Gen 10 was the best fricking generation. Ifrigays are ruining everything as always because they can't let go of their homosexualry and accept that Gen 18 ruined Pokémon forever. No post-game, main story SUCKED, it had the worst champion since Geeta (another pajeet, how curious) and the region was filled with Black folk designed by James Turdner.
I know they said they wanted to focus on multiracial vibes since Gen 5, but holy frick everyone in this generation was a goddamn ugly moronic troon. Not to mention the starters. It's not even that they were ugly as shit and pretty much the same as Gen 15's, but they weren't even frickable this time. I could at least get behind the homosexual design Polkancer had because it had a good ass, but this one isn't even salvageable with fanart. How has it gotten worse? They should stop hiring americamutts in these games, they ruin everything with muh representation.
How the frick are these games still selling 30+ million copies? Are people just straight-up moronic? This franchise has no SOVL anymore. Even the new mechanic is boring as shit, the only people who care about Basification are competitivegays who go on and on about how "NO ACTUALLY THE FACT YOU CAN FLIP TWO OF THE POKÉMON'S BASE STATS IS FUN!!! OMG!!!"
frick these morons. at least Smogon imploded in Gen 16 when the game became so unbalanced they had to ban every single Pokémon except for Toxapex, so I don't have to deal with those gays anymore.
I didn't mind the more mature spinoffs but then a few gens in Gamefreak stopped giving a frick because the gimick wore off and sales plummeted.
So they just threw in as much edgy backstories and the occasional stuff like in your pic.
Kinda surprised old fan content never got this edgy, just look at what happened to Sonic. And I don't want to hear any of you morons talk about the crackpot conspiracy theory that says Gamefreak abused copyright laws in 2030s to mindwipe parts of pokemon from the general public, the part about Red with a Venusaur (AND/)or Blastoise is just absurd.
Still, I love muh daughter and Vos was a fun fight, too bad you can't mention him without people seething at the fact he has a Lucario. Same goes for Grim but with people being butthurt about the difficulty.
Come nice try kiddie anyone who lived through pokemania has been dead for a bit.
t. 89 year old man who started with SV aka the best game in the series
I think GF making a game based on that old country called Russia is an interesting take, the remnants are still fighting for dominance to this day. Seems a bit controversial but then again Japan did take over a good chunk of land in that upheaval.
Can we all admit that Paradox Unova wasn't really that bad?
I know people wanted it to be Black 3 & White 3 but Unova set in alternative universe was pretty good
Sure it's sad we didn't get the original dragon but like Paradox Suicune and Paradox Virizon forms are fricking awesome and make up for it
Paradox Unova is the absolute low point of the franchise.
It's too open-ended so you don't know where the frick to go, the battles are way too hard, and your rivals, don't even get me started on them.
A caveman Cheren and Robot Bianca, who are both mute, they just come and battle you a few times!
Sure, but up until Pokemon Space and Time (Which despite their names somehow aren't proper DP remakes but new games, what the frick GameFriend?) all the females were made to be attractive.
I remember hoping they'd give Rocks a 100% accurate move back in Gen 12
Then fricking Rockachu gets a 80 BP 100% accuracy priority move and nothing else does
fricking pikaclones
>50
Nice try young in I was here when moot made the "this is a thread about pokemon" post. Now we have full dive enabled imbedded replies. Technology is amazing!
Gen 10 was the best fricking generation. Ifrigays are ruining everything as always because they can't let go of their homosexualry and accept that Gen 18 ruined Pokémon forever. No post-game, main story SUCKED, it had the worst champion since Geeta (another pajeet, how curious) and the region was filled with Black folk designed by James Turdner.
I know they said they wanted to focus on multiracial vibes since Gen 5, but holy frick everyone in this generation was a goddamn ugly moronic troon. Not to mention the starters. It's not even that they were ugly as shit and pretty much the same as Gen 15's, but they weren't even frickable this time. I could at least get behind the homosexual design Polkancer had because it had a good ass, but this one isn't even salvageable with fanart. How has it gotten worse? They should stop hiring americamutts in these games, they ruin everything with muh representation.
How the frick are these games still selling 30+ million copies? Are people just straight-up moronic? This franchise has no SOVL anymore. Even the new mechanic is boring as shit, the only people who care about Basification are competitivegays who go on and on about how "NO ACTUALLY THE FACT YOU CAN FLIP TWO OF THE POKÉMON'S BASE STATS IS FUN!!! OMG!!!"
frick these morons. at least Smogon imploded in Gen 16 when the game became so unbalanced they had to ban every single Pokémon except for Toxapex, so I don't have to deal with those gays anymore.
