Sometimes I think the people here that tell me here that things aren't getting worse IRL might actually have a point, but stuff like reminds me that they're either gaslighting or shitposting.
Aww c'mon British food at least lets you have beans and eggs as well as sausages, did I tell you about scones, pudding and a lot of other shit? Hell I would be fine just mainly those. You would only starve if you were too poor to afford a good british food.
Sounds like your only exposure has been those solely from Melbourne. Melbourne is the New York of Australia, and like every major city in the world it houses the worst and least reflective of a nation's total character.
>even though they have banter
I have never met an Australian online who can handle banter or dish out decent banter.
Aussie zoomers and alphies cant handle bants anymore because they're all goodie two-shoes social media addicts who worry about hurt fee-fees.
if you want aussies with bants you want 30~60yo day-drinkers who work in trades
What's funny is that we essentially were.
We had the White Australia policy and zero immigration for decades.
Now we are slowly becoming the turd world with rich overlords.
the Dutch were basically big blond israelites. there wasn't any money in this big infertile desert that didn't even have any decent ports (with 17th century tech). the Dutch would rather take some nutmeg off of a tropical Pacific island and maybe frick some tropical islanders.
shit, what the hell are *we* all on this anime site for.
>what colonial power would have dealt with the native problem more thoroughly?
Literally any of them
The Brits were the only ones with even a mote of decency towards the local fauna
>The Brits were the only ones with even a mote of decency towards the local fauna
Other way around
Brits are the only ones who ethnically replaced locals in their colonies
Spaniards mixed with them, and French/Belgians tried to assimilate them (and faied)
None
Anglos are the only one who practiced mass settlement of whites and ethnic replacement of natives in their colonies, which is why Australia, America and Canada became first world.
If Australia had been French, they would have barely sent any Europeans there and the place would be majority abo (aka an awful shithole with an average IQ of 55)
Why does nobody actually talk about this game on Ganker? One of the most played games on steam daily yet its only posted here for Ganker or /misc/ shitposting
People have spite for the game because of the players
For some reason people playing as Germany makes morons seethe uncontrollably for example.
As for myself I only play as Byzantium in these games
>Treaty of Trianon where Hungary gets completely exiled from Europe
>Ganker is shit for actual discussion most of the time >a fricking paradox game >a fricking gsg >fricking hoi4
Even in the "best" places for discussing it it's still an absolute shitshow.
It's true, if only Poland didn't refuse Danzig , Poland wasn't even a democracy, they literally invaded Czechoslovakia a year before, France and the UK had 0 reason to help them, the Ukraine of their time
They didn't protect Poland because of any sense of morals, they did it because they wanted to stop Germany getting too strong as Germany was the largest and most immediate threat to them. >if only Poland didn't refuse Danzig
Becoming a landlocked country is a very not good thing.
>They didn't protect Poland because of any sense of morals, they did it because they wanted to stop Germany getting too strong as Germany was the largest and most immediate threat to them.
It is fricking disgusting that you germans recorded and remembered this border gore.
It should've been suppressed and destroyed. It is more disturbing than any blasphemy, more horrific than any atrocity. I would rather watch auschwitz footage or the rape of nanking than this fricking holy roman empire exclave shit
Shame Hitler only realized Italy was useless during the war, he literally planned on backstabbing them after
Baldy got dragged into the war by Hitler even though the military high command predicted Italy to be ready for total war by 19 fricking 45
Should've just never signed the pact of sneed, would've been better for both of them.
crazy history fact: they never should've done WW2 at all. the whole thing sucked for pretty much everyone except America
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This, Britain shouldn't have guaranteed the Poles.
3 months ago
Anonymous
France should've intervened the rhineland militarization and paradropped on berlin
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Anonymous
If you knew anything about how fricked France was at that time, you wouldn't suggest that.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Calm down captain history class I'm making a HoI4 joke in the HoI4 thread
3 months ago
Anonymous
That makes even less sense then, since doing so causes a civil war to beak out in-game.
