Please do not do this. We've lost so many interns to that in the last three years alone that they actually banned licker creation for anyone under B clearance.
Oh there's still terror happening. We took lickers from the lower clearances but still authorized the creation of hunters. Turns out a disconcerting number of our new staff had some rather exotic tastes. Heard one guy muttering something about puffy cloacas at lunch today. Can't wait to read the incident report.
oh really? nice, that's something to look forward to
do you think they'll break the record for "incident that got security called the quickest"?
Who the frick keeps cumming on everything.
depending on the place and the time it could be a lot of fricking people, ranging from interns to certain higher ups i can't really refer to by name
sometimes they get caught and subsequently chased by the janitors across the halls, fricking hilarious
Those guys at R&D tried turning BOWs into house appliances. I was so looking forward to their biological toilet with integrated bidet. Unfortunately the product tester kept getting eaten so the project was shelved indefinitely.
Have you guys been playing anything good recently? I wish there was this genre that scared you but also made you think on how to deal with enemies and ammo. A couple puzzles would be cool.
Anyways, I've taken 4 shifts in a row, a couple cups of coffee every hour: gotta stay awake when in the NEST, am I right? Maybe some big-shot will see me all involved and talk to my manager about a promotion
They can't stop progress. By the way can someone call security? Some weirdo's been outside our door punching the decorative rocks and screaming about some guys named Ethan and Leon fricking his sister. It's scaring some of the workers.
I know it's not really OUR right to ask but, why are we cloning so much of this ONE woman? Do the higher ups run have orgy parties with them??? If so how do i join?
>why are we cloning so much of this ONE woman?
Reasons. >Do the higher ups run have orgy parties with them???
No, shut up. >If so how do i join?
Depends, how compatible are you with the Nemesis Program?
I remember a rookie managed to get a licker to toss his salad. he didn't survive, but there was almost as much cum as there was blood when they cleaned his corpse up.
Frick you, John you fricking hack.
You stole my fricking Powerpoint presentation on that shark subject
Everybody on the floor knows you can't even make a 3D chart to save your life.
imagine getting a blowjob from a licker
Please do not do this. We've lost so many interns to that in the last three years alone that they actually banned licker creation for anyone under B clearance.
i'm gonna miss hearing the newbies scream in terror across the hall
Oh there's still terror happening. We took lickers from the lower clearances but still authorized the creation of hunters. Turns out a disconcerting number of our new staff had some rather exotic tastes. Heard one guy muttering something about puffy cloacas at lunch today. Can't wait to read the incident report.
oh really? nice, that's something to look forward to
do you think they'll break the record for "incident that got security called the quickest"?
depending on the place and the time it could be a lot of fricking people, ranging from interns to certain higher ups i can't really refer to by name
sometimes they get caught and subsequently chased by the janitors across the halls, fricking hilarious
Not a chance, it could be a thousand years from now and Linda will still hold that record. A fricking elephant BOW. Who makes a fricking elephant BOW?
>Blowjob
I use mine as a bidet
Those guys at R&D tried turning BOWs into house appliances. I was so looking forward to their biological toilet with integrated bidet. Unfortunately the product tester kept getting eaten so the project was shelved indefinitely.
God I wish I could feel the NE-α type parasite crawl up inside my bussy
That can be arranged.
Rain OR Shine, anon. Rain or Shine.
It's not even raining. Ffs, I'm changing jobs.
Have you guys been playing anything good recently? I wish there was this genre that scared you but also made you think on how to deal with enemies and ammo. A couple puzzles would be cool.
Anyways, I've taken 4 shifts in a row, a couple cups of coffee every hour: gotta stay awake when in the NEST, am I right? Maybe some big-shot will see me all involved and talk to my manager about a promotion
Don't be silly man, a game like that would never get popular
I've been reading some articles about our company online lately... we're not the bad guys... are we?
It's fine, who's gonna stop us?
They can't stop progress. By the way can someone call security? Some weirdo's been outside our door punching the decorative rocks and screaming about some guys named Ethan and Leon fricking his sister. It's scaring some of the workers.
Who the frick keeps cumming on everything.
Shit hit the fan in sub level 3, the GIG-α Black folk have broken containment.
Fricking hell, AGAIN? Just get someone to let loose some chickens in their holding cells, the problem will sort itself out.
Is too late for me bruh One of dem got me in da face with a dook an I's gots to find me a wy woman LORDY
>sub level 3
They always made fun of me for only having level 2 clearance, who's laughing now
does blackrock back Umbrella?
I know it's not really OUR right to ask but, why are we cloning so much of this ONE woman? Do the higher ups run have orgy parties with them??? If so how do i join?
>why are we cloning so much of this ONE woman?
Reasons.
>Do the higher ups run have orgy parties with them???
No, shut up.
>If so how do i join?
Depends, how compatible are you with the Nemesis Program?
JANNIE TO SUB LEVEL 1
I REPEAT JANNIE CLEAN UP THE SURPRISE I LEFT IN SUB LEVEL 1 BATHROOM.
Why the frick does everyone call that weird Birkin guy the "Resident Evil"?
I am once again petitioning management to acknowledge that "bio-organic" is redundant. A bio-organic weapon is as stupid as a shooting-blasting gun.
You guys ever wonder what would happen if containment broke and our experiments escaped into the public? Sometimes it keeps me up at night
that's ridiculous, the UBCS would handle it.
I remember a rookie managed to get a licker to toss his salad. he didn't survive, but there was almost as much cum as there was blood when they cleaned his corpse up.
Frick you, John you fricking hack.
You stole my fricking Powerpoint presentation on that shark subject
Everybody on the floor knows you can't even make a 3D chart to save your life.
Sorry for being late to work, had to frick my eons old bloodshifter egyptian wife...
wheres my fricking pepsi