I'm white but I unironically wish I was Japanese because I really want a Japanese gf
>Japanese girls love white men!!!
No they don't. I've been to Japan and 99% of the couples I saw were Japanese man, Japanese woman. I saw Japanese dudes who would've been incels in America with genuinely cute girlfriends, I got so jealous
>99% of the couples I saw were Japanese man, Japanese woman
No shit, anon. >In 2021, there were 2,887,116 foreign residents in Japan, representing 2.3% of the Japanese population. >2.3%
Why would you ever want to me a mulatto Type III-skinned dicklet spanty eyed manlet when you're presumably at least somewhat white and thus human judging by your incessant self-loathing. Also don't fall for the outbreeding meme, white women are still the most loyal and honest race despite the feminist propaganda, the cheating rate in Japan for women is like 33%
>be japanese incerru >japanese gar tok constanly abou how they ruv beeg amerikan kok >they mastabate daily to eet in public >wish to be eighto footo amerikan-sama chad with biggu whito dikku >den boku-sama could make eri-chan mai waifu >dat face wen no garfriendo
Sudokku...
Largely brainless variety shows and soap opera-level dramas. The comedy shows are alright, and documentaries are pretty interesting. News is still largely catered to the elderly and feels really cheap and shallow a lot of the time.
I'm saying I picked a random channel and got a play where the full cast is cute girls, and that is based
If I picked a random American channel the results would have been disastrous
11 months ago
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>random american channel
11 months ago
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>Alice in Project is a Japanese theater production company. Launched in 2010. Produces the theater unit "Girls Theater Company" consisting only of young actresses and female idols, and the idol unit " Alice in Alice ".
Just when I though Japan couldn't be anymore based
11 months ago
Anonymous
Just finished
Apparently it was Alice in Deadly School
Highly recommended
There is an anime too
https://anidb.net/anime/12330
11 months ago
Anonymous
frick I love Japanese TV so much bros
Death to America
11 months ago
Anonymous
okay now it's literally porn, I think I found the gravure channel
11 months ago
Anonymous
>underwear >literally porn
found the burger
11 months ago
Sauceman
>okay now it's literally porn, I think I found the gravure channel
Interesting
11 months ago
Anonymous
frick I love Japanese TV so much bros
Death to America
>ch663
nice
11 months ago
Anonymous
>スカパー!プレミアムサービスCh.663
GRAVURE TV???
11 months ago
Anonymous
sorry anon, I switched to comfy country side trains
11 months ago
Anonymous
what program is this?
11 months ago
Anonymous
Probably a scam but I run it in BlueStacks to be safe
There are VIP channels but it's like $12 for a whole year and I just used a prepaid card so they can't steal my money
Jap Ganker is probably creaming themselves over surface level western games like guitar hero, while crying about sony betraying them and how japanese society is going to collapse
I doubt Taiwan wants to try to fix that crumbling shitshow.
The only country that has a chance of being rescued if its regime falls is North Korea I guess.
I wish to improve my community and better serve my employer and family. I don't have much time for video games. Super Mario and Pokemon are great national treasures.
makes sense, the few filipino dudes i've spoken to who immigrated here were all polite, well spoken, and hard working
the women just liked to gossip and gamble tho
>be Arab >wonder where my race falls >not even on the list >a dozen variations of black included >Flips included >white Indians
The frick? Did Arabs just tell the israelites that run IQ tests to frick off and not take it?
MENA stands for Middle Eastern and North Africa. So that would be ~95-105.
The real question is where do East Africans fall? "Black African" is on the list but I guarantee they only tested West Africans.
Sorry Arab bro, too many 1st cousin marriages literally makes your kind moronic.
Western people used to frick their 1st cousins too, but stopped.
The problem is modern medicine keep all the stupid tards alive when they would've died with ~50% infant mortality in the old days.
Between that and yer corrupt leaders, Arabs will always be many, but moronic, backwards, and slave to the israelites.
They're smart but their leader is smart in a certain way that he was able to control every aspect of their government and authoritative bodies. This stresses all of them out because they know the country they live in is rotting from the inside and they can't do anything about it, often they can't even leave. So they lash out.
>Where people get bullied for being smart in America
Does this even really happen? The only "smart" people I remember getting bullied were literally just the kind of insufferable homosexual who thinks he's the smartest person in the room 24/7. Usually you get bullied for being a socially awkward moron, not because of how smart you are.
I mean I get what you're saying; there are always going to be buttholes who are just crabs in a bucket, but it's not the norm honestly. It's like a chad wearing an anime shirt, no one's going to care if you're already a chad. It's just the case that if you look and act like a boil, people are going to treat you like one.
Ugh I hate Easternshit games so much, and Japanese dub really is so overacted and trash. I was playing a Western Masterpiece, Skyrim, in Japanese and the overacting is atrocious. In the original English they even got people with real Northern accents to voice characters, and it fits much better!
Drinking the water? It can happen out of ignorance. Riding komainu? I've never heard of it, but I suppose it someone were drunk or trying to do something outrageous for a YouTube video or something, it's possible.
I wish Japanese society wasn't harsh with 25+ year old females who still haven't "settled" with someone. Obviously once you're over 35 it's over if you want to have kids but if you're worried that Japanese society will collapse because not enough people are having babies then those self-imposed rules seem kinda silly. No wonder gaijin men or nisei/sansei have more success with them (not saying it's a good thing btw but when you have the expectation of dating someone or bust if you're over 25, then having this nisei-kinda guy who's Japanese ethnically and is willing to give you a chance then welp)
Yesterday I waled to the convenince store. The food was more expensive than I expected but the smell of rain on the ashphelt reminded me of my days in middle school.
