Me got Rockstation 5
What me play God of Stone?
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Me got Rockstation 5
What me play God of Stone?
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Rockstation 5 has no rocks
>rockstation
>no rocks
It like Thak's new word blocks, it rhyme
Cave Dweller Bad 4
Best thread on Ganker right now
>rockstation 5
No stones. Return to long nose tribe
ME HATE ROCKSTATION. ME GOT GAMECLUB
>gameclub wiggle
HA HA grug laugh at you
Rock of Ages
me heard rockstation's fire from play better when rockstation standing.
Sometimes ogg wonder what point in life
Sometimes ogg just want put rock to head and smash it in
Gurg live to play rocks, watch stars.
some reason me think ogg go make many song
>Ogg want to bash himself
Ogg is crotch changer!
xbone better rockstation
me not sure about x rocks. only one good game called wheelhat: combat unevolved
Grug no ask
Your hand white
Stickbox stronger
What took humanity so long to make vidya and why is it advancing so fast?
what you mean rocks are store on cloud?
OHHH hope they no fall on head again!
funds are safu
Me climb up mountain and try put many rock on cloud, but all fall right through. Me think Gabe just having laugh.
cloud came down other day. got scared. rocks were ok. family gone.
Board games and even early forms of D&D existed since ancient Egypt, possibly earlier. Turning it into "video games" needed us to first understand transistors and then figure out how to make them a literal billion times smaller.
for
RRUGH! BIG WORD - ANGRY! ME KILL YOU!
I was kind of surprised by how fricking old dice are, even the word goes back before Latin.
Wait Yugioh was real?!?!
What if I told you that the stupid knockoff game designed by Duke Devlin was actually closer to reality?
grug think female grugs look weird in new rocks
Long nose tribe come and say art grug no make she grug pretty because make she grug feel bad. Me want put long nose in funny smell cave again.
Was mistake to let grugette work as rock carver. Before, only grug carve rock and make many round fertile grugette. Now grugettes say rock not look like real grugette, need make less round! Less fertile!
they need to do way instain grugette
ROCKSTATION BAD, NO ROCKS. ME GOT GRUGTENDO STICK, MUCH BETTER.
lol
grug think the stick will burn when playing rocknite
>grugtendo
>rocks
Gunga confused why grugtendies think pebbles are rock
Haha woodento fans use wood because fans too weak to ever break wood
Grug need man stone, harder to break
Grug easily break wood
Wood for children
for me, it's grugtendo stick
for me, it's portable nut
Grug no like that all new roks black. Grug think that long nose tribe make rocks black on purpose.
THIS ROCK STALE
How grobb know rock stale? You make mouth noise to Ogg that say you eat rock? You no berry muncher... you rock muncher! Ahaha! Ogg belly hurt from laugh! And your belly hurt from rock! OOOUUGH OUGHOHOUUGH OUGH!!!!!
<rocktstion
BC better race.
BC do what rockstation do but better.
GRUGS LOOK AT MY ROCKSTATION, BURN UP WHILE PLAYING FINAL STONE 16
GRUG ANGRY
grug agree, grurg paided 500 berries plus berry tax for rockstation from slanted eye grugs, now it can't play stones...
>dum ass buy rockstation 5
rockstation 5 no game
not no why
>using a rockstation
>when finger Paint Cave exist
PaintChad where you at?
Me pray to paint spirit now. No need finger paint.
This is not how people spoke back then. Its a misconception.
more like pisscumsemen
Heyoooo am I right fellas?
*kills you*
>nerd grug telling other how ooga booga speak
>meanwhile me boonga chad fricking my 30th comcubine (male urg)
loser grugs stay in cave and bang rock
chad grugs leave cave and bang grugette
eat grass
get snu-snu
You never be real grugette. You no bear gruglings, you no have wet cave, you no have bleeds. You are berrypicker twisted by herb and witchdoctor into crude mockery of Gaia.
I get my rocks from the river, no pay single shiny stone
you mad rock carver?
ONE ROCK
ME NO KNOW WHY
>zoomer humor
lil grug no zoom
he rock n' roll
>year 100mer humor
Chief Manygames promise new rock
But this rock same as rock from last harvest!
Chief just polish it and ask same price!
Why is Cloud so angry at Claire's gun?
Ugh, grug-o sandgen
grug must ask fellow grugs, what stones are worth 70 berries? we see rockstation stones in this cave not worth even 20 berries.
