dykes. No one wants to see that shit.
back OFF from me mister!
My dog would never hurt a fly
is chloe a fly? i know she's an angel
joyce got the GYAT
I'll come and say that the Redemption ending was pretty gud.
chloe??????
no one loves me
What did you expect from a sequel to Life is Tumblr?
You know a Lis2 hater hasn't played the game when they don't mention Karen
I hate how the game doesn't give you an option to make her frick off, even if you don't hug her at the end, her encounter is still a "positive" for Sean
So many choices in this game don't matter, I ignored Karen as much as I could and Sean was still smiling and laughing with her talking about Daniel in the car
Fricking the dirty wet hippie pedo mommy was worth it
>Story about how Mexicans are unfairly maligned by Le Racist Americans
>The only conclusion is that the protagonist(s) become professional criminals
>play sequel to teenage feminist lesbian angst simulator
>shocked when the sequel is the way it is
Big brain move bravo guys
people on here said true colours was good. is that true? I really liked LiS1 and BTS
It's the worst one imo
It's not worse than LiS2, no.
You literally play as a feminist-looking b***h whose superpower is "empathy" and its the third entry in the Life Is Tumblr series. Guess.
Episode 2
>Be strict towards Daniel
>"Stealing is... le bad, Daniel"
>Get morality upvotes for Daniel
>See puppy
>There's no option to take the puppy or leave it
>(You) just have to leave it
>So Daniel can steal the puppy without you being aware, regardless of his morality (low morality only causes him to steal a desk toy from a car)
Episode 3
>Le dog fricking dies
>No there isn't a different conclusion
I hated this so much, they force you to take the dog just to kill it?
Just like horror movies, a dog dying is used to shock people and show dangers. In that case, that the little brother was getting enough control of his powers to intentionally hurt or kill things with it.
Yeah that bothered me a lot too. She even said that if she had the chance to go back in time she would do it all over again.
The demo was kino IIRC, yeah it's basically "kid LARPing as super hero while his dad just ignores him" but it reminded me of Heavy Rain and the snow was kino. Too bad the kid -acks himself in the main game because his dad is written as incompetent, lazy and careless
He only gets hit by the car if you keep telling your brother not to use his powers to help others
iirc there's one chris ending where he thinks he has powers
It was better than the first game by default because the way you treated your brother actually affected the ending. The only reason why it wasn't successful like the first because it wasn't about lesbians.
>free 1-hour demo/spinoff is the peak of the series
Apparently Switch owners got cucked out of this one? Shame.
>tease an actual interesting story
>release
>mc is a bisexual furry mexican
>story is an absolute mess
>whole plot is centered around muh racist maga america with the "villains" being as cartoonishly racist as possible
>it's about american politics, even though the devs are french
>story ends with the little brother destroying the mexican border
It's a shame that this game was released around the time when the whole anti-SJW shit was starting to die now. If this game got released 1 or 2 years earlier, then it probably would've been much more popular, if only because of how many people would've shat on it. instead
Rachel is so fricking lame and I'm tired of everyone pretending she's the hottest b***h in Arcadia
Rachel's not the life of the party. She IS the party, man. She's on a whole 'nother level. The Rachel fricking Amber, man. It's not just her looks. It's her whole vibe.
I love teen pussy so much
yea I played Life is strange 1/2/3 and 2 was the weakest by a large margin. 1 is still the best.
That more people would rather see these two kissing is a tragedy. Max using her powers to frick with people should be way more common in fanart.
Life is strange 1
>teenage drama with time travel
>Your powers directly affect the gameplay and story
>Regret a decision? Something happened before you could step in? just rewind bro!
>Puzzles and cutscenes that depend on your time travel and teleportation powers
Life is strange 2
>You don't have powers, your little brother does
>all you can do is take care of your brother and hope he doesn't turn evil
>The story makes him do bad shit anyway
>Puzzles?
>Multiple section of pure sitting and waiting for something to happen
Alex and Steph are a miracle.
The original game was shit as well. People just pretended to like It because these story driven games had gained popularity through that walking dead one
plot is centered around muh racist maga america with the "villains" being as cartoonishly racist as possible
I usually wouldn't care but It was way too much here. He gets stopped and beat up like 3 times in the story for being half-mexican and not because he's a domestic terrorist
Only in the 1st episode he gets kidnapped for being a fugitive but even that immediately turns into race politics
Like they're wanted for causing mutiple explosions and causing some deaths but people are more worried about MC being mexican
shit was so stupid
It's like the developers had no idea why LiS 1 was such a big hit in the first place. Emvarrassing.
I didn't even know this existed.
The franchise pretty much peaked with the first game and every other sequel just flopped because the devs had no idea what to do
I never played the game. And don't know much about it. But I know one thing: A character can never be more cartoonishly racist than real life racists. It's actually impossible.
>A character can never be more cartoonishly racist than real life racists. It's actually impossible.