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Does it? I swear you can just declare war the moment they remilitarize the Rhine just fine, it's just really hard because France is debuffed to shit
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not exactly ww2 but the winter war was alright for finland. they didn't become a ussr puppet or get annexed and they keep telling everyone that they were the only ones who succeeded in defeating the russians
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>lost their second most populated city and their northern port >we won!
3 months ago
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they killed more people than their enemy. it looks like winning to me
3 months ago
Anonymous
The only thing they accomplished was training the soviets
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We also got some really good music from it
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It's true, if only Poland didn't refuse Danzig , Poland wasn't even a democracy, they literally invaded Czechoslovakia a year before, France and the UK had 0 reason to help them, the Ukraine of their time
3 months ago
Anonymous
You don't understand, the second temple has fallen, millions must die
>Baldy got dragged into the war by Hitler
Holy frick anon, Hitler was LIVID that Mussonlini intervened in WW2. He wanted him to stay technically neutral so he could function as a backdoor for trade.
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Wtf. How can he stay neutral while he was warring in Africa before Hitler even invaded Poland lmao
3 months ago
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>he was warring in Africa before Hitler even invaded Poland
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moron
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>he was warring in Africa before Hitler even invaded Poland
>wojak samegay doesn't even know what Ethiopia is
3 months ago
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Double moron
3 months ago
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Yes yes you are
3 months ago
Anonymous
the Ethiopian wars of which youre speaking of ended like 2 years beforehand, why would they have any effect on whether he was neutral in WW2
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Wrong anon
3 months ago
Anonymous
Because no one really gives a shit if you are invading barbarians.
>take an old franchise, beloved for its esoteric but soulful complexity >release a new iteration designed to be fully accessible so that every youtuber can do meme map-painting runs
>1.0 release has serious issues but is at least a little fun >every patch is designed to fix a major issue for good, but actually makes it worse and less fun >game becomes unplayable after a few years; seventeen major patches means that the mod scene is a mess of incompatible content
I envy anyone who can play CK3 without wishing the entire time that they were playing CK2
Godspeed, anon. Go, and play Stellaris 1.17.13.4 (we finally fixed planet gameplay for real time time (we didn't)). Play it and never stop.
living in straya is just as stupid as living in siberia. governments are stupidly greedy they need to accept that there's some places where the humanity simply can't survive
So, is it possible to bring water towards the middle and somehow terraform it into livable land? Or is it permanently fricked. I remember watching a video that showed the middle part was fricked from the beginning due to lack of clouds thanks to the way mountain ranges were formed on Australia.
The all round absolute best is probably Energy Kyouka, first three tankobans. Like it really sells the idea that these girls totally love and are really into sex better than anything else I've seen.
Imagine being the emergency responder and describing the situation, trying to not offend anyone, yes, at the Shelburne's Black Persons Head Reef! Oh you mean *censored* yeah, that, we don't use that language anymore! Its impolite!
There have been plans to run a big strait through the outback but I don't think they've ever been taken seriously. Its definitely something that could be done but these kinds of big terraforming projects always lead to unforseen environmental disaster.
Some fricking abbo would cry about it and have it shelved anyways
Based on the prevailing winds from the east and this elevation map they should rotate Australia 90 degrees counter clockwise around Brisbane so all the rain enters the lowlands.
Armchair general Gankerirgins would do a better job than unelected geriatrics, because armchair general Gankerirgins at least are interested in the countries and their history. Keep sucking that old man wiener, I'm sure they will compensate you well for it.
>tfw 6'2 120kgs now since i started eating nothing but migoreng and drinking beer
goddamn its a self perpetuating cycle, you just feel shit all the time and keep gaining weight.
with that being said i just need to start lifting again but im terrified of ripping my shoulder off like i did 2 and a bit years ago on OHP
It was fun on launch but the AI was moronic to the point I believe it was bugged. Succession was also pretty fricky and same with conversion.