Rock Be Sad 5
grug copy cave drawing into stone when no one look.
grug pay zero berries for stone.
grug no play with rockstation anymore
grug only collect rock ladies now
Gurg want see more
grug considering mating with hand to grugette rocks
long nose tribe took rock ladies away. west cave fallen
several must die
post berry paste
Grugette need eat less berry. Big grugette attract sabretooth, bad for tribe.
grug is a berry picker
i cave-paint grug on rock
Frick off outside man. Leave grug to play with rock and small grug
>resort call other grug berry picker
I accept your rockcession
>grug smash rock lady all he want
>never break
>never leave
>always at grug's side
grug mom no find enough berries to trade for rockstation and sticktendo, grug only get sticktendo, sticktendo best no want rockstation anyway rockstation for grug likers!!
grug think long nose tribe use berry pickers to ruin rock industry. grug tired of many dark skin tribe in grug's rocks
>grug go rockstop to trade old rocks grug no play anymore for shiny
>gruk at rockstop only give grug rockstop credit but grug want shiny
>gruk also try to make grug carve grug name into stone so rockstop can send grug glygh stone every full moon for rest of grug life
>grug no want but gruk no hear say must carve name for trade
>gruh go home
>fricking rockstop
many words
me no read
you do
all tribe happy
no ask
Why new rocks take so much space in cave and yet toss much worse than old rocks? No feel good, no look good, why rockmakers keep putting twigs and leaves on rock? Rock no need that but they keep do it.
Rockfinders who dont like rock find rock now. Tell grug to feel bad for like rock. Frick rockfinder, grug always steal rock.
Old rock made by shaman who know earth and spirit. No shaman in village anymore.
Me see Grog try be shaman, but no longer go by Grog, now say he Groggina, Still wear big beard and have no hair on head, yet wear clothes like Grugette. Why he try make rocks now when he no even like rocks, me think we bash him on skull.
Tribe killed shaman because rock too heavy for women and children, new shaman make rock now of leaves and sticks so women can toss rock
Me miss old shaman
blame blackrock
BC grugs use big word always
Grunga think BC grugs think they more gooder cause they rockputer made from hands of young dead chung
Make Grunga ANGRY
Make Grunga want rape BC grugs
/cave/ no even play rocks. No even like rocks. Only complain about brown oggs and not-oggs. All so tiresome
go back to gruggit
/cave/ full
You no even go outside. "go back", "you will never be a gruggette". Only have rock in life and still no even enjoy it.
I play lot of rock, most bad but there still good rock falling off cliff sometime. Play more rock. Brown ogg not live in head. Gruggette no matter. Be free, think of sun
>go outside
>in cloud cry time
i gruggy-wuggy.
>rockstation 5
rockstation 4 only have one rock
why get rockstation 5?
What else get? Rockbox has no rock in it. Rockputer keep falling over. Rocktendo look like rock from ten harvests ago.
find old rock. old rock good rock.
Hah console rocks suck. None of them Show more than 30 cavepaintings per second! Building your own Rock is cheaper and easier
is crushed brown bean juice good for grug?
It good for grug but ground bean water make butt angry
Poop much
Nintengrug punish ooga for chanting their old rocks for no shiny
But ooga ask why nintengrug don't offer old rocks for shiny except every full moon?
Me think Bertar have point.
Me think others on 4bush should go outside cave and find cave lady of their own.
Grug got question. I trade 70 berries for my Rock game. But neighbor grug told me my Rock could be stolen anytime so its not really my Rock. Was he right or is he just a moon whorshiper?
Me hope you got real rock and not cave painting rock, Shaman can take any time he want. Better to take cave painting rock for no berries or from rock seller like cdrocks.
>Better to take cave painting rock for no berries
Grug thinks that is stealing.
Neighbor grug smart
Rock can be taken any time
You no own rock
Berries better spent at McGrugs me think
No sense. Grug can die anytime. So life not belong to me?
Life no have meaning
But that no mean life have no meaning
Grug think Life is what grug makes it
If me grug want rock he get rock
If you grug want meaning you find it
Thanks fellow grug for the white berry. Too many Grugs eat Black berries and get sad.
>grug see grugtendo find new rock
>new grugtendo rock look good, not like most new rock that look bad
>but rock new and /cave/ say new rock always bad
>grugtendo new rock must be fake good
>he still on rockstation and xbone
>he not build own stonetop
>stonetop rocking
>other grug spend shiny rock on play rock
>me smart grug get new cave, full of rock
my new cave, what other grug think?
grug really squat like this and see no problem
grugettes wouldn't understand grug cave
grugstation has no rocks
>grug hunts
>grug goes to cave
>grug sleeps
grug only play rock when sky spirits furious
how can grug anger sky spirits?
>grug hunts
This is your problem. Tell tribe you are sad for many moons. Grug did this and I dont need to hunt again. Can play in cave all Sun and moon
Rock toxic and need change
Have seashell instead rock now
rock industry collapse if not made of rock
>Grug travel many moon for good rock.