>THIS ISN'T THE NORF >WHAT'S UP WIFF ALL THESE CHINKY LADS THEN >EARD THERE WERE NONCES ROUND HERE IN CHINKYLAND >THE DRINK HERE IS SHITE WHERE'S ME PINTS >THESE JAPS CAN'T HOLD THEIR LIQUOR >THESE ERE JAPS ARE ROIGHT SMALL LITTLE MEN ARENT THEY >ANIMAY? ISNT THAT THAT RUBBISH NONCES WATCH
>FATHER TED CRILLY YOUR RACIALLY INSENSITIVE POSTS ON Ganker.ORG HAVE ANGERED OUR JAPANESE COLLEAGUES IN THE CLERGY! >WHAT HAVE YOU TO SAY FOR YOURSELF CRILLY?!
Lisetning to Supernova in the East, I really wonder what would happen if they didn't try to genocide all Koreans and Chinese and instead tried to be inthe East what America is in the west
>Japan, the nation known for its historical strong pacifism and long peaceful history >once built a colonial empire, beat China and Russia, conquer half the vast Asia, never stopped until finally being defeated by the US
One of the most interesting part of the world history I would say.
Dan Carlin's Supernova in the East covers it pretty well
They just saw what the big boys like UK were doing and wanted some of that action
Plus they were super racists against other asians
because rest of the Asian nations were weak and and already slaves to European nations
because Japan never had feality to the Ching Dynasty and saw them as illegitimate Manchu usurper to the Han Chinese
because to be strong mean s to exploit your weaker neighbors
in the age nukes, you can't go invade other countries anymore, back than it was a land grab, all of Europe was doing it, and if Japan didn't they'd be surround by hostile European
the brutalities of the war and occupations has made the Japs the "bad" guys, but the basic motivations was logical and sound, eat or be eaten. same logic still holds today, but in the economic sphere
Have you seen the whole video? The chocolate fellow was really grabbing that cucky bloke’s wife real tight, I hope she leaves with the kids and leaves him with nothing, cuckolds should be sent to concentration camps and gassed to death, they disgust me
Next year I’m planing to go to the Kanto and chubu regions in Japan, I just want to go sight seeing and to eat some authentic Japanese food, maybe if there’s time I would like to do a little shopping spree in Tokyo to get some cool merchandise of some of my favourite franchises and to get some old famicom games
How was your experiemce in Japan, especially the Kanto and Chubu regions
The Eorzea Cafe in Tokyo was pretty.cute. Definitely overpriced, but you pay for the experience. The interior of the cafe was well-made and you get some neat coasters to take home as souvenirs. Honestly, though, I don't remember much of what I did in Tokyo. I'm sure you'll have fun, anon.
I wish I had a screenshot, because I used to post it on Ganker. Years ago when I was learning Japanese I went to the 2chan tabletop board and found two posts in a thread that were just:
I'd love to visit Japan for extended periods of time but I would fricking snap and punch a guy in the face at some point if I actually lived there. I know so much about their moronic and autistic social norms and culture that it's enough to set my temper on fire. I was very close to doing the English teacher thing when I was way younger to try and swooooce my way into living there but I'm genuinely glad I didn't. If I was a millionaire then yeah I'd buy a house there and not worry about the culture and do my own thing, but trying to make it there on my own and having to deal with their shit is a big no-no, frick that.
>Akiya
I remember reading about those, how does that work for foreigners? Also don't you need to put a lot of money in for upkeep? Don't some of them not even have plumbing so you would have to pay to install that?
You need to get a job in Japan, or be wealthy enough to create your your business there
11 months ago
Anonymous
What if I make good money working remotely for an American company, what are my choices? If I work remotely IN Japan, does that mean anything?
11 months ago
Anonymous
Dude. Go talk to an immigration lawyer if you're this serious. You're not gonna get better information here.
11 months ago
Anonymous
The main point is you are not a jobless bum leeching off the welfare system, if you can prove you have income, it should be fine, so a tech nomad job would be fine if you have all the proper documentation, etc
I'm thinking about doing the English teacher thing because I know the language decently well from doing hardcore AJATT during middle school, and it feels kind of もったいない that I've never even been there after putting in all that effort, but their work culture seems like dogshit and I'm already comfy where I am tbh
I'd say just do it. Also, American and Japanese work cultures are not that dissimilar. The US, Japan, and SK are the workingest of the first world countries.
>w*sterners think japan isn't woke >see this in a recent kadokawa tsubasa bunko book
we have lost the culture battle, japanbros... yamato spirit is crushed now.
I need a synonym for "cajole". I feel like "cajole" is too niche, and that the definition is probably not widely known. Even one of my decently-read friends was like "lol what the frick?" >to persuade by flattery or promises
The word should be decently known, and still related to the use of flattery. Ideally only 1 or 2 words
My current sentence is: >In the world of spies, targets need to be manipulated. Or ________
If I can't find a good word, I might just use the definition of it in its place. "Or persuaded with flattery"
If you are fine with a very colloquial phrase you could use "to butter up" but I wonder what your audience is? Because cajole is not obscure, and I think it's entirely reasonable.
Also, what's the context of this? Why are you posting this here?
Ah, just use cajole then. I suppose it depends on the context.
Charm is better [...]
makes the point of using "to charm" but that doesn't quite have the same connotation to me. To Charm, doesn't have the feeling of pursuasion to it.
So, it all depends on the original Japanese there. But if it's the right word, but you fear the audience won't know it. Use it, you'll help them learn.
I don't know much Japanese, so the subtleties will be lost and I can't easily help you translate.
I'd just say. Look at the character saying it and how they would speak. Would they imply forcefulness in their pursuasion? If yes, cajole has some feeling of that in English.
English has a really huge vocabulary, where we have very, very fine degrees of meaning conveyed in different words. So, think in those terms. Translation is hard.
Ironically, USA banking israelites did just that, they moved the money towards S.Korea and Taiwan, and later China.
Japan has been in a slump ever since, with only their ethnic cohesion and refusal to cuck to israelites keeping them together.
And banking israelites have crippled China in the same manner, remains to be seen if China can float on their own or self-destruct.
It''s literally the facts, moron.
IMF crippled the Asian Tigers before becoming a threat to US, and now US is trying to do the same with China...whether china can survive w/o the israeli money that kept them fat for 20 years remains to be seen... it's the eternal struggle for dominance and hegemony, but you are only paid to shill, not to think, so I understand.
