Me? I'm a Caesar man.
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is the legion just another enclave
Being a citizen in Legion territory sounds comfy. Never having to worry about crime, stable rates when trading with the Legion and little to no taxation.
Also having a currency with inherit value instead of caps and NCR paper.
You'd never have to worry about being drafted, as they only want tribal children they can raise and indoctrinate.
The only downside would be no drinking, but maybe that's only for the Legionnaires.
Man i really like that map
What's the star south of Legion tho?
you for a cool looking glove
nothin personnel cesar
[Intelligence] So you should know it's "see-zar" and not "kaiser", dumbass larper mutt.
[Terrifying Presence] Shut the frick before I have my Praetorians hack you to death with machetes for my entertainment
moron alert. The original Latin pronunciation is Kaiser you fricking idiot. I bet you didn’t know that “veni vidi vici” or actually pronounced “weni, widi wiki”
Ancient Roman latin was quiet different from medieval and modern church Latin.
Why don't you go back to weni widi wikipedia you fricking dork
Don’t call based caeser dumb mutt larper when you’re a fricking moronic Hispanic mutt larper who only knows about rome from video games and tv.
Erm.. okay I am going to trust a wikipedia warrior over 2000 years of church history. yeah okay buddy(moron)
>only knows about rome from a larper faction from a videogame
yap yap yap go hit the gym fatass
I started a new playthrough a few days ago
this time I'm doing NCR run
I shoot every Legion motherfricker on sight
Get that bear dick out yo bussy playa
I am the only LaniusChad. I stand alone in this lonely world, everyone against me. But I am armed with the most important weapon, the truth. The Truth that Lanius is objectively the best ending, and everyone else is moronic and wasn't paying attention
Redpill me
The Truthbomb is that Caesar's understanding of the Legion is incorrect. To sort of reiterate Caesar's plan: take your tribal gaygits and their LARP culture, take over NCR territory, absorb some of its institutions and population, get the strongest traits of each. The issue is that Caesar doesn't really recognize that the Legion has literally been doing that with every tribe it conquers and is completely different from when he first started smoking peace pipes with the Blackfoots. Ulysses points this out, the Legion is completely unrecognizable from when he first discovered Hoover Dam and went to go cry like a little homosexual in the Divide. The Legion's strength is in its ability to absorb these tribes and their culture, add it to their own monoculture, and adapt to the circumstances of the Wasteland. Plopping down and squatting in the Strip while LARPing as Romans is the opposite of what the Legion should do. The Legion should be looking to continue its expansion even after the 2nd Battle of Hoover Dam. Now as for Lanius, people tend to think he is a dumbfrick because Caesar paints him out to be a dumbfrick. But Caesar is the actual dumbfrick, he has absolute tunnel vision on the Mojave. Lanius *knows* that the Mojave is a trap, he even acknowledges this when the Courier hits him with the old "If west then no east???" Despite this, Lanius makes it fukken work, he literally comes up with a plan that not even House had considered, just bust in and go through the Dam instead of over-top lol. But that is him just being a military mastermind. However, he also does show genuine concern over the long term health of the Legion. Back to the "if west then east", Lanius chooses to retreat even under the threat of death because he *knows* the Legion could collapse. There are more Laniuspills but character limit
Doesn't Lanius only care about ceasar? i swear theres a line where he says he has no loyalty to the actual legion itself
Given that he can be convinced to retreat from Hoover Dam for the good of the Legion even in direct violation of Caesar's will, no. He does not only care about Caesar.
Even though the game explicitly tells you the legion will fall apart when he dies and things will be even worse than before the legion came?
Death of the author
People really need to treat death of the author as a discussion tool and not "I reject your reality and substitute it with my own"
Death of the author refers to context given outside the source material. This is all in-game.
>t. NCR demoralization shill
>the game explicitly
NO! Characters within the game tell you that. Characters with their own personal biases and misunderstandings of the World. Point to the characters who say this, and you will find people that are either citizens of the NCR or have made massive errors in judgement in the past.
There's also the fact that if Caesar dies in game, the Legion can still take Hoover Dam and the ending slides say nothing about a Legion collapse.
>Sure, they say it'll eventually collapse and never provide any reason to believe the contrary, but the legion kept on keepin on for a couple days, so I'll keep my faith in the fasc.
Again, biased characters say it will collapse. As
points out, in a Lanius Legion ending, they don't say
>and then the dumbass Courier watched the Legion epically collapse
But hey, that's just ambiguous, not certain. I will follow up by saying the argument for "Legion will collapse" is that the Legion are all loyal to Caesar and not the Legion itself. Except you can talk to literally every major figure in the Legion and they don't express this sentiment in the slightest. Talk to Vulpes about Caesar's Legion, he doesn't say "oh yeah I kind of like the bald guy in charge." He starts by describing the strength of the Legion's culture. He barely even mentions Caesar, only if you specifically ask does he dickride him. And nor does he indicate he would refuse to follow Lanius. Lucius, the head of the Praetorians, shows absolutely no concern over Lanius's leadership. Literally none of them are running around saying "Man frick Lanius, I was here for the bald guy, and the bald guy only. I don't like the Legion itself". The entire claim that the Legion will fall to infighting is just unfounded conjecture by NCR citizens and blind optimism by House, the same guy who somehow thinks a row of Casinos and a bunch of slums can somehow build a spacefaring empire.
>the same guy who somehow thinks a row of Casinos and a bunch of slums can somehow build a spacefaring empire.
I mean, he made a second fortune in 7 years, i'd trust the guy to know what he's talking about
don't knock House like that homie. Us Housechads and Legionchads have to stick together against NCRtrannies and independentgays
when who dies
I killed Caesar and a few quest later we took over the hoover dam like it's nothing
Caesar makes Courier heir. Tells his goons that he was raising his child in secret this whole time. Boom
>Caesar makes Courier heir.
Based headcanon sharer
>go back to Goodsprings for medical attention
>random Deathclaw appears and kills Easy Pete
This has happened 3 times now
>Nuke the NCR
>Assassinate Kimball
>Kill Hanlon
>Slaughter all NCR encampments
>Save Caesar
Accelerate the death of the NCR
>Implying you aren't doing NCR a favor by killing Kimball
Why can't Legiongays think with their brains and not "muh dick muhfugga"?
Kimballs a moron but assassinating him rapes NCR moral, a bunch of tribals just butchered their leader and devoured his corpse on stage.
what happens if you KILL EM ALL
>roman larpers led by a moron with brain damage
yeah this seems like the faction some homosexuals would idolize