>Darkskin tribe chase grug away with stick
>Redskin tribe rock contain many twospirit
>Neanderthal tribe rock very rough, chip easy
>Long nose tribe tell Grug rock need more twospirit and darkskin
Grug now visit narrow eye tribe, wish grug luck
narrow eye tribe make best rock and grugette
Grug think narrow eye tribe overungaged. /cave/ need stop hand mating to narrow eyes, they rocks all same and put Grug sleep.
stop listen longnose tribe. it ok for grug like pretty grugette
Grug HATE longnose. Grug HATE narrow eye too. Grug want SMASH both. Grug want Gruggette have more butt, but longnose say bad. Narrow eye no do big butt, only milk. Grug want RAPE longnose and narrow eye.
Narrow eye Tribe make rock too small for grug
Are there any funny simulation type cavemen games?
Step 1. Go out of house
Step 2. You are now play Grug
me no find rock
me find metal
hm. maybe search rock wikileaf, sound like you skip parts
no, shiny metal in grog eye
>grug go to village
>rock rater there
>tell grug new rock no have oggs and gruggetes so rock bad
I hate rock rater
Grug say he hate rock rater, but then new rock get big big number from rock rater and Grug yell to other Grug about new rock being best rock. Why Grugs do this all sun and moon?
Long nose tribe say more berries on field now, so Grug must pay 70 berries for rock.
Grug think 70 too much. 60 was better.
grug not pay more than 20 berries for rock. long nose rock not good anyway. all made by berry picker and rock only have darkskin tribe
Long nose tribe say they have many berry, but actually have only few berry. They hold grug berry, but if all grugs ask for berries, they have not enough for every grug.
Long nose tribe needs to be put back into funny smelling cave, and for real this time.
homorock ruin game
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GRUG SCARED
WHAT FRICK GRUG DO TO TREE LIMB?!?!?!
WHY HOT?!!
grug fool, fire like this is why water will come
grug must freeze to stop water
Grug think 30 sparks a wolf cry is no good enough for latest rock
AAAAHH SKY LIGHT ON GROUND! IT SIGN GODS MAD KILL THAT GRUG
>Grug still no know fire
Your tribe still like 30 winters ago, I laugh and slap belly
Tribe with no fire is berry picker tribe
Fire good, fire strong
Fire make meat good, tribe with no fire no have good meat
Only berries
>rockvidia
Grek
Grug has seen bigger
Grug have rockstation can make big fire
Grugs look at this and see no problem
>no Grug, Grog, Grag carving
Shit cave
me asking mom if can go to you cave to play rockstation
me see Shaman run around with big stone, say it more fun than rock. How he make stone move on it's own? Grug no understand, me think Shaman play big trick again, just like long nose tribe try do for many moon.
>square hole in round rock
how shaman do, grug genuine
What square
Grug no know
What that? Look like Grug pee pee fits
Me thinks Grug Howard tell lies.
Grug think no one like Rockfield
Grug drop Rockfield, empty with no rocks
Rock Howard know grug will fix rock for rock howard. Rock howard do this many season.
grug howard say grug climb mountain but grug no can climb
grug howard rock not work until grug friend make addon rock
grug think grug howard no make good rock
GRUG STUCK IN SMALL CAVE! THOUGHT MANY ROCK INSIDE BUT ONLY SMALLER CAVE, HELP GRUG!
what if break grug legs
what if take grug apart and pull out small pieces easy
put grug back together under sky when bigger and can fit grug
ROCK STUCK
ROCK STUCK
WE DEAD
>RockCraft 3 repainted
Grug hates Lizard
Fireplace master race, grog no play rock platform. they children toy. maybe when you grow up you know that strong man use fireplace
>fireplace inside small cave
>no rivercooling
>rivercooling diverts even a little
>fireplace ruined
me stick to wind
>fireplace hurt Grug if get too close
>fireplace not even last one sun and moon
Meanwhile rock last many long time and always good to toss. Me think fireplace big big scam from longnose tribe to keep buy stick and twigs.
You poor hunter to afford sticks and twigs
Me hunt big hog, enough to feed village
Shaman gives me sticks for firestation
>*smash* *slurp*
>Aaaahhhh... Yep, EarthQuake 3, now THAT was good game.
>CaveNite? Me no like zoomer games now. Too slow. Like games that use big head.
>EarthQuake cave still big mad about Circle
it been like 20 moons why you no get over it?
Grug, when you stop play with rock? Rock no good. Need learn spear and hunt mammoth. Help the tribe.
Shaman say Grug have Rocktism. Long nose tribe say me no need hunt anymore.
why grug help tribe when long nose and pink hair and darkskin not help tribe
Long nose tribe is Grug best hunting partner, but still sad over holobunga. Whole six long nose forced into funny smelling cave by Grug tribe!