That's quite a read on things. Especially since the core requirement of is that Japan's debt spending against slowing growth was forced upon them.
So, we have a situation common with these types of theories. Japan and it's government have no volition and are simply at the whim of conspiracies.
Doesn't speak well to Japan if true.
It's just business, no man is an island, no nation is independent of the great web of international finance, it would be Brits running it if it wasn't for burgers and it would be the French, if Napoleon had won.
Japan had their chance and took it, ran it for all they were worth and lost, first in WW2 then in the 80's boom times.
Now it's China's turn at the bat.
>watch a israelitetube documentary >turns into le armchair 4d geopoliticz n shiet
You are nothing but a confused cattle. Your stupid Jap got mogged because their Chinese blood hijacked their senses and they exported plenty of japcrap while manipulating their currency back in the 70s-80s while abusing gibsmedats from the US.
You are one unwashed, ingrate, mongoloid c**t. If you're from Hong Kong, shame on you.
That homosexual lapped up 'Princes of The Yen', literal israelite disinfo to make WASPs look bad despite building Japan and Hong Kong from the ground up. >which one did you wat-
Not needed. I was there.
Honestly foreign countries make me feel better af about my jank ass teeth. Like I had braces and all that, the teeth are straight, I just didn't take great care of them when I was younger.
did you have to wear a retainer after the braces? and for how long if you did?
i got mine when i was like 12 from some old c**t who said i wouldn't be needing one and then in about 4 years after taking it off, they got fricked again so i'm currently 23 now and got braces once more so i'm expecting to be wearing a retainer when they take them off in like 2 or 3 years from now on.
Japan, Korea and Taiwan are all nice, Singapore too.
Clean modern nations with fun "exotics" things to do.
Unless you want to frick ladyboys and kids, then go to Thailand and Philippines.
>way too slow >/jp/ post vtroon and idolBlack person invasion
its fast as frick and some /jp/ threads even make it to the leaderboards (its all vtroony spam)
you never used a REAL slow board.
>the history and POWER of trains still runs deep >built entirely by trains >most major cities founded on major train line >now only used for slow freight by private companies >no bullet trains anywhere
ショボン
I just take planes in the US. They're cheap. Plus, faster. Particularly when you take into account the much larger distances between cities in the US.
11 months ago
Anonymous
>planes >faster than bullet train
yeah if you ignore check in, security theater, taxi, time to cruising speed.
by the time thats done the train is halfway there lmao
11 months ago
Anonymous
imagine being able to go from Washington DC to Los Angeles for 110 dollars with no baggage fees, no gate check, no taxi to the airport, plus roomy seats, big, full wifi, and a dining car.
11 months ago
Anonymous
Over what time? Last time I was in Japan I took the Shinkansen from Kyoto to Tokyo. It was about 80 bucks iirc. That's a distance of about 200 miles. It's about 2300 miles from DC to Los Angeles.
Last time I flew a similar flight, it cost 140 dollars on southwest and took about 4 hours.
New York to DC is a more reasonable comparison. Distances like Los Angeles to DC, with the Rockies and the Appalachians in between, will never be super feasible for a bullet train.
11 months ago
Anonymous
There's lots more Irish and Chinese in the US now to blow up mountains than there were in the 1800s; we'll be fine
11 months ago
Anonymous
That's 4 hours in the air, plus the hour you spent getting to the airport, plus the hour spent in security and waiting at the gate, plus the 30 minutes to deplane and exit the airport, plus another hour in ground transport.
11 months ago
Anonymous
you'd have to go 500 MPH to match a 4 hour 36 minute flight. I think the trains go 200 at most?
I mean, I'd take one over a plane any fricking day but planes still make sense.
11 months ago
Anonymous
America is a low trust capitalist dystopia that's full of guns so you'll get all the downsides of air travel with none of the benefit
As long as you're hygenic and not fat, your attractiveness tends to go up a bit by Japanese standards due to exoticism alone. Gaming isn't considered as a childish hobby to the degree it is in the west, either, so that can be a positive.
east asians literally don't have the same glands as euros, they biologically speaking don't stink as much, conversely finds you stench that much more horrid
I saw a video where he was surfing with Chris Broad so he's probably doing fine. Expats all stick together so the xenophobia thing doesn't really matter
>surfing with Chris Broad
Wish that homie could stay on topic with his podcasts I really don't care to hear his gay ass opinions about how Japan should suck more globohomosexual wiener like the west. When he's not doing that his podcasts are so comfy.
I saw a video where he was surfing with Chris Broad so he's probably doing fine. Expats all stick together so the xenophobia thing doesn't really matter
The frick? Pewdiepie moved to Japan? When did that happen and why?
If I was japanese I would cringe so hard at the people here who are obssessed with Japan but actually just love anime and don't clearly care about anything else in reality
no one here is japanese, just white men who wish they were born in japan
imagine winning the genetic lottery and wishing you were a small dick slant-eyed manlet instead
>Imagine having teensy weensy male copulatory organ
Hue hee, yes...
Imagine..
small dicks don't hurt children girls as much as large dicks
arrest this man.
why, for being ethical?
>imagine winning the genetic lottery
But he said wh*t*, not Caribbean?
I'm white but I unironically wish I was Japanese because I really want a Japanese gf
>Japanese girls love white men!!!
No they don't. I've been to Japan and 99% of the couples I saw were Japanese man, Japanese woman. I saw Japanese dudes who would've been incels in America with genuinely cute girlfriends, I got so jealous
Me personally I prefer being a big white man and laughing at chinks, asiatics and slanties
>I unironically wish I was Japanese
my condolences
>99% of the couples I saw were Japanese man, Japanese woman
No shit, anon.
>In 2021, there were 2,887,116 foreign residents in Japan, representing 2.3% of the Japanese population.