>still complains about the bug eyes
IT WAS THE FIRST DRAGON/BUG LEGENDARY, AND HER CHARACTER WAS BASED ON THE METAMORPHOSIS BY KAFKA
How do you STILL missing the point? I bet you probably think Gen 12 was a masterpiece despite it being a cashgrab that went back to releasing 3rd versions (AND GAVE THE 3RD VERSION DLC!)
I never thought I'd say this, but I think the explicit sex with pokemon minigame in Gen 12 was too much
this is the only reason you homosexuals like Gen 12, frick you and your fetishes
Frick you, that was really cool Lore implementation, it's not like it made them busted up the ass, that's why they were in the shitmons to begin with! For balance.
Yeah, like how Akhlufrost (Orcafrost's final evo) has 3 legendaries (Kyogre, Tapu Fini and Lugia) inside its body but it acts nothing like them at all.
Guys... I don't think I can do it anymore. My Pokémon universe account that holds my living dex got stolen and the new gen has a total of 6500 pokemon. I don't think I will be able to catch 'em all >USER HAS BEEN BANNED FOR THIS POST
What do you expect from the SuperFamiCubeBoy64Dvans3DSwiitchU Color? It's got PS4 era leftover hardware. Dunno why they had 300 million of them in the first place.
Sakurai and her "Le tragic romance and crackship" sucks >See???? Ogerpon is totally in love with Dokutaro!!! >Roaring Moon and Iron Valiant hate each other??? Nah, they're totally in love with each other!!!
Hikaru Sakurai can be a little bit cringe sometimes, but I think she writes better stories than the rest of the Game Freak writers when she's at her peak.
I'll never forget the Ancient Scarlet and Future Violet games, though. The fact she made Kieran rape Ogerpon, even if it was off-screen, was really wild.
I agree too that the Cynthia gaiden was the high point of the series but masuda will never allow for another one because of how groundbreaking it was. I can't believe he's still helming gamefreak and tpc at age 103 wtf
>People shitpost about third versions >Then they made DLC and people defensed third versions >Then they made mythicals a microtransaction and people defended the DLC >Now there's p2w skins for pokemon that also have their own shiny variants
Where did it all go so wrong
Do you think they made Ho-Oh's paradoxes good in tandem on purpose? CB Golden Heart's Flare Blitz opens up Iron Rainbow's main checks GalaRachi & Mechalurk enough to sweep late game with QD + 3 attacks, especially with Regirachnid's webs support
yeah uh, sorry to inform you lot but this timeline is about to dissapear
the anon below took a shit in the wrong place and now reality is gonna be different.
>even less speed >hp and sp. def were barely increased >mainly just increased attack >frisk
you can't tell me this thing wasn't made as a joke
if you were to travel to the past and show this piece of shit and it's stats to some moron arguing dudunsparce wasn't made as a joke, i guarantee even they wouldn't be able to defend it
Still better than >LET'S TURN UXIE, MESPRIT AND AZELF INTO MIGHTYENA'S COMPONENTS THEN TURN IT INTO A PROFESSOR AND CALL IT A NEW POKEMON!
High Pokemon were a mistake
Do you guys think the Sun/Moon re-remakes will factor in that Oahu is underwater now? The Florida region last gen was still above sea level, so I'm not sure they care much about climate change...
> gen 100 around the corner > cornleaker heavily implying that it will be a faux reboot of kanto and retcon all 10000k+ pokemon ever made
I really hope this isn't true, I don't think they've made a decision this bad since the removal of multiplayer in gen 56
Hot Take: Armamax is the worst Legendary gimmick and they only did it so Zacian could be remain better then Zamazenta after the Fairy nerf and the Gen 14 Event Zamazenta actually got some moves (Until transferring scrubbed them) Thank frick it it is now only relevant in the VR garbage.
I fricking hate Cyber type.
>he doesn't run tera sound
>he doesn't run tera nuke
Just use god-type to destroy everything
Remember those imaginationschizos? I laughed so hard when the Indigo Disk DLC revealed that Heath was 100% correct lol.
But all Paradox Pokemon are made from the components of the sufferings of the dead Pokemon, timechud.
rent free
>can frick dawn and any pokegirl i want in vr
>there are still homosexuals who jerk off to images
what is their problem?