>Go on Crusade >Found the Kingdom of Jerusalem >Install my son and heir as the king so I can inherit both when my character dies >5 years later son converts to Islam >Declares a holy conquest against me despite us having almost 100 relationship >Instantly lose half my empire's territory to him since he's the owner of many duchies >Empire capitulates over night >Die of old age mid war >Stuck playing as son in a holy war with myself
anyone feel like smartphones made abo fights less fun
ive seen they're still crakin on but watching it when its not 48 pixels or a screen grab X500 times makes it more sad
The battle of Britain was a waste of time regardless
Assumes Mussolini would actually listen
Assumes that they could.
Barbarossa was only as successful as it was initially because they didn't focus primarily on the south as the Soviets thought they would.
Consequently that's why Case Blue was so successful, they thought the Germans would keep focusing on the center and north.
Practically speaking that is what they should've and could've done, and did do to a degree.
Would still leave Italy as the soft underbelly.
Unironically recruiting the israelites instead of killing them. He could have used their brain power to make nukes and other weapons instead of handing them over to his enemies to make use of.
Germans were slightly less naturally autistic.
Seriously, it really wouldn't have been that difficult for them to get the US to be unwilling to get involved in Europe if they had just been willing to make some sacrifices to help them manipulate the Americans. But instead they had to have everything exactly their way and wouldn't budge and ended up screwing themselves over despite having a good position. >maintain good relations with China >don't build up relations with Japan, the country that everyone knew was almost certainly going to get into a war with the United States >don't put so much focus on Britain, as long as they're kept without the US they'll never be able to push Germany back on the mainland >don't attack US shipping, even though it's helping Britain it still won't change the fact that they can't land on their own >make continuous friendly public overtures towards the United States >condemn Japanese actions in China and talk about wanting to support China's ability to keep trading freely >when Japan attacks the US, openly denounce it and write off Japan, offer some form of token support to the US as a gesture of good will
Maintaining "friendly" relations with the US is really the key. They don't need to ally, or trade, or even really be neutral, all they need is for the US to be unwilling to commit to war in Europe. Making the Americans focus more on Japan makes them less focused on other things.
As for the Soviet Union itself, let's just go with the more conservative option and say it survives. Stalin had already wanted to sue for peace multiple times, but stopped when he realized the war had turned and Germany was doomed in the long run. With no prospect of western landing to divert German forces, western bombing reducing Germany's long term production, or US Lend-Lease to aid the USSR's long term ability to keep pushing all the way to Germany, there'd be no reason for him to expect things to turn around.
If I had nothing but British food to eat, I'd starve too.
ok i gotta admit that was humorous
we're Indian now
shit street, or west indies?
Windies I guess
get out of Chicago
which door, anon?
keep climbing, gay
can I frick your sister?
as long as I can't hear you do it
banshoot
>we're Indian now
jeez what the hell happened here?
Sometimes I think the people here that tell me here that things aren't getting worse IRL might actually have a point, but stuff like reminds me that they're either gaslighting or shitposting.
Aww c'mon British food at least lets you have beans and eggs as well as sausages, did I tell you about scones, pudding and a lot of other shit? Hell I would be fine just mainly those. You would only starve if you were too poor to afford a good british food.
bump
If Australia is hungry, feed it.
Or don't. Frick Australians.
>Frick Australians even though they have banter and VB long necks
>even though they have banter
I have never met an Australian online who can handle banter or dish out decent banter.
Is this the new americanoid cope after they get their feefees hurt on Ganker?
>americans getting sensitive when aussies say c**t
lmfao
Australians are no different from the animals that live there.
thank you for the compliment
>It hurt itself in its confusion!
Obviously, anyone who says Australians can't banter is saying it out of severe ass pain.
Sounds like your only exposure has been those solely from Melbourne. Melbourne is the New York of Australia, and like every major city in the world it houses the worst and least reflective of a nation's total character.