>2.3%
Why would you ever want to me a mulatto Type III-skinned dicklet spanty eyed manlet when you're presumably at least somewhat white and thus human judging by your incessant self-loathing. Also don't fall for the outbreeding meme, white women are still the most loyal and honest race despite the feminist propaganda, the cheating rate in Japan for women is like 33%
>be japanese incerru
>japanese gar tok constanly abou how they ruv beeg amerikan kok
>they mastabate daily to eet in public
>wish to be eighto footo amerikan-sama chad with biggu whito dikku
>den boku-sama could make eri-chan mai waifu
>dat face wen no garfriendo
Sudokku...
no japs wants to be fart hairy gaijin, they want to be a Japanese chad, or at least Cloud
It's crazy. I've lived in the US all my life and 99% of the relationships I see are American Man/America Woman.
Shits fricked.
imagine giving this much of a frick about your race
So you wish to be a Black person instead?
not unless he was American
>genetic lottery
>be white, but lanky and ugly, not too bright
>Ganker
>white
lel
Do i get to frick a uso cutie tho?
Military man spotted, get off here marine. You got duty tomorrow
I am not white tho
And I'm not a man. So what?
The cold hard truth.
I like living in Japan, but I wouldn't want to have been born here and grow up in Japan as a Japanese person.
I'm a 5th generation korean american. Moshi moshi
are your ancestors from north korea
>white
brown "people" pretending to be self-hating whites more like
what is jap tv like, Gankerros
Find out yourself:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.jp.tv
Largely brainless variety shows and soap opera-level dramas. The comedy shows are alright, and documentaries are pretty interesting. News is still largely catered to the elderly and feels really cheap and shallow a lot of the time.
yeah but it has plays staring cute girls, therefore it's based pilled
>meanwhile on Japanese theater
I have no idea what you're talking about, anon, but you do you.
I'm saying I picked a random channel and got a play where the full cast is cute girls, and that is based
If I picked a random American channel the results would have been disastrous
>random american channel
>Alice in Project is a Japanese theater production company. Launched in 2010. Produces the theater unit "Girls Theater Company" consisting only of young actresses and female idols, and the idol unit " Alice in Alice ".
Just when I though Japan couldn't be anymore based
Just finished
Apparently it was Alice in Deadly School
Highly recommended
There is an anime too
https://anidb.net/anime/12330
frick I love Japanese TV so much bros
Death to America
okay now it's literally porn, I think I found the gravure channel
>underwear
>literally porn
found the burger
>okay now it's literally porn, I think I found the gravure channel
Interesting
>ch663
nice
>スカパー!プレミアムサービスCh.663
GRAVURE TV???
sorry anon, I switched to comfy country side trains
what program is this?
Probably a scam but I run it in BlueStacks to be safe
There are VIP channels but it's like $12 for a whole year and I just used a prepaid card so they can't steal my money
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.jp.tv
it's pay per view VOD, they show you teasers and you pay to watch the whole thing
Literally british tv + variety shows, but with no Black person infestation
god TAKE ME BACK FRICK
I'm American born Taiwanese, would like to visit Japan at some point.
終わりました、 アノヌくん
>アノヌ
The sad truth
Prease no srander PS3
PS3 have Tarradega Naitsu!
Jap Ganker is probably creaming themselves over surface level western games like guitar hero, while crying about sony betraying them and how japanese society is going to collapse
I wish I was European
YOU ARE IN LUCK!
I think japan would love cyberpunk.
hate monkeydogs
go back wizard oz
That's Taiwanese
>tfw no gf
it transcends nations and cultures
kys chink
He's no chink if he can't tell the difference between Chinese and Japanese. Or I guess he could be making a joke about Taiwan being a wannabe Japan.
That is the Taiwanese imageboard komica
*Chinese
Taiwan is part of China.
Please refer to it and it's language as such from here on.
No
you are a motherfricker son of a b***h and racist on the top of it too. frick you. go to hell.
I'm ethic Chinese.
You will never be real human, commie filth.
you are nothing. go frick yourself son of a prostitute.
I don't understand your larp
West Taiwan land needs to retvrn to its rightful owners.
I doubt Taiwan wants to try to fix that crumbling shitshow.
The only country that has a chance of being rescued if its regime falls is North Korea I guess.
this but the other way around
the Republic of China is the legitimate government of the One China
Taiwan is Japan! They can post here 🙂
I wish to improve my community and better serve my employer and family. I don't have much time for video games. Super Mario and Pokemon are great national treasures.
Gamer fuel thread?
I don't get it.
Feet?
S-sutarufierudo is t-totally coming with nihingo language, r-righto?
Todd-sama w-wouldnt abandon us, r-right?
カッニー ブレッド?
Romanji?
>romanji
Don't these guys ever feel sad that people only play Pokemon and phone games?
私は子供が大好き
For you.
私も
小学生マンコ【真】をペロペロしたい
wow my 5 weeks worth of learning nip sure paid off!
私は苦手やな
っていうか、人全般が苦手やわ
だから一人プレイしかやらないの
[good news]
Hello, it is me, an normal American foreigner from 2ch.
What do you think about video games?
japanese and russians racemix fine
the kuril islands belongs to Russia
Takauji did nothing wrong
The israelite fears the cowboy
魂
I never knew that I needed a Japanese vaquera qt, but I’m glad to know now.
Why are Japanese so smart bros ?
Ummmmmmmmm that chart is HIGHLY problematic sweaty
bow down
>tumblr
>Filipino's
>'
i kneel
honestly, how do they figure?
>Filipino's smarter than white people
Holy kek how will white supremacy cucks ever recover?
Those are filipino immigrants. Proper, legal immigration has an inherent IQ filter.
makes sense, the few filipino dudes i've spoken to who immigrated here were all polite, well spoken, and hard working
the women just liked to gossip and gamble tho
Why is the range so wide?
unironically autism
>be Arab
>wonder where my race falls
>not even on the list
>a dozen variations of black included
>Flips included
>white Indians
The frick? Did Arabs just tell the israelites that run IQ tests to frick off and not take it?
MENA stands for Middle Eastern and North Africa. So that would be ~95-105.
The real question is where do East Africans fall? "Black African" is on the list but I guarantee they only tested West Africans.
Sorry Arab bro, too many 1st cousin marriages literally makes your kind moronic.