I totally always liked Kalos bros
Can you believe people believed Gen 5 was good at one point? Talk about blinded by nostalgia.
discord posts
Malding
SV was so fricking kino. Gen 18 is fricking garbage and the worst the series has ever seen.
>Pokemon unironically use a feminist book called "The Woman's Encyclopedia of Myths and Secrets" by Barbara G Walker as a source for Pokemon
Why???
For some ungodly reason this book is easily accessible in Japan, so japanese companies end up using it thinking it has any connection to reality.
I can't believe Game Freak let a gaijin in and made the game political!
I didn't mind the more mature spinoffs but then a few gens in Gamefreak stopped giving a frick because the gimick wore off and sales plummeted.
So they just threw in as much edgy backstories and the occasional stuff like in your pic.
Kinda surprised old fan content never got this edgy, just look at what happened to Sonic. And I don't want to hear any of you morons talk about the crackpot conspiracy theory that says Gamefreak abused copyright laws in 2030s to mindwipe parts of pokemon from the general public, the part about Red with a Venusaur (AND/)or Blastoise is just absurd.
Still, I love muh daughter and Vos was a fun fight, too bad you can't mention him without people seething at the fact he has a Lucario. Same goes for Grim but with people being butthurt about the difficulty.
I remember pokemania like it was yesterday. You newgen [censored] don't know what you are talking about
Come nice try kiddie anyone who lived through pokemania has been dead for a bit.
t. 89 year old man who started with SV aka the best game in the series
Are there any reasons why the Four Tezcatlipocas are doing here in a Russia region?
I think GF making a game based on that old country called Russia is an interesting take, the remnants are still fighting for dominance to this day. Seems a bit controversial but then again Japan did take over a good chunk of land in that upheaval.
Can we all admit that Paradox Unova wasn't really that bad?
I know people wanted it to be Black 3 & White 3 but Unova set in alternative universe was pretty good
Sure it's sad we didn't get the original dragon but like Paradox Suicune and Paradox Virizon forms are fricking awesome and make up for it
paradox unova was cool but i still don't have a fricking clue what the greek pantheon was doing there
Paradox Unova is the absolute low point of the franchise.
It's too open-ended so you don't know where the frick to go, the battles are way too hard, and your rivals, don't even get me started on them.
A caveman Cheren and Robot Bianca, who are both mute, they just come and battle you a few times!
robot bianca makes my wiener hard as steel though
Sure, but up until Pokemon Space and Time (Which despite their names somehow aren't proper DP remakes but new games, what the frick GameFriend?) all the females were made to be attractive.
>he’s browsed /vp/ for 50 years
How’s it feel to be almost dead, grandpa? Btw gen 16 was the best.
I remember hoping they'd give Rocks a 100% accurate move back in Gen 12
Then fricking Rockachu gets a 80 BP 100% accuracy priority move and nothing else does
fricking pikaclones
>50
Nice try young in I was here when moot made the "this is a thread about pokemon" post. Now we have full dive enabled imbedded replies. Technology is amazing!
>REEEEEEEEEE I WON I WON I WON YOU LOST YOU LOST YOU LOST
Why is Vile Flames/Iron Drake like this?
Gen 10 was the best fricking generation. Ifrigays are ruining everything as always because they can't let go of their homosexualry and accept that Gen 18 ruined Pokémon forever. No post-game, main story SUCKED, it had the worst champion since Geeta (another pajeet, how curious) and the region was filled with Black folk designed by James Turdner.
I know they said they wanted to focus on multiracial vibes since Gen 5, but holy frick everyone in this generation was a goddamn ugly moronic troon. Not to mention the starters. It's not even that they were ugly as shit and pretty much the same as Gen 15's, but they weren't even frickable this time. I could at least get behind the homosexual design Polkancer had because it had a good ass, but this one isn't even salvageable with fanart. How has it gotten worse? They should stop hiring americamutts in these games, they ruin everything with muh representation.
How the frick are these games still selling 30+ million copies? Are people just straight-up moronic? This franchise has no SOVL anymore. Even the new mechanic is boring as shit, the only people who care about Basification are competitivegays who go on and on about how "NO ACTUALLY THE FACT YOU CAN FLIP TWO OF THE POKÉMON'S BASE STATS IS FUN!!! OMG!!!"
frick these morons. at least Smogon imploded in Gen 16 when the game became so unbalanced they had to ban every single Pokémon except for Toxapex, so I don't have to deal with those gays anymore.
Gen 10 was ruined by Arco Wada's bug eyes and Raitabortions, cope harder homosexual.
