>live in space multiverse paradox floor >fricking imperium v chaos shit kept me up last night >tv isn't getting a signal >check outside room and see pic related
Where's the fricking landlord when you need him.
I went down to the ground floor utility room for a snack from the machines, and I found this old arcade game called like Polly Bus or something. I think I'll give it a go since it's on free play, but I don't remember seeing it here before...
Sorry, anon, but my balls get too heavy if I don't snap one off at least once a half hour. And I'll be damned if I'M putting up with the mess or smell in MY apartment.
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Some butthole threw a bluetooth speaker or something in my hallway's vents, and he's been playing the fricking RE Mansion Basement theme for the last week.
Ungodly horrors dwell in the bottom 59 floors no one has been far enough down to confirm if a basemsnt exists. To prevent them from overrunning the facility, we have closed off everything below floor 60. Everyone in floors 60-80 live under the constant threat of mutant invasions. Anyone living below floor 1000 can be drafted into the Mutant Containment Force (MCF) at any time to help hold these monstrosities back.
nobody knows for sure, as nobody who has even gone down there never ever came back, the most popular theory is the ancient elder god, moot, lives down there
these threads somehow felt more comfy and i could unironically get immersed in them when i was younger, but now i just lost interest for them and can't bother imagining shit
to the guy that thinks its funny to piss into my balcony
i know who you are
Don't care still funny
Hey, the trash pit is empty! Who cleaned it up?
the jannies put up a 5 cent reward per 10 pounds of trash collected
i've heard one homosexual bought a shimakaze figurine with that money
Wait a minute, I recognize that tower...
sexi babes
>trash day is tomorrow
>have to go get groceries but dont wanna smell the endless halls of disposed cumrags
can I use someones doordash
Who fricking disposes their cumrags? Their entire point is that they're reusable
Can whoever is jerking off in the apartment above me shut up? You're killing my vibe when I'm trying to goon here rn
this is what my goon station looked like a year ago, thank god I quit that shit.
no, now shut up before i cum all over your window
Ayo who wants to play some sf6? My room is on floor 633552
Could the junkies in floor 96 kindly STOP STEALING MY MIKU POSTERS YOU FRICKING moronS THEY'RE EXTREMELY VALUABLE AND HARD TO FIND
th... there's a bottom? i can see it.. clear as day... there must be an exit, too, surely? i must find it...
from time to time i catch the cum coming from the windows to resell to some of you freaks
i knew that taste was familiar
I never respond to you homosexual bc I know my own smell
Which of you homosexuals is using my fricking wifi?
Who the hell left the bloody gate open? What if the goblins show up? There are children here for frick's sake!
>OZ theme starts playing from my apartment
Who's up for a lan party meet me on floor 285
I'm not coming if your controllers are fricked, don't try to pass me a broken controller like a c**t
im gonna fricking trowowmme off this godddmaamed windowos
how do i get out of the hole?
You fricked up big time
Hey, uh, how come my floor is completely vacant?
>he doesn't know
Oh no no no
Sorry.
Please stop sliding papers under my door that say "Play Blue Archive."
>trying to clean out the awful smell in the vents
>find pic related at the juncture
what the frick is this, anons?!
>live in space multiverse paradox floor
>fricking imperium v chaos shit kept me up last night
>tv isn't getting a signal
>check outside room and see pic related
Where's the fricking landlord when you need him.
Guys there's a bunch of chains all over my door how do I get out
Bulk up and get those gains anon
I went down to the ground floor utility room for a snack from the machines, and I found this old arcade game called like Polly Bus or something. I think I'll give it a go since it's on free play, but I don't remember seeing it here before...
STOP JACKING OFF INTO THE HOLE!
Sorry, anon, but my balls get too heavy if I don't snap one off at least once a half hour. And I'll be damned if I'M putting up with the mess or smell in MY apartment.
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you guys dont mind right?
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Who the frick lit all these random candles?
You want a fricking fire ?!
Finally a good thread
Guys Im trying to get out
I think I actually know how to, the base level was found yesterday, meet me at
Hey, I just found the laundry room! Must be the first one too, these machines look like they've never been used
>not bypassing the zoning committee and having your own washer and dryer installed
go back newbie
Hello, I live in a McMansion nearby, thought I would visit my neighbors.
to the two homosexuals fricking nextdoor, can i join?
I'm not coming out.
Some butthole threw a bluetooth speaker or something in my hallway's vents, and he's been playing the fricking RE Mansion Basement theme for the last week.
Yeah I can hear it, but it sounds like it's moving...
Why every time i take my medications, i stop hearing everything going on outside
Who the fricked filled the dumpsters with unused copies of Starfield again?
heard some weird moaning noises from next door, went out onto the fire ecape and looked through their window and saw this
Nothing personel anon.
WHERE DO WE GO FROM HEEEEREEE?
Alright, who keeps sending me cheese pizza? I'm sick of it.
Why the main entrance sealed off?
Why windows leading to outside are bricked-up??
how the frick did I end up here???
WHERE'S THE FRICKING EX
Mutants, Mutants, Mutants.
Ungodly horrors dwell in the bottom 59 floors no one has been far enough down to confirm if a basemsnt exists. To prevent them from overrunning the facility, we have closed off everything below floor 60. Everyone in floors 60-80 live under the constant threat of mutant invasions. Anyone living below floor 1000 can be drafted into the Mutant Containment Force (MCF) at any time to help hold these monstrosities back.
I think someone’s bricked up in there with you
what's at the bottom
chaos
nobody knows for sure, as nobody who has even gone down there never ever came back, the most popular theory is the ancient elder god, moot, lives down there
why did you photoshop all the trash away?
there are three types of people here
people who play vidya, people who complain
and those who troon
WILL YOU PLEASE FRICK OFF WITH ALL THE FRICKING GUNS FRICK
Smells like cum 24/7 and I ain't helping.
i can't wait to throw my dirty diapers out the windows ;^)
50th floors plumbing doesn’t go to the septic tank it’s going somewhere else, I checked the floor plans.
Where is our poop going?
these threads somehow felt more comfy and i could unironically get immersed in them when i was younger, but now i just lost interest for them and can't bother imagining shit