Western people used to frick their 1st cousins too, but stopped.
The problem is modern medicine keep all the stupid tards alive when they would've died with ~50% infant mortality in the old days.
Between that and yer corrupt leaders, Arabs will always be many, but moronic, backwards, and slave to the israelites.
most likely they weren't allowed in, cause tester's were probably American israelites
Shouldn't israelites be at the very top?
shh, /misc/ are race realists only when it come to black statistics
That's been deboonked, freemason israelite shill
Jews are white.
>howdy fellow whites
>Filipino that high
Yeah, no. This is bullshit
>black African
>American black
>chinese that high
if they were that smart why is their country burning down in flames?
1. cheating
2. high IQ won't save you if are stuck in a corrupt communist shithole where party members hide billions and let people starve to death
They're smart but their leader is smart in a certain way that he was able to control every aspect of their government and authoritative bodies. This stresses all of them out because they know the country they live in is rotting from the inside and they can't do anything about it, often they can't even leave. So they lash out.
>if they were that smart why is their country burning down in flames?
are you talking about US or China?
2 more weeks
Their culture values intelligence. Where people get bullied for being smart in America, people get bullied for being morons in Japan.
>Where people get bullied for being smart in America
Does this even really happen? The only "smart" people I remember getting bullied were literally just the kind of insufferable homosexual who thinks he's the smartest person in the room 24/7. Usually you get bullied for being a socially awkward moron, not because of how smart you are.
It does, yes.
>we will never have the smart elite people on our side
-assjuice politician guy
frick I forgot his name funnily enough.
I mean I get what you're saying; there are always going to be buttholes who are just crabs in a bucket, but it's not the norm honestly. It's like a chad wearing an anime shirt, no one's going to care if you're already a chad. It's just the case that if you look and act like a boil, people are going to treat you like one.
Asians are the true master race. Every white accomplishment was provided in catalyst by them.
>White-indian is higher than both indian and white
???
yeah no.
Source of that graph?
https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/average-iq-by-country
>Unidentified
what
why are japanese games so fricking shit bros? why don't our developers produce games like skyrim or fallout 4?
Ugh I hate Easternshit games so much, and Japanese dub really is so overacted and trash. I was playing a Western Masterpiece, Skyrim, in Japanese and the overacting is atrocious. In the original English they even got people with real Northern accents to voice characters, and it fits much better!
I fricking hate foreign nations that keep pesturing us to take in immigrants.
The future of so many countries is to become some different flavor of Brazil?
Sauce?
実際はほとんど同じ
どこ行っても同じ
they just like me fr fr
Skeletons are cool
Met another kuso American tourist, die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die die
John-san dabbing on the manlets
life imitates art.
Zased. So fricking zased.
look up johnny somalli in japan now
does this actually happen?
Drinking the water? It can happen out of ignorance. Riding komainu? I've never heard of it, but I suppose it someone were drunk or trying to do something outrageous for a YouTube video or something, it's possible.
fricking a shrine maiden with big boobas ?
only if you're american enough
>こんにちは、私は日本人です。寿司と武士道とファイナルファンタジー10が大好きです。彼女がティロンのモンスターペニスのために私を捨てることにしたので、ガチャに100万円も使いました。
Does England look like this? I'd like to visit someday!!
stop corrupting the japs
Corruption originates in Japan.
>manlet (チビ男)
毎回
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
妊娠する妊娠する妊娠する妊娠する
I'm just glad that trans lives matter.
I hope that nip translator who translates Ganker shitposts into Japanese for his nip boomer audience finds this thread again.
http://www.all-nationz.com/archives/1081253895.html
>Watch TV
>Filled with pozzed racemixing propaganda
The west will fricking burn someday, it's only a matter of time.
>that manga page
I wish Japanese society wasn't harsh with 25+ year old females who still haven't "settled" with someone. Obviously once you're over 35 it's over if you want to have kids but if you're worried that Japanese society will collapse because not enough people are having babies then those self-imposed rules seem kinda silly. No wonder gaijin men or nisei/sansei have more success with them (not saying it's a good thing btw but when you have the expectation of dating someone or bust if you're over 25, then having this nisei-kinda guy who's Japanese ethnically and is willing to give you a chance then welp)
is 2chan Ganker better discussion wise?
No.
5ch is better
2chan is japanese reddit.
I want to frick Alex Mercer
wegs are so much better hgames
I'm so tired of nippon little sisters
postu itto
i wish cowboys were real bros
CHING CHONG BING BONG
>even the trash is better in Japan
>Trash
>Trash, Japan
Yes.
>baby... please kill me
babies are kill
i actually feel sad seeing those cute girls thrown away like that. at least burn the fricking thing
Yesterday I waled to the convenince store. The food was more expensive than I expected but the smell of rain on the ashphelt reminded me of my days in middle school.
Jap Ganker is whining about how the East has fallen and they drool over games like God of War and PUBG.
ching chong I wish our japanese society didn't force us to work 22 hours a day in a shitty office jobs ching chong
I still don't know why anons never post 5ch threads on here. Nip shitposting is funny.
gaijin go home
Tokyo moment
the jap fears the eternal anglo
>white guy in the crowd just havin a giggle
>dudes in the back cheering him on
>white guy laughing
>man next to him trying to keep a straight face
>cameraman's face
>THIS ISN'T THE NORF
>WHAT'S UP WIFF ALL THESE CHINKY LADS THEN
>EARD THERE WERE NONCES ROUND HERE IN CHINKYLAND
>THE DRINK HERE IS SHITE WHERE'S ME PINTS
>THESE JAPS CAN'T HOLD THEIR LIQUOR
>THESE ERE JAPS ARE ROIGHT SMALL LITTLE MEN ARENT THEY
>ANIMAY? ISNT THAT THAT RUBBISH NONCES WATCH
jap's vidya industry has fallen and FROM is now the only hope for us
GET ME OUT OF HERE MY PENIS IS SHRINKING
この写真の意味何か?