>Ruined
>He hates Raita
Go back to Gen 20, I beg of you.
>still complains about the bug eyes
IT WAS THE FIRST DRAGON/BUG LEGENDARY, AND HER CHARACTER WAS BASED ON THE METAMORPHOSIS BY KAFKA
How do you STILL missing the point? I bet you probably think Gen 12 was a masterpiece despite it being a cashgrab that went back to releasing 3rd versions (AND GAVE THE 3RD VERSION DLC!)
this is the only reason you homosexuals like Gen 12, frick you and your fetishes
I hate Gen 12 because of this: High Pokemon
>DUDE LET'S SHOVED 3 LEGENDARY POKEMON INSIDE SOME SHITMONS!
Frick you, that was really cool Lore implementation, it's not like it made them busted up the ass, that's why they were in the shitmons to begin with! For balance.
Yeah, like how Akhlufrost (Orcafrost's final evo) has 3 legendaries (Kyogre, Tapu Fini and Lugia) inside its body but it acts nothing like them at all.
That's still fine imo, it was Gen 15 where they gave you the boss-only typing for you to use, what the frick were they thinking, SE against all types?
>shiting on raita-sama after his death of old age
How dare you
>"NO ACTUALLY THE FACT YOU CAN FLIP TWO OF THE POKÉMON'S BASE STATS IS FUN!!! OMG!!!"
>he hasn't basificated shuckle for 230 base attack
ngmi
>basificated shuckle for 230 base attack
are you a moron? it dies to a single quick attack EX
EX moves were gen 13, anon...
Riddler Khu's clone said they'd come back in the 4th DLC, anon...
Walled by Fullviolite Basificated Blissey. Eviolite was bad enough but really? Doubling defense for fully evolved mons?
This is why Rhyperior is awesome. This, Giga Drill, the Rock Wrecker boost and Yottaversal was truly the best thing that could've happened to it.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think the explicit sex with pokemon minigame in Gen 12 was too much
Remember the time they made a shitty gacha rpg where you have to roll for every separate Pokemon and it went on for like 10 years?
at least it's better than Niantic's
>walking is good for your health, actually!
just take the anti-aging vaccine
Is your family poor or something? My dad is on his 3rd clone body and I am on my second
Guys... I don't think I can do it anymore. My Pokémon universe account that holds my living dex got stolen and the new gen has a total of 6500 pokemon. I don't think I will be able to catch 'em all
>USER HAS BEEN BANNED FOR THIS POST
I lliked the 4 stage evolutions introduced in gen 20 but why does charizard get 6 split evolutions?
>Gen 17 is just Cardcaptor Sakura: Clear Card Arc plot rip-off
Ugh
>2000 years into the future
>people still obsessed with Unova
Crazy, right?
[Insert current Gen’s gimmick] was so stupid bros, what’s next, fusion?
Reminder that Barry's ancestor is a chink.
Gen 16 looks like it was made for the ps5! When will their graphics catch up to modern times!?!?
What do you expect from the SuperFamiCubeBoy64Dvans3DSwiitchU Color? It's got PS4 era leftover hardware. Dunno why they had 300 million of them in the first place.
Hikaru Sakurai ruined Pokemon again with her writing skill.
>Not Minase with Team Foot Fetish
Sakurai and her "Le tragic romance and crackship" sucks
>See???? Ogerpon is totally in love with Dokutaro!!!
>Roaring Moon and Iron Valiant hate each other??? Nah, they're totally in love with each other!!!
Hikaru Sakurai can be a little bit cringe sometimes, but I think she writes better stories than the rest of the Game Freak writers when she's at her peak.
I'll never forget the Ancient Scarlet and Future Violet games, though. The fact she made Kieran rape Ogerpon, even if it was off-screen, was really wild.
>Ancient Scarlet and Future Violet
Those games were CCC rip-off tho.
How is it still OU? Even Tyranitar and Skarmory are Untiered now.
Where do I get the umbreonite stone in beyond purple?
You get an E-Reader card if you buy the entire 50 pieces Zelda Tears of the Wild amiibos.
Reminder that the people shitting on gen 5 now are the same who were praising it and shitting on gen 4 in 2023. Stop replying to bait posts.
>gen 20
>Cynthia is still the strongest and most popular champion
>her BDSP rematch team still hasnt been surpassed
I agree too that the Cynthia gaiden was the high point of the series but masuda will never allow for another one because of how groundbreaking it was. I can't believe he's still helming gamefreak and tpc at age 103 wtf
Gen 18 was doubleplusungood. Anypeople who say it is good are bellyfeeling blackwhites!