Grug should give long nose berrys until long nose forgive grug.
Six long nose no fit in those cave
Grug mommy say grug can play rock in deep cave as long as grug need. Grug mommy bring grug meat in shape of lizard. Grug has seen 32 hot season next moon.
Grug like rock
But this rock make grug feel...different
nice rock gro
Graggot.
Grug must seek help against Long nose tribe
Lose nose tribe adding strange berrys to river again. Grug only drink sky water and grug fell normal again.
Why Grug panting and feel hot??
>pay many rocks to join mammoth hunt
>say bad word
>rocks stolen
>say nog
>berries taken
what grug do now
Grug think fellow grug should see shaman
Grug think you grug sad
You grug be happy if around grugs of other tribes
You grug tell shaman open grug tribe cave to all
>shaman want grug dick
>shaman already take part of it
shaman said cut normal
Cut clean
Grug think cut better than no cut
No cut gross, no cut no clean
Grug wife and grug wife grug friend think cut good too
grug can decide if cut clean when grug old
now grug can't
>say bad word
Why Grug say nogger? It hard not to?
nig nog
Grog remembers old tribe said nogger all time on Rock Squack
new tribes eat moss and cry on twigger
nogger tribe say nogger just fine but when grug say nogger grug get rock stolen. grug not understand
Grug ancestor did harm to nogger tribe. Grug no forget that.
grug not hurt nogger tribe. grug do nothing wrong. but nogger tribe do most rock smash of all tribe. grug think long nose behind this
me go hunting with other tribemen
>Ugg go to cave, see painting say "Rockstation have pebbles"
>Ugg buy Rockstation, find very few exclusive pebbles. Rockstation mainly have pebbles Ugg has already used
>Ugg look at Grog playing with his Grinding Rockputer, it use many Rockstation pebbles, it also use Rocktendo pebbles and has its own pebbles
>Ugg look at Dugg playing Rocktendo, it pebbles not as shiny but there are many and he enjoying them
>Ugg return to cave and leave angry paintings
Grug wonder why everyone in Ganker tribe all have same name
Grug is good name, only berrypicker use other.
Grug like river stones more than rock
>smooth
>shiny
>small so many fit in hand
Grug think stone is for old men and shamans
New thing is river stones
>rock
>stone
THEY SAME YOU UNGA BUNGA
RIVER STONE FIT IN POCKET
RIVER STONE IS FREE UNLIKE ROCK WHICH TAKES MANY BERRIES
RIVER STONES WILL REPLACE ROCK
why Froot hate upside down tribe?
Grug bust on rocktroller. Now pepples sticking.
Frungo have large rock stuck in back hole, send help
Do not ask how happen
Don't mind me guys just going for some air
YOU AM GODS
GET BACK IN
GRUGLAND NEED NO OCEANSNAKE
Grug went to forrest to play with grug pee place in peace. Big light in sky, but not big fire like day. Two thing, ugly thing, give grug small thing. It had little man inside. He jump and wahoo. Grug smash, evil magic. Ugly thing hits grug and grug sleep. Grug go home with sore ass when grug wake.
Grug leave smear poop on cave wall of Grug
Grug go hunt
Grug return, expect many (Oog)s
smearpoop gone
Grug exiled for 3 moons
scoop for free tribe not very free, Grug reset Root
Grug need take herbs
americans are literal cavemen LOL
saw one of these flying in person today
loud as frick
>grug playing rock toss again other tribe
>others tribe bad at rock toss
>see other tribe members use sharp rock
>sharp rock kills elder
>shaman bans him and takes sharp rock
>doesn't matter since he come back need moon and use another sharp rock
I hate playing rock toss with other tribe, always using sharp rock when not to
grug mad he tribe not smart rike ching tribe
Yellow tribe full of sharp rock users
Me hate playing rock toss with Yellow tribe
yellow tribe rock look scary but not strong. grug longrock is harder and not break
Tribe of Far East made big cave painting. East Man tell Grug that spirit of Great Leaping Man lives in painting. Grug think it is FAKE PAINTING. With FAKE SPIRIT. Grugs of the East... LIARS.
how did we went from rock and stone to motherfricking sweatshops and personal computers?
We found out that some of those rocks and stones did funny things when you bash them together a certain way.
why did we do that though
Thousands of years of doing random dumb shit. Someone ate the berries, someone ate the rotten apples, someone lifted up the burning twig. It keeps cascading and the gift of communication spread the ideas.
trial and error
being bored
random thoughts
Grug is like rock by Gorg, Grug copy rock from Gorg. But Gorg get angry and say Grug steal rock of Gorg.