TOTAL AMERIMUTT DEATH
>state funded dicky art classes
Are you a bad enough dude to actually find the image she drew?
I was in Japan in April. Wonderful, beautiful place, unironically.
/ss/ is the best! All women belong to shotas!
Except foreign shotas. They deserve to be culled.
bing ching ding ling wing ding
I didn't know you were a racist!
>FATHER TED CRILLY YOUR RACIALLY INSENSITIVE POSTS ON Ganker.ORG HAVE ANGERED OUR JAPANESE COLLEAGUES IN THE CLERGY!
>WHAT HAVE YOU TO SAY FOR YOURSELF CRILLY?!
How did we go from this...
Lisetning to Supernova in the East, I really wonder what would happen if they didn't try to genocide all Koreans and Chinese and instead tried to be inthe East what America is in the west
>tfw the Taiwanese would rather prefer being a Japanese colony than being under chinese occupation
>Japan, the nation known for its historical strong pacifism and long peaceful history
>once built a colonial empire, beat China and Russia, conquer half the vast Asia, never stopped until finally being defeated by the US
One of the most interesting part of the world history I would say.
Why did Japan choose to become a colonizer and attack their neighbours instead of helping them against the Western powers?
Dan Carlin's Supernova in the East covers it pretty well
They just saw what the big boys like UK were doing and wanted some of that action
Plus they were super racists against other asians
because if you want to make your country richer stealing your neighbors resources is the best way.
Shouldnt have underestimated the americans tho
because rest of the Asian nations were weak and and already slaves to European nations
because Japan never had feality to the Ching Dynasty and saw them as illegitimate Manchu usurper to the Han Chinese
because to be strong mean s to exploit your weaker neighbors
in the age nukes, you can't go invade other countries anymore, back than it was a land grab, all of Europe was doing it, and if Japan didn't they'd be surround by hostile European
the brutalities of the war and occupations has made the Japs the "bad" guys, but the basic motivations was logical and sound, eat or be eaten. same logic still holds today, but in the economic sphere
Imperial Japan was a clusterfrick.
...to this
>Mao murders 100 million chinks
>still worship him as a god
Chinese are not people.
Cucks are disgusting
>sees black man
>instantly thinks of interracial cuckoldry
Have you seen the whole video? The chocolate fellow was really grabbing that cucky bloke’s wife real tight, I hope she leaves with the kids and leaves him with nothing, cuckolds should be sent to concentration camps and gassed to death, they disgust me
2chan?
Next year I’m planing to go to the Kanto and chubu regions in Japan, I just want to go sight seeing and to eat some authentic Japanese food, maybe if there’s time I would like to do a little shopping spree in Tokyo to get some cool merchandise of some of my favourite franchises and to get some old famicom games
How was your experiemce in Japan, especially the Kanto and Chubu regions
kanto is REAL???
Yeah, it’s a real Japanese region, Chubu is Johto in the Pokémon games
Kansai is Johto
The Eorzea Cafe in Tokyo was pretty.cute. Definitely overpriced, but you pay for the experience. The interior of the cafe was well-made and you get some neat coasters to take home as souvenirs. Honestly, though, I don't remember much of what I did in Tokyo. I'm sure you'll have fun, anon.
Why are Japanese games so soulless? I only play superior western games and watch superior western animation. Curse my slanted eyes!
So why does Ganker see the Japanese as like honorary White?
They are just regular Asians.
t. Zhang from Canada
I wish I had a screenshot, because I used to post it on Ganker. Years ago when I was learning Japanese I went to the 2chan tabletop board and found two posts in a thread that were just:
> Skeletons are cool.
> Yeah! Skeletons are cool.
And I love it. Some things are universal.
meanwhile on Ganker
>Skeletons are cool
>Yeah! You can tell if someone if male or female, take that trannies!
>post about dickcutters out from nowhere
troon moment
I'd love to visit Japan for extended periods of time but I would fricking snap and punch a guy in the face at some point if I actually lived there. I know so much about their moronic and autistic social norms and culture that it's enough to set my temper on fire. I was very close to doing the English teacher thing when I was way younger to try and swooooce my way into living there but I'm genuinely glad I didn't. If I was a millionaire then yeah I'd buy a house there and not worry about the culture and do my own thing, but trying to make it there on my own and having to deal with their shit is a big no-no, frick that.
You don't need to be a millionare if you just want to buy an Akiya tbh
>Akiya
I remember reading about those, how does that work for foreigners? Also don't you need to put a lot of money in for upkeep? Don't some of them not even have plumbing so you would have to pay to install that?
you have to establish residency, have money and obviously not be a nignog, there are hundreds of dying towns in rural japan, it shouldn't be too hard
But you still won't get a visa right? So you won't be able to stay year round?
You need to get a job in Japan, or be wealthy enough to create your your business there
What if I make good money working remotely for an American company, what are my choices? If I work remotely IN Japan, does that mean anything?
Dude. Go talk to an immigration lawyer if you're this serious. You're not gonna get better information here.
The main point is you are not a jobless bum leeching off the welfare system, if you can prove you have income, it should be fine, so a tech nomad job would be fine if you have all the proper documentation, etc
t. Black person (whites are Black folk to Japs)
If I was super rich, I'd buy a place in Hokkaido and just randomly go there and hang out in super rural Japan.
I'm thinking about doing the English teacher thing because I know the language decently well from doing hardcore AJATT during middle school, and it feels kind of もったいない that I've never even been there after putting in all that effort, but their work culture seems like dogshit and I'm already comfy where I am tbh
I'd say just do it. Also, American and Japanese work cultures are not that dissimilar. The US, Japan, and SK are the workingest of the first world countries.
Thanks anons, I think I will sign up for it later this year.
What kind of program did you do for it? I'm thinking of doing Eikaiwa because it seems like the easiest to get into
I went for an ALT dispatch company bcause I wanted the experience of working in a public school.
It's worth a try. You never know what you might find.
>t. English teacher in Japan happily married to a local
Modern Japs lost all their shitposting cultural prominence. Even söyjaks are beyond what your average jap can make.