>future
You mean imaginary?
Ugh why do boomers love gen 5 so much?
I love Charizard Metal Mode X Type Super Baghdad Version!
>Planet-sized Complete Zygarde was real
My favorite thing from Gen 6 remakes
>People shitpost about third versions
>Then they made DLC and people defensed third versions
>Then they made mythicals a microtransaction and people defended the DLC
>Now there's p2w skins for pokemon that also have their own shiny variants
Where did it all go so wrong
Which one should i get, bros: Piss or Shit?
When are they finally basing a region on Enceladus? They made one for Phobos before we even finished terraforming it….
Do you think they made Ho-Oh's paradoxes good in tandem on purpose? CB Golden Heart's Flare Blitz opens up Iron Rainbow's main checks GalaRachi & Mechalurk enough to sweep late game with QD + 3 attacks, especially with Regirachnid's webs support
yeah uh, sorry to inform you lot but this timeline is about to dissapear
the anon below took a shit in the wrong place and now reality is gonna be different.
You're fired. Get out of my timelines
IT WAS ME BARRY
I CHANGED THE TIMELINE BY SHITTING
Did you really have to shit there man? the bathroom was two steps away
That man is so petty that I can absolutely see him taking a shit somewhere if it would mess with Barry.
It's amazing how shitty the recent generations have been after Disney-Ten Cent-Amazon bought Nintendo.
Man... I didn't realize we had it good until the Mass Psychic and Merge Events of November 2032, now everything is real and it hurts.
>LET'S GIVE MAGCARGO A SECOND SHELL AND CALL IT A NEW POKEMON!
cross-gen evos were a mistake
>even less speed
>hp and sp. def were barely increased
>mainly just increased attack
>frisk
you can't tell me this thing wasn't made as a joke
if you were to travel to the past and show this piece of shit and it's stats to some moron arguing dudunsparce wasn't made as a joke, i guarantee even they wouldn't be able to defend it
Still better than
>LET'S TURN UXIE, MESPRIT AND AZELF INTO MIGHTYENA'S COMPONENTS THEN TURN IT INTO A PROFESSOR AND CALL IT A NEW POKEMON!
High Pokemon were a mistake
Do you guys think the Sun/Moon re-remakes will factor in that Oahu is underwater now? The Florida region last gen was still above sea level, so I'm not sure they care much about climate change...
Don't worry guys. THIS YEAR a fifth major PMD game is getting announced FOR SURE.
you guys hyped for Z? just another 20 years!
Did you guys see they’re adding Megas to Cafe Mix? They’ll be coming back to mainline any day now!
> gen 100 around the corner
> cornleaker heavily implying that it will be a faux reboot of kanto and retcon all 10000k+ pokemon ever made
I really hope this isn't true, I don't think they've made a decision this bad since the removal of multiplayer in gen 56
Man I hope they make a Ghost and Rock eeveelution next! There's only 4 types that don't have an eeveelution.
Actually five, if Star type is indeed coming back and not just a generational gimmick
what generations are in your top 10, /vp/?
>some fetishmons are now official
What the frick
That's what game freak gets for hiring Diives
I HATE SAKURAI!
I HATE YAJIMA!
WORST POKEMON WRITERS!
It's sad that literally anything in this thread would be better than whatever GF will actually end up doing
Hot Take: Armamax is the worst Legendary gimmick and they only did it so Zacian could be remain better then Zamazenta after the Fairy nerf and the Gen 14 Event Zamazenta actually got some moves (Until transferring scrubbed them) Thank frick it it is now only relevant in the VR garbage.
>complaining about armamaxing
>when noble moves were a thing
Are you enjoying Pokemon: Grand Order, /vp/?
Looks like they just revealed the Gen 20 starters. How are we feeling about them?
>The bird is going to be the gaymon, the bear the baramon and the bunny the waifumon
Here we go again
Let's Go Bruxish and Turtonator were unironically the best games if last gen
Remeber how in gen 10 Pokemon added genders for pokemon and characters?
Gen 17 a shit
>Gamefreak clearly ran out of ideas when it came to gimmicks
>Now they are reusing old ones and calling it something else
Gimmicks were a mistake.
>leaked Apple-Sony emails confirm Newest Pokémon Snap is coming to the PlayStation 10
uhh, bros??
Blame Disney for not cutting all ties to Sony before buying Nintendo.