You're wrong about this game, leftoid.
The mom was the worst part of the game
>Be roastoid
>Marry a dude and have children
>Feel the need to burn some coal
>Ditch your family in search of dick
>A decade later meet up with sons
>Womansplains why she just had to abandon her children to be free
>Game guilt trips you into forgiving her and accept her life choices
I'd darth vader choke that b***h If I had powers
>mc is a bisexual furry mexican
this would've been hot if he was female instead
I love how shit it was
perfect trash to play/watch with friends
meanwhile, the one with the azn b***h who could see colors was just absolutely forgettable then it fricking ENDED before anything happened
I hope their 2024 lesbian game delivers the cringe
there is a Life is Strange 2?
It's a not a game the Gankerros would tell you. It's a fricking bore.
I really wanted to frick Daniel.
>mc is a bisexual furry
gigachad
>mexican
disgusting, completely ruined, chicano Black person.
This
Played the first one for Max and the second one for the bratty shota.
The wolf analogy stopped working after episode 2
>this is supposed to be a hispanic kid
yeah sure buddy
Castizo, maybe.
He even turns blonde in the evil ending
>Xd
have a nice day
It's still resolutely shat on because the first one was so unexpectedly good, and than this one was such an unexpected letdown.
>story ends with the little brother destroying the mexican border
no fricking way lmao
Game would be better if we played as the little brother or captain spirit
1>2 demo>storm>2> true colors
Haha this whole game was a reddit post. I got the game for free, so ran through it and had a good time laughing at it. Its REALLY fricking long though. Do not pay for it though. Also, it has some saggy hippy breasts in it.
racism wouldnt be a topic if morons stayed in their shitholes
Time to watch another no-commentary playthrough I guess
Keep an eye on the backgrounds, apparently you can see warren stalking Max in different sections of the game
There's a single scene where you can see him briefly pop behind a building but realistically what could he be trying to see from that angle at that time of day? https://youtu.be/wgzXSs-FeQw
The virgin peeking Warren vs the sigma "repeated unwanted interactions" Eliot
Why did they even add him to the game? He disappears right after this interaction
Because Chloe in the first game was written as a lesbian and it was some D9 writer's fetish to make her sleep with a boy
the cop was in the wrong to pull his gun, the dad was fricking stupid to keep advancing on him
both were wrong, but the real crime here was by the writers
>polmutt pretends you can be a noncartoony racist maga moron
lmao zero selfawareness
I heavily based my living room decor on Nathan's dorm, just wish I'd gone with a projector instead of a 55" OLED
based nathan probably date raped half the school there
the "bad ending" has these two brothers running a repair shop and possibly a cartel on mexico and they kill sicarios with their fricking powers, not joking this is how they ended the story for this mexican characters
There's also one where the older brother dies and the other one becomes a cartel thug
>mc is a bisexual furry mexican
Fricking what?
>The bad ending happens if the little brother goes into Mexico
>The Good ending happens if he stays in USA with his grandpa and grandpa
Only redeeming quality was this ending choice.
I wish I could've killed daniel
I want to have sex with daniel
Sean...
homie you gay
Honest talk, the while point of the game, ignoring the agenda, is to brainwash the brat into anything you want.
Why not go the extra step and turn him into your personal shota onahole?
Shotas are for hugs and not fricks.
The council came to the conclusion the kid is a brat and the only cure is by prostate pummeling with older brother wiener.
The council has spoken.
>Second-best game of the franchise
>People too focused on the disaster of a sequel and the shitstorm prequel to notice
If Square Enix hadn't fricked the development and forced content cuts this could've been the best in the series.
why mexicans want live in USA?
The game is actually about americans wanting to live in Mexico
Because is not Mexico, which is funny because of all hispanics wetbacks migrating over the years, USA is becoming as bad as Mexico.
>that random Ethiopia at the end
Are we seeing a second wave of africans, now without chains?
>Gives you the option to kill a mountain lion for being... a mountain lion
>Cannot kill the prostitute that birthed you and decided to abandon you because she felt like it
shit/10
>>mc is a bisexual furry mexican
This would be based if the male love interest wasn't ugly.
I was kinda disappointed how this game barely had any cosmetic changes
I only remember in episode 4 if you get beat up by the racists, you get some bruise marks for that episode, and also the haircut that gets shaved off after episode 3. You don't even get to save your eye or anything
In twd, Lee could lose his arm iirc and you would have to play the rest of the game without an arm. I wish there were more things like that in this game. The only thing I can remember that can a permanent change on your character is the dog drawing on your backpack from when you lose the dice game to daniel
>destroying the mexican border
They did it in real life, so they basically won.
Brother what are you talking about the border is more militarized than it's ever been.
Trump's build a wall shitflinging still lead to a slightly increased border budget, and the budget never decreased under Biden, it's just that the optics around it was focused on making it look negative under trump to make him look bad and a non-issue under Biden to make him look good, it's simple political media stuff.