>Nonce St., Ganker's place of residence
>リア充ソーマン
Bobuu-sama!
>w*sterners think japan isn't woke
>see this in a recent kadokawa tsubasa bunko book
we have lost the culture battle, japanbros... yamato spirit is crushed now.
>a land with a cultural history of celebrating boy-frickers and teen lesbians
>lgbbq friendly
lol
The strategy of making people fat, lazy, and unable to reproduce is too dangerous.
I need a synonym for "cajole". I feel like "cajole" is too niche, and that the definition is probably not widely known. Even one of my decently-read friends was like "lol what the frick?"
>to persuade by flattery or promises
The word should be decently known, and still related to the use of flattery. Ideally only 1 or 2 words
My current sentence is:
>In the world of spies, targets need to be manipulated. Or ________
If I can't find a good word, I might just use the definition of it in its place. "Or persuaded with flattery"
If you are fine with a very colloquial phrase you could use "to butter up" but I wonder what your audience is? Because cajole is not obscure, and I think it's entirely reasonable.
Also, what's the context of this? Why are you posting this here?
Charm is better
I'm fansubbing an anime with a new translation because the original is aids/localized. They completely removed this sentence lol
I'm liking this a lot. Thank you anon + the AI you used.
>fansubbing an anime about spies
Becky sex
Ah, just use cajole then. I suppose it depends on the context.
makes the point of using "to charm" but that doesn't quite have the same connotation to me. To Charm, doesn't have the feeling of pursuasion to it.
So, it all depends on the original Japanese there. But if it's the right word, but you fear the audience won't know it. Use it, you'll help them learn.
スパイの世界ではターゲットを操り籠絡。篭絡し
She just finished listing off things that spies would have to do, such as subduing targets or taking hostages.
I don't know much Japanese, so the subtleties will be lost and I can't easily help you translate.
I'd just say. Look at the character saying it and how they would speak. Would they imply forcefulness in their pursuasion? If yes, cajole has some feeling of that in English.
English has a really huge vocabulary, where we have very, very fine degrees of meaning conveyed in different words. So, think in those terms. Translation is hard.
1980s America will destroy JAPAN once and for all
Ironically, USA banking israelites did just that, they moved the money towards S.Korea and Taiwan, and later China.
Japan has been in a slump ever since, with only their ethnic cohesion and refusal to cuck to israelites keeping them together.
And banking israelites have crippled China in the same manner, remains to be seen if China can float on their own or self-destruct.
>t.mongoloid orc disinfo attempt
It''s literally the facts, moron.
IMF crippled the Asian Tigers before becoming a threat to US, and now US is trying to do the same with China...whether china can survive w/o the israeli money that kept them fat for 20 years remains to be seen... it's the eternal struggle for dominance and hegemony, but you are only paid to shill, not to think, so I understand.
That's quite a read on things. Especially since the core requirement of is that Japan's debt spending against slowing growth was forced upon them.
So, we have a situation common with these types of theories. Japan and it's government have no volition and are simply at the whim of conspiracies.
Doesn't speak well to Japan if true.
It's just business, no man is an island, no nation is independent of the great web of international finance, it would be Brits running it if it wasn't for burgers and it would be the French, if Napoleon had won.
Japan had their chance and took it, ran it for all they were worth and lost, first in WW2 then in the 80's boom times.
Now it's China's turn at the bat.
>watch a israelitetube documentary
>turns into le armchair 4d geopoliticz n shiet
You are nothing but a confused cattle. Your stupid Jap got mogged because their Chinese blood hijacked their senses and they exported plenty of japcrap while manipulating their currency back in the 70s-80s while abusing gibsmedats from the US.
You are one unwashed, ingrate, mongoloid c**t. If you're from Hong Kong, shame on you.
which one did you watch, anon?
That homosexual lapped up 'Princes of The Yen', literal israelite disinfo to make WASPs look bad despite building Japan and Hong Kong from the ground up.
>which one did you wat-
Not needed. I was there.
JAPAN WOMEN belong to Carl's Jr
the age of the samurai man is over
damn, these b***hes need braces
Honestly foreign countries make me feel better af about my jank ass teeth. Like I had braces and all that, the teeth are straight, I just didn't take great care of them when I was younger.
did you have to wear a retainer after the braces? and for how long if you did?
i got mine when i was like 12 from some old c**t who said i wouldn't be needing one and then in about 4 years after taking it off, they got fricked again so i'm currently 23 now and got braces once more so i'm expecting to be wearing a retainer when they take them off in like 2 or 3 years from now on.
I never had any cavities, crooked teeth, and whatnot and I never wore braces.
こんにちは
post hachiko you homosexual
too far away from shibuya
kamakura is way nicer, will send more pics later
人生です
>人生です
つまんねー
Japanese are so disturbingly short.
やっほー
今日はなんのゲームをするの?
Holy shit Komasan and Komajiro in real life?
Anyone here more interested in going to Kyoto than Tokyo
they won't let Koreans in, so I'll have to pretend I am a Chinese tourist
why no Koreans
it's a meme from the colonial days when they were Japan's slaves, it's basically "no coloreds allowed"
I heard Korea is really nice too
Japan, Korea and Taiwan are all nice, Singapore too.
Clean modern nations with fun "exotics" things to do.
Unless you want to frick ladyboys and kids, then go to Thailand and Philippines.
yeah i wanna go to mount hiei and see where nobunaga set all those buddhist fricks on fire
More interested in Shikoku to be honest
Japan must remain strong
don't give up to western puritans
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/27g8BQ0XX9c
I only want yer Christmas Cakes, LET ME IN!!!!!
Thank you thread for summoning the japanese
I doubt there are any actual Japanese people in this thread.
My soul is Japanese, all the Comic LO I read proves it
I wish /jp/ was this comfy, but it's way too slow
Slow is comfy. Learn to appreciate that. Ganker is a skinner box, where you constantly are seeking a /you/ to allow you to feel like you exist.