Aussie zoomers and alphies cant handle bants anymore because they're all goodie two-shoes social media addicts who worry about hurt fee-fees.
if you want aussies with bants you want 30~60yo day-drinkers who work in trades
we could feed ourselves if we stopped selling all our shit to china-israel
>meanwhile in a parallel universe
Wtf is this Pokemon shit?!? It's palworld but no guns?!? holy hell, pocket pair sue them!
What's funny is that we essentially were.
We had the White Australia policy and zero immigration for decades.
Now we are slowly becoming the turd world with rich overlords.
The only good Australia is a dead Australia
>sydney
And nothing of value was lost.
Well that's just rude.
>a world without Australia
Imagine
as always, the huns know nothing but to steal from their betters
could this work?
>gypsy and abbo gang warfare
>vampiric koalas (drop bears)
>forests of impaled emus
i think it could work
>gypsy and abbo gang warfare
Sounds horrifying
>gypsy
>accuses others of stealing
uvghh
what colonial power would have dealt with the native problem more thoroughly?
There's a reason the only good former colonies are the ones that had Britain as their mommy.
The Dutch, the abos are lucky the Dutch saw Australia and did a 360 then went home and only came back and enslaved South East Asia
In all fairness, Abos would have been piss poor slaves.
The dutch would've used them for firewood then.
the Dutch were basically big blond israelites. there wasn't any money in this big infertile desert that didn't even have any decent ports (with 17th century tech). the Dutch would rather take some nutmeg off of a tropical Pacific island and maybe frick some tropical islanders.
shit, what the hell are *we* all on this anime site for.
Belgian
>what colonial power would have dealt with the native problem more thoroughly?
Literally any of them
The Brits were the only ones with even a mote of decency towards the local fauna
>The Brits were the only ones with even a mote of decency towards the local fauna
Other way around
Brits are the only ones who ethnically replaced locals in their colonies
Spaniards mixed with them, and French/Belgians tried to assimilate them (and faied)
The British did. The french, spanish, and portugese would have bred them with their white people and made low iq mutts.
None
Anglos are the only one who practiced mass settlement of whites and ethnic replacement of natives in their colonies, which is why Australia, America and Canada became first world.
If Australia had been French, they would have barely sent any Europeans there and the place would be majority abo (aka an awful shithole with an average IQ of 55)
Extra! Extra! Hear all about it! Someone just assassinated Archbushranger Frank Furtiveman with a well-aimed boomerang!
hehe
Why does nobody actually talk about this game on Ganker? One of the most played games on steam daily yet its only posted here for Ganker or /misc/ shitposting
>Why does nobody actually talk about this game on Ganker?
That was pretty funny anon. I got a good laugh
Theres a board for games like this
>>>/vp/
We play slitherine wargames here, not paraslop.
People have spite for the game because of the players
For some reason people playing as Germany makes morons seethe uncontrollably for example.
As for myself I only play as Byzantium in these games
Ganker is a trash board, /vst/ is for games
>Treaty of Trianon where Hungary gets completely exiled from Europe
>Ganker is shit for actual discussion most of the time
>a fricking paradox game
>a fricking gsg
>fricking hoi4
Even in the "best" places for discussing it it's still an absolute shitshow.
They didn't protect Poland because of any sense of morals, they did it because they wanted to stop Germany getting too strong as Germany was the largest and most immediate threat to them.
>if only Poland didn't refuse Danzig
Becoming a landlocked country is a very not good thing.
>They didn't protect Poland because of any sense of morals, they did it because they wanted to stop Germany getting too strong as Germany was the largest and most immediate threat to them.
?t=135
There is nothing more relaxing than destroying the allies before the US can join and then building up for a 42-43 war with the Soviets
>German Africa
>Yugoslavia exists
>Small Romania
>Small Bulgaria
>Small Vichy
Vichy
Vichy france controls nearly all of west Africa, a land area greater than all of Europe
Africa
Is based.
