A separate pocket dimension for each visitor so nobody has to talk to anyone else or be judged for your selection of games. It will still allow one 8/10 girl to wander in, oblivious to your heavy breathing from behind the strategy guide stand.
>doors are cased in tape >inside is filled with walls that divide the store by console >nearby, someone's blasting galo sengen >oblivious anon brought his sister >spaghetti-droppers are fumbling around her >aspies are off in a corner, mumbling about their bones hurting >urine bottles line the game stations >richgays are bragging about being able to play handball 17
I just wanted to do the first letter of every line.
I will likely never have enough money to pull this off, but one of my dreams is to have a space where i can invite my friends and family and have it be a hangout spot and have screens and i would show all my pirated media for them for free. i dont know if it would be a store or event space or whatnot as i know its illegal but itd be cool to have a designate spot for my friends where we could meet and hang out and also i could get a projector and show them the latest kinos i torrented. maybe i set up some computers there too and they can play my pirated games, listen to my pirtated music, read pirated comics etc. almost like a personal arcade for me and my friends but its all pirated media
at one point my local Gamestop started hiring nothing but cute girls to work there but that was like 8 years ago I wonder if we lived in a society where they could just say we only hire cute girls if they would be doing better now
god how come no one here knows what a shower is
It's the thing that you drink water from
>showering with a hose
battletoads
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Boss, tell your new cashier that the WiiU is not a retro console.
it is
Wow. There's no games here! Or anyone who plays them!
welcome to Ganker
Why does the retailer keep trying to shove DataEast clones on me when I just want the real deal they ripped from?
One copy of your latest AA Japanese fanservice game please
WHERE ARE THE FRICKING VIDYA, THIS IS FRICKING FUNKOPOPS OF TWITTER USERS
Where's the visual novel section?
I want to try the new Turkey Hymen remake.
>Where's the visual novel section?
visual novels are NOT real games
>Click bad option
Game over screen :O
>Click good option
Continue route :O
Hey excuse me sir, I'm looking for a copy of GTA V, but all I can find are terrible Japanese games that aren't even translated.
ya got any Pokémon cards?
no
Unironically speaking, what would a gaming store ran by people who frequent Ganker and that only serves Ganker regulars be like?
i shudder
A separate pocket dimension for each visitor so nobody has to talk to anyone else or be judged for your selection of games. It will still allow one 8/10 girl to wander in, oblivious to your heavy breathing from behind the strategy guide stand.
A chill hangout spot, then suddenly redditors and shills flood in squashing everyone else out
It wouldn't have any video games, I can tell you that much
I will be bankrupt in just 1 day
>doors are cased in tape
>inside is filled with walls that divide the store by console
>nearby, someone's blasting galo sengen
>oblivious anon brought his sister
>spaghetti-droppers are fumbling around her
>aspies are off in a corner, mumbling about their bones hurting
>urine bottles line the game stations
>richgays are bragging about being able to play handball 17
I just wanted to do the first letter of every line.
I will likely never have enough money to pull this off, but one of my dreams is to have a space where i can invite my friends and family and have it be a hangout spot and have screens and i would show all my pirated media for them for free. i dont know if it would be a store or event space or whatnot as i know its illegal but itd be cool to have a designate spot for my friends where we could meet and hang out and also i could get a projector and show them the latest kinos i torrented. maybe i set up some computers there too and they can play my pirated games, listen to my pirtated music, read pirated comics etc. almost like a personal arcade for me and my friends but its all pirated media
Reddit thread
So uh... what's behind the beaded curtain?
the adult film section
$79 bucks for Twisted Metal 3? Frick you.
at one point my local Gamestop started hiring nothing but cute girls to work there but that was like 8 years ago I wonder if we lived in a society where they could just say we only hire cute girls if they would be doing better now
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