>Ganker is a skinner box, where you constantly are seeking a /you/ to allow your thread to exist
ftfy
>way too slow
>/jp/ post vtroon and idolBlack person invasion
its fast as frick and some /jp/ threads even make it to the leaderboards (its all vtroony spam)
you never used a REAL slow board.
What is the point of /jp/ anyway? The /djt/ thread is a mess, and the rest of the board is seiyuu/idol/vtuber/touhou threads.
i haven't been to /djt/ since imouto left. its just not the same without that jap kana only sperg
/jp/ started out as a container board for Touhou since it was overwhelming Ganker and wasn't anime
強制的な魂
興味ないっすね
つーかこの前のダイレクトのゲームはどれも面白くなさそうや
ガッカリやわ
Ching ching ching ping pong ching?
shut the frick up your racist c**t
guys literally everyone in this thread posting japanese is using google translate, it's so fricking obvious lmao
you guys are acting like vaporwave musicians when naming their music
we're just funposting
そんな。。。
英語でおk
yer supposed to pretend you are Japs, not b***h about /misc/shit, fricking moronic gaijin
Japan says LGBT rights!
they look korean, ngl
TOTAL MOONIE DEATH
I'm Korean and I support this, they are cancer.
They're all Japanese celebrities, mostly musicians.
I WILL become japanese!!
you'll get old and stop caring
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
do we have any native japs on here?
More like
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
imagine traveling to Japan and kneeling at every poster, haha
On
for sure. Probably not in this thread.
Now it's a super comfy tourism channel
I wish someone would stream this so anons could watch it together, maybe I should try on /jp/
holy fricking SOVL
>all that fricking 花薄
>美しき
if i wanted this scene I'd just play ghost of tsushima. artificial, forced soul.
>train
>train JAPAN
YES.
i'm only having a laugh, trains are cool
>train america
pic related.
maybe where YOU live, but where I moved to in America, the history and POWER of trains still runs deep
I pity you
>the history and POWER of trains still runs deep
>built entirely by trains
>most major cities founded on major train line
>now only used for slow freight by private companies
>no bullet trains anywhere
ショボン
I just take planes in the US. They're cheap. Plus, faster. Particularly when you take into account the much larger distances between cities in the US.
>planes
>faster than bullet train
yeah if you ignore check in, security theater, taxi, time to cruising speed.
by the time thats done the train is halfway there lmao
imagine being able to go from Washington DC to Los Angeles for 110 dollars with no baggage fees, no gate check, no taxi to the airport, plus roomy seats, big, full wifi, and a dining car.
Over what time? Last time I was in Japan I took the Shinkansen from Kyoto to Tokyo. It was about 80 bucks iirc. That's a distance of about 200 miles. It's about 2300 miles from DC to Los Angeles.
Last time I flew a similar flight, it cost 140 dollars on southwest and took about 4 hours.
New York to DC is a more reasonable comparison. Distances like Los Angeles to DC, with the Rockies and the Appalachians in between, will never be super feasible for a bullet train.
There's lots more Irish and Chinese in the US now to blow up mountains than there were in the 1800s; we'll be fine
That's 4 hours in the air, plus the hour you spent getting to the airport, plus the hour spent in security and waiting at the gate, plus the 30 minutes to deplane and exit the airport, plus another hour in ground transport.
you'd have to go 500 MPH to match a 4 hour 36 minute flight. I think the trains go 200 at most?
I mean, I'd take one over a plane any fricking day but planes still make sense.
America is a low trust capitalist dystopia that's full of guns so you'll get all the downsides of air travel with none of the benefit
I hate flying
Ah you think trains are your ally? You merely adopted the trains. I was born in it, molded by it.
Oh, I've been there. Cool as frick place. I am happy they always make enough donations to stay open.
IU HIRRU AN OBEY
YESSU
OI TEME
ついにやって来たわに
強えー
Ore tachi bideo gaemu, kiisama
>romaji
YOOOOOOOOOOOO
むりよ
are Japanese men / women
shallow when it comes to western guys?
what do you have to look like to get a jp bf/gf?
they aren't very excepting of 30 feet tall walking lizard monsters
As long as you're hygenic and not fat, your attractiveness tends to go up a bit by Japanese standards due to exoticism alone. Gaming isn't considered as a childish hobby to the degree it is in the west, either, so that can be a positive.
>As long as you're hygenic and not fat
man you just killed like 70% of the website. ひどくない?
現実を見ろ
>be me
>handsome
>fit
>not fat
>but smell strongly of musk at all times
guess jap women will have to miss out
There's this thing called deodrant
east asians literally don't have the same glands as euros, they biologically speaking don't stink as much, conversely finds you stench that much more horrid
>man you just killed like 70% of the website.
try 90% when you consider Ganker is 50% spics
Frick I failed to get into college again this year
Save me fellow ronins
I'm about to become neet
How is pewds enjoying japan? Living there must be qute the experience of weebery and xenophic combination
I saw a video where he was surfing with Chris Broad so he's probably doing fine. Expats all stick together so the xenophobia thing doesn't really matter
>surfing with Chris Broad
Wish that homie could stay on topic with his podcasts I really don't care to hear his gay ass opinions about how Japan should suck more globohomosexual wiener like the west. When he's not doing that his podcasts are so comfy.
>Expats all stick together
>tfw 引きこもり-tier social life
The frick? Pewdiepie moved to Japan? When did that happen and why?
apparently because no one knows him over there so he can walk the streets without be stopped or stared at
そうだね
>looks fine with mask
>mask off, 2/10
Why japbros, you gays have dental clinic every 500m
fangs are cute
Japan's birthrate is collapsing, bros, why won't you help them????
Have you no heart????
back to the grave Abe!
なかだ大好きだよ
こんばんは、日本人です
Nigerooo!!
OI TEME
>Black folk: 🙁
>Black folk, Japan: 🙁
well, guess it's not always true
ポリコレ止めて
If I was japanese I would cringe so hard at the people here who are obssessed with Japan but actually just love anime and don't clearly care about anything else in reality
nuh uh
Yuh-uh
ching chong wala wala bing bong
Ting ting wala wala bang bang
what are some squid games