>Yugoslavia exists
Not for long
Romania
Gypsy c**ts can go frick themselves
Bulgaria
See Yugoslavia
Vichy
I'm forming the reichskommisarriats then giving their land back
if this isn't your end goal just stop playing, what's the point otherwise?
Because it's boring.
>yugoslavia exists
and that's a good thing
italy won ww2 by sabotaging germany in every step of the way
The trick is to never invite them into the axis, and then "deal" with them after the war with the allies
italy belongs to germany
VGH.......
das heilige römische reich........ resurrected.......
>pic
and i thought the balkans were a mess
It is fricking disgusting that you germans recorded and remembered this border gore.
It should've been suppressed and destroyed. It is more disturbing than any blasphemy, more horrific than any atrocity. I would rather watch auschwitz footage or the rape of nanking than this fricking holy roman empire exclave shit
Why do you think they erased 600 AD to 900 AD?
Shame Hitler only realized Italy was useless during the war, he literally planned on backstabbing them after
Baldy got dragged into the war by Hitler even though the military high command predicted Italy to be ready for total war by 19 fricking 45
Should've just never signed the pact of sneed, would've been better for both of them.
crazy history fact: they never should've done WW2 at all. the whole thing sucked for pretty much everyone except America
This, Britain shouldn't have guaranteed the Poles.
France should've intervened the rhineland militarization and paradropped on berlin
If you knew anything about how fricked France was at that time, you wouldn't suggest that.
Calm down captain history class I'm making a HoI4 joke in the HoI4 thread
That makes even less sense then, since doing so causes a civil war to beak out in-game.
Does it? I swear you can just declare war the moment they remilitarize the Rhine just fine, it's just really hard because France is debuffed to shit
not exactly ww2 but the winter war was alright for finland. they didn't become a ussr puppet or get annexed and they keep telling everyone that they were the only ones who succeeded in defeating the russians
>lost their second most populated city and their northern port
>we won!
they killed more people than their enemy. it looks like winning to me
The only thing they accomplished was training the soviets
We also got some really good music from it
It's true, if only Poland didn't refuse Danzig , Poland wasn't even a democracy, they literally invaded Czechoslovakia a year before, France and the UK had 0 reason to help them, the Ukraine of their time
You don't understand, the second temple has fallen, millions must die
>Baldy got dragged into the war by Hitler
Holy frick anon, Hitler was LIVID that Mussonlini intervened in WW2. He wanted him to stay technically neutral so he could function as a backdoor for trade.
Wtf. How can he stay neutral while he was warring in Africa before Hitler even invaded Poland lmao
>he was warring in Africa before Hitler even invaded Poland
moron
>wojak samegay doesn't even know what Ethiopia is
Double moron
Yes yes you are
the Ethiopian wars of which youre speaking of ended like 2 years beforehand, why would they have any effect on whether he was neutral in WW2
Wrong anon
Because no one really gives a shit if you are invading barbarians.
It's ai is too predictable, i've had 100% success with Operation Sealion. Sometimes I forget to invite Italy it's so simple.
>Free India
I don't think I will
I just leave it free so the Japs can take them.
>sanitary canada
fricking finally
I wish we could vote to leave the country as someone from WA
then see how good your education and lattes can float the country without the mines
We already tried and got cucked by the bongs
i wonder if someone ran on that promise for premier how close they'd get
an even more muttified australia?
holy shit guys you can play broken arrow right now
>making puppets
hah, hah
cant enjoy vanilla hoi after TNO
This but Old World Blues, perhaps one of the greatest mods in gaming history
Any good HOI 4 mods that take place in the modern day?
