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>too fat to fit in the disc tray
Fricking Nintendo
> a sq foot of grime and hair bubble to the top because nintendildos dont wash
what if someone closes the lid on us and starts the gamecube? well get spun around
it's for children, you know, the core audience of video games
WHY THE FRICK IS THE GLASS EXTENDING OFF THE EDGE
why is there glass at all?
idk they were probably forced to add railings
Maybe so somebody soaked in water doesn’t slip and fall down a flight of stairs getting out? morons like you sure could use it.
who the frick is getting out on that side? the glass is actually a safety hazard because if you slip getting out at the part you're supposed to you could fall into it.
ALSO the glass won't stop people from falling it'll just shatter. what the frick are you saying
How is the glass supposed to prevent slipping you moron?
Yeah, so instead of falling down 3 feet with some minor injuries at worse you'll now fall into glass and have it slice you up when it shatters and you'll bleed out.
that's not glass morons
If the photo is shot from the entrance and this is inside of someone's house, then you'd want to have something there to not splash water into whatever room this leads to.
>EVERYTHING YOU SAY TO ME TAKES ME ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE!
>glass goes over the side
>no glass/fence on the right side
>1 story high
We all know that an nintendie is gonna fall and break his back from this
That looks wildly uncomfortable for anyone over 4 feet tall.
Of course, all Chads are over at the Xbox olympic pool
>gotta get out of the tub to push the buttons
Terrible design
i run to get in there first so no one else can fit
LIMINAL
>2 seats
>clearly only big enough for one person though
unless this is meant for maybe 2 small children I can't see two adults in that thing lol
>man sits normally, feet go between the two seats
>woman sits on man's lap, chest to his face, knees on his seat, feet on "her" seat
simple as
This is too fricking small. What the frick is this?
its a render, morons
you're just trying to stop people from finding out where this is and visiting your dumb little gamecube jacuzzi
HWNDU was 5 years ago, let it go
Stop gatekeeping the gamecube jacuzzi
Attention all morons: This is a 3D render, not real, so you don't need to question how functional it is.
base seamen monkey
I don't get it
need
Disgusting
>Some michael jackson motherfricker lures kids in to his gamecube before closing the lid and drowning then
Is what I would say if everyone who played a gamecube isn't an old frick now.
At worst he'd just drown some hipsters which isn't really bad at all.
>that cuzi is like 4 ft
WTF? That won't even fit my 9 year daughter in. Who in the frick is this even made for?
haha
i hope vanessa schneider pulls up
i Will find the gamecube jacuzzi and i Will shit in it
Bro lay off the gamecuzzi
I know this is a render but:
>those fricking small stairs
>the glass rail extends out
0/5 effort
Add
>the plastic ridges on the "lid" wouldn't allow for the foam cover to fit flush and actually trap heat in
It was probably also designed for pedophiles as those stair and pool size only makes sense for kids
super handy, you can just close the lid when you're done with them
>tfw will never be able to just sit alone in the gamecube jacuzzi for hours while playing gamecube games and listening to music after a long day of crying
yeah you won't be alone in there because i'm already sitting in it
Then you two can kiss in it.
no kissing in the gamecube jacuzzi
You really gonna wienerblock a fellow anon in the GameCuzzi?
wouldn't you die
If you die in the GameCube jacuzzi, you die in real life
it would be extremely painful
how would you play on that thing?
>sit down, have to constantly keep your arms up to keep the controller away from the water
or
>stand up for hours
put my feet up and use the controller with my toes
>he doesn't have the Aerogel attachment for his gamecuzzi controller
Setup the shrek crt and gamecube on the glass
I kind of want a hot tube. But I live alone and I don't have any friends or b***hes. Any anons here own one?
I want to rub my balls on the c-stick and press the b-button with my pp. Like I do with any unattended gamecube controller
Nintendo is going to sue
>No GBA Player
>the lid closes on you
>there's no inside eject button