Millennium dawn
Never tried it, modern day boring
millenium dawn but the load times are slow as frick
>take an old franchise, beloved for its esoteric but soulful complexity
>release a new iteration designed to be fully accessible so that every youtuber can do meme map-painting runs
>1.0 release has serious issues but is at least a little fun
>every patch is designed to fix a major issue for good, but actually makes it worse and less fun
>game becomes unplayable after a few years; seventeen major patches means that the mod scene is a mess of incompatible content
I fricking hate
this company
works on my machine
I envy anyone who can play CK3 without wishing the entire time that they were playing CK2
Godspeed, anon. Go, and play Stellaris 1.17.13.4 (we finally fixed planet gameplay for real time time (we didn't)). Play it and never stop.
living in straya is just as stupid as living in siberia. governments are stupidly greedy they need to accept that there's some places where the humanity simply can't survive
Inland sure but the coast is mostly perfectly liveable subtropics
So, is it possible to bring water towards the middle and somehow terraform it into livable land? Or is it permanently fricked. I remember watching a video that showed the middle part was fricked from the beginning due to lack of clouds thanks to the way mountain ranges were formed on Australia.
There used to be a massive inland sea in the middle of Australia, its the reason why like 95% of the worlds opal comes from there
NO fricking way is this actually called this. Holy frick lmao
You've never heard of the Australian town of Eromanga where they found bones of the Eromangasaurus?
what are some good ero manga?
The all round absolute best is probably Energy Kyouka, first three tankobans. Like it really sells the idea that these girls totally love and are really into sex better than anything else I've seen.
bro you're talking about a country with places named bubble bubble on the bank of chinaman creek
Australia is a shithole and Australians are over rated as frick but they know how to name stuff
It's absurd that names like these remain, yet they took our coon.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i forgot about COOOOOOOOOON
fricking americans ruin everything
we dont even call blackies coon
My grandpop from rural WA definitely calls them coons
give him a low five from southwest wa for me big lad
Abos have no national identity so they cling to the AmeriBlack person struggle.
Imagine being the emergency responder and describing the situation, trying to not offend anyone, yes, at the Shelburne's Black Persons Head Reef! Oh you mean *censored* yeah, that, we don't use that language anymore! Its impolite!
>four seperate Black personheads
>all in different states
Crikey
>Meanwhile across the ditch
The Eromanga basin is the largest sedimentary basin in Australia.
There have been plans to run a big strait through the outback but I don't think they've ever been taken seriously. Its definitely something that could be done but these kinds of big terraforming projects always lead to unforseen environmental disaster.
Some fricking abbo would cry about it and have it shelved anyways
Based on the prevailing winds from the east and this elevation map they should rotate Australia 90 degrees counter clockwise around Brisbane so all the rain enters the lowlands.
My dream if I ever get Elon Musk money is starting a terraforming project in the desert.
I heard there's a GECK down the way
I miss the mince pies bros.
It's funny that armchair general Gankerirgins think they know how to lead an army and delegate countries.
Armchair general Gankerirgins would do a better job than unelected geriatrics, because armchair general Gankerirgins at least are interested in the countries and their history. Keep sucking that old man wiener, I'm sure they will compensate you well for it.
What were they thinking? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black person_Head
Why don't they just build roads/trains toward the middle of Straya and build more houses? Go full Midgar and put a protective plate up from the sun.
Are you guys stupid?
you fricking ozz balls are getting fricked up without me
Australians are fat pieces of shit
Can confirm
t. 110kg
can I see your dick? pics or it didn't happen
Yes? It's only with 150kg+ ham planets that you can no longer see your own dick.
I don't want to post pics of the ham planets I banged either
>tfw 6'2 120kgs now since i started eating nothing but migoreng and drinking beer
goddamn its a self perpetuating cycle, you just feel shit all the time and keep gaining weight.
with that being said i just need to start lifting again but im terrified of ripping my shoulder off like i did 2 and a bit years ago on OHP
If you don't give a shit about being Ganker, just download one of those calorie tracker apps and eat at a caloric deficit.
yeah i know ive done it a few times its just im a massive grog head and if i drink one ill drink 15
Australian Hero
For me it's Mr. Cruel
>step aside
Unironically Chris hemsworth has probably done more for our international presence than anyone else
though everyone has heard akkadakka
Greg Greg is a place you can live here
Is Crusader Kings 3 any good or is it Victoria 3 tier?
It was fun on launch but the AI was moronic to the point I believe it was bugged. Succession was also pretty fricky and same with conversion.
>Go on Crusade
>Found the Kingdom of Jerusalem
>Install my son and heir as the king so I can inherit both when my character dies
>5 years later son converts to Islam
>Declares a holy conquest against me despite us having almost 100 relationship
>Instantly lose half my empire's territory to him since he's the owner of many duchies
>Empire capitulates over night
>Die of old age mid war
>Stuck playing as son in a holy war with myself
It's mildly better.
they are about to drop some more dlc soon to make it somewhat decent with unlanded noble gameplay, finally
>unlanded noble gameplay, finally
oh my gooood
But pity, it will probably be $30 on launch.
they just dropped their 2024 roadmap the other day
you might have to do some waiting for the unlanded dlc specifically, it looks like
anyone feel like smartphones made abo fights less fun
ive seen they're still crakin on but watching it when its not 48 pixels or a screen grab X500 times makes it more sad
Mungo vs Greg Brown is Australian kino
Reading the lore of TNO is always fascinating, but looking at its UI makes me feel like I'm getting eye cancer
Hon hon hon
Finally, the French Empire is going to be reborn again
>ask my coworkers what language is spoken in switzerland
>a good chunk of them actually say swiss or swedish
>VGH
Complete the sentence
>Hitler could have won if...
he wasn't an insane crackhead
he applied to a architecture school instead of an art school.
he had reality bending powers. There exists no realistic scenario in which he could have won.
he hadn't officially declared war on the US.
Infinite oil
The battle of Britain was a waste of time regardless
Assumes Mussolini would actually listen
Assumes that they could.
Barbarossa was only as successful as it was initially because they didn't focus primarily on the south as the Soviets thought they would.
Consequently that's why Case Blue was so successful, they thought the Germans would keep focusing on the center and north.
Practically speaking that is what they should've and could've done, and did do to a degree.
Would still leave Italy as the soft underbelly.
Unironically recruiting the israelites instead of killing them. He could have used their brain power to make nukes and other weapons instead of handing them over to his enemies to make use of.
Germans were slightly less naturally autistic.
Seriously, it really wouldn't have been that difficult for them to get the US to be unwilling to get involved in Europe if they had just been willing to make some sacrifices to help them manipulate the Americans. But instead they had to have everything exactly their way and wouldn't budge and ended up screwing themselves over despite having a good position.
>maintain good relations with China
>don't build up relations with Japan, the country that everyone knew was almost certainly going to get into a war with the United States
>don't put so much focus on Britain, as long as they're kept without the US they'll never be able to push Germany back on the mainland
>don't attack US shipping, even though it's helping Britain it still won't change the fact that they can't land on their own
>make continuous friendly public overtures towards the United States
>condemn Japanese actions in China and talk about wanting to support China's ability to keep trading freely
>when Japan attacks the US, openly denounce it and write off Japan, offer some form of token support to the US as a gesture of good will
Maintaining "friendly" relations with the US is really the key. They don't need to ally, or trade, or even really be neutral, all they need is for the US to be unwilling to commit to war in Europe. Making the Americans focus more on Japan makes them less focused on other things.
As for the Soviet Union itself, let's just go with the more conservative option and say it survives. Stalin had already wanted to sue for peace multiple times, but stopped when he realized the war had turned and Germany was doomed in the long run. With no prospect of western landing to divert German forces, western bombing reducing Germany's long term production, or US Lend-Lease to aid the USSR's long term ability to keep pushing all the way to Germany, there'd be no reason for him to expect things to turn around.
I knew a girl in highschool who wanted to kidnap me to New Zealand and have me live in her closet, should I have let her?
Are you a 25 yo incel virgin? If so, yes you should have.
But what is new zealand like?